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  • Are you tired of the competitin always getting you down?

  • Careful Plankton, I just mopped there.

  • Do you find yourself overwhelmed with failure

  • from poor chum performance?

  • It's the stench of failure.

  • Is the answer always just out of your reach?

  • Well, worry no more. Introducing

  • Krabby Patty Formula Stealing Inventions

  • Brought to you by Sheldon J. Plankton.

  • Patent pending.

  • I went to college!

  • Up first is a device concept that sure has legs, actual leg.

  • Introducing the Robo-Patty.

  • This machine's versatile four legged system

  • offers a smooth ride over any terrain

  • with full Krabby Patty carrying capacity.

  • But that's not all.

  • It also comes equipped with an overdrive system.

  • You'll never catch me, Krabs.

  • Not when I shift into maximum overdrive. Hi-yah!

  • Call the number on your screen to order the Robo-Patty

  • for just $19.99. Driver's license required.

  • If Plankton is known for one thing,

  • it's that he is the leading innovator

  • of robotic technology in all of Bikini Bottom.

  • Choose between any of the following robot models.

  • The Salesman, complete

  • with fabulous mustache and fedora.

  • With this disguise, that formula is as good as mine.

  • The Seahorse.

  • This metallic [unintelligible] has all the horsepower

  • you could ask for.

  • Don't broadcast my secret plans!

  • The Krab, equipped with microphones,

  • pinching power and a self destruct.

  • Yeah, okay, maybe be careful about that part.

  • The Sponge. This brain powered, remote controlled sponge robot

  • is for expert operators only.

  • It takes real skill to order this bot

  • to make a Krabby Patty.

  • I command you! Make me a Krabby Patty!

  • I don't wanna.

  • Or why not go with The Decoy?

  • This robot is a spitting image of its creator,

  • capable of fooling even the oldest oppose.

  • What?!

  • Buy any of these models now,

  • or the complete set for $999.9. No refunds.

  • Yay!

  • If you're in the market

  • for an even larger model of robot, order The Chumbot.

  • This impressive mech towers over every building

  • and is capable of scooping up vast amounts of citizens,

  • forcing them to consume your product.

  • You mean you kidnapped us just to sell us your fast food?

  • Come on. It's a standard marketing technique.

  • And if you're looking for more action,

  • consider purchasing The Boom-Boom.

  • Bring on The Boom-Boom!

  • While smaller in stature, this robo tank is rigged

  • with a blazing fast windmill,

  • a flame throwing hairdryer and effective pincers.

  • Just be sure to keep it plugged in.

  • Hey, what gives?

  • But maybe the answer you're looking for

  • is to get into the mind of your competition.

  • Literally.

  • Plankton's Mind Control Module

  • grants you full control of the competition,

  • from walking transportation to vocal projection.

  • Your sniveling creations are worth less

  • than a protozoan's waste!

  • Something must be wrong with my brain!

  • Order now to receive your Mind Control Module

  • by the end of the week.

  • Must be this tall to operate.

  • Get out of my head! Leave my brain alone!

  • If you want a more hands on approach,

  • why not clone the competition?

  • That's right! With Plankton's cloning machin,

  • just add someone's DNA plus your own...

  • Ouch!

  • ...and voila, a combo clone is born.

  • Behold, playing PlanKrab!

  • [grunting]

  • [chuckles]

  • [laughing]

  • Call now for the special price of $99.99.

  • DNA not included.

  • You married a genius, Karen.

  • Sometimes the answer isn't to fight the competition

  • but to be the competition. And with

  • the Switch-Lives-Just-To-Know- What-It's-Like-O-Mogrifier,

  • you can switch lives with anyoe just to know what it's like.

  • Did I just repeat myself?

  • Ah. It's finally all mine, the patties, the wealth,

  • the notoriety, the... SpongeBob?

  • Call now to find out the special price

  • on this magnificent machine.

  • But hurry, this special price won't last long.

  • You have about five seconds.

  • Goodbye, everyone. I'll remember you on therapy.

  • But what does last long, is love.

  • And with the computer wife by your side,

  • nothing can stop you from taking over.

  • With millions of processes running at once,

  • the W.I.F.E.-Omatic computer

  • comes in a wall mounted Mark II

  • or mobile Mark II model.

  • Ray Ray, you've got my cooling fans running on hig.

  • Get over here and give me some sugar.

  • She cooks, she schemes, she has laser beams.

  • [screaming]

  • An invention, so effective,

  • you don't even have to miss that precious anniversary date.

  • Oh, Sheldon, you're so romanti.

  • Call the number on your screen

  • and receive free installation.

  • But wait, that's not all.

  • If you order now, you will receive an autographed copy

  • of C.H.U.M., the debut album by artist Plankton for 30% off.

  • Featuring such hit singles such as Fun...

  • ♪ F is for a fire That burns down the whole town

  • ♪ U's for uranium bombs

  • How Do I Pick?...

  • Come on, Plankton, just pick one and forget about your shoes!

  • Oh, My Karen...

  • Oh, my Karen Oh, my Karen

  • Oh, my computer wife, Karen

  • And Maximum Overdrive.

  • In maximum overdrive You'll never catch me

  • Ah ah ah! Maximum overdrive

  • Hi-yah! Hi-yah! ♪

  • So why wait?

  • Call the number on your screen

  • to purchase any of Plankton products,

  • plus a free copy of his album.

  • And for even more genius from Plankton,

  • be sure to subscribe

  • to the SpongeBob Channel here on YouTube.

  • That's only one click away.

  • This commercial is not actually real.

  • Shipping and handling not included.

  • All purchases are final. No refunds.

  • Eat chum or face the consequences.

Are you tired of the competitin always getting you down?

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