Oooh.

So, today, we're gonna be trying vegan barbecue.

I am from a barbecue town.

She is from opposing barb⏤like, this is something that they pretend that they do.

I'm from Memphis, Tennessee, and we obviously have the better barbecue.

- How do you have your meats? - Oh, like medium-well.

Medium-rare is the way to go.

I'm excited; I'm interested to see what this tastes like.

I've learned⏤just get the ***king food.

- It looks like Sloppy Joe to me. - It does.

It smells like barbecue as ****.

Low-key excited about this.

This is (beeps) good.

Why is this a trick?

No, this is good.

Yeah, this is good. Is this meat?

What is it?

We're eating mushrooms? I hate mushrooms.

This shit is good. Oh my God.

I'm gonna keep eating it though.

Bring on the next one.

Cheers corn dog. Cheers.

When you eat this you know there isn't meat in it.

It tastes like a hot dog, but the texture is (beeps) up.

This is not for me.

This is not of God.

God wanted us to have hot dogs.

It's weird 'cause it has no real taste, right?

But if Beyonce was in one of her vegan phase --

If Beyonce was like do you want a hot dog, absolutely.

Yes, several. I'm starving sis.

Please give me multiple.

Why ribs like why you gotta try for like the number one dish?

Oh hell no.

Don't. (laughs)

Nope. (laughs)

It tastes like corn bread that is like not sweet.

[Nyla] Not today Satan.

I truly don't taste anything.

I'm honestly not that mad at it.

Someone who's trying to cut back on meat, I would definitely look into some of these options.

I feel like this is not gonna make me go digging in anyway, but I will eat that vegan pulled pork again.

Like I would totally go vegan, but I would stay away from the hot dog.

Yeah, vegan food is good.

You could find some really good vegan stuff, and then you could find some really nasty stuff.

It's just like meat.

It is just like meat, you know?

Find some good meat, bad meat.

You know who you are.

(laughs)

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