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  • [laughing]

  • Sorry, guys. I'm working on my new invention.

  • Y'all better come back tomorrow.

  • Ooh! New invention?

  • See?

  • Ooh.

  • What is it?

  • It's a portal to other worlds.

  • I built it to explore the universe.

  • Also, for quick trips to Texas

  • to pick up some of my favorite barbecue nuts.

  • Yoink!

  • Oompf!

  • Dang nabbit! That ding dang nut stealing arm is back again!

  • Pretty nifty, huh?

  • Squirrels can do anything they want to.

  • I bet you can eat a Krabby Double Deluxe in one bite.

  • Oh.

  • Give me that.

  • They don't call me cheeks or nothing.

  • [laughing]

  • Thank you. Thank you.

  • Well, that's just one...

  • I want an award.

  • Aah! Patrick, don't cry.

  • [crying]

  • You'll get an award one day.

  • I'm never gonna get an award 'cause I've never done anything.

  • But... you're Patrick Star.

  • You can do anything you want.

  • That's easy for you to say, you're Spongebob.

  • Patrick, if you want to win an award, you have to do something.

  • Hmm.

  • I want to defeat the giant monkey man

  • and save the ninth dimension!

  • Me too!

  • But that sounds a little hard.

  • Is this the Krusty Krab?

  • No, this is Patrick.

  • Is this the Krusty Krab?

  • No, this is Patrick.

  • Is this the Krusty Krab?

  • No!

  • This is Patrick!

  • I'm not a Krusty Krab.

  • What a night be this?

  • Crew, howl with me

  • so that we might set the seven seas ablaze with fear!

  • [howling]

  • [screaming]

  • Liddle liddle liddle lee!

  • [howling]

  • [screaming]

  • Liddle liddle liddle lee!

  • [mumbling]

  • [mumbling]

  • [laughing]

  • Who dare...

  • Who...

  • disturb...

  • the...

  • Flyin'... Dutchman?

  • My beard!

  • Hey!

  • Who dares disturb the Flyin' Dutchman?

  • He's an inanimate object.

  • His money is no good here!

  • What are you sayin', Mr. Squidward?

  • Everyone's money is good here.

  • At the Krusty Krab, we serves all kinds.

  • I am not taking an order for a bubble.

  • Sure you are, or I'll pay your life with misery and woe!

  • Even if you quit.

  • He'll just have one of everything.

  • One of everything? Whoopee!

  • Ooh ooh. Ow ow ow!

  • I love Bubble Buddy!

  • Squidward, show our best customer to his table.

  • It's a Krabby Patty.

  • Ewe eh.

  • It's cold and hard.

  • This coulda rolled under there years ago.

  • There, there, little one.

  • Your journey is almost over.

  • What happened?

  • Someone tried to throw away a patty.

  • Pinch-O-Matic has saved you five point two cents.

  • But, Mr. Krabs, I found that under the grill.

  • And tomorrow a customer will find it under his bun.

  • But it's old and cold...

  • and so very full of mold.

  • You're not to make another patty until that one is sold.

  • [laughing]

  • Faster than light! ♪

  • Prepared to stop crime! ♪

  • It's Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy! ♪

  • Yeah!

  • If you're in a jam

  • [screaming]

  • It's Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy! ♪

  • The Adventures of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy!

  • The New Adventures of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy!

  • In a familiar restaurant, in a familiar part of town,

  • a call goes out in frustration.

  • Will you hurry up?

  • A call that would normally be answered

  • by Bikini Bottom's semi retired champions...

  • if they weren't the ones causing the problem.

  • Let's see. I want a...

  • no...

  • I want a...

  • a...

  • a no... uh...

  • Hmm.

  • Sir, will you please order already?

  • You're holding up the line.

  • Uh...

  • Hey, Mermaid Man.

  • Get a Krabby Patty.

  • I've made my decision.

  • [cheering]

  • One Krabby Patty for me and a Pip Squeak Patty for the boy.

  • Now, wait just a darn minute.

  • Oh!

  • I'm talking to a Billboard.

  • [meowing]

  • Now I'm hearing things.

  • If only I could see you one more time.

  • So, I can tell you how much I love you.

  • If only I could hear you meow one last time.

  • [meowing]

  • Yeah, like that.

  • [purring]

  • Gary, your purring is making it hard to forget you.

  • Gary!

  • Oh Gary!

  • So, did you hear any of that?

  • Or do I have to repeat myself?

  • [meowing]

  • Okay, good.

  • Look at this brooch!

  • [meowing]

  • I don't know what a snail would want with a brooch!

  • Now, why don't you just get in the tub?

  • Get in the tub!

  • Get in the tub!

  • Get in the tub!

  • In the tub!

  • In the tub!

  • Now, Gary, are you gonna get in this tub or am I gonna hav...

  • [screaming]

  • Gary, could you uh...

  • Gary, no!

  • Gary!

  • Spongebob, what do you like better?

  • The Kutie Krab or the Kooky Krab?

  • For what, dare I ask?

  • The new name for our new look.

  • I mean, the Krusty Krab has got to go.

  • Who wants to eat at a place they think is krusty?

  • Blech.

  • Well, sure, it's a terrible name,

  • but this is a terrible place.

  • Therefore, the name should be left alone.

  • - Right, SpongeBob? - I got it.

  • How about the Khaotic Krab?

  • Hmmm. How about the Kissy Krab? Muah, muah, muah.

  • - The King Krab. - The Kandy Krab.

  • The Kool Krab or the Kowboy Krab?

  • The Kurly Krab, the Kreepy Krab,

  • the Killer Krab!

  • No.

  • You're right. Too scary. Mmm.

  • The Kuddly Krab.

  • [laughing]

  • Gosh.

  • Please keep your arms and legs inside at all times.

  • And did not leave the boat until the ride is over.

  • Thank you.

  • Um, Carol, your arm, it's outside the boat.

  • [sighing]

  • I will put my arm in the boat.

  • But don't touch me!

  • Don't talk to me.

  • Don't even look at me!

  • [sighing]

  • Boring!

  • Will my arrow find her heart?

  • Oh.

  • This ride is lame!

  • You forgot!

  • And I got you the perfect gift!

  • The Krabby Patty formula?

  • Muah! Muah!

  • How did you get it?

  • First, I went to the Krusty Krab...

  • One Krabby Patty, please?

  • Thank you.

  • Whatever.

  • You're not coming in here smelling like that!

  • Hey! What are you...

  • [squealing]

  • Stop that at once. You...

  • [gasping]

  • I command you to...

  • Oh no!

  • [screaming]

  • There you go.

  • Now, don't you feel better?

  • Okay, Spongebob.

  • What's the first thing you do?

  • Nineteen twenty four?

  • No, no.

  • First thing is... to start the boat.

  • [mumbling]

  • Spongebob. Spongebob, relax.

  • - It's only the boat. - The boat?

  • Okay. Now, what do you do next?

  • - Floor it? - Yes. No, no! Don't floor it!

  • - Floor it? - No, no, no. Don't floor it!

  • - Okay! Floor it! - No!

  • - Floor it! Floor it! - Oh no! No!

  • Oh, Spongebob.

  • Why?

  • [laughing]

  • Just let me check the quality, my dear.

  • Let go of my grub, bub!

  • Whoa!

  • I'm famished!

  • Psst!

  • That's not food, that's Spongebob!

  • Yer!

  • [grunting]

  • We gotta stop her.

  • [grunting]

  • Where are you going with my dinner?

  • Squidward, go long!

  • - Hey! - I don't want 'em!

  • Gross!

  • [mumbling]

  • [growling]

  • [screaming]

  • Hmm.

  • [screaming]

  • [sighing]

  • Whoa!

  • Ahh!

  • [belching]

  • Ooh.

  • Tell me!

  • [crying]

  • What?

  • Alright, it's true!

  • I tricked you to get the Krabby Patty!

  • But then you showed me friendship...

  • and now I realize...

  • that's all I ever really wanted.

  • - Really? - No, not really.

  • Being evil is too much fun.

  • Darling, I knew nothing would ever tear us apart.

  • We'll let the customers decide whose burger's better.

  • Go on, sir. Tell your buddies what you think.

  • Here you are, sir.

  • You are the first to taste a Krabby Patty.

  • Flavor!

  • [cheering]

  • I'll show you, Krabs.

  • I'll steal that cursed recipe from you one day.

  • And I won't stop 'till I do!

  • Wahoo!

  • My recipe was, is, and always will be, the best!

  • You wouldn't have that recipe if it weren't for me!

  • You calling me a liar?

  • Will you men stop yelling at each other?

  • I can't believe you let a recipe ruin

  • such a wonderful friendship.

  • Spongebob Squarepants?

  • That's me.

  • That's a big box.

  • Thank you.

  • Hey, Spongebob, when do we stop hopping?

  • Thirty more seconds, Patrick.

  • Probably ordered a lifetime supply of bubble salt.

  • [laughing]

  • [groaning]

  • Huh?

  • A brand new television?

  • Easy. Easy.

  • [grunting]

  • [cheering]

  • Just when I thought they couldn't get any stupider.

  • Let me get this straight.

  • You two ordered a giant screen television

  • just so you could play in the box?

  • - Pretty smart, huh? - I thought it wouldn't work.

  • Yeah, that's quite a plan there.

  • Oh, but wait.

  • There's something else I wanted to ask you two.

  • Oh, what was it?

  • Oh, yeah, yeah.

  • Don't you two have any brains?

  • Squidward, we don't need television.

  • Not as long as we have our imagination.

  • Okay! Okay, here we go!

  • Here we go.

  • [grunting]

  • I know!

  • I just need to get a little blood pumping in the old noodle.

  • How about some calisthenics?

  • Hap poo!

  • I can feel those juices pumping now.

  • [laughing]

  • What am I doing?

  • I gotta write that paper!

  • Come on, Pencil.

  • Make words.

  • Okay, now.

  • How many of you have played musical instruments before?

  • Do instruments of torture count?

  • No.

  • Is mayonnaise, an instrument?

  • No, Patrick. Mayonnaise is not an instrument.

  • Horseradish is not an instrument either.

  • That's fine. No one has any experience.

  • Fortunately, I have enough talent for all of you.

  • [laughing]

  • All of you...

  • [laughing]

  • Yeah. Mm hmm.

  • When do we get the free food?

  • Okay, try to repeat after me.

  • Brass section, go!

  • Good. Now, the wind.

  • And the drums.

  • Too bad that didn't kill me.

  • [gasping]

  • [moaning]

  • Why this Krabby Patty may be the most...

  • horrible, putrid, poorly prepared, vile, unappetizing,

  • disgusting excuse for a sandwich,

  • it has ever been my displeasure to have

  • slither down my throat...

  • But...

  • And I curse this Krabby Patty, and all who enjoy them,

  • to an early and well-deserved grave!

  • Get it?

  • But it doesn't make any sense.

  • The Krabby Patty is an absolute good.

  • Nobody is immune to its tasty charms.

  • Nobody but me.

  • - Are you sure? - Does this look unsure to you?

  • - No. - Good.

  • Now, go spread the word.

[laughing]

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