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  • [music playing]

  • It's laundry day, Gary.

  • Oops.

  • [meowing]

  • I'm ready.

  • Well, I like it so far.

  • Tada. [gasping]

  • It's the new Krusty Crew uniform.

  • [chuckles] I designed it myself.

  • Okay, this is it, SpongeBob.

  • Now, tell her how you really feel

  • about that uniform.

  • Okay, Squidward. Pearl...

  • this is the greatest uniform ever!

  • Fish paste.

  • I'm sorry, Mr. SpongeBob, but we're not expecting

  • another shipment of square pants for months.

  • Oh.

  • No. Nope. Ew, not these. Uh-uh.

  • [gasping]

  • Ooh.

  • These pants hug my body better than my own mother.

  • [music playing]

  • Oh!

  • Employee locker room.

  • Wow! Oh, your life is so glamorous.

  • You could be my junior assistant.

  • - Really?! - Sure.

  • There's a ton of uniforms in these metal boxes.

  • Check it out. Let me just get my key.

  • [grunting]

  • Put this on.

  • Okay!

  • [grunting]

  • Well, how do I look?

  • Guard-tastic!

  • I don't have to come here to get credits.

  • Now, rule number one of guarding is,

  • don't let visitors touch stuff.

  • No touchy, no feely. Eye-eye.

  • Rule number B: no running!

  • [screaming]

  • Single file, children, single file.

  • [scatting]

  • [gasping, horns honking]

  • Broken traffic light.

  • Who's to say my monitor duties should end

  • just because the bell rang?

  • I can be helpful anywhere.

  • This looks like a job for the hall monitor!

  • [whistling]

  • [whistling]

  • [whistling]

  • [music playing]

  • [whistling]

  • [music playing]

  • [whistling]

  • [whistling]

  • [music playing]

  • [music playing]

  • [music playing]

  • What would this town do without you, SpongeBob?

  • [groaning] My leg!

  • [groaning] My leg!

  • This hat says, "Hey, I'm number one

  • and I let gravity do my drinking."

  • This hat was made for you, boy.

  • You were born to wear this hat.

  • Ee-hee, ooh...!

  • A perfect fit, eh, son?

  • Oh, thank you, Mr. Krabs.

  • Thank you for bringing us together.

  • [sighing] How can I ever repay you?

  • With $10.

  • All I have is 5.

  • Well, I guess it's no deal.

  • I'll be right back.

  • [gasping]

  • [chuckles]

  • [gasping]

  • Mr. Krabs, I found 68 cents. But maybe you can take

  • the other $4.32 out of my paycheck.

  • What do you say?

  • Well, I don't know. Uh, okay!

  • But only 'cause you look so dashing in that hat.

  • Thanks, Mr. Krabs.

  • Don't mention it, boys. [chuckles]

  • What a couple of rubes.

  • You know, Patrick, being in a band

  • gives you the liberty to dress with a little more...

  • - How should I put this? - Yeah?

  • Well, with just a little more...

  • Go ahead, say it, SpongeBob.

  • You know, pizzazz.

  • Uh. Perhaps you didn't notice my new hairdo.

  • Whoa oh oh, I stand corrected.

  • And unlike your nasty little wig,

  • mine is real.

  • Man, how'd you grow that so fast?

  • Natural talent. Watch this.

  • [grunting]

  • Whoo! Yeah! I dig that fancy follicle work.

  • Hey, check this one out.

  • [grunting]

  • Oh, man, Squidward's not gonna wanna miss this.

  • [laughing]

  • Oh, boy, that was some party.

  • Oh, hey, SpongeBob. Hey, Junior.

  • What?

  • What?

  • - Oh, nothing. - Oh, what a relief.

  • For a second, I thought you were mad at me.

  • Do you remember what you said to me this morning?

  • Something about root beer, right?

  • - No. - Wait, wait. Let me guess.

  • I give up.

  • Does "You can take the night off, Pal."

  • ring a bell?

  • I don't need this.

  • What?! Where do you think you're going?

  • I'm going back to work.

  • Work?!

  • It's cool. Up is down. Down is up.

  • It's all relative.

  • Relative.

  • Oh, wow, SpongeBob, you just blew our minds.

  • [music playing]

  • Son, how's the eviction going?

  • Oh, wow, you're beautiful.

  • [gasping] You went too deep!

  • You've gone full flower child. Oh, no!

  • What's happening, man?

  • [doorbell ringing]

  • Hello?

  • What do you think, Pearl?

  • Cleans up pretty good, doesn't he?

  • Well, at least no one will recognize you.

  • Now listen, SpongeBob, I just want to get

  • through this dance with my social status intact.

  • I want to go to the prom,

  • get my picture taken and I want to dance.

  • I want to drink punch with my friends.

  • And don't do that other thing you're always doing.

  • Uh, Pearl, we gotta get back to the limo.

  • A limo. Why didn't you say so?

  • I love limousines.

  • Go easy on him, lassie!

  • I can't afford to break in a new fry cook!

  • [laughing]

  • I can take losing the topic cards

  • and the phone and the punch bowl,

  • but I was supposed to lead the bunny hop!

  • This is a bunch of barnacles! I'm breaking in!

  • Well, well, well, what do we have here?

  • A burglar bunny.

  • Why are they doing, O'Malley?

  • I don't know. It's probably how he gets his kicks.

  • You criminals make me sick.

  • I'm no criminal. I live here.

  • I'm just throwing a party. I got locked out, I swear.

  • Well, why didn't you say so?

  • What a terrible misunderstanding.

  • You have a nice party now, sir.

  • Boy, for a second there, I thought

  • I was gonna be arrested for breaking into my own house.

  • What an ironic twist that would've been.

  • SpongeBob, can I borrow some bath beads?

  • [music playing]

  • [music playing]

  • SpongeBob?

  • Go. Run away like all the others.

  • No one would want a friend as ugly as I am.

  • Sure they would.

  • It makes them feel better about the way they look.

  • Maybe a story will cheer you up.

  • [music playing]

  • [blowing]

  • [music playing]

  • [squeaking]

  • Uh.

  • [squeaking]

  • Hey, Squidward, do you like my new boots?

  • Pretty cool, huh?

  • Now, I'm an official fry cook.

  • Uh.

  • [squeaking]

  • [squeaking]

  • [squeaking]

  • Uh! That squeaking is gonna drive us all crazy.

  • Nonsense, Squidward.

  • That squeaking is money to my ears.

  • I mean, music.

  • What are you doing here?

  • [laughing]

  • I just wanted to watch you blow it.

  • So where's your band?

  • Uh. They couldn't come. They... died.

  • Then who's that?

  • [screaming] That would be my band!

  • We're ready to perform Squidward.

  • Well, Squiddy,

  • this is exactly how I pictured your band would look.

  • That's his eager face.

  • [laughing]

  • You forgot your belt!

  • You forgot... Mermaid Man secret utility belt,

  • the emblem of submersible justice.

  • For 65 years, this belt has helped prevent

  • the fall of nations... and pants.

  • I can't believe I'm actually holding it

  • in my hands. Oh, I guess I should return it.

  • Or not. [laughing]

  • I could just hold on to it until after work.

  • All alone with Mermaid Man's belt.

  • I wonder what this button does.

  • Whoa.

  • The small ray.

  • Ee.

  • Oh. It sure looks a lot like home.

  • Hey, look, it's Gary! Hey, come here, Gary. Hey, Gary.

  • Wait! Don't go near him, Patrick.

  • Can't you see this is all a trick.

  • The aliens are projecting our memories

  • onto the environment.

  • They're trying to confuse us, Patrick.

  • So you mean to say they've taken what we thought we think

  • and make us think we thought our thoughts

  • we've been thinking our thoughts we think

  • we thought? I think.

  • Okay, but I'm not gonna fall for it.

  • [meowing]

  • Yeah!

  • You got him, SpongeBob. Won't Sandy be proud?

  • Sandy. I forgot all about her.

  • Oh, she's going to hate us for stealing her rocket.

  • But won't she feel silly when I bring her back

  • a real live alien? Ah, she'll love me.

  • Come on, Patrick, the more the merrier.

  • And why aren't you in uniform?

  • It's about time you got here!

  • Here you go, your majesty.

  • I can't drink that.

  • - Why not? - Are you blind?

  • Just look at it.

  • What about it?

  • That lemon has three seeds in it.

  • That's an odd number!

  • I can't eat anything odd numbered!

  • Fine, I'll just take it out.

  • No! No! It's already contaminated

  • by the bad lemon. It won't work.

  • Hmm. That's two things in this house that won't work.

  • Then go fix them.

  • Two things that won't work.

  • I changed my mind. I want soup instead.

  • Okay. Don't move.

  • Didn't you hear? They found a whole warehouse full of 'em.

  • They're worthless!

  • [laughing]

  • Let's give Mr. Krabs a big hand.

  • [laughing]

  • Now that's worth a million dollars.

  • [laughing]

  • - Hey, kid, wait up! - I saw him first!

  • I'll give you one billion dollars!

  • Well, that's a spirit breaker.

  • [crying]

  • What a baby.

  • [crying]

[music playing]

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