Come on.

The suspense is killing me here.

Just tell me what's going on.

It's just that.

Just tell me you're married.

No, you're, you're on the run from the law.

No, you killed a man in texas.

No, it's it's not like that.

It's just tell me what the deal is.

I mean, I'm I'm trying, I'm trying.

I'm from the future.

I'm from the future.

Okay, that makes total sense.

I am.

Oh my God, you're crazy.

Fuck man.

Why couldn't you just have taken a kidney?

I know it sounds crazy, but I'm being serious.

Cool.

Cool.

Cool.

So what you're like from the year 4000?

No, no, that's ridiculous.

Agreed.

I'm from 2052.

Okay.

Time to go look, I work for a division of the NSA.

Okay.

Good for you.

Sounds like a cool job.

Yeah.

It is nice.

Actually.

I have dental and vision and that's something because our healthcare system is really fucked.

Yeah.

So is ours time to go now?

Would you please listen to me?

Just would you hear me out please?

Mm hmm.

Okay.

No one really knows about our branch.

It's kind of a secret division.

We're a research lab supposedly studying the transference of matter.

But what we really do is the study of space and time in a while ago.

They figured out how to actually transcend time.

So since then we've been making changes to the past to slightly alter our present for the better or that's the goal at least.

Okay.

So what?

You go back and kill Hitler, that kind of thing.

No, you can't do big things like that.

It's more like um back to the future really from the future.

But you know the movie Back to the future?

Yeah, it's a classic, you know, Casablanca, don't you?

Okay, well that actually makes sense.

But still look, you can't go back and prohibit your parents from going to the enchantment under the sea dance or you might actually just like disappear.

But if you make small, almost imperceptible shifts, you can change your present slightly for the better.

Okay.

Like what like the fact that anyone gives even a little bit of a ship about climate change that is us.

So what, what are you here to do?

Am I like super important in the future or something?

Oh my God, someone's got an inflated ego, Believe me, I don't, that's just a thing from Bill and Ted's who are Bill and Ted Oh, so that's not a classic look, I am not even here for that.

I'm not technically even supposed to be allowed to jump.

But my mom is really, she really is sick and she's broke and I don't have the money to help her.

So the idea was to um by a few stocks, put them in a safety deposit box and they'd be worth enough to help her when I get back and I didn't tell anybody about this.

And it was supposed to be quick and I I didn't expect to meet someone and then I did.

And your, mm hmm.

Great.

And now I don't know what to do.

Oh, this is just yeah, chuck.

Mm hmm.

All right, mm hmm, mm hmm.