Do you really wanna get dinner? Or do you wanna...

That. I wanna do that. Yup.

Babe, I know we're saving money for the wedding, so, this year, I'm giving you the gift of song.

Aw.

♪ Believe in a belief that there is love, yeah. ♪ - What a perfect gift!

I didn't want jewelry or chocolate or flowers; I wanted this.

♪ I love you, yeah. ♪

I need to call my mom and tell her.

I know we're saving money for the baby, so, I made you a scavenger hunt that ends with a haiku!

Oh, look, look; it's Mommy's little valentine!

And, look, we got you... a, a flower and, oh, no, also... 26 dollars!

For Mommy.

Hey, Mommy got the money.

Okay, baby, sit right there, don't lift a finger; I'm cooking you a four-course meal.

And, luckily, I got two pans, I got a pot, I got the oven on broil⏤

Crap! Today's Valentine's Day?

- It's okay, honey, it's no big deal. - No, I forgot to send treats into preschool.

Dear God!

- You don't understand! - Go!

This is the worst!

Oh, my gosh; they're gonna kick us out!

- We're gonna have to move to a new city. - Okay.

- I'm going to Walgreens, I'm gonna go to Target. - Go now!

Maybe to a cupcake store.

And then I'll go and then I'll sneak 'em in, they won't even know!

(romantic French music)

A card.

Handmade, with a Sharpie that you found just in the drawer there, that was fun.

And a gift.

The gift that keeps on giving.

Just hugs?

No like back rub, no foot massage?

Okay cool, just checking.

(light music)

Honey you don't have to get me anything for Valentine's Day.

(quirky music)

You didn't get me anything for Valentine's Day?

- [Penn] 'Cause last year you told me that you didn't want any--

- What no, that is, I'm gonna start recording our conversations, that is not what I said.

- [Penn] I'm pretty sure you said you didn't want any--

- No you're wrong.

(soft music)

- Hey babe, I wrote you another song for Valentine's Day.

- So we're back to saving money?

- No, why?

- Okay let's hear it.

♪ Your hair is like a meadow ♪

- A meadow?

♪ And your eyes are like two marbles in the sky ♪

- Marbles?

Where do you--

♪ And your body is a mirror ♪

♪ Of my love for you ♪ - You're just looking at things and singing them right now, right?

♪ And I see right through you shining through the mirror ♪

Did you put any effort into this at all?

♪ Love and love and love ♪

- No effort?

Okay.

(light music)

- You wanna just stay in and watch "The Notebook"?

- Oh from our first date! - Yeah.

- [Boy] Daddy I wanna go play video games.

- [Girl] I told you not to go in my room!

- Daddy, Sunny just threw up all over the room.

(girl shouting) Oh my gosh, what did you eat?

(glass shattering)

(romantic music)

- Look, the kids made us cards!

I love you for cleaning up my mess.

Thanks, you're really nailing the tone of Valentine's Day.

- Baby, that steak dinner was so romantic with the red wine and a chocolate dessert.

That really took some kids away from the kids, it was so nice for us to be into it together.

Do you want me to tape my mouth closed too so I don't snore?

(light, upbeat music)

- Did you take out the trash?

- Yes. - Did you lock the door?

- Yes. - Did you start the dishwasher? - Yep.

- Did you turn off all the lights?

- Yes. - Well, happy Valentine's Day to you.

- Yes!

(beep)

(light music)

- I love you honey.

- I love you too, baby.

- Hey, where you going?

- Oh, baby I've had to fart for the last 15 minutes.

I don't know if I can trust it.

I think it might be kind of a loud one, I don't even know if it's gonna be a fart.

So I thought I'd just go into the other room and just make sure. - That is so sweet!

- I love you, I love you, I love you.

(flatulence) Oh man.

(quirky music)

It's Mommy's little valentine, yeah!

Oh, we got you a flower.

- [Kim] You just dropped the baby.

- No I just put it down gently.

- [Kim] (laughing) You put it down gently.

- All right should I just hold her for it.

- Yes. - Okay.

- [Kim] You dropped the baby, you were--

- Is that, what?

I'm very tired.

- Oh, you're very tired.

Sunny, what do you wanna do for Valentine's Day?

(exaggerated Italian music)

- You just wanna get in every shot?

That's what you want for Valentine's Day, you wanna get in every shot?

Yeah, okay, there you go.

- Okay, aw.