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  • I'm ready.

  • I'm ready.

  • I'm ready.

  • [bells ringing]

  • I don't know.

  • This doesn't look like a family restaurant.

  • Oh. Well, what do you think, baby?

  • Would you like to eat here?

  • [music playing]

  • [laughing] Well, okay, then.

  • What would you like?

  • [music playing]

  • Krabby Patty!

  • [music playing]

  • Mm, yummy.

  • What?! What's this?

  • Oh, gross. I command you to stop drooling on me.

  • [shrieking] Put me down! Ow!

  • Stop it! I'm an adult!

  • Yow! [screaming]

  • I bet SpongeBob's first patty didn't go so well, either.

  • [squawking] Roll film.

  • [babbling]

  • [laughing]

  • [music playing]

  • [laughing]

  • Who are the barnacles is SpongeBob SquarePants?

  • I believe you went to kindergarten with him, dear.

  • Kindergarten, huh?

  • Oh, yeah, SquarePants.

  • Oh.

  • [laughing]

  • Come on, little man.

  • Let's go a couple rounds if you think you're tough.

  • Why should we?

  • Because it'll show... what a... little man you are.

  • [screaming]

  • Huh. Why is there

  • a Saving a Counselor From a Monster Badge?

  • Like, how often does that happen here?

  • I don't know, Sandy, but I do know one thing.

  • One day, I'm gonna catch me a jellyfish.

  • And when I catch it, I'm going to release it!

  • Whoa.

  • [buzzing]

  • [music playing]

  • Picnic stretching. [screaming]

  • Whoa, whoa, whoa! Yow!

  • Gary! My favorite forest snail,

  • I haven't seen you since last summer.

  • Bring it in, buddy. [laughing]

  • [screaming]

  • Hey, Mrs. Puff.

  • Have you seen any disgusting snails

  • in here, SpongeBob?

  • Hmm. Disgusting snails? Don't think so.

  • [laughing]

  • Oh, really? Then what do you call... this?

  • I call it a Patrick. [laughing]

  • Huh?

  • [groaning]

  • Can a person be any nerdier?

  • I can.

  • Ew!

  • My very first bag boy duty.

  • You're going too slow, SpongeBob.

  • Bagging's all about speed, baby.

  • [grunting]

  • [groaning]

  • Oh, I missed one.

  • [screaming]

  • Nice job, Patrick. Now watch me.

  • [grunting]

  • [grunting] There.

  • [humming]

  • Ooh, très chic.

  • Thanks.

  • [music playing]

  • Uh-uh. Nah. No.

  • [music playing]

  • [music playing]

  • [music playing]

  • [sighing]

  • Okay, Well, that's every available house

  • in Bikini Bottom.

  • My secret garden is finally done.

  • [music playing]

  • Oh, yeah. I forgot about that one.

  • [music playing]

  • It's beautiful. I'll take it!

  • [music playing]

  • Hi, neighbor. I'm SpongeBob SquarePants.

  • And we're going to be bestest friends.

  • Hey, Patrick.

  • Guess who just moved in right next door?

  • Neighbor hug!

  • [groaning]

  • It's a framed photo of the moment

  • I picked you out at the pound.

  • I remember that day like it was yesterday.

  • Oh and a photo of the time you built me a castle

  • made of glitter and lollipops.

  • That was the finest fast-foodsmanship

  • I've ever seen, Mr. SquarePants.

  • Welcome aboard.

  • B-but, but, Mr. Krabs--

  • Three cheers for SpongeBob! Hip-hip!

  • - Hooray, Mr.-- - Hip-hip!

  • - Hooray. - Hip-hip!

  • Hooray. Mr. Krabs--

  • I'll be in my quarters, counting up the booty.

  • Oh, hello, SpongeBob, what a nice surprise.

  • Come here and give your granny her kissy kissy.

  • Sorry, Grandmother, but the kissing has to stop.

  • Tell her like it is, SpongeBob. No more baby stuff.

  • He is right, Grandmother.

  • Kisses are babies, which I am no longer.

  • I have grown up. It is nature's way.

  • Oh. You are absolutely right.

  • I am? I mean, of course I am.

  • You will definitely not be treated

  • like a baby around here ever again.

  • I am glad you see it my way, Grandmother.

  • Well, I'm glad that's settled. But what am I going to do

  • with all these fresh baked cookies?

  • [laughing] Sorry, grandmother.

  • We adults don't partake in the consumption of sweets.

  • Right, Pat... trick?

  • Keep 'em coming, Granny.

  • Let's demonstrate for Mr. Pitts

  • everything I've taught you in boating school.

  • [chuckles] Now what's the first thing

  • we do before we start boating?

  • Oh, seat beltorooni. One second.

  • [grunting]

  • Then what do you do?

  • Start the engine?

  • Yes.

  • What'll I do now?

  • Drive the boat.

  • [music playing]

  • Today's special is a most amusing

  • Indian Ocean sea grass

  • handpicked by indigenous prawns, pre-chewed by local manatees,

  • and then smothered in a rich, red algae.

  • [mumbling]

  • Extraordinary. And may I add

  • those are very impressive britches

  • - you're wearing. - Britches?

  • [laughing] Oh, oh, these old things?

  • - What is your name? - SpongeBob!

  • [grunting]

  • Ah, SpongeRobert.

  • Well, SpongeRobert, how would you like to join us?

  • We're going to a party.

  • Boy, would I! I love parties!

  • [music playing]

  • [laughing]

  • I'm drowning! Whoo!

  • I'm coming, Patrick!

  • [grunting]

  • [groaning]

  • Thanks, old timer.

  • Ah, you're welcome. What? Who you calling old timer?

  • Whoa. Where have the years gone?

  • I remember when a quarter used to cause a nickel.

  • [laughing]

  • This baby gas is worthless!

  • At least you're way too old to stop me

  • from stealing a Krabby Patty.

  • What was that, sonny?

  • It'll take more time to explain than you have left.

  • What?

  • [laughing]

  • He got the Krabby Patty. Catch him.

  • Catch who?

  • Oh. Gesundheit.

  • [laughing]

  • Victory is mine! [shrieking]

  • [panting, groaning]

  • Get back here, you little whippersnapper.

  • You kids get off my lawn! Ooh.

  • Oh, boy. I'll catch up with ya boy.

  • I'm catching up with my knitting.

  • That's it. Knit you little nitwit.

  • That was almost too easy. Wha? No!

  • And that was the story of the great train keeper.

  • Didn't ya find it exciting?

  • Shh. I just beat my score.

  • Oh, yeah!

  • Uh, kids today.

  • [snoring]

I'm ready.

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