字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. [bells ringing] I don't know. This doesn't look like a family restaurant. Oh. Well, what do you think, baby? Would you like to eat here? [music playing] [laughing] Well, okay, then. What would you like? [music playing] Krabby Patty! [music playing] Mm, yummy. What?! What's this? Oh, gross. I command you to stop drooling on me. [shrieking] Put me down! Ow! Stop it! I'm an adult! Yow! [screaming] I bet SpongeBob's first patty didn't go so well, either. [squawking] Roll film. [babbling] [laughing] [music playing] [laughing] Who are the barnacles is SpongeBob SquarePants? I believe you went to kindergarten with him, dear. Kindergarten, huh? Oh, yeah, SquarePants. Oh. [laughing] Come on, little man. Let's go a couple rounds if you think you're tough. Why should we? Because it'll show... what a... little man you are. [screaming] Huh. Why is there a Saving a Counselor From a Monster Badge? Like, how often does that happen here? I don't know, Sandy, but I do know one thing. One day, I'm gonna catch me a jellyfish. And when I catch it, I'm going to release it! Whoa. [buzzing] [music playing] Picnic stretching. [screaming] Whoa, whoa, whoa! Yow! Gary! My favorite forest snail, I haven't seen you since last summer. Bring it in, buddy. [laughing] [screaming] Hey, Mrs. Puff. Have you seen any disgusting snails in here, SpongeBob? Hmm. Disgusting snails? Don't think so. [laughing] Oh, really? Then what do you call... this? I call it a Patrick. [laughing] Huh? [groaning] Can a person be any nerdier? I can. Ew! My very first bag boy duty. You're going too slow, SpongeBob. Bagging's all about speed, baby. [grunting] [groaning] Oh, I missed one. [screaming] Nice job, Patrick. Now watch me. [grunting] [grunting] There. [humming] Ooh, très chic. Thanks. [music playing] Uh-uh. Nah. No. [music playing] [music playing] [music playing] [sighing] Okay, Well, that's every available house in Bikini Bottom. My secret garden is finally done. [music playing] Oh, yeah. I forgot about that one. [music playing] It's beautiful. I'll take it! [music playing] Hi, neighbor. I'm SpongeBob SquarePants. And we're going to be bestest friends. Hey, Patrick. Guess who just moved in right next door? Neighbor hug! [groaning] It's a framed photo of the moment I picked you out at the pound. I remember that day like it was yesterday. Oh and a photo of the time you built me a castle made of glitter and lollipops. That was the finest fast-foodsmanship I've ever seen, Mr. SquarePants. Welcome aboard. B-but, but, Mr. Krabs-- Three cheers for SpongeBob! Hip-hip! - Hooray, Mr.-- - Hip-hip! - Hooray. - Hip-hip! Hooray. Mr. Krabs-- I'll be in my quarters, counting up the booty. Oh, hello, SpongeBob, what a nice surprise. Come here and give your granny her kissy kissy. Sorry, Grandmother, but the kissing has to stop. Tell her like it is, SpongeBob. No more baby stuff. He is right, Grandmother. Kisses are babies, which I am no longer. I have grown up. It is nature's way. Oh. You are absolutely right. I am? I mean, of course I am. You will definitely not be treated like a baby around here ever again. I am glad you see it my way, Grandmother. Well, I'm glad that's settled. But what am I going to do with all these fresh baked cookies? [laughing] Sorry, grandmother. We adults don't partake in the consumption of sweets. Right, Pat... trick? Keep 'em coming, Granny. Let's demonstrate for Mr. Pitts everything I've taught you in boating school. [chuckles] Now what's the first thing we do before we start boating? Oh, seat beltorooni. One second. [grunting] Then what do you do? Start the engine? Yes. What'll I do now? Drive the boat. [music playing] Today's special is a most amusing Indian Ocean sea grass handpicked by indigenous prawns, pre-chewed by local manatees, and then smothered in a rich, red algae. [mumbling] Extraordinary. And may I add those are very impressive britches - you're wearing. - Britches? [laughing] Oh, oh, these old things? - What is your name? - SpongeBob! [grunting] Ah, SpongeRobert. Well, SpongeRobert, how would you like to join us? We're going to a party. Boy, would I! I love parties! [music playing] [laughing] I'm drowning! Whoo! I'm coming, Patrick! [grunting] [groaning] Thanks, old timer. Ah, you're welcome. What? Who you calling old timer? Whoa. Where have the years gone? I remember when a quarter used to cause a nickel. [laughing] This baby gas is worthless! At least you're way too old to stop me from stealing a Krabby Patty. What was that, sonny? It'll take more time to explain than you have left. What? [laughing] He got the Krabby Patty. Catch him. Catch who? Oh. Gesundheit. [laughing] Victory is mine! [shrieking] [panting, groaning] Get back here, you little whippersnapper. You kids get off my lawn! Ooh. Oh, boy. I'll catch up with ya boy. I'm catching up with my knitting. That's it. Knit you little nitwit. That was almost too easy. Wha? No! And that was the story of the great train keeper. Didn't ya find it exciting? Shh. I just beat my score. Oh, yeah! Uh, kids today. [snoring]
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