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Howdy, howdy fruit loops orange and the gang here with another episode of the juice.
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The show that's got vitamin A's for all your vitamin cues.
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Sis hit me with today's audience submitted.
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Prob, whatever you say.
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Orange.
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Oh man, I walked smack dab into that one.
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I knew that joke would be a hit is their whole family like this?
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Yes.
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Okay.
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But seriously, today max explores which couple do you ship?
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The most easy question?
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Little Apple.
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Obviously shipping rates are typically tied to a packages.
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Wait bro, they're not asking about shipping, Shipping, shipping.
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What the heck are you all talking about?
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Like say you wish to people were an item that means you ship them despite the fact that I've been shipping packages and sailing ships most of my life.
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Somehow I feel like I'm not getting this.
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Can somebody else go first?
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Hey, whatever floats your boat Apple all aboard Because today Apple and I both want to know what's the juice as usual, marshmallow.
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The answer is entirely fluff, just like your body.
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May I go next?
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I shipped myself and Passion.
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What is that problem?
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Orange.
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No, no problem.
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Why would there be a problem?
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I don't like Passion.
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Well, March is going to be all weird about it.
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I would accept my backup ship, myself and sis you sis.
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Someone else don't really matter.
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I'm just remarkably desperate for a girlfriend at this point, wow.
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Just what every girl wants to hear.
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Yeah.
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And I'm gonna go ahead and ship myself and anyone but grapefruit.
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I get it.
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You don't want to date me because my brain is intimidating.
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I get that a lot.
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That's not the reason grapefruit.
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So it's because I'm too good looking.
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No.
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Oh my gosh, it's my teeth, isn't it?
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Because it's too straight.
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No grapefruit.
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It's you, it's your personality interesting.
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That's what I've never gotten before.
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Really?
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Uh That really stings a bit harder than those other reasons would have.
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Okay, everyone new rule.
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No more shipping yourself.
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Okay.
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That's not what the spirit of shipping is.
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Oh I think I get it now let me see if I got this straight.
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I could say ship Justin Bieber and Ariana grande latte.
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Exactly.
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Nice.
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Okay.
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Yeah, this is fun.
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Huh?
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So I guess the people I'd ship most would have to be my ex in the front bumper of a speeding bus.
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Oh what?
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Oh actually can I change my answer?
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I'd ship my ex and a black hole.
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Well that's dark bro.
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What did your ex due to you?
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She cheated on me twice.
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Once with the bumper of a bus and once with a black hole.
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I've made my peace with it and now I wish her all the best and I just wanted to be happy.
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Huh?
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Should we move along Orange?
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Why bother?
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We all know he'd ship him and passion.
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Who me?
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Yeah bro, everyone knows you're in love with but that would be against rules.
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No, shipping ourselves, remember.
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Oh good point.
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But you're more than welcome to ship me orange.
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Not to belabor the point, but I've been cheated on multiple times.
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I could use all the help I can get.
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You can do it.
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Just finish this phrase.
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I ship Apple and knife.
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Knife.
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What?
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What are you talking about?
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We don't get along at all.
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In fact, the only times we hang out or when?
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Oh, you know what?
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I just got it.
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Oh, ship.
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Yeah.
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Mhm.