字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE BEK LOU, LOOK AT THIS, WORLD'S BEST BOSS. A LITTLE ESPRESSO, IS IT IT LOI? >> THIS IS A SNOW GLOBE. >> James: THANKS FOR A GREAT 2021. I LOVE YOU, LOU, BLESS YOU, THANK YOU. WHAT A LOVELY, LOVELY TREAT. THIS IS IT T GANG. THIS IS IT. FINAL TAPING OF THE YEERT FINAL TAPING OF THE YEAR, REG, HOLIDAY PLANS? WHAT ARE WE DOING? >> HOLIDAY. ♪ CELEBRATE. ♪ COME-- OH. >> James: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO COME IN LIKE WE WERE MADONNA WALKING DOWN THE COVER I DOR. >> Reggie: OH. >> James: IN BED WITH PA DONNA. DO YOU REMEMBER THAT MOVIE? IN BED WITH MADONNA. >> Reggie: NO. >> James: DO YOU REMEMBER THAT. >> I DO REMEMBER THAT, YEAH, I THINK I HAD A SEXUAL AWAKENING. I DON'T REMEMBER MUCH, EXCEPT, WAS IT IT BLACK AND WHITE. >> James: YEAH. >> AND SHE WAS IN BED A LOT? >> James: THE BLOND AMBITION-- . >> BLOND AMBITION. >> James: IMAGINE IF WE NEVER KNEW, WE NEVER KNEW THAT PETE IS THE BIGGEST MADONNA FAN ON-- LIKE THERE IS NOTHING HE DOESN'T FOE ABOUT HER. HE TAKES OFF HIS HAWAII SHIRT, COVERED IN MADONNA TATTOOS AND WE JUST CATCH HIM AND HE'S JUST LIKE-- YEAH. >> WITH YEAH. >> James: BLOND AMBITION. >> YEAH. >> James: THAT WAS WITH THE CONES, RIGHT, THE CONES, THE CONES. >> JEAN-PAUL GAWTIER. >> James: JEAN BALL GAUTHIER. >> YEAH. >> James: WOW. >> YEAH. >> James: WITH WHAT SONG DID SHE OPEN THAT TOUR WITH? >> I SHOULD KNOW THIS. >> James: I SHOULD KNOW THIS. >> I WORKED THAT TOUR. >> James: YOU WORKED THAT TOUR. >> YEAH. >> James: WU. >> YEAH. >> James: DID YOU REALLY. >> YEAH, YEAH, WE DID A MONTH IN JAPAN. AND THEN TWO MONTHS IN THE STATES AND ANOTHER MONTH IN EUROPE. IT WAS QUITE A RIDE. >> James: IT WAS A RIDE. >> IT WAS QUITE A RIDE. >> James: QUITE A RIDE. >> YEAH. >> James: THE TOUR. >> I THOUGHT HE SAID QUITE EROTIC. >> THAT TOO. >> James: EROTIC, EROTIC. ♪. >> THAT WAS LATER. >> James: THAT WASN'T IN THAT TOUR. >> YEAH (LAUGHTER). >> James: UNBELIEVABLE. WELL, WE THOUGHT WE WITH FINISH OUT THIER BY TAKING A LOOK AT SOME OF PETES SPHAPS FROM THE MADONNA TOUR. NO, WE THOUGHT WE WITH FIN IN UP THE YEAR BY TAKING A LOOK AT SOME HOLIDAY HEADLINES, WHICH MEANS TONIGHT, WE'RE NOT BRINGING UG THE NEWS, WE'RE BRINGING YOU THE HOLIDAY NEWS. IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY GOTTEN YOUR CHRISTMAS TREE THIS YEAR, YOU MIGHT BE IN FOR A SHOCK. NOT ONLY ARE THEY HARDER TO FIND, DUE TO SUPPLY CHAIN ISSUES, THEY'RE ALSO 30% MORE EXPENSIVE. THAT MEANS RIGHT NOW, THERE MUST BE A CARGO SHIP STUCK OFF THE COAST OF CALIFORNIA THAT SMELLS FANTASTIC. HONESTLY, I'M JUST GOING TO START USING SUPPLY CHAIN ISSUES AS AN EXCUSE FOR EVERYTHING. CUZ I FEEL LIKE EVERYBODY IS JUST USES IT, OR, COULD YOU DRIVE ME TO THE AIRPORT THURSDAY? AW, I WISH I COULD, BUT, YOU KNOW, SUPPLY CHAIN ISSUES. I JUST DON'T-- BUT THERE IS A SOLUTION. IF YOU'RE REALLY IN A BIND AND CAN'T FIND A TREE THIS YEAR, JUST HANG ALL OF YOUR ORNAMENTS ON YOUR TALLEST COUSIN. ARE YOU A BIG HOLIDAY DECORATOR. >> I'M NOT BUT SUE KARMEL, MY MOTHER IS A MASSIVE. >> James: OF COURSE SHE. >> THOSE ARE GOING UP THE DAY AFTER THANKSGIVING AND STAYING ON UNTIL BE LIKE NEIGHBORS COMPLAIN. >> James: REALLY? >> YEAH. SHE'S BIG IN THE DECORATIONS, WHICH IS WEIRD BECAUSE WE'RE JEWISH. >> James: YEAH. >> BUT SHE STILL PUTS FULL CHRISTMAS LIGHTS, CHRISTMAS TREE, THERE IS LIKE, SAFNTAS ALL OVER MY HOUSE THAT I LOVE BUT THERE IS ONE OVER THE TOILET KIND OF WATCHING ME ME, THERE IS A LIKE A SANTA. HE IS DOING THE SPLITS. I WILL TAKE A PICTURE AND SEND IT IT TO YOU. IS HE DOING THE SPLITS AND STARING AT YOU, LIKE MING IN FRONT OF JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME IN A SANTA OUTFIT. >> James: LOOK AT CHRIS ALBRIGHT, STAND UP FOR US, CHRIS. THAT IS-- THAT HONESTLY IS THE MOST DEPRESSING SANTA COSTUME I'VE EVER, I'VE EVER SEEN. >> I RAN IN IT LAST WEEKEND. >> James: YOU RAN IN IT. >> YEAH. SO I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN TO WEAR,. >> James: HOW FAR DID YOU RUN IN IT. >> I DID LIKE A SANTA 5K, ALL THE SANTAS RUN. >> James: ALL SANTAS. >> YEAH, YEAH. >> James: I LOVE THAT, I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THAT. >> A FUN. >> James: A SANTA 5K. >> YEAH. >> James: THAT IS A GOOD TIME. THAT IS A GOOD TIME. THAT SHOULD BE A SANTA 5K EVERY DAY. IT SHOULD GO THROUGH PLACES WHERE NO ONE KNOWS IT IS GOING TO HAPPEN. >> DO IT. >> James: I LOVE THAT. WHY DIDN'T WE HAVE THIS IDEA BEFORE? NICK WOULD HAVE DONE IT. HE DOES ANYTHING TO GET ON CAMERA THESE DAYS. HE WOULD DO A SANTA 5K, IF ANYTHING, IT'S EVEN MORE OF A SURPRISE IF WE DO IT IN FEBRUARY. >> CAN WE DO THAT, HIDDEN BASKET, PUT A CAMERA AND WE GET 5,000 SANTAS JUST TO RUN LIEU SOMEWHERE GOING QUICK, COME ON, QUICK. >> ARE YOU ONE OF THE SABTAS? >> James: SORRY, YEAH, I'LL DO IT, WE'LL ALL DO IT. >> A 5K. >> James: NO! NO, NO, NO. I'M SAYING FOR CONTENT, I'M NOT PLAYING FOR THE 5K, I'M SAYING LET'S SHOOT A SKETCH WHERE WE GET 5,000 SANTAS AND THINK OF THE CRAZIEST PLACES THEY COULD RUN THROUGH WHERE NO ONE KNOWS. >> I LOVE IT. >> James: YEAH, THIS IS WHAT IT IS LIKE, THIS IS WHAT IT IS LIKE. THIS IS IT. THIS IS WHAT IT IS. YOU JUST WATCH A PITCH MEETING HERE AT THE SHOW. WHERE ONE OF US, MIGHT BE MOLLY, MIGHT BE FUMI, COULD BE TOM, COMES IN FULL OF, I GOT AN IDEA. HOW GREAT IS THAT, TO HAVE AN IDEA. AND YOU TELL ROB. AND WHAT YOU ARE MET WITH IS UH-HUH, YEAH, OKAY. (LAUGHTER) AND YOU CRUMBLE. YOU ABSOLUTELY CRUMBLE, ROB. YOU PROBABLY WON'T EVEN DO IT T JUST BE INVOLVED. JUST GO THAT'S AN AMAZING IDEA. >> I THOUGHT I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO CHRISTMAS, NOW I'M JUST LOOKING FORWARD TO FEBRUARY. >> James: AND FOR ANY FANS OF CHRISTMAS MOVIES, WE HAVE A STORY FOR YOU ACCORDING TO A NEW STUDY THE COUNTRY'S FAVORITE MOVIE IS HOME ALONE. THIS IS AN UNLIKELY ROMANCE BETWEEN JACK BLACK AND KATE WINSLET BETWEEN NOTHING IN THIS COUNTRY? FAVORITE HOLIDAY MOVIE, FAVORITE HOLIDAY MOVIE, WHAT IS YOURS. >> I MEAN THE HOLIDAY IS UP THERE. >> PROBABLY MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL, NUMBER ONE, HELL OF A FILM. >> James: NO, NOTHING? DIEHARD? I NEVER SEE DIEHARD AS A CHRISTMAS MOVIE. >> ABSOLUTELY IT ALL HAPPENS AROUND CHRISTMAS. >> James: IT HAPPENS AROUND CHRISTMAS BUT IT IS NOT ABOUT CHRISTMAS. >> SURE, IT IS. >> James: NO, NO ONE HAS WOKEN UP ON CHRISTMAS DAY AND BE LIKE YIPPY KIE YEAH [BLEEP] IT DOES MAKE SENSE HOME ALONE, IT DOES MAKE SENSE THAT PEOPLE TAKING A SURVEY DURING THE HOLIDAY SEASON WERE LIKE, I LIKE THE ONE WHERE THE FAMILY GOES AWAY. >> James: AND FINALLY, WE HAVE SOME HOLIDAY NEWS FROM CANADA. FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FIFTEEN YEARS, A MALL IN NOVA SCOTIA HAS BROUGHT BACK WHAT MANY CONSIDER TO BE THE WORLD'S CREEPIEST CHRISTMAS TREE. IT'S A GIGANTIC HUMAN-FACED CHRISTMAS TREE. LOOK AT THAT. ITS NAME IS WOODY, WHICH IS OBVIOUSLY SHORT OF WOODALGULOFF, WARRIOR SPAWN OF SATAN. IT EVEN TALKS. ALTHOUGH, I'M NOT SURE WHY YOU'D WANT TO HEAR A CHRISTMAS TREE SAY, "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, KILL ME." I MEAN, LOOK AT THAT THING. IT'S LIKE THE ROCKEFELLER CENTER CHRISTMAS TREE HAD SEX WITH THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE. AND THAT'S THE NEWS. WHEN WE COME BACK WE HAVE A BRAND NEW CROSS WALK THE CONCERT WITH BTS. YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS IT, EVERYBODY.
A2 初級 美國腔 The Late Late Show in 2021(It's the Most Wonderful Monologue of the Year) 3 0 Taiyi Lin 發佈於 2021 年 11 月 21 日 更多分享 分享 收藏 回報 影片單字