We have emerged from this many, many, many months lockdown that we've been in.

我們已經從這許多、許多、許多個月的封鎖中走了出來，我們一直處於這樣的狀態。

How long?

多長時間？

For?

對於？

Five months long, four inches.

五個月長，四英寸。

That's how long the lockdown was.

這就是封鎖的時間。

And we are going to have a bit of a blow up today.

而我們今天將有一點炸開了鍋。

So we're gonna give sam a makeover.

是以，我們要給山姆進行改造。

Nice.

不錯。

I need it, can you tell?

我需要它，你能告訴我嗎？

I don't mind the beard.

我並不介意留鬍子。

The beard is pretty cool.

鬍子是相當酷的。

I quite like the man bun as well.

我也很喜歡男人的髮髻。

Turn around.

轉身。

Oh yeah, that's actually something quite cute.

哦，是的，這其實是很可愛的東西。

Pretty funnel it going, oh yeah, I think you should keep the beard, but I think that we just need to tidy it up a little bit.

漂亮的漏斗它去，哦，是的，我認為你應該保留鬍子，但我認為，我們只需要把它整理好一點。

It needs some care given to it because I've done nothing with it.

它需要得到一些照顧，因為我沒有對它做什麼。

I mean like I'm keeping it clean, I'm washing, but it's not like I'm oiling it and it's not even like I'm conditioning it occasionally, it's unloved.

我的意思是，我保持它的清潔，我在洗，但它不像我在給它上油，甚至不像我偶爾調理它，它沒有被愛。

So it needs some help.

所以它需要一些幫助。

It also needs to get out of my mouth.

它也需要從我的嘴裡拿出來。

Get you.

讓你。

I really didn't take care of it is something I feel unwell.

我真的沒有照顧到它是我感到不舒服。

I don't write that's wet.

我不寫那是溼的。

You know what would be really nice?

你知道什麼才是真正的好？

What if he died?

如果他死了怎麼辦？

You'll be a pig.

你會成為一頭豬。

Perfect.

完美。

I think that would, you know, that would be mean coming out of this lockdown.

我認為這將，你知道，這將意味著從這個封鎖中走出來。

I need something with a bit of zing to it a bit of because that was as yeah, pink.

我需要一些帶點刺激性的東西，因為那是作為耶，粉紅色的。

So I think that would really work well for me and I think the color pink will really open up my paws?

所以我認為這對我來說真的很有效，而且我認為粉紅色的顏色真的會讓我的爪子開闊起來？

So it's just gonna be the perfect blend for me.

所以這對我來說是完美的融合。

Do you have any idea what you want to do to your hair?

你知道你想對你的頭髮做什麼嗎？

That's probably the last thing everyone remembers.

這可能是每個人記得的最後一件事。

The fact that it got bleached and then dyed all these different colors, then finally blew and so you can see here that's how long it was when it was dyed.

事實上，它被漂白，然後被染成所有這些不同的顏色，最後被吹走，所以你可以在這裡看到，這就是它被染的時候有多長。

Hang on, but that's just down, that's down there.

等一下，但那只是在下面，那是在下面。

Have you not have you cut your hair?

你沒有剪掉你的頭髮嗎？

I haven't cut it.

我還沒有剪掉它。

I haven't touched it.

我沒有碰過它。

You haven't I haven't touched because your hair was really long when we died at blue and like when we bleached and dyed pink and blue and all of that, it was unless it's been breaking off at the ends very slowly.

你沒有我沒有碰過，因為你的頭髮真的很長，當我們死在藍色的時候，就像我們漂白和染成粉紅色和藍色以及所有這些，它是除非它一直在末端非常緩慢地斷掉。

I don't know.

我不知道。

Well look, I think what we need to do, we need to straighten your hair.

好吧，聽著，我想我們需要做的是，我們需要把你的頭髮拉直。

Yeah, we need to dye your beard.

是的，我們需要給你的鬍鬚染色。

Yeah, we need to give you a little bit of a trim and I think you're gonna look amazing.

是的，我們需要給你修剪一下，我想你會看起來很好。

I'm down for this.

我很喜歡這個。

You guys ready to join us on this journey of rediscovering what it feels like to be human because I've forgotten what that feels like Alex, I've been living at home an animal, literally an animal.

你們準備好加入我們這個重新發現做人的感覺的旅程了嗎？因為我已經忘了那是什麼感覺了，亞歷克斯，我一直在家裡過著動物般的生活，真的是動物。

Really?

真的嗎？

I would never have thought so.

我從來沒有這樣想過。

All right, let's get to dying.

好了，讓我們來談談死亡。

Yeah, I've been there for a long time.

是的，我已經在那裡呆了很久了。

Catch up.

趕上了。

All right sam So for the dying of your beard, I'll get you to put on the garments that I like to use when I dye my hair.

好了，山姆，為了給你的鬍鬚染色，我會讓你穿上我染髮時喜歡用的服裝。

It's really nice.

這真的很好。

Okay, I'm finally ready to die and these will be the clothes I'm buried in.

好了，我終於準備好去死了，這些將是我埋葬的衣服。

Hey babe, how do I look?

嘿，寶貝，我看起來怎麼樣？

You look beautiful here.

你在這裡看起來很美。

Take off the pants.

脫掉褲子。

You always say that.

你總是這樣說。

Stop it.

停止吧。

Honestly, I can't take her anywhere.

說實話，我不能帶她去任何地方。

Stop it.

停止吧。

All right, so pop on these loves this is the product I am currently dying my hair with this is the Hello, bubble foam color in the shade.

好的，所以在這些愛上流行，這是我目前正在用的染髮產品，這是Hello, bubble foam顏色的陰涼處。

Sahara rose and we actually died.

撒哈拉上升，我們實際上已經死亡。

Sam's hair with this color last year and it really, really suited him.

去年，薩姆的頭髮是這個顏色，真的很適合他。

He looked so nice.

他看起來很好。

So I think that you're gonna look really good with this on your bed now, lather this through your bed Alex.

所以我認為，你現在把這個放在你的床上會非常好看，把這個放在你的床上，亞歷克斯。

Can you tie my habit?

你能為我的習慣打結嗎？

What if I've got sensitive facial skin?

如果我有敏感的面部皮膚怎麼辦？

I'm kidding.

我是在開玩笑。

I really don't.

我真的不知道。

I could rub grease on my face.

我可以在我的臉上塗抹油脂。

I often do actually.

實際上我經常這樣做。

It's a beautiful natural exfoliant grease mixed with sand.

這是一種與沙子混合的美麗的天然去角質油脂。

You can just like scrub that into your face.

你可以把它擦到你的臉上。

It's, it's almost as good as putting mayonnaise in your hair to rejuvenate and use in lieu of um conditioner.

它，它幾乎和把蛋黃醬放在你的頭髮裡以恢復活力並代替嗯護髮素使用一樣好。

Uh Also, if you want to boost the protein in the skin.

呃 還有，如果你想提高皮膚中的蛋白質。

Three eggs, cracked into a bowl and mixed with a little bit of salt.

三個雞蛋，打入碗中，與少量的鹽混合。

Does wonders does wonders more more.

創造了奇蹟，創造了更多的奇蹟。

All right night out.

好了，晚上出去。

Alright.

好吧。

Kylo, calm down.

凱洛，冷靜下來。

All right, steady on, steady on there.

好了，穩住，穩住。

Yes.

是的。

Get in there.

進入那裡。

You need to get up here.

你需要到這裡來。

Hold on.

等一下。

I can barely see you experience.

我幾乎看不到你的經驗。

I'm right here.

我就在這裡。

What do you mean?

你是什麼意思？

Hello?

喂？

Hello?

喂？

Hello.

你好。

Very good sir.

非常好，先生。

How distinguished.

多麼傑出。

Happy with some little not back here.

對一些小不點回到這裡感到高興。

When was the last time you brushed your hair this morning?

你今天早上最後一次梳理頭髮是什麼時候？

No, by a weird Yes.

不，通過一個奇怪的是。

If you know how to use it.

如果你知道如何使用它。

Yeah.

是的。

Okay.

好的。

Yeah, she wants, wow.

是的，她想，哇。

So then get to forget the straighten up.

所以後來得到的是忘了直起身來。

What girl?

什麼女孩？

What?

什麼？

I'm gonna go work on the christmas video for tonight that I'm editing.

我要去為今晚正在編輯的聖誕視頻工作了。

So you guys have?

那麼你們有嗎？

My God, wow.

我的上帝，哇。

Wait, what do you do?

等等，你是做什麼的？

Thanks mistake papa, you should be, yeah.

感謝錯誤的爸爸，你應該是，是的。

Yeah, go for it.

是的，去吧。

Okay.

好的。

Wait right there.

就在那裡等著。

Yeah.

是的。

Nice smell.

味道不錯。

The burning smell.

燃燒的氣味。

A friend fears in the hell no, but now we have a two person job.

一個朋友擔心在地獄沒有，但現在我們有一個兩個人的工作。

Look at that.

看看這個。

Beautiful.

很漂亮。

Mhm.

嗯。

Mhm.

嗯。

Yeah.

是的。

Sissy.

茜茜。

I feel like my entire world just move.

我覺得我的整個世界都在移動。

Stop the scalp.

阻止頭皮。

Well, I started this, I mean he's not wrong, but he's hoping you don't touch the scalp.

好吧，我開始這個，我的意思是他沒有錯，但他希望你不要碰頭皮。

You know, it was that close to the scalp.

你知道，它離頭皮那麼近。

How about that?

那又如何呢？

Uh That would fill me with more confidence.

呃 那會讓我充滿更多的信心。

It's one trying to drink this without letting my beard touch with chemicals you cooking my hair Alex.

這是一個試圖喝這個而不讓我的鬍鬚與化學品接觸的人，你煮我的頭髮亞歷克斯。

Can you come verify that they're not cooking my hair?

你能來證實他們沒有煮我的頭髮嗎？

All the ends are so crispy.

所有的末端都是如此的脆。

Yeah, I think you're right.

是的，我想你是對的。

I think it's just the tips.

我認為這只是提示。

That it's just the tips.

這只是提示。

We haven't even done this is crispy.

我們甚至還沒有做這個是脆的。

We did side, but I haven't done the back and we haven't properly done this side yet.

我們做了側面，但我還沒有做背面，我們還沒有好好做這個側面。

So what's in a can confirm your hair is still there.

是以，在一個罐子裡的東西確認你的頭髮還在那裡。

Okay, good.

好的，很好。

Good.

很好。

I always trusted you.

我總是信任你。

We've done we've done this Fringe site.

我們已經做了我們已經做了這個藝穗會現場。

That's about that's about it.

就是這樣，就是這樣。

That's all we love.

這就是我們所愛的一切。

People.

人。

We hate it.

我們討厭它。

Yeah.

是的。

I don't know.

我不知道。

Hello, Can you say?

你好，你能說嗎？

How do you want to do this?

你想怎麼做呢？

How would you like to do this?

你想怎麼做呢？

This is matt muscle lives in his mom's basement.

這是馬特肌肉住在他媽媽的地下室裡。

Okay.

好的。

Well, am I ready?

那麼，我準備好了嗎？

You're ready?

你準備好了嗎？

Yeah.

是的。

Oh, so you're pink beard is beautiful.

哦，所以你的粉紅色的鬍子很美。

Yeah, I know.

是的，我知道。

I love the tone that it's achieved.

我喜歡它所達到的基調。

It's exactly what we were looking for when we started.

這正是我們開始時尋找的東西。

Yes.

是的。

You look like a rooster.

你看起來像一隻公雞。

Okay.

好的。

I think that you would look really good with a beard like this.

我認為你留著這樣的鬍子會非常好看。

That's perfect.

這很完美。

Perfect seeing that I'm realizing that's exactly what I was after.

看到這一點很完美，我意識到這正是我所追求的。

But I didn't know it until I saw that.

但我在看到這一點之前並不知道。

How did you know that's exactly what I want and I knew it would suit you.

你怎麼知道這正是我想要的，我知道這很適合你。

So All right.

所以，好吧。

So, I'm going to try and recreate that.

是以，我打算嘗試重新創建。

Thank you.

謝謝你。

This isn't what I'm going to be using is not how you shave a beard.

這不是我要用的東西，不是你如何刮鬍須的。

Do you think that you'll be able to copy the image exactly.

你認為你能準確地複製影像嗎。

I'm going to start small, take a small section out of the center here.

我要從小事做起，從中間這裡取出一小部分。

Mhm.

嗯。

He's gonna have to dodge the simple.

他要躲避簡單。

Mhm.

嗯。

Uh No puppet.

Uh No puppet.

Oh my God.

哦，我的上帝。

Yeah.

是的。

Mhm.

嗯。

All right.

好的。

Well, let it go.

好吧，讓它去吧。

I think we just have to leave it like this because I'm going to wax it into that.

我想我們只能這樣留著，因為我打算把它打成蠟。

Yeah.

是的。

Yeah.

是的。

Mhm Yeah.

嗯，是的。

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

Yeah.

是的。

Yeah.

是的。

It's like the worst fucking scour brush.

這就像他媽的最糟糕的洗刷刷。

Imagine washing their dishes.

想象一下給他們洗碗的情景。

Let's just get out.

我們還是出去吧。

Eco friendly.

生態友好。

Organic.

有機的。

Mm.

嗯。

Yeah, this is perfect.

是的，這很完美。

Alright guys, I'm so excited Sam's maker, but is finally complete and he looks absolutely amazing.

好了，夥計們，我很興奮，薩姆的製造者，但終於完成了，他看起來絕對令人吃驚。

It's been months of lucky down and a very long beard and it's finally gone and he looks like his old self again.

已經有幾個月的時間了，幸運地下來了，鬍子也很長了，終於消失了，他看起來又像以前一樣了。

So may I introduce to you the new and improved Sam?

是以，我可以向你們介紹新的和改進的山姆嗎？

What does everyone think I'm ready to hit the town?

大家認為我準備好了要進城了嗎？

I'm ready to go out.

我已經準備好出去了。

I'm ready to be seen by people Michelle.

我已經準備好被人們看到，米歇爾。

Will you be seen with me?

你會被看到和我在一起嗎？

Oh yeah, definitely.

哦，是的，當然。

Huh Huh Mhm.

Huh Huh Mhm.

Huh.

嗯。

Oh, I'm sorry.

哦，我很抱歉。

Hang on.

堅持住。

Why you love it.

你為什麼喜歡它。

Experience what we put a lot of it like mom, dad, why are you being weird again?

經驗我們把很多像媽媽，爸爸，你為什麼又是奇怪的？

I'm going to take everyone else's opinion as well.

我也要接受其他人的意見。

Your opinion.

你的意見。

That is the most particularly Oh, I'll just I'll clean my my ears with that if everyone thinks that we've done a beautiful glow up and if you think Alex needs wait Yeah, we can we can do my bed like that next.

這是最特別的哦，我就用它來清潔我的耳朵，如果大家認為我們已經做了一個漂亮的發光體，如果你認為亞歷克斯需要等待 是的，我們可以我們可以把我的床做得像這樣，接下來。

Yeah.

是的。

Perfect.

完美。

Mhm Sam Are you?

姆森 你是嗎？

Yes.

是的。

You're going to keep it for a couple of days?

你打算保留幾天？

Maybe we'll see.

也許我們會看到。

Well, don't you want to legitimately shave your beard off.

好吧，難道你不想合法地把你的鬍子剃掉。

What do you think I spent?

你認為我花了多少錢？

I spent our guys watched me.

我花了我們的人看了我。

I spent 20 minutes cultivating and no, not cultivated, cultivated it for six months.

我花了20分鐘培養，不，不是培養，是培養了6個月。

Thank you.

謝謝你。

I curated this and I trimmed it and I perfected it for 30 minutes.

我策劃了這個，我修剪了它，我完善了它30分鐘。

Keeping this for at least another six months.

至少再保持6個月。

Here's an, have a seat.

這裡有一個，請坐。

We're gonna repent.

我們要悔改。

Wait, wait, Everyone look into my eyes.

等待，等待，每個人都看著我的眼睛。

This is the last time you'll see this face Calix free me.

這是你最後一次看到這張臉，卡利克斯釋放我。

Sorry.

對不起。

Do you look like a movie star?

你看起來像個電影明星嗎？

You look like clouds like a cult leader.

你看起來像雲，像一個邪教領袖。

Okay, what do you mean?

好吧，你是什麼意思？

Like a cult leader?

像一個邪教領袖？

Well, like little close eyes.

好吧，就像小編閉著眼睛。

Oh hey, that back, that's mine.

哦，嘿，那個背影，那是我的。

You could sell this ship to morphy and make eye shadow brushes out of it.

你可以把這艘船賣給墨菲，用它來做眼影刷。

Or a paintbrush.

或者畫筆。

I'll use it as a paintbrush.

我把它當作畫筆。

Shoot up.

拍起來。

Shadow brush.

陰影刷。

All right.

好的。

There you go.

你去吧。

Nice.

不錯。

Oh no, don't leave it.

哦，不，不要離開它。

Believe them all.

相信他們所有人。

What is he doing?

他在做什麼？

He's saving me until he steps my jugular.

他在救我，直到他踩到我的頸椎。