What the who know, What have you done?

什麼誰知道，你做了什麼？

Here's my ranch mop chop drop slop top top.

這是我的牧場拖把砍掉的泔水頂蓋。

What the heck is going on here.

這裡到底發生了什麼。

Oh no shouting words that rhyme with plop.

哦，不喊與plop押韻的詞了。

Well, I'm trying to read so stop.

好吧，我正在努力閱讀，所以停下來。

Oh, that's a good one.

哦，這是個好問題。

Thanks pair.

謝謝對。

Oh attention everyone.

哦，大家注意。

Your attention please.

請您注意。

I have completed my most remarkable invention yet.

我已經完成了我迄今為止最了不起的發明。

A cloning ray.

一條克隆射線。

Whoa!

哇!

What's a cloning ray?

什麼是克隆射線？

Why?

為什麼？

It's a laser beam capable of creating an identical clone of living organisms, well not identical, 99% identical.

這是一種激光束，能夠創造出完全相同的生物體克隆，嗯，不是完全相同，是99%相同。

Anyway, I'm still working out some bugs.

總之，我仍在解決一些錯誤。

I know a buck who works out, although I think he's beat of jochen.

我認識一個鍛鍊身體的人，雖然我認為他比Jochen強。

Wait, was that a joke?

等等，那是一個笑話嗎？

Because I don't understand most jokes.

因為我不明白大多數笑話。

And anyway, here's the big news.

無論如何，這裡有一個大新聞。

I am now ready to test my cloning ray on an actual person.

我現在準備在一個真實的人身上測試我的克隆射線。

Oh me first.

哦，我先來。

Me first.

我先說。

Why are you so excited to get a clone?

為什麼你對得到一個克隆人如此興奮？

Little Apple?

小蘋果？

Because then the two of us can stack ourselves inside a trench coat and get out of the big kid rides just hop right up onto the pedestal.

因為這樣我們兩個人就可以把自己堆在風衣裡面，走出大孩子的遊樂設施，直接跳到基座上。

Little Apple way.

小蘋果的方式。

Uh There's a step ladder for your convenience.

呃......有一個階梯，方便你使用。

If uh thanks now to test my cloning ray.

如果呃感謝現在測試我的克隆射線。

Mhm.

嗯。

I could have done without that remaining.

我本來可以不做那個剩餘的。

And here we go.

我們來了。

Mhm.

嗯。

How do you feel a little Apple?

你覺得小蘋果怎麼樣？

A little under the weather?

天氣有點不好？

More like a little under the cloning ray.

更像是在克隆射線下的一點。

Orange friends allow me to direct your attention to the clone animation chamber.

橙色的朋友們，請允許我把你們的注意力引導到克隆動畫室。

Can we call it the clone zone?

我們可以把它稱為克隆區嗎？

I think we should call it the clowns out trademark.

我認為我們應該稱其為小丑出商標。

Look, you can see little apples clone forming inside.

看，你可以看到小蘋果在裡面形成。

Whoa!

哇!

Now the clone will remain in suspended animation until I pull this lever and animate him.

現在，這個克隆人將一直處於懸浮動畫狀態，直到我拉動這個槓桿，將他變成動畫。

He looks kind of big, don't you think?

他看起來有點大，你不覺得嗎？

Perhaps it just appears that way through the glass light refraction and all that?

也許它只是通過玻璃的光折射和所有這些出現的方式？

You know the science, the things, I don't think that's light refraction.

你知道科學，那些東西，我不認為那是光的折射。

Dude, what the heck is going on?

老兄，這到底是怎麼回事？

I thought you said a clone, a clone is an exact replica.

我以為你說的是克隆，克隆是一個完全的複製品。

As I said, it is only 99% accurate.

正如我所說，它只有99%的準確性。

There is likely to be one thing different about each clone.

每個克隆體都可能有一個不同之處。

It appears in this case that that one thing is the clone size.

在這種情況下，似乎那件事情就是克隆的大小。

It would be.

這將是。

What in it Now would you like to meet your clone?

現在你想見見你的克隆人嗎？

Little apple?

小蘋果？

Why would I want to do that?

我為什麼要這樣做呢？

He can get on the bacon ride without my help.

沒有我的幫助，他也能坐上燻肉車。

I'm so out of here very well.

我就這樣很好地離開了這裡。

Little apples clone will be placed in storage along with the other members of the clone army I'm building.

小蘋果的克隆體將和我正在建立的克隆軍團的其他成員一起被放置在倉庫。

What did you just say?

你剛才說什麼？

Nothing at all.

完全沒有。

Who would like to try next?

接下來誰想試試？

You know, Orange is ready to roll very well.

你知道，橙子已經準備好了，可以很好地滾動。

Just hold still and la la try to take off.

只要保持不動，啦啦啦就會試著起飛。

It's making me gassy tail v.

這讓我感到氣喘吁吁的尾巴V。

The process is complete and it appears to be a smashing success.

這個過程已經完成，似乎是一個巨大的成功。

No um dr bananas.

沒有嗯博士香蕉。

What's the cartoonishly ominous alarm all about Orange?

卡通式的不祥警報都是關於奧蘭治的什麼呢？

I think you should sit down for this way ahead of you, doc.

我認為你應該在你前面的路上坐下來，醫生。

No legs.

沒有腿。

This clone is identical to you in every single way.

這個克隆人在所有方面都與你相同。

Orange sounds like a great guy in every way but one that is How is he different than me?

橙子聽起來是個各方面都很好的人，但也是一個 他和我有什麼不同呢？

Oh now he's not annoying.

哦，現在他不煩人了。

Is he an annoying version of me would be the worst.

他是一個令人討厭的版本的我將是最糟糕的。

No Orange.

沒有橙色。

It's much much worse.

這要糟糕得多。

Your clone is evil.

你的克隆人是邪惡的。

Wait, I'm sorry Orange, but we cannot let your clone out of the clone zone.

等等，我很抱歉，橙子，但我們不能讓你的克隆人離開克隆區。

He's far too dangerous to have roaming free and wait, what's happening?

他太危險了，不能讓他自由漫遊，等等，發生了什麼？

Pierre's alright, Everyone stand back.

皮埃爾沒事，大家退後。

There's no telling what he might do.

不知道他可能會做什麼。

Yes, now, all right, I won't speak in my way.

是的，現在，好了，我不會用我的方式說話。

Not quite as evil as I had expected, but it certainly is annoying, not evil.

不像我想象的那樣邪惡，但它肯定是令人討厭的，而不是邪惡。

What you're talking about?

你在說什麼？

I'm super evil.

我是超級邪惡的。

In fact, I'm about to perform my first evil deed and it's a doozy.

事實上，我正準備做我的第一件壞事，而且是一件很糟糕的事。

What are you going to do Evil Orange?

你打算怎麼做惡橙？

Yeah.

是的。

What are you going to do?

你打算怎麼做？

Evil me get this?

邪惡的我得到這個？

I'm gonna blow up the kitchen with TNT mhm mm hmm, wow, it got quiet in here.

我要用TNT炸掉廚房，嗯嗯嗯，哇，這裡變得很安靜。

Evil Orange.

邪惡的橙色。

Regular Orange does that like every week multiple times per week I'd say Oh I see.

普通的橙子每週都會這樣做，每週多次，我會說哦，我明白了。

Well brace yourselves because I'm about to get even more evil.

請大家打起精神，因為我將變得更加邪惡。

Oh no, Oh no.

噢，不，噢，不。

Oh no.

哦，不。

Instead of blowing up the kitchen, I'm going to do something far more sinister.

與其炸掉廚房，我還不如做一些更陰險的事情。

I'm going to constantly annoy all of you.

我將不斷地惹惱你們所有人。

Day after day, week after week, year after year, I'll prevent you from reading things.

日復一日，周復一週，年復一年，我都會阻止你讀東西。

I'll even prevent you from having anything resembling a normal conversation.

我甚至會阻止你進行任何類似於正常的對話。

Um Who's gonna tell him?

嗯，誰來告訴他？

Uh evil Orange, You see?

呃，邪惡的橙色，你看？

Regular Orange already does those things.

普通的橙子已經做了這些事情。

He interrupts everything we do with?

他打斷了我們所做的一切，與?

Please continue.

請繼續。

If I may interject, it's very, very important that we get evil Orange into storage before he escapes.

請允許我插一句，在邪惡的奧蘭治逃跑之前，我們把他送進倉庫是非常、非常重要的。

Oh my gosh.

哦，我的天啊。

You mean to tell me evil oranges wandering around the kitchen and we don't know where he is?

你的意思是告訴我邪惡的橙子在廚房裡徘徊，而我們不知道他在哪裡？

He could be anywhere even right here.

他可能在任何地方，甚至就在這裡。

Oh, what a relief.

哦，真是鬆了一口氣。

Yeah.

是的。

Evil Orange could even be right there.

邪惡的橙色甚至可能就在那裡。

Wait, wow, Which one's evil Orange is it?

等等，哇，哪個是邪惡的橙子？

Me or me or me or me?

我還是我，還是我還是我？

I can't distinguish them.

我無法區分它們。

They have equal evil readings on my evil Avner.

他們對我邪惡的阿夫納有同等的邪惡解讀。

Wait, I know what to do.

等等，我知道該怎麼做。

Orange.

橙色。

Yes.

是的。

Bear.

熊。

I have something to tell you.

我有件事要告訴你。

I've decided to ask Passion out on a date.

我決定約帕薩特出來約會。

Who cares?

誰在乎呢？

No, don't do it.

不，不要這樣做。

The one on the left dr bananas.

左邊的那個人吃香蕉。

That's evil Orange.

那是邪惡的橙色。

Yeah.

是的。

Oh, off the storage you go.

哦，你走吧，離開倉庫。

I think you'll enjoy the other members of the army.

我想你會喜歡軍隊中的其他成員。

I'm building the militia.

我正在建設民兵。

I mean Book Club.

我是說讀書會。

Forget it.

忘了它吧。

Well, Orange, I'm glad we straightened out your true identity.

好吧，橙色，我很高興我們理清了你的真實身份。

It would have been a real bummer if we set the normal version of you off into storage.

如果我們把正常版本的你放進倉庫，那真是太可惜了。

Yeah, that would have been a real bum.

是的，這將是一個真正的流浪漢。

Well, I never thought I'd say this, but it's good to have you back Orange West.

好吧，我從來沒有想過我會這麼說，但你能回到奧蘭治西部，這很好。

Orange.

橙色。

Could I get those red glowing contact lenses back by the way, I'm doing some experiments to eliminate red eye and photographs and I need them.

能否順便把那些發紅光的隱形眼鏡還給我，我正在做一些消除紅眼和照片的實驗，我需要它們。

Oh sure thing.

哦，肯定是這樣。

And also the yellow ones please.

還有黃色的，謝謝。

Okay.

好的。

Something momentous has just happened on the annoying Orange's Youtube channel.

惱人的Orange的Youtube頻道上剛剛發生了一件大事。

He's just hit one million subscribers, but we're not here to celebrate the annoying orange.

他的訂閱者剛剛達到一百萬，但我們不是來慶祝這個惱人的橙色。

We're not boring.

我們並不無聊。

So who are we celebrating?

那麼，我們在慶祝誰呢？

You?

你呢？

Me not?

我沒有？

You the subscribers.

你們這些訂閱者。

All one million of them.

所有一百萬人。

Whoa.

哇哦。

That's a lot of subscribers.

這是一個很大的訂閱者。

I know.

我知道。

And it rhymes with Macgyver exciting, isn't it?

而且它與Macgyver押韻，令人興奮，不是嗎？

So what are we doing?

那麼我們在做什麼呢？

We're sending all of our subscribers.

我們正在向所有的訂戶發送。

Their very own annoying orange.

他們自己的煩人的橙色。

That's a lot of oranges.

那是很多的橙子。

You bet it is.

你肯定是這樣的。

Wait, where are you going to get all those oranges with this?

等等，你打算在哪裡用這個得到所有這些橙子？

Whoa!

哇!

It's me.

是我。

Hey, it's me.

嘿，是我。

No, I'm me.

不，我是我。

No, I'm me.

不，我是我。

You're both right.

你們都是對的。

Okay.

好的。

Hey, Hey, oranges.

嘿，嘿，橙子。

Guess what?

你猜怎麼著？

Please stop doing this.

請停止這樣做。

No, Pear.

沒有，梨子。

We won't stop this.

我們不會阻止這一切。

We won't stop until there's enough oranges for everyone.

我們不會停止，直到有足夠的橙子供大家食用。

So then I told hamburger he was so greasy.

是以，我告訴漢堡包他是如此的油膩。

He uses bacon as a band Aid.

他用培根作為Ok繃。

This is a terrible idea.

這是個可怕的想法。

No good can come from this.

這不會有什麼好結果。

It's not terrible.

這並不可怕。

Pear.

梨子。

What better way to thank the subscribers than to make a million oranges.

還有什麼比製作一百萬個橙子更好的方式來感謝訂戶呢。

Hey, hey, oranges, can you do this?

嘿，嘿，橙子，你能做到這一點嗎？

You know what have you done?

你知道你做了什麼嗎？

Oh, Pear.

哦，梨子。

Stop being such an apple.

不要再做這樣的蘋果了。

One.

一。

Good turn deserves another.

好的轉機值得再來一次。

And this is our way of saying thanks to all of our wonderful subscribers without your support.

這是我們對所有精彩的訂戶表示感謝的方式，沒有你們的支持。

There'd be no annoying orange.

就不會有惱人的橙色了。

Hey, thanks a bunch Macgyver subscriber.

嘿，謝謝你，馬基弗的訂戶。

Hey, that's mine.

嘿，那是我的。

Give it back.

把它還給我。

No way.

不可能。

It's my whistling pinwheel.

這是我的口哨風車。

You're an apple.

你是一個蘋果。

What's that Orange?

那個橙色的是什麼？

I can't hear you.

我聽不到你說什麼。

What's going on, Wow.

發生了什麼事，哇。

What the orange?

什麼是橙色的？

Thank God I found you.

感謝上帝，我找到了你。

Who are you orange?

你是誰的橙色？

I'm you from the year 2053.

我是來自2053年的你。

What?

什麼？

I'm from the future.

我來自未來。

Okay, wait, so you're me?

好吧，等等，所以你是我？

Yeah, and you're from the future?

是的，你是來自未來？

Yes, prove it.

是的，證明它。

Orange.

橙色。

We don't have time.

我們沒有時間。

I have to warn you though, not listening to you, prove it.

但我必須警告你，不聽你的，證明一下。

So the lightning and me appearing out of nowhere.

是以，閃電和我突然出現在哪裡。

That doesn't count for anything.

這不能算作什麼。

Could have been smoking mirrors.

可能是吸菸的鏡子。

Well, I have my official 2053 driver's license with me that could be big.

好吧，我帶著我的2053年正式駕照，這可能是個大問題。

Not convinced.

不服氣。

I've got this futuristic laser gun.

我有這把未來派的激光槍。

Whoa, Poor steve.

哇，可憐的史蒂夫。

Now, are you convinced?

現在，你相信了嗎？

Nope blame?

沒有責備？

Well, the only other thing I have with me is this glow stick.

好吧，我唯一帶著的其他東西是這個熒光棒。

What a stick that glows you really are from the future.

真是一根會發光的棍子，你真的是來自未來。

That's what I've been trying to say.

這就是我一直想說的。

Can I have a glow stick?

我可以有一個熒光棒嗎？

No, there's no time.

不，沒有時間了。

I'll trade you my new iphone forward for it.

我可以用我的新iphone forward跟你換。

But I want that.

但我希望如此。

I have an iphone 512.

我有一個IPHONE512。

How about my golf clubs?

我的高爾夫球杆呢？

No, I'll trade you Pear for it.

不，我用梨子跟你換。

Hey, No, no one's trading Pear for it.

嘿，不，沒有人要用皮爾來換它。

Just listen to me.

請聽我說。

Fine.

很好。

Orange.

橙色。

I was sent here to protect you, protect me from who from an evil future space warlord that can move things with his mind.

我被派到這裡來保護你，保護我不被誰從一個邪惡的未來太空軍閥手中奪走，他能用思想移動東西。

If he kills you then I'll never exist.

如果他殺了你，那麼我就不會存在。

Wait, why won't you exist?

等等，為什麼你不會存在？

Because I'm him.

因為我是他。

I'm an orange and I'm you from the future.

我是一個橙色，我是來自未來的你。

So why does he want to kill you?

那麼他為什麼要殺你呢？

You mean me?

你是說我嗎？

Because I'm the only one that can stop him, but I need your help.

因為我是唯一能阻止他的人，但我需要你的幫助。

How's that?

怎麼說呢？

You're in possession of the most powerful weapon known to man or fruit, Is it me?

你擁有人類已知的最強大的武器或水果，是我嗎？

No, it's not you.

不，這不是你。

Oh, it's the whistling pinwheel.

哦，是吹口哨的風車。

What?

什麼？

It's the only device that can stop him.

這是唯一能阻止他的裝置。

You don't know it yet, but when used correctly, it can destroy anything.

你還不知道，但如果使用得當，它可以摧毀一切。

I'll trade you for the glow stick.

我可以用熒光棒和你交換。

Deal.

交易。

No way.

不可能。

The pinwheels mine, darn it.

我的風火輪，該死的。

Pear.

梨子。

There's no time.

沒有時間了。

Yeah, Hand it over pear, nope.

是的，把它交給梨子，不。

Can't hear you.