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  • This Sunday is Mother's day and what better way to honor them

    這星期日是母親節,為了向她們致敬

  • then by reflecting on some of their wonderful word of wisdom

    沒什麼比回應她們充滿智慧的話語更棒的方式了!

  • Our mom told us we can be anything we wanted to be.

    我們的媽媽說我們可以做任何我們想做的事

  • My mom always told me that the tooth fairy was real.

    我媽一直跟說牙仙女是真的

  • And I want to be the tooth fairy.

    然後我一直想當牙仙女

  • Obviously, that was not possible.

    顯然的,這不可能

  • My mom said that I will be a nurse, that was a lie.

    我媽說我會成為一位護士,那是謊言  

  • My mom said true beauty is on the inside

    我媽說真正的美是在內在

  • if you look inside someone, that just gross.

    如果你看透別人的內在 那很噁

  • My parents say I couldn't have a dog growing up because they said I wouldn't take care of it,

    我父母說我長大後不能養狗因為他們說我不會照顧他

  • and who is laughing now? Right, Marley?

    然而現在誰才是對的啊?對不對瑪麗?

  • My mom always told me that I was her favorite.

    我媽一直跟我說我是她的最愛

  • Mom told me that I was her favorite

    媽跟我說我才是她的最愛

  • My mother used to tell me that the cross of the bread is the healthiest part.

    我媽以前常說十字麵包上的十字形是最有營養的部分

  • My mom said that I could anything thing that i want to be

    我媽說我可以當任何我想當的

  • as long as it's a doctor, a lawyer, a violinist, a pianist or karate champion.

    只要是醫生,律師,小提琴家,鋼琴家,或空手道冠軍

  • My mom said she was an angel when she was my age.

    我媽說她在我這個年紀是一個天使

  • I was born seven months later.

    我在七個月後出生

  • Cracking your knuckles gives you more friends.

    常折手指頭讓你交到更多朋友

  • There are no dumb questions.

    沒有愚蠢的問題

  • My mom used to tell me not to take picture in groups of three or else the one in the middle will die.

    我媽以前跟我說不能三個人一起拍照,不然中間那個會死掉

  • My mom always told me that I have to wait an hour after I eat to swim or otherwise I'm going to drown and die.

    我媽經常跟我說,吃完東西一小時後才能游泳否則會溺死

  • But that is mainly because I didn't not know how to swim.

    但溺水主要是因為我不會游泳

  • When my grandpa die, my grandma said don't worry, he is in a better place,

    爺爺死時奶奶叫我不用擔心,因為爺爺去了更好的地方

  • I'm pretty sure being dead isn't in a better place.

    但我很確定「死亡」並不是一個好地方好嗎

  • I had to be in a member of cleaning plate club

    媽媽說我必須當一個清潔盤子俱樂部的成員

  • I googled it, there is no cleaning plate club.

    我查過了,並沒有清潔盤子俱樂部這個東西

  • She told me that like everybody reheat their tortilla chips when they stay in the oven so that they last longer.

    她告訴我大家都會在烤箱裡重新加熱玉米脆片會讓它們保存更久

  • If I swallow a chewing gum, it will stand inside my body for seven years,

    如果我吞下口香糖,它會待在我身體裡面七年

  • came out the next day.

    但它隔天出現了

  • My mom used to say that there are starving kids in China that would love to finish my brussels sprout.

    我媽跟我說那些在中國饑餓的小孩會很樂意吃下我的球芽甘藍

  • No, we don't.

    不 我們不會

  • I don't care how hungry you are, nobody wants brussels sprout.

    我不在乎你有多餓 沒有人會想吃抱子甘藍

  • She said that if I swallow watermelon seed that I will grow watermelon seed inside my tummy.

    她說如果吞了西瓜子,我的肚子會長出西瓜

  • My mom said I can get pregnant from kissing boys.

    我媽說如果我親男生我會懷孕

  • If you made an ugly face for too long, you will stick that way.

    如果你做醜臉做太久,你會變那樣

  • My mom told me if I keep making this face, it will stay like this, and look, I'm fine.

    我媽說如果我一直做這個臉就會變不回來。但你看看,我很好呀

  • When i was in pre-school one morning, my parents said that it was pajama day,

    當我還在念幼稚園的一個早上,我家人跟我說那天是睡衣日

  • so I wore my pajamas to pre-school and then it turns out it wasn't pajama day and then I pooped my pants.

    所以我穿了睡衣去幼稚園,沒想到那天不是睡衣日,害我烙賽在褲底

  • My mom said that if I play with fire, I will pee my bed.

    我媽說如果我玩火,我會尿床

  • She also said if I pee my bed, I will catch on fire.

    她還說如果我尿床,我就會著火

  • My mom always told me that if I play more than a hour video games, my eyes will melt.

    我媽經常跟我說如果我玩超過一小時的電動,我眼睛會融化

  • you stared at the TV for too long, you will go blind.

    你看電視看太久,你會瞎

  • I just finished playing for six hours and my eyes are still here.

    我才剛剛玩六小時電動但我眼睛還在

  • She said if I was drunk in a party and needed a ride home, no question will be asked.

    她說如果我如果在家派對上喝最需要他們載我回家,她不會過問任何事

  • So many questions were asked.

    但她問了超多問題

  • My mom used to tell me drinking coffee stunts your growth, five nine.

    我媽告訴我喝咖啡會阻礙發育,但我長到175

  • I am still really short.

    我還是很矮

  • My always told me that the way fish get to heaven is through toilet bowl.

    我媽跟我說當魚去天堂的道路是從馬桶的下水道

  • My mom told me that nice girl don't call boys, to this day I still have trouble ordering the pizza.

    我媽跟我說好女孩不會主動打給男生。直到今天,我仍有訂比薩的問題

  • My mom used to say, your will understand when you have kid of your own.

    我媽跟我說有一天你有自己的小孩之後你就會懂了

  • I still don't understand.

    我還是不懂

  • On behalf of all of us who now know the truth, we love you.

    我代表所有知道真相的孩子們,向妳們說聲「我愛妳」

  • My mom says wait 'til your father comes home, he never came home.

    我媽說要等爸爸回來,但他不會回家

This Sunday is Mother's day and what better way to honor them

這星期日是母親節,為了向她們致敬

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