- She will never reach you.

- 她將永遠不會接觸到你。

She must first pass through

她必須首先通過

(screaming)

(尖叫聲)

the four floors of fear.

四層樓的恐懼。

- SpongeBob?

- 海綿寶寶？

- Ha.

- 哈。

Ha ha ha.

哈哈哈。

You cannot pass unless you defeat me,

除非你打敗我，否則你不能通過。

the Tickler, and my iron finger style.

撓癢癢，以及我的鐵指風格。

Ha ha.

哈哈。

(swishing)

(嗖嗖)

Ha ha, look.

哈哈，看。

- Huh?

- 嗯？

(Sandy giggling)

(桑迪笑著說)

- Prepare for the tickling of your life.

- 準備好迎接你生命中的搔癢。

- Taste these.

- 嚐嚐這些。

- Oh, no.

- 哦，不。

Jelly-filled donuts?

充滿果凍的甜甜圈？

How did you know they were my weakness?

你怎麼知道它們是我的弱點？

- No one can resist jelly-filled.

- 沒有人能夠抵制充滿果凍的。

Hiya, hiya.

你好，你好。

Hiya, hiya hiya.

你好，你好，你好。

Sticky around, I'll be back with the glazed.

粘在身邊，我會帶著琉璃回來的。

- I could use a wet nap.

- 我可以睡個溼覺。

- All right, who's next?

- 好了，下一個是誰？

- Halt.

- 停止。

No one advances past me, Lip Service,

沒有人可以從我面前走過，脣語服務。

and my power-flexi-dynamo lip thruster style.

和我的動力-反射-迪納摩嘴脣推進器風格。

- Hiya.

- 你好。

- Dance, squirrel, dance.

- 舞蹈，松鼠，舞蹈。

(lips sucking helmet)

(嘴脣吸著頭盔)

(Lip Service laughing)

(口舌之爭的笑聲)

- Advanced hairdryer style.

- 先進的吹風機樣式。

(Lip Service laughing)

(口舌之爭的笑聲)

- What do you expect to do with that?

- 你期望用它來做什麼？

(hairdryer whirs)

(電吹風呼呼聲)

(lips crackle)

(嘴脣噼啪作響)

Oh no, not chapped lips.

哦，不，不是嘴脣乾裂。

(crunching)

(嘎吱作響)

- That's enough lip out of you.

- 你說得夠多了。

(exciting music)

(激動人心的音樂)

(Sandy gasps)

(Sandy gasps)

- No one has ever made it to the lair of Filthy Phil.

- 沒有人能夠到過骯髒的菲爾的巢穴。

No one passes except me.

除了我，沒有人通過。

Now, feel the sting of my horrible body odor.

現在，感受一下我可怕的體味的刺痛。

(Filthy Phil groaning)

（骯髒的菲爾呻吟著）。

(tapping)

(竊聽)

- Ha ha, Phil,

- 哈哈，菲爾。

your foul stench can't permeate my fresh air dome.

你的惡臭不能滲透到我的新鮮空氣穹頂。

- Fresh air dome?

- 新鮮空氣穹頂？

(Phil sniffing)

(Phil sniffing)

Man, I really do stink.

夥計，我真的很臭。

(exciting music)

(激動人心的音樂)

(Sandy screaming)

(Sandy尖叫聲)

- You are one impressive squirrel.

- 你是一隻令人印象深刻的松鼠。

You even made a costume change.

你甚至做了一個服裝的改變。

- Release SpongeBob.

- 釋放海綿寶寶。

- Never.

- 從來沒有。

(cage clanking on floor)

(籠子在地板上叮噹響)

(Sandy groaning)

(桑迪呻吟聲)

He is forbidden to leave until he signs this contract.

在簽署這份合同之前，他被禁止離開。

- What are you talking about?

- 你在說什麼呢？

- Real estate.

- 房地產。

- You mean this whole thing was a scam

- 你是說這整個事情是一個騙局

to get us to buy real estate?

來讓我們購買房地產？

- Yes, if there was a real Karate Island

- 是的，如果有一個真正的空手道島

I'd be a millionaire.

我將成為一個百萬富翁。

- You mean I'm not King of Karate?

- 你是說我不是空手道之王？

- No.

- 沒有。

But you could be King of Condos.

但你可以成為 "公寓之王"。

Here, let me explain.

在這裡，讓我解釋一下。

It's really quite simple.

這真的很簡單。

See, if you invest in a timeshare here on Condo Island,

你看，如果你在康多島這裡投資了一個分時度假。

you can see your equity increase ten fold.

你可以看到你的資產增加十倍。

Perhaps you and your yellow friend

也許你和你的黃色朋友

would like to set up a timeshare plan?

想建立一個分時度假計劃？

- Don't do it, Sandy!

- 不要這樣做，桑迪!

(Sandy chanting)

(Sandy chanting)

(Sandy yelling)

(桑迪大叫)

- I won't give in to your timeshare vacation scam!

- 我不會向你的分時度假騙局屈服的!

- Then get into my fists.

- 然後進入我的拳頭。

(man groaning)

(男人呻吟聲)

(Sandy groaning)

(桑迪呻吟聲)

- Hiya!

- 你好!

(growling)

(咆哮聲)

(exciting music)

(激動人心的音樂)

(woosh)

(嗚呼)

(exciting music)

(激動人心的音樂)

(feet slapping)

(腳掌拍打)

(characters groaning)

(人物呻吟聲)

(hands slapping)

(雙手拍打)

(character groaning)

(人物的呻吟聲)

(wood breaking)

(斷木)

(character screaming)

(人物叫聲)

- You're in the soup now, Oudon.

- 你現在在湯裡了，烏龍。

(bubbling)

(冒泡)

- Sandy, I'm sorry I acted like a jerk back there.

- 桑迪，我很抱歉我剛才的行為像個混蛋。

Thanks for saving me from buying a condo.

謝謝你把我從購買公寓中拯救出來。

- Oh shucks, SpongeBob,

- 哦，糟了，海綿寶寶。

that's what friends are for.

這就是朋友的作用。

- I still have one question though.

- 但我仍有一個問題。

Does this mean I'm not King of Karate anymore?

這是否意味著我不再是空手道之王了？

- You are in my book, SpongeBob.

- 你在我的書中，海綿寶寶。

You are in my book.

你在我的書中。

Now, let me tell you about real estate.

現在，讓我告訴你房地產的情況。

It's all about location.

這都是關於位置的問題。

- I'm here!

- 我在這裡!

The King of Clarinets has arrived.

單簧管之王已經到來。

(dramatic music)

(戲劇性的音樂)