This is Susan's house.

這是蘇珊的房子。

The reason that it's situated exactly where it is, is because they want to be able to see that church spire back in the late 19th century.

它之所以正好位於這個位置，是因為他們希望能夠看到19世紀末的那個教堂尖頂。

I can't tell you which direction we are from the church because that would be security breach.

我不能告訴你我們在教堂的哪個方向，因為這將是安全漏洞。

Please come in.

請進來吧。

Yeah.

是的。

Wait, we got to point out this, this was our first bit of design for the house and we just can't seem to get rid of it.

等等，我們得指出這一點，這是我們對房子的第一點設計，我們似乎就是無法擺脫它。

Yeah, it's part of the furniture now.

是的，它現在是傢俱的一部分。

Yeah, it doesn't get much more cozy in this joint.

是的，在這個地方沒有比這更舒適的了。

Right off the bat.

一下子就有了。

I'll show you I tend to do art projects for christmas.

我告訴你，我傾向於為聖誕節做藝術項目。

So this one was when it all started.

所以這一次是一切開始的時候。

It gives you something to look at when you're dropping a deuce.

當你丟掉兩點時，它讓你有東西可看。

This is what you don't want to see the inevitable why is everything stuffed in here closet?

這就是你不想看到的不可避免的事情，為什麼所有東西都塞在這裡的壁櫥裡？

And I'm telling you there's a cat box in there too.

我告訴你，那裡也有一個貓盒。

Susan Downey will now take over the classic portion of the tour.

蘇珊-多尼現在將接手巡演的經典部分。

Mhm.

嗯。

Yeah.

是的。

Every morning after I fed the cats.

每天早上我喂完貓後。

I come here, I attempt to do a meditation all the time, anticipating my son running down the stairs and disturbing me.

我來到這裡，我試圖一直做冥想，預計我的兒子會從樓梯上跑下來，打擾到我。

Feel free to get joe on camera at once.

隨意讓喬伊馬上上鏡頭。

Get in here.

到這裡來。

I want to make something very clear before you start.

在你開始之前，我想把一些事情說得很清楚。

I know it's hard to tell us apart.

我知道我們之間很難區分。

That's joe and I'm robert All right.

那是喬，我是羅伯 好的。

Go ahead.

請講。

We work together with great ceramicist and he really did Miracle for us here.

我們與偉大的陶瓷家一起工作，他在這裡真的為我們創造了奇蹟。

You're very pleased with this place, aren't you?

你對這個地方很滿意，是嗎？

Yeah, I'm very pleased with my clients.

是的，我對我的客戶非常滿意。

Let's get probably three, maybe four times a day during the summer.

讓我們在夏天的時候，每天可能有三次，也許四次。

Find robert in this position where you fall asleep watching american heroes Network.

在這個看美國英雄網就能睡著的位置找到羅伯特。

But imagine the sound of heavy artillery in the background.

但想象一下背景中的重炮聲。

There are some other pieces.

還有一些其他的作品。

I think this is our most recent iteration will always have a pumpkin explains a long time.

我想這是我們最近的迭代將永遠有一個南瓜解釋很長一段時間。

Oh my God, you're gonna love this part.

哦，我的上帝，你會喜歡這部分。

Believe it or not.

信不信由你。

I actually do own the licensing for my own three D head scan and this is just for those intimate nights.

實際上，我確實擁有我自己的三個D型頭掃描的許可，這只是為了那些親密的夜晚。

You know, when doesn't everyone you just want to be stared at by what is clearly a greek.

你知道，什麼時候不是每個人都想被明顯是希臘人的東西盯著看。

God, mm hmm.

天啊，嗯嗯。

What we love about this spot?

我們喜歡這個地方的原因？

I'll show you.

我給你看。

Yeah, when these two pillows are correctly aligned.

是的，當這兩個枕頭正確對齊的時候。

It's that thing, it's like the roman vomit story.

就是那個東西，就像羅馬人的嘔吐物故事。

Um, where you can eat and then lay down she asleep.

嗯，在那裡你可以吃東西，然後躺下她睡覺。

Never one of our elements of high design are these signs everywhere because nothing matters except them not getting out.

我們的高級設計元素之一從來都是到處都是這些標誌，因為除了他們不出去，其他都不重要。

I will briefly allow you to swing your camera in there.

我將簡要地允許你在那裡擺動你的相機。

The end of summer need to pack leaving.

夏末需要打包離開。

I was putting up pictures of me and the kids and the career I had before I retired.

我當時把我和孩子們的照片以及我退休前的事業都貼了出來。

Crossing frame.

跨越框架。

Yeah.

是的。

Mm.

嗯。

Is that a better frame?

這是一個更好的框架嗎？

Okay.

好的。

What do you call that thing?

你叫那東西什麼？

That is a collaboration between photographer, we love named Davis factors factor and then Shepard Fairey.

那是攝影師之間的合作，我們喜歡叫戴維斯因素，然後是謝潑德-費雷。

Shepard Fairey and Colorized it.

Shepard Fairey和Colorized it。

We spend nights in here in case you were wondering hurdling along.

我們在這裡過夜，以防你想知道匆匆趕路。

Anything else?

還有什麼事嗎？

We should hear what?

我們應該聽到什麼？

Okay.

好的。

Yes.

是的。

Action.

行動。

Wait, hold on.

等等，等一下。

Okay.

好的。

No, no, no.

不，不，不。

I'm in charge here intended to reveal it.

我在這裡負責打算揭發它。

Okay.

好的。

Ready?

準備好了嗎？

Wait.

等等。

You want to move?

你想搬家嗎？

I can open it for you.

我可以為你打開它。

He wants she's arguing that the designer, but I'm happy to open it.

他希望她爭論的是設計師，但我很高興能打開它。

This is what you want.

這就是你想要的。

Camera pans off robert, veiling Susan action.

鏡頭從羅伯特身上移開，掩蓋了蘇珊的行動。

Oh, what is that?

哦，那是什麼？

It's a very Downey's bathroom.

這是個很唐尼的浴室。

Wait a second.

等一下。

It just looks like a curtain to me.

對我來說，它只是看起來像一個窗簾。

Oh my God, joe!

哦，我的上帝，喬！

You did it again.

你又做到了。

Everybody's favorite room.

每個人都喜歡的房間。

For some reason.

出於某種原因。

It's like a box of good and plenty in there.

這就像一個盒子，裡面有很多好東西。

All right.

好的。

I can't handle the suspense anymore.

我再也無法處理這種懸念了。

We have to see the cats once again, the most important piece of art.

我們必須再次看到貓，最重要的藝術作品。

That.

這一點。

Exactly.

正是如此。

This is my office up here, top of the windmill.

這是我的辦公室，在風車的頂部。

Fantastic.

太棒了。

Come come you just almost bit it on the stairs, didn't you?

來吧，你剛才在樓梯上幾乎咬了它，不是嗎？

These are steep stairs.

這些樓梯很陡峭。

That's why she likes it up here.

這就是她喜歡這裡的原因。

We could have a camera ready.

我們可以準備好相機。

That is Montgomery monty.

這就是蒙哥馬利-蒙蒂。

Okay.

好的。

And then the only other shot up here is holding out of shot that is what is known as the pick up artist 8x10.

然後這裡唯一的另一個鏡頭是抱出的鏡頭，也就是所謂的拾荒者8x10。

They're not allowed out yet.

他們還不允許出去。

So we gotta.

所以我們得。

Oh my God, they are hovering.

哦，我的上帝，他們在盤旋。

Yeah, We're gonna have to pick them up.

是的，我們要去接他們。

I'll take one, you take the other.

我拿一個，你拿另一個。

Come here.

來到這裡。

Come here.

來到這裡。

We'll let you all out first.

我們會讓你們先出去。

That way, there's a chance.

這樣一來，就有機會了。

Well, there's your unprecedented access.

嗯，這是你前所未有的機會。

Thank you for joining us.

謝謝你加入我們。

And uh, as they say in Hollywood, don't let the door hit your ass.

呃，正如他們在好萊塢所說的，不要讓門撞到你的屁股。

Mhm.

嗯。