Name: 惱人的橙子--閃光彈與門廊海盜的較量! (Annoying Orange - Glitter Bomb vs Porch Pirates!)
Uploaded: 2021-08-07T18:25:30.000Z
Duration: 5 min 41 s

When a package on my porch brought the thieves to my yard,

當我門廊上的一個包裹把小偷帶到了我的院子裡。

這就是為什麼我做了這個閃光炸彈。

- I know, right? If a porch pirate tries to steal the box,

- 我知道，對嗎？如果一個門廊的海盜試圖偷箱子。

which is super annoying because glitter's basically

這是超級煩人的，因為閃光的基本上是

impossible to get rid of because it's so tiny.

不可能擺脫，因為它是如此之小。

- Is that why we haven't been able to get rid of you yet?

- 這就是我們還沒能擺脫你的原因嗎？

- AHH! Orange? Do you have it ready or not?

- AHH!橙色？你到底有沒有準備好？

你告訴我，它使我成為一個閃光的炸彈

- 哦，太好了。總有一種東西。

- I know. I said I'd make you one, but I didn't.

- 我知道。我說過我要給你做一個，但我沒有。

- What?! Seriously? You made me four glitter bombs?

- 什麼？真的嗎？你給我做了四個閃光彈？

I played around with the concept a little,

- Honestly, I'm not even mad. You made me four prototypes.

- 說實話，我甚至沒有生氣。你給我做了四個原型。

你想開多少關於我的玩笑都可以。

- How do they work Orange? I want to see 'em in action.

- 他們是如何工作的，奧蘭治？我想看看他們的行動。

- 好的，所以這裡有一個原型。

And to help me demonstrate, I brought the Hamburgler.

為了幫助我示範，我帶來了漢堡包。

- 麥當勞從我這裡偷走了這個主意。好的。

I'm the original Hamburglar! He's the fraud!

我是原始的 "漢堡包"!他是金光黨！

- You were thinking it, you were all thinking it.

- 你們在想它，你們都在想它。

- Talk about a smashed burger. Am I right?

- 談論一個粉碎性的漢堡。我說的對嗎？

- 啊，來吧。我知道你會好起來的。

- Orange, I thought you were making me a glitter bomb.

- 橙色，我以為你在給我做閃光彈。

- Look, I told you guys, I made some different options.

- 聽著，我告訴你們，我做了一些不同的選擇。

So you didn't like prototype number one. That's fine.

所以你不喜歡一號原型。這很好。

- Ugh, I mean, I guess I can see how it's a theft deterrent.

- 呃，我的意思是，我想我可以看到它是一種盜竊的威懾力。

- But I guess I was hoping for something that wouldn't

- 但我想我希望的是不會有什麼

ya know, violently injure the porch pirate.

你知道，暴力傷害門廊上的海盜。

What made Malt Rober's Glitter Bomb so great was the

使Malt Rober的閃亮炸彈如此出色的原因是

- 夥計們。夥計們，我清楚地聽到了你們的聲音。

That's why I made prototype number three.

這就是為什麼我做了三號原型。

- Now you promise this isn't gonna cause me

- Hold on. Is, is the package talking to me?

- 等一下。這個包裹是在和我說話嗎？

- So I talked to your parents last night. Sure enough.

- 所以我昨晚和你的父母談過了。果然如此。

- Yo, Hamburgler, you ever heard the one about the hamburger

- 喲，漢堡客，你聽說過一個關於漢堡包的故事嗎？

- Yeah, nobody has because you didn't get into any

- 是的，沒有人有，因為你沒有進入任何

- Orange. I thought you said this wouldn't hurt.

- 橙色。我以為你說這不會造成傷害。

- I promise it wasn't physically hurt, but you're right.

- 我保證這不是身體上的傷害，但你是對的。

The emotional impact of prototype number three is

Why'd you copy the name of that McDonald's mascot guy?

你為什麼抄襲那個麥當勞吉祥物的名字？

- I didn't, I was the Hamburglar first. Me!

- 我沒有，我是漢堡包的第一人。我!

- McDonald's introduced him back in 1971 pal.

- 麥當勞早在1971年就介紹了他的朋友。

- But nothing. You're living in a fantasy world.

- 但什麼都沒有。你生活在一個幻想的世界裡。

- Oh make it stop. Please make the prototype stop.

- 哦，讓它停下來。請讓原型停止。

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