When a package on my porch brought the thieves to my yard,

當我門廊上的一個包裹把小偷帶到了我的院子裡。

I decided that that was the final straw.

我決定那是最後一根稻草。

That's why I made this glitter bomb.

這就是為什麼我做了這個閃光炸彈。

- Whoa, that's really cool!

- 哇，這真是太酷了!

- I know, right? If a porch pirate tries to steal the box,

- 我知道，對嗎？如果一個門廊的海盜試圖偷箱子。

they get doused in glitter,

他們被澆上了閃光劑。

which is super annoying because glitter's basically

這是超級煩人的，因為閃光的基本上是

impossible to get rid of because it's so tiny.

不可能擺脫，因為它是如此之小。

- Is that why we haven't been able to get rid of you yet?

- 這就是我們還沒能擺脫你的原因嗎？

(laughing)

(笑)

- AHH! Orange? Do you have it ready or not?

- AHH!橙色？你到底有沒有準備好？

You told me it make me a glitter bomb

你告訴我，它使我成為一個閃光的炸彈

and I paid you good money.

而且我給了你很高的報酬。

- Eh, well, here's the thing.

- 呃，好吧，事情是這樣的。

- Oh, great. There's always a thing.

- 哦，太好了。總有一種東西。

- I know. I said I'd make you one, but I didn't.

- 我知道。我說過我要給你做一個，但我沒有。

I made you four! Ha! Ha! Ha!

我給你做了四個!哈!哈！哈!

- What?! Seriously? You made me four glitter bombs?

- 什麼？真的嗎？你給我做了四個閃光彈？

- Well, not exactly.

- 嗯，不完全是。

I played around with the concept a little,

我對這個概念玩了一下。

so each prototype is a little different.

所以每個原型都有點不同。

(laughing)

(笑)

- Honestly, I'm not even mad. You made me four prototypes.

- 說實話，我甚至沒有生氣。你給我做了四個原型。

Make all the jokes about me you want.

你想開多少關於我的玩笑都可以。

- How do they work Orange? I want to see 'em in action.

- 他們是如何工作的，奧蘭治？我想看看他們的行動。

- Okay. So here's prototype one.

- 好的，所以這裡有一個原型。

And to help me demonstrate, I brought the Hamburgler.

為了幫助我示範，我帶來了漢堡包。

- McDonald stole the idea from me. Okay.

- 麥當勞從我這裡偷走了這個主意。好的。

I'm the original Hamburglar! He's the fraud!

我是原始的 "漢堡包"!他是金光黨！

Got it?

明白了嗎？

- Ugh, yeah dude.

- 呃，是的，夥計。

- Also, nobody asked.

- 另外，沒有人問。

- You were thinking it, you were all thinking it.

- 你們在想它，你們都在想它。

Now what am I supposed to steal again?

現在我又該偷什麼呢？

- That box right there.

- 那個盒子就在那裡。

- Got it.

- 明白了。

- Yoink! And I'll be on my wa-AHH!

- Yoink!而我將在我的wa-ahh!

- AHH!

- AHH!

- Whoa!

- 哇!

(laughing)

(笑)

- Talk about a smashed burger. Am I right?

- 談論一個粉碎性的漢堡。我說的對嗎？

(laughing)

(笑)

(coughing)

(咳嗽聲)

- I'm gonna be okay, by the way

- 順便說一句，我將會沒事的

Thanks for asking.

謝謝你的詢問。

- Ah, come on. I knew you'd be fine.

- 啊，來吧。我知道你會好起來的。

Flat out.

平心而論。

(laughing)

(笑)

- GRRRR!

- GRRRR!

- Orange, I thought you were making me a glitter bomb.

- 橙色，我以為你在給我做閃光彈。

- Yeah, hey, I thought that too!

- 是的，嘿，我也是這麼想的!

- Look, I told you guys, I made some different options.

- 聽著，我告訴你們，我做了一些不同的選擇。

So you didn't like prototype number one. That's fine.

所以你不喜歡一號原型。這很好。

Take prototype number 2.

以2號原型為例。

No, really! Take it!

不，真的!拿去吧！

- Ah, okay.

- 啊，好吧。

- AHHH! Right in the pickle!

- AHHH!就在泡菜裡!

- Ugh, I mean, I guess I can see how it's a theft deterrent.

- 呃，我的意思是，我想我可以看到它是一種盜竊的威懾力。

- Oh, believe me. It is. Ugh!

- 哦，相信我。它是。嗚嗚嗚!

- But I guess I was hoping for something that wouldn't

- 但我想我希望的是不會有什麼

ya know, violently injure the porch pirate.

你知道，暴力傷害門廊上的海盜。

- Little Apple's right.

- 小蘋果是對的。

What made Malt Rober's Glitter Bomb so great was the

使Malt Rober的閃亮炸彈如此出色的原因是

fact that nobody got hurt.

事實上，沒有人受傷。

- Guys. Guys, I hear you loud and clear.

- 夥計們。夥計們，我清楚地聽到了你們的聲音。

That's why I made prototype number three.

這就是為什麼我做了三號原型。

Hamburglar, you have the honors.

漢堡人，你有這個榮幸。

- Now you promise this isn't gonna cause me

- 現在你保證這不會導致我

any physical pain?

任何身體上的疼痛？

- I promise.

- 我保證。

- Okay, I'm trusting you.

- 好吧，我相信你。

- Yo. Hamburglar.

- 喲。漢堡人。

- Hold on. Is, is the package talking to me?

- 等一下。這個包裹是在和我說話嗎？

- Sure is! Go on, talk back.

- 當然是!繼續說吧，回話。

- Oh, hey there!

- 哦，你好！

- So I talked to your parents last night. Sure enough.

- 所以我昨晚和你的父母談過了。果然如此。

They're still prouder of your brother.

他們還是以你的兄弟為榮。

(laughing)

(笑)

- Ouch! That was mean!

- 哎喲!這很卑鄙!

- Yo, Hamburgler, you ever heard the one about the hamburger

- 喲，漢堡客，你聽說過一個關於漢堡包的故事嗎？

who got into law school?

誰進入了法學院？

- No, haven't heard that one.

- 不，沒有聽說過這個人。

- Yeah, nobody has because you didn't get into any

- 是的，沒有人有，因為你沒有進入任何

of the ones you applied to.

你所申請的那些人中。

(laughing)

(笑)

- Orange. I thought you said this wouldn't hurt.

- 橙色。我以為你說這不會造成傷害。

- I promise it wasn't physically hurt, but you're right.

- 我保證這不是身體上的傷害，但你是對的。

The emotional impact of prototype number three is

三號原型的情感影響是

staggering.

令人吃驚的是。

- Yo Hamburglar.

- 喲，漢堡人。

Why'd you copy the name of that McDonald's mascot guy?

你為什麼抄襲那個麥當勞吉祥物的名字？

- I didn't, I was the Hamburglar first. Me!

- 我沒有，我是漢堡包的第一人。我!

- McDonald's introduced him back in 1971 pal.

- 麥當勞早在1971年就介紹了他的朋友。

You're not that old.

你沒有那麼老。

- Yeah, but.

- 是的，但是。

- But nothing. You're living in a fantasy world.

- 但什麼都沒有。你生活在一個幻想的世界裡。

(laughing)

(笑)

- Oh make it stop. Please make the prototype stop.

- 哦，讓它停下來。請讓原型停止。

I don't want to steal this one anymore.

我不想再偷這個了。

(crying)

(哭)

- All right! It works!

- 好了!它的作用！

- I mean, technically yeah.

- 我的意思是，技術上是的。

But I was still kind of hoping for what I asked for.

但我還是有點希望得到我所要求的東西。

You know, a glitter bomb.

你知道，一個閃光的炸彈。

- A what?

- 一個什麼？

- A glitter bomb! Glitter bomb!

- 閃閃發光的炸彈!閃閃發光的炸彈！

- Oh, sorry. I misunderstood. No, ears, you know?

- 哦，對不起。我誤解了。不，耳朵，你知道嗎？

(laughing)

(笑)

- AH!

- AH!

- That'd be prototype number four. Go ahead, open her up.

- 這將是第四個原型。來吧，把她打開。

- Orange, there's no glitter in here.

- 橙色，這裡沒有閃光。

- Sure, but there is a bomb.

- 當然，但有一個炸彈。

(laughing)

(笑)

- Orange, this isn't what I asked for.

- 橙色，這不是我要求的。

- Ah, ah, ah, wait for it.

- 啊，啊，啊，等著吧。

Tada!

Tada!

(laughing)

(笑)

- Orange I can't believe you ignored the glitter part

- 橙子 我不敢相信你忽略了閃光的部分

and just made the bomb part.

而只是做了炸彈的部分。

- Hey, that's not true.

- 嘿，這不是真的。

It's not like the bombs is the only feature.

炸彈又不是唯一的功能。

It also does this.

它還會這樣做。

- Yo Little Apple. You like being called that?

- 喲，小蘋果。你喜歡別人這麼叫你嗎？

- I mean it's better than the alternative.

- 我的意思是，這比其他選擇要好。

- I came up with a better nickname for ya.

- 我為你想出了一個更好的綽號。

- Yeah, what's that?

- 是的，那是什麼？

- IL LITTLE RIT.

- il little rit.

(laughing)

(笑)

(bomb explodes) (laughing)

(（炸彈爆炸）（笑）。

(music playing)

(音樂播放)