Today we're here to answer one simple question that's been on everyone's minds.

今天，我們在這裡回答一個簡單的問題，這個問題一直在每個人的腦海中。

What's Marcy's gender?

馬西的性別是什麼？

No.

沒有。

Why is paracel boring?

為什麼西沙群島很無聊？

Know how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood orange.

知道如果一隻木頭人能夾住木頭橘子，可以夾多少木頭。

Nobody's been asking us that question.

沒有人問我們這個問題。

Well that's too bad.

嗯，這太糟糕了。

I kind of wish they would.

我有點希望他們這樣做。

Uh Anyway, the question we're obviously here to answer today is where's Passion?

呃 不管怎麼說，我們今天在這裡要回答的問題顯然是帕西恩在哪裡？

And to help us do it.

並幫助我們做到這一點。

We brought in three contestants, contestant number one is milk carton.

我們帶來了三位參賽者，一號參賽者是牛奶盒。

How you doing over there, dairy?

你在那裡做得怎麼樣，奶製品？

Whoa.

哇哦。

Thanks.

謝謝。

Yeah man, I like this guy, contestant number two is G.

是的，夥計，我喜歡這個人，二號參賽者是G。

Hello Orange.

你好，橙色。

No great.

沒有大的。

Yeah, fair to say.

是的，可以這麼說。

I like contestant number one more than contestant number to be nice.

我喜歡一號選手，比一號選手好。

Orange.

橙色。

I know he dated Passion but what's the big deal?

我知道他和帕西恩約會，但這有什麼大不了的？

It's not like you love her or anything, right?

這並不像你愛她或什麼，對嗎？

And finally we have contestant number three pass on.

最後我們有請三號參賽者傳球。

Well that's supposed to say passion.

嗯，這應該是說激情。

Okay but it doesn't man.

好吧，但它並不像人。

First I spend a bunch of money on this disguise and now I blow my cover with a typo.

我先是在這個偽裝上花了一堆錢，現在又因為一個錯別字而暴露了我的身份。

I'm not illiterate.

我不是文盲。

Okay this is passion by the way.

好吧，這就是激情，順便說一下。

The real passion.

真正的激情。

Whatever you say Passion.

無論你說什麼，激情。

Well, so orange.

好吧，那麼橙色。

You may be wondering why contestant number three is so eager to win.

你可能想知道為什麼三號參賽者如此急於獲勝。

Today's challenge.

今天的挑戰。

Yeah.

是的。

Come to think of it.

想來也是。

Why is contestant number three so passionate about winning?

為什麼三號選手對獲勝有如此大的熱情？

Well the answer to that orange is directly above you.

那麼，這個橙色的答案就在你的正上方。

You see if the contestants fool you into guessing the wrong answer, they get to keep the money.

你看，如果參賽者騙你猜錯了答案，他們就可以保留這筆錢。

But if you correctly guess where passion is, you get to keep it all yourself.

但是，如果你正確地猜到了激情所在，你就可以自己保留這一切。

Let's do this thing.

我們來做這件事。

Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, milk carton.

錢，錢，錢，錢，錢，錢，錢，牛奶盒。

You're up first.

你先起來吧。

Hey Orange.

嘿，橙色。

I know where passion is.

我知道激情在哪裡。

You see I got this picture of her posted my but for the last like month and a lot of people have been calling the hotline with tips.

你看，我得到了她的這張照片，但在過去的一個月裡，很多人都在打電話給熱線，提供線索。

Uh I have it on very good authority that she's hiding out in Barbados and I'm going to call the phone right now.

呃......我有一個非常好的消息，她躲在巴貝多，我現在就去打電話。

Yellow.

黃色。

Hey hey orange.

嘿嘿，橙色。

What do you want?

你想要什麼？

Do you have something to say?

你有什麼要說的嗎？

I have a tip?

我有一個提示？

Yeah.

是的。

Right.

對。

Look do we need to do this over the phone because I can see you right over there.

聽著，我們是否需要在電話中進行討論，因為我可以看到你在那裡。

But I have a tip.

但我有個建議。

Okay fine.

好吧，好吧。

Tell me just make it quick.

告訴我，只要速戰速決。

Okay, what's this tip about three inches over your head.

好吧，這個在你頭上三英寸的小費是什麼。

Huh?

嗯？

Well I guess milk carton won't be getting his cut of the prize money after all.

我想牛奶盒終究不會得到他的那份獎金。

Yeah let's just move along before anyone else gets killed.

是的，讓我們在其他人被殺之前繼續前進。

G You're up orange.

G 你是橙色的。

Listen to me.

聽我說。

I know where passion is.

我知道激情在哪裡。

Yeah.

是的。

See she is in Argentina.

看到她在阿根廷。

She's been crashing at my place for man's way.

她為了男人的方式，一直在我這裡住著。

That's not true.

這不是真的。

Ah Yes, but it is.

啊，是的，但它是。

And I have the photographs to prove this way he's been photoshopped.

而且我有照片可以證明這種方式他是被PS過的。

What now?

現在怎麼辦？

Of course the way you can tell two, I can tell those are Photoshop from all the way over here.

當然，你可以告訴兩個人的方式，我可以告訴那些是Photoshop從一路過來的。

It isn't easy to do and you have no hands.

這並不容易做到，而且你沒有手。

I say good day, I leave now robert.

我說日安，我現在離開了，羅伯特。

I guess G won't be getting these Gs.

我猜G不會得到這些G。

Well Orange, you're almost there.

好吧，奧蘭治，你就快到了。

See if you can figure out if contestant number three is lying, contestant number three.

看看你能不能找出三號選手是否在撒謊，三號選手。

Tell us where passion is.

告訴我們激情在哪裡。

Seriously Right here, you're looking at her.

認真地說 就在這裡，你在看她。

Hey Orange.

嘿，橙色。

Want to smooch?

想親熱一下嗎？

Yeah, I'm not so sure.

是的，我不太確定。

It's really you passion.

這確實是你的激情。

You seem a little different today.

你今天看起來有點不同。

Can you guys really tell?

你們真的能看出來嗎？

It's me in a costume.

這是我穿的服裝。

Yes man, I spent good money on this thing.

是的，夥計，我在這東西上花了不少錢。

Guess you should have spent a tiny bit more.

我猜你應該多花一丁點錢。

It's so much money Orange, you're now on the cusp of winning all this money.

這是如此多的錢橙，你現在正處於贏得所有這些錢的邊緣。

You've successfully determined the contestants were lying to you now all you have to do is correctly tell us where passion actually is.

你已經成功地確定了參賽者在欺騙你，現在你所要做的就是正確地告訴我們激情究竟在哪裡。

That's easy.

這很容易。

She's inside each and every one of us wow, great stuff.

她就在我們每一個人的心裡哇，好東西。

Orange.

橙色。

How deep pair in a sec.

多深的對子在一秒鐘內。

Little apple.

小蘋果。

I feel kind of funny.

我覺得有點好笑。

I know because Passion is inside all of us.

我知道，因為激情就在我們所有人的內心。

Very funny Orange but I actually feel really under the weather so I apologize if I'm not exactly in the mood for whoa, what the heck warrant was telling the truth.

非常有趣的奧蘭治，但我實際上感覺真的很不舒服，所以我道歉，如果我沒有確切的心情，哇，什麼鬼保證是說實話。

I mean I guess it was passion telling the truth.

我的意思是，我想這是說實話的激情。

I am so confused, forget that what I want to know is where Passion got that stellar disguise.

我很困惑，忘記了我想知道的是帕西婭在哪裡得到的那套明星偽裝。

The guy at the store said mine was the best on the market also I'm feeling super sick and what's the zipper doing on my stomach?

商店裡的人說我的是市場上最好的，而且我感覺超級噁心，拉鍊在我的肚子上做什麼？

What?

什麼？

Well, I guess Orange did say passion was inside each and every one of us.

好吧，我想奧蘭治確實說過激情在我們每個人的內心。

I gotta say this episode took a turn for the weirder, but if I'm actually passionate disguise, I guess I should just go ahead and what the look at.

我得說，這一集出現了詭異的轉折，但如果我真的是熱情的偽裝，我想我應該繼續下去，看什麼看。

Good pair.

好的一對。

Don't worry.

不要擔心。

I'm sure everything will come to light soon enough.

我相信一切很快就會真相大白。

I'm so confused.

我很困惑。

How are there two of you?

你們怎麼會有兩個人？

Why am I a stick of TNT and most importantly, where is Passion?

為什麼我是TNT的棍子，最重要的是，激情在哪裡？

I no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

我不，不，不，不，不，不，不，不，不。