Mommy, Mommy! I want a schnitzel stick!

Ooh, the Schnitzel Man!

Schnitzel, the favourite treat...

For little girls and boys to eat!

Schnitzel Man can serve them quick!

It's a schnitzel on a stick!

(heavy accent) No more spoons, use your hands!

Says the friendly Schnitzel Man!

Make sure you keep an extra one , for later in your lederhosen

Yoda yo dee yoda yo dee yoda yoda yodel yoda yode!

YAAAAAAEEHHHHHHHHHHH

Schnitzel! (crap, now I want a schnitzel for real)

Schnitze- oh.

*dead* ;(