Do you have health insurance?

Welcome to the strangest blind date ever.

-Hey, how you doin'? Damn! -How are you?

Could you fall in love with someone based on personality alone?

What is your ideal woman?

Personality, for me, is everything.

Ass first, personality second.

You're the best-looking devil I've ever seen.

This is really weird right now.

Would you count this as a weird experience for you?

-Cheers. -Cheers.

So…

I like your fin.

What if I pick you and I'm not what you expect underneath?

Oh my God!

I kissed this girl and I don't know what she looks like.

I'm literally just, like, in love with the moment.

Pull.

Whip it!

The time has come.

This is gonna be really tough for me.

I can't choose both of you.

I've made my decision.

My Sexy Beast is…

There's interspecies relationships happening on my grounds.

I won't stand for it.