♪ Mr. Sun came up And he smiled at me ♪

孫先生走過來，對我笑了笑

♪ Said it's gonna be a good one Just wait and see ♪

說它會是一個好的，只是等待和觀看

♪ Jumped outta bed And I ran outside ♪

跳下床，我跑到了外面

♪ Feeling so extra ecstatified ♪

我感到非常的興奮

♪ It's the best day ever ♪

這是有史以來最好的一天

♪ Best day ever ♪

有史以來最好的一天

Hey, Gary!

嘿，加里！

[meowing]

[喵喵]

Why is this the best day ever, you ask?

你問，為什麼這是有史以來最好的一天？

Because, Gary, I get to start this wonderful day

因為，加里，我可以開始這美好的一天了

bringing life to a whole new generation

將生命帶給全新的一代人

of delicious Krabby Patties.

美味的蟹皇肉餅。

Followed by a vigorous mid-day session

隨後是激烈的午間會議

of karate with Sandy,

的空手道與桑迪。

and an afternoon jellyfishing with Patrick,

並與帕特里克一起進行了下午的水母捕撈。

where I'll unveil my newest, most prized possession:

在那裡我將揭開我最新的、最珍貴的財產。

the Deluxe Jelly Slayer Composite Pro!

豪華型果凍殺手複合專業版!

And for the grand finale,

而作為壓軸戲。

every one of my closest friends

每一個我最親密的朋友

joining together for Squidward's clarinet recital!

一起參加章魚哥的單簧管獨奏會!

[hyperventilating]

[呼吸急促]

I am so excited I think I'm gonna explode!

我太興奮了，我想我要爆炸了!

Hnnng!

Hnnng!

[fireworks]

[煙花]

♪ It's the best day ever! ♪

? 這是有史以來最好的一天!♪

♪ Best day ever ♪

有史以來最好的一天

♪ It's the best day ever! ♪

? 這是有史以來最好的一天!♪

♪ Best day ever ♪

有史以來最好的一天

♪ It's the best day ever! ♪

? 這是有史以來最好的一天!♪

♪ Best day ever ♪

有史以來最好的一天

♪ It's the best day ever! ♪

? 這是有史以來最好的一天!♪

♪ Best day... ♪

最好的一天......

[laughing]

[笑聲]

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

Get out of the way, boy!

別擋路，孩子！

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

Wah!

華!

Me building's been condemned, boy!

我的建築被譴責了，孩子！

We got ourselves a nematode infestation!

我們得到了自己的線蟲侵擾!

[the nematodes burp]

[線蟲的打嗝聲]

[gasps]

[喘息聲]

But, the best day ever starts at the Krusty Krab!

但是，最美好的一天是從蟹堡王開始的!

Guys, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to ask you to leave!

夥計們，我很抱歉，但我不得不請你們離開！"。

[screams]

[尖叫聲]

Guys, you're ruining

夥計們，你們破壞了

[off-key] the best day...

[走音]最好的一天...

[clears throat] Wait, no.

[清嗓子] 等等，不。

[off-key] Best day... [clears throat]

[走調] 最好的一天...[清嗓子]

[flute sound, cheering]

[長笛聲，歡呼聲]

Huh?

嗯？

[flute sound]

[長笛聲]

[cheering]

[歡呼聲]

[groaning]

[呻吟聲]

[gasps]

[喘息聲]

Keep playing, lad!

繼續玩吧，小夥子!

Take them devil's sons of the sea

帶上他們這些海中的惡魔之子

away from me restaurant!

離我的餐廳遠一點！

[flute sound, cheering]

[長笛聲，歡呼聲]

[flute stops]

[長笛停止]

[cheering]

[歡呼聲]

[abrupt silence, snoring]

[突然的沉默，打鼾聲]

[beeping]

[嗶嗶聲]

[gasps] Whoa!

[喘氣] 哇！

I gotta get to Sandy's!

我得去桑迪家!

Wait 'til Sandy gets a load

等到桑迪得到一個負載

of these adhesive karate gloves.

的這些粘性空手道手套。

Hyah!

Hyah!

[giggles]

[咯咯笑]

[laughs]

[笑聲]

Hyah!

Hyah!

SpongeBob, what on Earth are you doing?!

海綿寶寶，你到底在做什麼？

Oh, just a little something I like to call karate!

哦，只是一個我喜歡稱之為空手道的小東西!

I can't right now, SpongeBob.

我現在不行了，海綿寶寶。

I got a leak in my roof

我的屋頂漏水了

the size of a full-grown quarter horse!

規模相當於一匹成年的四分之一馬!

Mm-hm. I see.

嗯，嗯。我明白了。

Okay, then. I'll come back later.

好的，那麼。我一會兒再來。

Hyah!

Hyah!

Knock it...

敲打它...

off!

關!

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

[gasps] It stopped?

[喘氣]它停了？

SpongeBob!

海綿寶寶！

Yeah?

是嗎？

Hang on! I'm going to get some sealant

撐住!我去買些密封膠

and patch and trowel!

和修補和鏝刀!

Aww...

啊...

Oh, no Krabby Patties, no karate,

哦，沒有蟹皇堡，沒有空手道。

but at least I still have jellyfishing with...

但至少我仍然有水母釣魚與...

Hey, there he is now!

嘿，他現在在那裡！

Wait for me, Patrick. I've got a brand-new...

等等我，帕特里克。我有一個全新的...

- [crying] - What's wrong, Patrick?

- [哭] 怎麼了，帕特里克？

I broke my net!

我打破了我的網!

Well, lucky for you, I brought my old net.

嗯，你很幸運，我帶來了我的舊網。

For me?

對我來說？

[giggling]

[咯咯笑]

Yeah, I won't be needing it now that I got my brand-new...

是的，我現在不需要它了，因為我得到了我的全新的...

[crying] SpongeBob! I broke...

[哭]海綿寶寶！我打破了...

Hey, can I use this one?

嘿，我可以用這個嗎？

Well, actually, Patrick, that's my brand-new net.

嗯，實際上，帕特里克，這是我全新的網。

Yeah?

是嗎？