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  • - What happen when you eat lactose?

  • - You don't want to know.

  • (woman giggling)

  • - Uncle Rodger bubble tea so good.

  • It's worth getting diarrhea for.

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  • And now we start video.

  • Hello Niece and Nephew,

  • it's Uncle Roger.

  • Today,

  • Uncle Roger getting a new job,

  • because I keep getting fired from all my previous jobs.

  • Salad?

  • No salad here,

  • but we've got trees behind you,

  • go eat the leaf.

  • Don't know why.

  • This time,

  • Uncle Roger gonna work at this

  • bubble tea shop in Stockholm, Sweden.

  • This is my new boss Shuyu.

  • How long have you been working at Machi Machi?

  • - Soon one year.

  • - One year?

  • Only one year?

  • - Yes.

  • - And you are my boss?

  • - Because it's only here one year.

  • - They're not doing well,

  • that's why Uncle Roger's here to help them out.

  • Tell the viewer,

  • what is Machi Machi.

  • - Machi machi,

  • is a bubble tea shop run from Taiwan.

  • So we make different kinds of tea.

  • - So boss Shuyu,

  • what do you want me to do here today?

  • - So you need first serving the customers,

  • and then you should also help in the kitchen.

  • - Okay.

  • Uncle Roger can do that.

  • - You should not be yelling to the customers.

  • - No yelling?!

  • Cannot.

  • - And not to recommend them to add

  • the MSG into the bubble tea.

  • - MSG make your bubble tea better.

  • - No.

  • (Shuyu laughing)

  • (door creaking)

  • - So here we are cooking the tapioca pearls.

  • - Oh you cook pearl in here?

  • - Yeah.

  • - Oh you use induction stove.

  • - Yes.

  • - Why cannot afford real stove?

  • No fire.

  • Niece and Nephew,

  • if you enjoy bubble tea,

  • this is the behind the scene.

  • See?

  • So not glamorous.

  • Uncle Roger worked around the kitchen,

  • and I found the worst thing ever,

  • Machi Machi have colander.

  • Haiyaaaa

  • Boss Shuyu,

  • why you use colander?

  • What is this for?

  • Is it for drying rice?

  • - No.

  • So uncle Roger

  • We have real fire.

  • - Oh this is real fire!

  • - So you should know,

  • this is for burning the creme brulee.

  • - Oh,

  • you let Uncle Roger make bubble tea?

  • - Yes.

  • I think you're gonna regret this decision.

  • So we just burn the sugar.

  • - Yes,

  • you brown the sugar.

  • - This is so satisfying.

  • This is what my ex-wife Auntie Helen do to my heart.

  • (static glitching)

  • (soft music)

  • (dinging)

  • (soft talking)

  • Haiyaaa

  • Uncle Roger heard you.

  • Boss Shuyu,

  • we gonna put this away

  • because this is super annoying.

  • Hello?

  • How you doing?

  • - I'm very good.

  • How are you?

  • - I'm good.

  • What you want at Uncle Roger bubble tea shop?

  • - I've never had bubble tea so...

  • - You never had bubble tea?

  • - What do you recommend? - How old are you?

  • - 29.

  • - 29?

  • never have bubble tea?

  • How does it feel to live through 29 year of depression?

  • - What do you recommend?

  • - What I recommend?

  • Haiya, just look at menu.

  • That star behind the stuff,

  • - Yeah.

  • - that is what we recommend.

  • No need to ask Uncle Roger stupid question.

  • Haiya, Uncle Roger cashier,

  • not your personal bubble tea consultant.

  • I hope you enjoy,

  • come back soon.

  • What you want?

  • - I want a brown sugar milk bubble tea,

  • but do you have it without the lactose?

  • - What wrong with lactose?

  • I'm lactose intolerant.

  • - You're lactose-intolerant?

  • Why? Why you so weak?

  • So weak,

  • just milk you cannot handle.

  • What happen when you eat lactose?

  • - You don't want to know.

  • - I don't want to know.

  • (woman laughing)

  • - Uncle Roger's bubble tea is so good,

  • it's worth getting diarrhea for.

  • (woman laughing)

  • How are you doing?

  • - I'm good how are you?

  • - I'm okay.

  • What you want?

  • - I think a cappuccino maybe.

  • - Cappuccino?

  • Cappuccino

  • Do you know where you are?

  • This is bubble tea shop.

  • - Oh.

  • We don't serve cappuccino.

  • You may have dementia.

  • You think this is Starbucks?