So cute, delicious.

好可愛，好好吃。

Yeah so let's meet the contestants.

是的，所以讓我們認識一下參賽者。

First up we have cucumber McNichols.

首先，我們有黃瓜麥克尼科爾斯。

Hey thanks for having me but I should let you know that paper you're working off up needs to be updated.

嘿，謝謝你邀請我，但我應該讓你知道，你正在工作的那份文件需要更新。

I got picked on yesterday.

我昨天被人欺負了。

Oh I see your name's Pickle now, correct.

哦，我看到你現在叫Pickle，正確。

Pickled McNichols.

醃製的麥克尼科爾斯。

Nice.

不錯。

Oh.

哦。

Huh.

嗯。

Didn't consider that.

沒有考慮到這一點。

That's okay.

那也沒關係。

We can just call you by your middle name.

我們可以直接用你的中間名來稱呼你。

Oh no, my middle name is Rickles.

哦，不，我的中間名是Rickles。

What have I done?

我做了什麼？

Pickle Rickles McNichols, wow.

醃製裡克爾斯-麥克尼科爾斯，哇。

Sometimes life can be pretty fickle.

有時，生活可能是相當善變的。

Oh I didn't mean to upset you.

哦，我不是想讓你難過。

I thought she'd be tickled.

我以為她會很高興。

I.

I.

P.

P.

Okay.

好的。

Okay moving on to our next contestant.

好了，接下來是我們的下一位參賽者。

This is the person I'll be kissing.

這是我要親吻的人。

Right?

對嗎？

We're supposed to kiss and try to figure out the flavor of each other's chapstick.

我們應該接吻，並試圖弄清對方的皸裂膏的味道。

Well, I wasn't planning to dump all the rules on to the audience at once like that.

好吧，我並不打算像這樣一下子把所有的規則都甩給觀眾。

I wanted to let them out slowly at a trickle orange.

我想讓他們慢慢地以涓涓細流的方式流出橘子。

But yeah, you'll be kissing her other contestant as part of today's chapstick challenge and that other contestant is orange.

但是，是的，作為今天皸裂挑戰的一部分，你將親吻她的另一位參賽者，而另一位參賽者是橙色。

You okay buddy?

你還好嗎，夥計？

Hey can we turn off the cameras?

嘿，我們能把攝影機關掉嗎？

Oh man, this must be bad.

哦，夥計，這一定很糟糕。

And um now now nothing's wrong.

而且嗯，現在沒有什麼問題了。

I just we don't need you for today's challenge after all.

我只是我們畢竟不需要你參加今天的挑戰。

Okay.

好的。

Goodbye.

再見。

Wait what?

等等什麼？

Yeah, don't worry about it.

是的，不用擔心。

I'm just gonna do it myself.

我只是要自己做。

But this is my Youtube channel pickle.

但這是我在Youtube頻道上的糾結。

I can do what I want.

我可以做我想做的事。

Well, I guess that's true.

嗯，我想這是真的。

Just hurts knowing I didn't make the cut, cheer up.

知道我沒能入選，只是很傷心，加油吧。

That's not true at all.

這根本不是事實。

Oh you hate to see it pickle McNichols cut down by a sickle.

哦，你討厭看到它泡菜麥克尼科爾斯被鐮刀砍死。

Oh okay.

哦，好吧。

Turn the camera back on.

將相機重新打開。

Hey everyone pickle that to cut out for a bit.

嘿，大家醃製的那個要切出來一下。

I'll be standing in for him in today's episode.

我將在今天的節目中替他出場。

Not because I want to, but because the shell bus go on now.

不是因為我想這樣做，而是因為現在的外殼巴士還在繼續。

Today's other contestant whose name I will now read for the very first time is Passion.

今天的另一位參賽者，我現在將第一次讀到他的名字，他就是Passion。

Wo really?

真的嗎？

This is such a surprise.

這真是一個驚喜。

Let's see.

讓我們來看看。

I'm just gonna put on this mystery flavor, chapstick and um orange.

我只是要把這個神祕的味道，皸裂和嗯橙色。

You're got passion.

你有激情。

No, I'm not.

不，我沒有。

She's not here.

她不在這裡。

What the paper said.

該文件說。

Yeah.

是的。

That paper really needs to be updated.

那份文件真的需要更新。

Passion left for another study abroad program this time in Australia.

激情離開，去參加另一個海外學習項目，這次是在澳洲。

Anyway, I'll be feeling good for her today.

無論如何，我今天會為她感到高興。

You uh the show must go on right.

你嗯，演出必須繼續下去，對嗎。

You study yourself.

你研究你自己。

Uh Yeah, I guess I did say that.

呃 是的，我想我確實說過。

What's with all the flies by the way?

順便說一下，這些蒼蠅是怎麼回事？

Oh, they're basically family now.

哦，他們現在基本上是一家人了。

I'm Limburger cheese and I spent a lot of time outside the fridge.

我是林伯格奶酪，我在冰箱外花了很多時間。

They love punching stuff.

他們喜歡衝撞東西。

I've learned to love them in return.

我已經學會了愛他們作為回報。

Yeah, I noticed your smell even without nostrils.

是的，即使沒有鼻孔，我也注意到你的氣味。

So shall we get to it?

那麼我們可以開始了嗎？

I guess if we have to.

我想如果我們不得不這樣做的話。

Okay.

好的。

See if you can guess this flavor.

看看你是否能猜到這種味道。

So is the chapstick Limburger cheese flavored?

那麼，這支皸裂膏是林堡奶酪味的嗎？

Cause that's all I'm tasting.

因為這就是我所品嚐到的。

No, it was razzle berry, better looking around to.

不，那是瑞麗的漿果，最好是四處尋找。

Speaking of which, what do you taste?

說到這裡，你嚐到了什麼？

Still Limburger.

還是林堡人。

Really not a hint of anything else.

真的沒有一絲一毫的其他東西。

Well, there is a hint of something different.

嗯，有一絲不同的東西。

Oh, what do you know?

哦，你知道什麼？

It's a fly.

這是一隻蒼蠅。

Ha ha, jerry, you goof.

哈哈，傑裡，你這個笨蛋。

Get out of his mouth with a goose.

用一隻鵝離開他的嘴。

Sorry about that.

對此我很抱歉。

He's so amb unction.

他是那麼的有志氣。

Yeah, I think I'm done here.

是的，我想我在這裡已經完成了。

You win.

你贏了。

I win.

我贏了。

I can't believe it.

我無法相信這一點。

I want what's my price?

我想知道我的價格是多少？

Well, I don't care.

好吧，我不關心。

A million dollars.

一百萬美元。

A bath.

洗澡。

Take whatever you want.

你想拿什麼就拿什麼。

Please just go.

請走吧。

All right.

好的。

Thanks for watching fruit lovers.

感謝觀看水果愛好者。

See you next time.

下一次見。

Okay, cameraman, you can turn the camera off now.

好了，攝像師，你現在可以把攝影機關掉了。

No, I can't.

不，我不能。

Sure you can.

當然，你可以。

The show is over.

節目已經結束。

No, I mean I really can't I don't have any arms.

不，我是說我真的不能，我沒有任何手臂。

Wait, so you didn't turn off the camera at all correct?

等等，所以你根本就沒有關閉相機，對嗎？

So the audience saw everything I said earlier, correct.

所以觀眾看到了我之前說的一切，正確。

I'm really good at reading people's expressions right now.

我現在真的很會看人的表情。

He's in shock because he basically admitted he wanted to kiss passion in front of the whole world.

他很震驚，因為他基本上承認他想在整個世界面前親吻激情。

Now he's thinking to himself, how do I get out of this?

現在他在想，我怎麼才能脫身呢？

What do I do?

我應該怎麼做？

And now he's decided to tear down the set and attack the time for Lovers.

而現在他決定拆掉這套東西，向《情人》的時間發起進攻。

Yeah.

是的。

Mhm.

嗯。

Yeah.

是的。

Yeah.

是的。

Mhm.

嗯。

Oh mm.

哦，毫米。

Yeah.

是的。

Mhm.

嗯。

Mhm.

嗯。

Yeah.

是的。

Yeah.

是的。

Yeah.

是的。

Mhm.

嗯。

Oh yeah.

哦，是的。

Yeah.

是的。