B1 中級 美國腔 7097 分類 收藏
Hmm, who do we have here? (Subtitle by: Bryan Pai, BS Translations)
Yeah, I'll definitely get a much better view of her over here.
Of all the empty benches here, he chooses the only one in front of me.
Could he be anymore obvious?
Shoot. Of all the empty benches here, I chose the one in front of her.
Hope it wasn't too obvious. Well, I can't move now.
Well, at least he's cute.
Man, she's cute.
Well dressed, well groomed, nice shoes, looks tall.
So cute. Oh, I better sit in a cooler pose.
But not slick.
Oh, yeah. I look good now.
Damn, is she looking at me? Or if she's not going to look, I will.
Hmm, reading health magazine? Guess that means she's... healthy.
What's he reading? The New Yorker?
Who the hell reads that? I guess he's cultured, intelligent.
We could go running together.
Smart and hot. That's rare.
I wonder what she is doing here in the middle of the afternoon.
I guess Parsons is close by. Maybe she is a fashion student. Cool
That'll explain her floral pants.
It's the middle of the day. What's he doing at this park?
Oh, maybe he runs his own business.
Okay, now you have to say something. She smiled at you.
All right, that was definitely more than a glance.
He smiled. Come on. Say something.
There is no one else here. There's nothing to lose. No one will see you get rejected.
Oh my gosh, even in your imagination you get rejected. Loser.
Okay, how should I start?
I've never seen you here before. Nice day, huh?
Excuse me. Where did you get those awesome floral pants?
Hello, anything?
Oh my gosh, I've been reading this same paragraph for 10 minutes.
Oh, I got. This will be perfect. Dang it!
Okay, be sure to look cute while you talk.
I wonder who that is. Boyfriend? No. Maybe just a friend.
Laugh. It will show your fun.
Okay, too much, too much.
Stupid funny friend.
Finally, shoot. She probably thinks I'm alone.
I know! I'll pretend to text someone.
Ah, fine. If he's not gonna have the guts to say something first, I will.
It's a New Year, new you, girlfriend.
Why did I just call myself girlfriend? Okay, focus. Just say hi.
You know she could say something to me first.
Why does it always have to be the guy who makes the move?
Holy crap. This is scary. Guys have to do this all the time?
Okay, girlfriend, let's do this. Oh my gosh. Did he seriously just check her out right in front of me?
Did that girl just fart as she ran past me?
Eww, and he is like trying to take in her scent?
What the hell!? Creep.
Okay. That was rude.
I was trying to connect over teasing this smelly girl and she gives me attitude.
She is probably one of those girls who thinks every guy looking her way thinks she is hot stuff.
Typical guy. Just into any girl that moves.
Man, she is not even that special. Looks high maintenance.
I bet that was her boyfriend or sugar daddy calling earlier.
Probably buys everything for her, like those ugly floral pants.
And it's like 4 in the afternoon. What's he doing just at a park reading?
Probably doesn't have a job, comes here and creeps on girls.
It's 4 in the afternoon. Her boyfriend probably just lets her use his credit card,
Reading Health? Just into her image.
- Poser. - Spoiled.
So glad he didn't say anything. Would have been a huge waste of time.
I could totally do better.


【Wong Fu Productions】這就是我們從未認識的原因 (This is how we never met)

7097 分類 收藏
Bryan Pai 發佈於 2014 年 8 月 13 日    Bryan Pai 翻譯    Laura Hung 審核
  1. 1. 單字查詢


  2. 2. 單句重複播放


  3. 3. 使用快速鍵


  4. 4. 關閉語言字幕


  5. 5. 內嵌播放器


  6. 6. 展開播放器


  1. 英文聽力測驗


  1. 點擊展開筆記本讓你看的更舒服

  1. UrbanDictionary 俚語字典整合查詢。一般字典查詢不到你滿意的解譯,不妨使用「俚語字典」,或許會讓你有滿意的答案喔