字幕列表 影片播放 自動翻譯 列印所有字幕 列印翻譯字幕 列印英文字幕 We've got good news and bad news. The bad news is that Omni-Man - the unstoppable, 我們有好消息和壞消息。壞消息是，Omni-Man--不可阻擋的。 homicidal superhero from the comic and animated TV series Invincible - wants you dead. Whether 漫畫和電視卡通片《無敵》中的殺人超級英雄--想要你死。無論是 it's because you know his terrible secret or you annoyed him at the wrong time, 這是因為你知道他可怕的祕密，或者你在錯誤的時間惹惱了他。 when Omni-Man wants your blood on his spandex, there's almost nothing you can 當Omni-Man想讓你在他的氨綸上流血時，你幾乎沒有什麼可以做的了 do to stop him. Also, we lied about the good news - there's nothing good about 做來阻止他。另外，我們對好消息撒了謊--沒有什麼好的消息。 the most powerful man in the world wanting to twist your head off like a Barbie doll. 世界上最有權力的人想把你的頭像芭比娃娃一樣擰下來。 But hey, just because the odds are against you doesn't mean you should lay down and wait for 但是，嘿，僅僅因為賠率對你不利並不意味著你應該躺下等待 him to toss you into the sun. After all, a slim chance is still a chance! And today, 他把你扔到太陽下。畢竟，渺茫的機會仍然是機會!而今天。 we're here to discuss the few potential ways you might be able to combat this alien badass. 我們在此討論你可能能夠打擊這個外星壞蛋的幾種潛在方法。 This is...How to Beat Omni-Man from Invincible. Brace for spoilers. 這是......如何擊敗《無敵》中的奧米人。準備好接受破壞者。 The first rule of combat is always the same: Know your enemy. Not doing your research, 戰鬥的第一條規則總是相同的：瞭解你的敵人。不做研究。 or even worse, underestimating Omni-Man, is the fastest way to get your head popped like a zit. 或者更糟糕的是，低估全能俠，是讓你的頭像痘痘一樣爆開的最快方式。 Omni-Man, also known as Nolan Grayson, is a skilled military officer sent to Earth from 全能俠，又名諾蘭-格雷森，是一名熟練的軍官，被派往地球上的 the planet Viltrum, a whole world of brutal, Imperialist supermen. His stated mission was to Viltrum星球，一個由殘酷的帝國主義超人組成的完整世界。他的既定任務是 weaken Earth's defenses in preparation for a full Viltrumite takeover. He achieved this by becoming 削弱地球的防禦能力，為維爾特魯姆人的全面接管做準備。他通過成為 Earth's greatest superhero and building human dependence on him. From this alone, we know that 地球上最偉大的超級英雄和建立人類對他的依賴。僅從這一點來看，我們知道 Omni-Man is truly a force to be reckoned with. Not only does he come from a planet where everyone 全能俠確實是一股不可忽視的力量。 他不僅來自一個每個人都有的星球 can fly, has super strength, is incredibly durable, and lives for thousands of years, 能飛，有超強的力量，令人難以置信的持久性，並能活上幾千年。 he's also considered one of this planet's finest combatants by virtue of his military background. 由於他的軍事背景，他也被認為是這個星球上最好的戰鬥人員之一。 Viltrum is a planet that lives purely on the philosophy of “Might makes right.” They Viltrum是一個純粹以 "實力決定一切 "為生活理念的星球。他們 got into their current state with a process that's equal parts Thanos and Battle Royale: 陷入他們目前的狀態，其過程與薩諾斯和大逃殺相當。 A grand slaughter where the strong killed the weak, leaving only the most 一場大屠殺，強者殺死弱者，只留下最 tough and bloodthirsty Viltrumites behind, including Omni-Man's bloodline. 堅韌和嗜血的維爾特魯姆人的背後，包括奧米人的血統。 But in Omni-Man's two decades on Earth, he's racked up some pretty terrifying achievements, and 但在全能俠在地球上的20年裡，他取得了一些相當可怕的成就，而且 we're not gonna pretend that it'll make you feel any more confident about your chances against him. 我們不會假裝這能讓你對對抗他的機會更有信心。 As Earth's greatest protector, he's defeated thousands of supervillains - themselves 作為地球上最偉大的保護者，他擊敗了數以千計的超級惡棍--他們自己也是如此。 with a variety of special skills and superpowers. He's punched asteroids the size of Texas out of 擁有各種特殊技能和超能力。 他曾將德克薩斯州大小的小行星打出了地面。 Earth's orbit. He's single-handedly defeated giant monsters and mythical beasts like dragons 地球的軌道。他單槍匹馬打敗了巨大的怪獸和神話中的野獸，如龍 with brute strength and superior combat tactics. More recently, 以蠻力和優越的戰鬥戰術。最近。 he's used his power to slaughter the Guardians of the Globe - Earth's strongest superheroes, 他利用自己的力量屠殺了地球守護者--地球上最強的超級英雄們。 and Invincible's answer to the Justice League. And probably scariest of all, 和無敵的正義聯盟的答案。可能也是最可怕的。 he took on the Flaxans, an incredibly advanced race of interdimensional alien conquerors. 他與弗拉桑人交手，這是一個非常先進的跨維度外星征服者的種族。 With little effort and no damage to himself, 幾乎不費吹灰之力，對自己沒有任何損害。 Omni-Man effectively destroyed their entire planet, blowing up cities and space stations, 全能俠有效地摧毀了他們的整個星球，炸燬了城市和空間站。 and laying waste to armies that had mech suits, laser rifles, and technologically-advanced alien 並浪費了擁有機械戰衣、脈衝光步槍和技術先進的外星人的軍隊。 tanks. Omni-Man's attack was so brutal that it took generations for the Flaxans to recover 坦克。全能俠的攻擊是如此殘酷，以至於弗拉克斯人花了幾代人的時間才恢復過來。 and rebuild the damage that he did in the equivalent of a few Earth hours. 並重建他在相當於幾個地球小時內造成的損害。 He can fly faster than a jet plane, he can punch harder than a Bullet train, 他能比噴氣式飛機飛得更快，他的拳頭比子彈頭火車還硬。 and he can take a kicking that'd make the Incredible Hulk beg for mercy. 而且他可以承受讓不可思議的綠巨人都會求饒的踢腿。 And now it's all up to you to stop him in his tracks. 而現在就看你如何阻止他的行動了。 Now that we know who we're dealing with here, let's talk tactics. If 現在我們知道我們在這裡面對的是誰，讓我們來談談戰術。如果 you're feeling particularly cocky, maybe you think you can take him on, man to man, 你覺得自己特別狂妄，也許你認為你可以和他對抗，男人對男人。 and let your fists do the talking. You remember some of those karate classes from High School, 並讓你的拳頭來說話。你還記得高中時的一些空手道課程。 right? But we really wouldn't advise that. When it comes to hand-to-hand combat, 對嗎？但我們真的不建議這樣做。 當涉及到手對手的戰鬥時。 Omni-Man has not only the strength, but the skills and brutality to take down almost any opponent. 全能俠不僅有力量，而且有技能和殘暴性，幾乎可以拿下任何對手。 While he left the fight severely injured, he was able to go toe to toe with the Guardians of the 雖然他在戰鬥中受了重傷，但他仍能與 "守護者 "們針鋒相對。 Globe - a group of highly trained, superpowered combatants - and eventually kill them all. Globe--一群訓練有素、擁有超能力的戰鬥人員--並最終將他們全部殺死。 In a rematch with the Immortal, the super-strong leader of the Guardians, 在與不朽者的複賽中，守護者的超級強者領袖。 he fared just as well. The Immortal managed to get a few licks in, 他的表現也很好。不死鳥成功地舔了幾口。 to his credit, but the fight ended with Omni-Man literally ripping him in half. 他的功勞，但戰鬥結束時，全能俠真的把他撕成了兩半。 And unless you're stronger than the Immortal - a man powerful enough to throw another human being 而且除非你比不朽者更強大--一個強大到足以拋出另一個人的男人 into space - we really don't recommend you try to duke it out with Omni-Man. 進入太空--我們真的不建議你嘗試與Omni-Man進行決鬥。 But let's give you the benefit of the doubt. Maybe you've really been working on your bench presses 但讓我們給你一個疑問的好處。也許你真的一直在鍛鍊你的臥推。 lately, or you've been bitten by a radioactive animal, and suddenly you have super strength. 最近，或者你被放射性動物咬了，突然間你有了超強的力量。 Perhaps all you need is the right melee weapon to bring Earth's former greatest 也許你所需要的只是合適的近戰武器，以使地球上曾經最偉大的 defender to his knees. After all, in his fight with the Guardians of the Globe, several nasty 捍衛者下跪。畢竟，在他與全球守護者的鬥爭中，幾個討厭的 whacks from War Woman's mace clearly threw him off his rhythm. Maybe you could do the same? 戰地女郎的長矛的重擊顯然使他失去了節奏。也許你也可以這樣做？ The problem with taking Omni-Man on with any kind of melee weapon, 用任何一種近戰武器對付Omni-Man的問題。 even if you have super-strength yourself, is that his experience and combat training 即使你自己有超強的實力，也是他的經驗和戰鬥訓練 puts him at a clear advantage. When a melee weapon is brought into focus, unless you're 使他處於明顯的優勢。當一個近戰武器被帶入焦點時，除非你是 a combat virtuoso on Omni-Man's level - and if we're being honest with ourselves, no, you 一個與Omni-Man水準相當的戰鬥專家--如果我們對自己誠實的話，不，你 aren't - he's probably going to take that weapon out of your hands and crush your head with it. 不是--他可能會從你手中奪走那件武器，用它壓碎你的頭。 While he may have been born a Viltrumite, for the last two decades, Omni-Man has been an American. 雖然他可能生來就是維爾特魯姆人，但在過去的二十年裡，奧米人一直是美國人。 And what's more American than locking and loading your favorite firearm, 還有什麼比鎖定和裝載你最喜歡的槍支更美國的呢。 and jumping into the frey? Maybe the solution to the Omni-Man threat is 並跳入Frey河？也許解決全能俠威脅的辦法是 to get yourself a reliable assault rifle with the best stopping power you can find, 為自己買一支可靠的突擊步槍，並具有你能找到的最佳阻擊能力。 along with a handful of armor-piercing rounds, and go to town on the rogue superhero? 伴隨著一把穿甲彈，去鎮上的流氓超級英雄？ While it definitely feels cool in theory, it's much more likely to get you killed. 雖然在理論上感覺很酷，但它更有可能讓你喪命。 Cecil Stedman, the head of the Global Defense Agency - the Pentagon offshoot that works with 全球防務機構的負責人塞西爾-斯泰德曼（Cecil Stedman）--五角大樓的分支機構，與美國政府合作。 superheroes against global threats - found this out the hard way. He sent some of his 應對全球威脅的超級英雄們--發現這一點很不容易。他把他的一些 best operatives, including Donald, his right hand man, in to secretly spy on Omni-Man. Naturally, 最好的特工，包括他的得力助手唐納德，都在祕密監視全能俠。當然。 given some of these operatives have special cloaking suits that render them almost invisible, 鑑於這些特工中的一些人有特殊的隱身服，使他們幾乎看不見。 it's safe to assume they're probably packing state of the art firepower, 可以認為，他們可能擁有最先進的火力。 too. But the real question is: Did it save them? 也是。但真正的問題是。它拯救了他們嗎？ Sadly, the answer here is “Hell no.” 可悲的是，這裡的答案是 "當然不是"。 Thanks to his diamond-hard Viltrumite skin, the bullets simply ricochet off of Omni-Man 由於他的鑽石般堅硬的Viltrumite皮膚，子彈只是從Omni-Man身上彈開。 without leaving a scratch. The most powerful conventional firearm we see 而不留下任何傷痕。我們看到的最強大的常規火器 used on Omni-Man - an assault rifle that Donald literally shoots him in the head 用在Omni-Man身上--一把突擊步槍，唐納德真的射中了他的頭。 with - does little more than annoy him. If you come at Omni-Man with a gun, all you're really 帶來的好處--除了惹惱他之外，沒有什麼好處。如果你拿著槍來對付全能俠，你所做的就是 doing is telling him exactly where you are, so he can fly over and tear you a new one. 這樣做是告訴他你的確切位置，這樣他就可以飛過去給你一個新的。 It's safe to say, if we've learned anything so far, it's that you cannot hope to take 可以說，如果我們到目前為止學到了什麼，那就是你不能希望把 this dude one-on-one and survive. You can't hope to beat him in a battle of strength, 這傢伙一對一的情況下還能活下來。你不可能希望在力量的較量中擊敗他。 so your only option is to outfox him. What about laying a trap? Could you use a powerful explosive, 所以，你唯一的選擇就是要戰勝他。設下一個陷阱怎麼樣？你能不能用一個強大的炸藥。 hidden in a place he'd never expect, to blow him to kingdom come? Sadly, this has already been 藏在一個他意想不到的地方，把他吹到天堂？可悲的是，這已經是 tried and failed. During the fight that we just mentioned, with Donald and the GDA operatives, 嘗試過，但失敗了。在我們剛才提到的與唐納德和GDA特工的戰鬥中。 Donald decided to activate a secret explosive when he realized he was already done for. 當唐納德意識到自己已經完蛋時，他決定啟動一個祕密炸藥。 Before Omni-Man could completely squeeze his spine into powder, 在全能俠完全把他的脊柱擠成粉末之前。 Donald blew up the entire house they were standing in, completely disintegrating himself...and 唐納德炸燬了他們所站的整座房子，徹底瓦解了自己......而且 leaving Omni-Man without a scratch on him. Put down the TNT, and get back to the drawing board. 讓Omni-Man身上沒有任何傷痕。放下TNT，回到繪圖板。 Maybe it's time to pull out the really big guns. As in, guns like the M61 Vulcan, 也許是時候拿出真正的大炮了。就像M61火神炮那樣的槍。 the gatling gun attached to the F-22 Raptor fighter jets used by the US military. 美國軍方使用的F-22 "猛禽 "戰鬥機上安裝的加特林槍。 This bad boy can fire off a staggering 6,000 20 mm rounds in a minute, while leading your 這個壞小子可以在一分鐘內發射出驚人的6000發20毫米子彈，同時引導你的 assault on Omni-Man from the skies. It's a romantic idea, but Omni-Man has been able to 從天空中攻擊全能俠。這是一個浪漫的想法，但Omni-Man已經能夠 effortlessly knock fighter jets out of the sky, while taking no damage from their heavy weaponry. 不費吹灰之力就能把戰鬥機從空中打下來，同時不受重武器的傷害。 You might as well throw some paper planes at the guy, and hope one of them pokes him in the eye. 你還不如向這傢伙扔一些紙飛機，希望其中一個能戳中他的眼睛。 Sadly, even awesome laser weaponry is pretty much useless against Omni-Man. 可悲的是，即使是令人敬畏的脈衝光武器，對全能俠也幾乎毫無用處。 Laser rifles, whether they're being wielded by the Flaxans or Cecil, have no effect on him. 脈衝光步槍，無論由弗拉桑人還是塞西爾揮舞，都對他沒有影響。 Even a $400 billion orbital laser cannon known as “The Hammer” only gave him a nosebleed, before 即使是被稱為 "錘子 "的4000億美元的軌道激光炮也只讓他流了鼻血，之前 he flew up into space and punched it to death. Whether bullets or energy beams, guns are a no-go. 他飛上太空，一拳把它打死了。 無論是子彈還是能量束，槍支都是不能用的。 At this point, you're probably feeling pretty desperate. You can practically 在這一點上，你可能感到非常絕望。你幾乎可以 feel Omni-Man hurtling towards you, faster than the speed of sound, ready to wreck not just you, 感覺到全能俠向你急速飛來，速度比音速還快，不僅準備破壞你。 but your entire neighborhood, just for good measure. Now's the time to get weird, to get 但你的整個社區，只是為了好的措施。現在是變得怪異的時候了，變得 crazy. To pull out the real moon shots in order to save your skin. Like...zombie cyborgs. 瘋了。為了保住自己的臉面，要掏出真正的月球鏡頭。就像......殭屍電子人。 Some of the few combatants shown to be capable of slowing Omni-Man down are the Reanimen, 為數不多的能夠減緩奧姆尼-曼速度的戰鬥人員中，有一些是Reanimen。 cybernetically enhanced zombies made by mad scientist DA Sinclair. If you have some 由瘋狂科學家DA Sinclair製造的細胞強化殭屍。如果你有一些 advanced anatomical and engineering knowledge knocking around, maybe you can go dig up some 如果你有先進的解剖學和工程學知識，也許你可以去挖掘一些 bodies and make a few robot zombie bodyguards. The problem is, even if you do know how to do that, 屍體，並製作一些機器人殭屍保鏢。問題是，即使你知道如何做到這一點。 it'll likely only succeed in slowing him down, not actually defeating him. After a few minutes 它很可能只成功地減緩他的速度，而不是真正打敗他。幾分鐘後 of rumbling, Omni-Man was able to literally rip these crimes against nature limb from limb. 在隆隆聲中，Omni-Man能夠將這些危害自然的罪行從肢體上撕下來。 One of the other entities that came close to beating him was a giant, 其他接近擊敗他的實體之一是一個巨人。 roided-up Kaiju nicknamed “Hail Mary” by the GDA, but we're just gonna go out on a limb and assume 被GDA命名為 "萬福瑪利亞 "的腐爛的凱諸，但我們只是要走出去，假設 you probably don't have one of those laying around in your garage. And even if you do, 你可能沒有一個這樣的東西在你的車庫裡躺著。即使你有。 actually getting it to specifically attack Omni-Man, and not just destroy everything 實際上是讓它專門攻擊Omni-Man，而不只是破壞一切。 else - yourself included - makes it a pretty impractical combat option. 否則--包括你自己--就會使它成為一個相當不實際的戰鬥選項。 The fight against Omni-Man may seem hopeless. He's strong, he's fast, he can fly, and with everyone 與全能俠的鬥爭可能看起來毫無希望。他很強壯，速度快，會飛，而且每個人都有自己的想法。 but his own son, he shows no mercy. It seems that everything that gets thrown at him bounces off, 但他自己的兒子，他卻毫不留情。似乎所有被扔到他身上的東西都被彈開了。 and no human being can stand a chance against his might. But thankfully, we have a trump card here. 而且沒有人能夠對抗他的力量。但值得慶幸的是，我們在這裡有一張王牌。 Someone once said, “If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself.” We 有人曾經說過，"如果你想把事情做好，你就必須自己去做"。我們 respectfully disagree. If you want something done right, sometimes you need to hire a professional. 恕我不同意。如果你想把事情做對，有時你需要聘請專業人士。 There's one combatant in the Invincible universe that we've seen so far who shows strength, 在無敵宇宙中，到目前為止我們看到的一個戰鬥人員顯示了實力。 combat prowess, and sheer brutality on par with Omni-Man. And interestingly, 戰鬥力和純粹的野蠻性與全能俠相提並論。而且有趣的是。 he's one of the few truly powerful figures in the show that Omni-Man has straight-up 他是劇中為數不多的真正有實力的人物之一，Omni-Man已經直接 refused to fight, despite him putting his own son and the new Guardians in mortal danger. 拒絕戰鬥，儘管他把自己的兒子和新的守護者置於致命的危險之中。 That's right - we're talking about Battle Beast. 這是正確的--我們正在談論戰鬥獸。 While his name hasn't yet been spoken aloud in the animated series, you may remember this 雖然他的名字還沒有在動畫系列中被大聲說出來，但你可能記得這個 lion-headed warrior from when he nearly beat Mark - a half-viltrumite himself - to death in a truly 獅子頭戰士在一次真正的比賽中，差點把馬克--一個半紫羅蘭人--打到死。 one-sided fight. Battle Beast's sole motivation in life seems to be finding and then utterly 一面倒的戰鬥。戰獸的唯一生活動機似乎是尋找，然後徹底地 mauling any worthy opponents. He wants a challenge, and even more importantly, 蹂躪任何有價值的對手。他想要一個挑戰，更重要的是。 his alliance with auto-tuned mob boss Machine Head shows that he's 他與自動調音的黑幫老大Machine Head的聯盟表明他的 more than open to paid mercenary work if he thinks it'll give him a worthy opponent. 如果他認為這能給他帶來一個有價值的對手，他更願意接受有償的僱傭兵工作。 Our professional suggestion for beating Omni-Man is to save all the money you'd spend on bullets, 我們對擊敗全能俠的專業建議是，把你買子彈的錢都省下來。 bombs, cyborgs, and space lasers, and instead just pay Battle Beast to kick the stuffing out of him. 炸彈、機械人和太空脈衝光，而只是付錢給戰鬥獸，讓他把東西踢出來。 From later in the comic series, we know that Battle Beast - even when gravely injured - can 從後來的漫畫系列中，我們知道，戰鬥獸--即使受了重傷--也可以 hold his own for days against even stronger Viltrumites than Omni-Man. If you have the 在面對比奧姆尼-曼更強大的維爾特魯姆人時，他能堅持好幾天。如果你有 money and can convince Battle Beast that squaring up to Omni-Man will give him an interesting fight, 錢，並能說服戰鬥獸，與全能俠對峙將給他帶來一場有趣的戰鬥。 then you may have just found one of the only ways to defeat Omni-Man. 那麼你可能剛剛找到打敗全能俠的唯一方法之一。 Of course, Battle Beast might try to kill you afterwards, 當然，戰獸可能會在事後試圖殺死你。 but hey, that's a problem for another video. 但是，嘿，這是另一個視頻的問題。 Now go check out the rest of the “You Vs” playlist for more battles 現在去看看 "你VS "播放列表的其餘部分，以瞭解更多戰鬥。 against the fictional universe's biggest badasses! 對抗虛構的宇宙中最大的壞蛋們!