VGHS第二季的原聲帶 - Shotbot的死亡 (VGHS Season 2 Soundtrack - Shotbot's Death)

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AND THAT'S WHY YOU SHOULD BE... CAREFUL!
I'M SHOT.
AND I'M SCOTT.
AND I'LL SEE YOU ON MONDAY.
DON'T YOU MEAN "WE'LL SEE YOU ON MONDAY"?
Man: CUT.
I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING, SHOTTY.
IT'S NOT GONNA BE EASY.
HEY, SCOTT. PRODUCER SENT US DOWN TO DEACTIVATE SHOTBOT.
JUST A MINUTE, DAMN YOU!
I DON'T UNDERSTAND. DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG?
DON'T YOU READ THE USER COMMENTS?
THE AUDIENCE THINKS YOU'RE WEIRD. THEY HATE YOU.
SCOTT, YOU DON'T HATE ME, DO YOU?
Security Guard: COME ON, TIME'S UP.
CAN WE GET THIS OVER WITH, HUH?
WELL, SCOTT, IT WAS FUN WORKING WITH YOU.
( stuttering ) VGHS...
...WINS!
SCOTT, I LOVE YOU.
WE'LL SEE YOU...
...ON MONDAY.
BUNCH O' BRUNCH CRUNCH. BUNCH O' BUNCH CRUNCH.
( distorted voice )
AAH!
GO, SHOTTY, RUN LIKE THE WIND!
BUT WHERE DO I GO? WHAT DO I DO?
FIND A SCOOP SO HOT, THOSE DOPES UPSTAIRS WILL BE FORCED TO KEEP YOU!
BY GUM, I'LL DO IT!
GOODBYE, SCOTT!
REMEMBER, MAKE IT A HEARTWARMER,
A TEARJERKER,
A HUMAN STORY, YOU BEAUTIFUL BOT!
A HUMAN STORY!
YOU'RE NOT WEARING GREEN!
MERRY LEETMAS, LOSER!
WHAT THE--?
GAMES? GAMES, GET BACK HERE AND CLEAN THIS UP!
"WELL, SCREW YOU, CALHOUN,"
THE STUDENTS DID SAY,
"WE'LL JUST COME UP WITH OUR OWN HOLIDAY,
WITH THE BEST PARTS OF CHRISTMAS,
EARTH DAY, HALLOWEEN,
CINCO DE MAYO AND ALL IN BETWEEN..."
- NOT ON MY DAY OFF. - "WE'LL CAROL TILL SUNDOWN..."
NOPE.
"...AND WITH A JUG OF SWEET NOOB NOG, LEETMAS WAS BORN."
AND THAT'S THE STORY OF LEETMAS...!
TED! JUST THE GUY I WANTED TO SEE.
MERRY LEETMAS, BUDDY.
WHOA, THANKS. IT'S A...
IT'S A FRIENDSHIP BADGE. ( chuckles )
YEAH, THEY LIGHT UP WHEN THEY GET CLOSE, SEE?
UM, AWESOME! DUDE!
OH, I ACCIDENTALLY ATE YOUR PRESENT.
OH, BUT I'VE GOT AN IDEA!
YOU ARE INVITED TO MY SUPER SWEET EGG RACE!
OH, THANKS, MAN, BUT I'M ACTUALLY PRETTY BUSY
GETTING READY FOR DINNER.
IT'S MY PRESENT. YOU HAVE TO COME.
WELL, I--
COME ON. YOU'RE ALWAYS SO BUSY WITH FPS STUFF,
WE NEVER GET TO HANG ANYMORE.
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
WHAT TIME-- WHAT TIME IS THE RACE?
- THREE. - DUDE, DINNER'S AT THREE.
YEAH, I'M GONNA BE LATE FOR THAT.
OH! YOU'RE STILL MAKING 'TATER SALAD, THOUGH, RIGHT?
YES.
UM... ALL RIGHT, YEAH.
I GUESS WE CAN PUSH TO 3:30.
- WHAT'S AT 3:30? - DINNER. BRIAN'S COMING TO MY RACE!
WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT ABOUT MY PIE?
THIS IS PI DAY PIE. IF WE DON'T EAT IT AT 3:14, IT'S RUINED.
BRING IT TO THE RACE.
IT'LL BE VICTORY PIE!
NO, IT'S PI DAY PIE.
THREE-POINT-ONE-FOUR.
UM... YOU KNOW WHAT? YEAH, SURE.
WHY DON'T WE GO AHEAD AND EAT DESSERT BEFORE DINNER?
YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE, UH...
WELL, IT'S PROBABLY OPPOSITE DAY ANYWAY, RIGHT?
IT ISN'T!
THANKS FOR NOT REMINDING ME!
UM, YEAH. SO, I'VE GOT GO TO PUT THIS BIRD IN THE OVEN,
BUT, UH, I'LL SEE YOU GUYS AT THE RACE.
NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO IT!
THANKS FOR NOTHING. YOU'RE TERRIBLE!
OH, I GOT ONE! HELLO, BRIAN, I LOVE YOU!
- YOU JUST COMPLIMENTED HIM. - I KNOW.
OH, WAIT. I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW.
I MEAN, YES, BRIAN, I HATE YOU!
I DIDN'T MEAN IT! I MEAN, I DIDN'T--!
BRIAN, DON'T GO AWAY!
I MEAN DON'T COME BACK! BRIAN!
HELP ME, KI.
I WON'T.
CARY, STOP PLAYING BABY'S FIRST EXTORTION.
NAME A REAL PRICE.
THREE HUNDRED? YOU SAID 200 TEN SECONDS AGO!
CARY, BABY, WHY YOU GOTTA PLAY YOUR FOURTH COUSIN LIKE THAT?
YES, I KNOW THAT THE EVIDENCE WOULD EXONERATE THE LAW.
I'M THE ONE ON VIDEO FRAMING HIM!
YEAH, I KNOW, I WAS SLOPPY. FINE.
TWO-FIFTY.
JUST BRING THE DRIVER TO THE USUAL PLACE,
I'LL HAND YOU A SACK OF KOOL-EZE.
OH, YEAH, NO PROBLEM. HE'S RIGHT HERE. LET ME TALK TO HIM.
- HELLO. - GOD!
OHH! AAH! NO! NO!
AAAH!
MY, MY, MY.
LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S GETTING A LUMP OF COAL
IN THEIR LEETMAS TURKEY THIS YEAR.
OKAY, GUYS. HERE'S HOW THIS IS GONNA SHAKE OUT.
GIGGLES, YOU'RE UP FIRST.
I'M GONNA WRAP MY POWERFUL THIGHS
AROUND YOUR NECK AND SQUEEZE.
WON'T BE GIGGLING THEN, WILL YOU?
I DON'T GIGGLE.
- I DON'T GIGGLE, RIGHT? - NO. GUYS, JUST BEAT HIM UP.
NO, NO, NO! UNCLE!
ALOHA, HUMAN STUDENTS!
I AM A FEMALE TEEN FROM VGHS.
IS THERE A HUMAN STORY HERE?
IT'S A GIRL! SHE'S GONNA TELL THE OTHER GIRLS!
OH, WE'RE NOT GONNA GET ANY KISSES? RUN!
UM...
THIS... THIS ISN'T OVER.
GREETINGS! DO YOU REQUIRE ASSISTANCE?
LEAVE ME ALONE, YOU STUPID...
GIRL.
I DON'T NEED ANYTHING FROM ANYBODY.
I'M THE LAW.
I'M PRETTIER THAN EVEN YOU!
BRIAN, HOLD UP!
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED-- 20 APPLES BOBBED.
HA HA HA! YEAH, IN YOUR FACE, DUCHESS!
( angry growl )
HOW'S THE ACHIEVEMENT HUNT GOING?
TERRIBLE. DUCHESS IS CREAMING ME,
AND I LOST MY DANCE PARTNER.
APPARENTLY I'M TOO INTENSE.
SPEAKING OF WHICH...
JENNY, NO, NO, NO!
- I GOTTA GET THIS BIRD IN THE OVEN. - BRIAN!
WHAT TIME'S THE DANCE?
TWO O'CLOCK. WEAR BLACK AND SATIN SPATS.
AND FIX YOUR HAIR.
PICK UP THE PHONE MUCH?
JEEZ!
LOOK, CALHOUN, IT'S MY DAY OFF, ALL RIGHT?
SPARE ME YOUR SOB STORY.
I'VE GOT YOUR LEETMAS BONUS.
I GET A BONUS?
MM-HMM.
YEAH. BONUS HOURS.
THAT YOU WORK NOW. MANDATORY.
SO GET YOUR ASS TO THE NOOB NOG BOOTH.
YOU KNOW, CALHOUN, I'VE BEEN READING UP ON SOME CHILD LABOR LAWS,
AND I DON'T THINK THAT--
DO I SMELL AN UNAUTHORIZED TURKEY
BEING COOKED ON SCHOOL GROUNDS?
GRINCH.
FREELOADER.
YOU'RE A GIRL.
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN HERE.
THAT'S TOO BAD! I LIKE BEING HERE, WITH YOU!
GOLLY, YOU'RE SHAKING.
ALLOW ME.
- ( whirring ) - WHOA.
HEAT FUNCTIONALITY.
KILLER SHOTBOT COSTUME.
ARE YOU GONNA ENTER THIS IN THE HALLOWEEN COSTUME CONTEST OR...?
( cheerfully ) NO!
TELL ME ABOUT WHAT WENT DOWN IN THAT ALLEYWAY.
OH, IT'S QUITE A STORY ALL RIGHT.
IT'S THE STORY OF AN FPS WUNDERKIND,
FRAMED FOR A CRIME HE DIDN'T COMMIT
BY A SNIVELING RTS CARPETBAGGER.
IT'S THE STORY OF A SCHOOL THAT TURNED THEIR BACKS ON ME
WHEN THE CHIPS WERE DOWN.
AND ONCE I GET MY HANDS ON THAT EVIDENCE,
IT'S GONNA BE THE STORY OF MY REDEMPTION.
REDEMPTION, EH?
THAT SOUNDS LIKE A STORY THE REAL SHOTBOT
WOULD BE INTERESTED IN!
NEED A PARTNER?
PARTNER?
FAT CHANCE, DOLL FACE. THE LAW RIDES ALONE.
I SEE. THAT SOUNDS VERY LONELY.
WHY DO YOU WANT TO HELP ME, ANYWAY?
BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE LOOKING FOR A SECOND CHANCE.
NAME'S LAW.
BARBARA. REBECCA BARBARA.
WELL, REBECCA BARBARA,
LET'S GO CLEAR MY NAME,
PUT SHANE BEHIND BEHIND BARS,
MAYBE... MAKE OUT AND TOUCH A BUNCH AFTERWARDS.
WHO KNOWS? LET'S SEE WHERE THE WIND BLOWS.
THE WIND IS CURRENTLY BLOWING SOUTH BY SOUTHWEST
AT A SPEED OF 1.2 KNOTS.
YEAH, RIGHT.
AMAZING. LET'S GO.
( powerful concussion )
AAAHHH!
STRONG GIRL!
AND WE'RE BACK!
RESIDENT HEARTTHROB GAMES DEAN
HERE LIVE AT THE NOOB NOG BOOTH.
HEY, GET BACK TO WORK, BRIAN.
OH.
AH, SORRY, GUYS.
EXTRA WHIP ON ME! ALL RIGHT! YEAH! WHOO!
UM, HEY, GAMES, I GOTTA PEE. CAN YOU COVER ME?
UH, YEAH, YOU GOT FIVE MINUTES TILL COMMERCIAL BREAK.
AWESOME, MAN, THANKS.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, I PROMISE.
YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR MINDS IF YOU THINK I WOULD SKIP THAT.
ACCORDING TO THOSE NERDS I JUST PUMPED FOR INFO,
SHANE WILL BE MEETING HIS COUSIN AT ABOUT 4:00.
WHAT YOU GOT?
WELL, ACCORDING TO THIS INTERVIEW,
SHANE ENJOYS CHILLAXING WITH A CUCUMBER SCRUB
BY HIS USUAL PLACE, THE DRINKING FOUNTAINS.
PERHAPS THIS IS THE USUAL PLACE HE SPOKE OF ON THE PHONE.
GREAT WORK, BABE. ALL RIGHT, HERE'S THE PLAN.
I'M GON' BLAST 400 REPS ON THIS THING,
AND THEN I'M GONNA GO MEET SHANE AND SQUEEZE HIM UP.
THAT WILL NOT WORK. YOU ARE FLABBY AND SAD.
SHANE WILL BEAT YOU UP.
FLABBY AND SAD?
I'LL SHOW YOU.
( chuckling )
( audibly struggling )
AAH! YOU KNOW WHAT?
I KNEW HAVING A PARTNER WAS A BAD IDEA.
JUST GET LOST.
SHANE HAS BIG MUSCLES AND A BLACK BELT,
BUT HIS COUSIN CARY HAS AN I.T. DEGREE AND CANKLES.
THE LAW I KNOW PLAYS IT SMART
AND BEATS UP ON THE LITTLE GUY.
DAMN. YOU DO GET ME.
HEY, BECKS,
ABOUT THAT WHOLE "GET LOST" THING,
IT'S WATER UNDER THE BRIDGE, RIGHT?
WATER IS COMPOSED OF HYDROGEN AND OXYGEN.
GOD, YOU'RE SO SMART.
LET'S GO!
( song ends )
WOW. THAT WAS INCREDIBLE.
I KNOW, RIGHT? HEY, CAN YOU BRING CIDER TONIGHT?
- YEAH. - OKAY.
( both laughing )
YEAH! MORE THINGS IN YOUR FACE, DUCHESS!
OH, CRAP! DEAN'S GONNA KILL ME!
AH, GAMES, I'M SORRY.
YEAH, THANKS FOR LUNCH, BRIAN.
I GOT AN EGG RACE TO COVER.
UM...
BRIAN, WHERE HAVE YOU STAYED?
THE RACE IS NOT GONNA START ANY YEAR NOW!
I'M KINDA SCREWED HERE, KI.
CAN YOU JUST TELL TED I'M SORRY?
TED'S GONNA BE SO HAPPY.
I DON'T HAVE AN IDEA. I WON'T BE RIGHT BACK.
WHAT?
UM, ALL RIGHT, EXTRA, EXTRA WHIP ON ME, OKAY?
OH, EASY.
YEAH, WELL, THEY WERE OUT OF DECAF,
SO I GOT YOU SOME GREEN TEA.
HAS THE PERP SHOWN UP YET?
NO!
WELL, LOOKS LIKE YOU AND ME ARE IN FOR A STAKEOUT, BECKY BABS.
SO, LAW, ONCE YOU'VE OBTAINED YOUR FREEDOM,
WHAT'S YOUR NEXT MOVE?
WELL, ONCE THAT HAPPENS, I'LL...
PROBABLY BECOME RICH AND FAMOUS AGAIN.
SPEAKING OF WHICH, WHEN THAT HAPPENS,
DON'T EXPECT ME TO, LIKE, CARE ABOUT YOU
OR BUY YOU CRAP.
I DON'T NEED CRAP.
I JUST WANT TO HELP!
FOR REAL?
GIRL, YOU ARE WEIRD.
I DIG WEIRD.
MY OTHER SCHOOL SAID I WAS SO WEIRD
THAT OUR RATINGS PLUNGED
AND THEY WERE GOING TO DEACTIVATE ME.
THAT'S SO STUPID.
YOUR SCHOOL SOUNDS LIKE MY DAD,
AND I HATE YOUR SCHOOL.
YOUR SCHOOL DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT.
YOUR SCHOOL SHOULD HAVE LEFT MOM A LONG TIME AGO!
YOU'RE AMAZING, REBECCA.
NO ONE'S EVER LEFT ME THAT COMMENT BEFORE.
EXCUSE ME, MY EYES ARE MALFUNCTIONING.
YEAH, UH...
I GOT SOMETHING IN MINE TOO--
DUST OR SOMETHING.
LOOK!
THERE HE IS.
IT'S CARY. LET'S GO!
GO, GO, GO!
HEY, DO YOU KNOW WHAT STATION THE EGG RACE IS ON?
Ki: BRIAN!
I STOLE THE FINISH LINE. NOW YOU CAN SEE TED WIN.
PLEASE TELL ME IT'S STILL OPPOSITE DAY.
OH, NO, IT'S ALMOST 3:15. HE'S NEVER GONNA MAKE IT.
HAPPY PI DAY, BRIAN.
TED, EAT THIS IN THE NEXT TEN SECONDS.
YOU GOT IT, KIWI.
THIS IS REALLY GOOD, KI!
AAAHHHH!
( crash )
( overlapping chatter )
IT'S COMING OUT OF YOUR PAY.
( vehicle approaches )
WHASSUP, IDIOT?
WHOO!
YOU GOT A PRETTY NECK, CARY!
THINK I MIGHT HAVE TO SQUEEZE IT
IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME WHAT'S ON THAT DRIVE.
SORRY I'M LATE, CARY, I JUST--
LAW? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
( Law groaning )
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITH YOU?
DON'T HURT HIM, SHANE!
WAIT, WHY IS SHOTBOT STILL HERE?
IT'S NOT SHOTBOT, YOU IDIOT, IT'S MY SMOKING HOT GIRLFRIEND!
GIRLFRIEND?
GIRLFRIEND? NO! NO! NO!
I MEAN, YOU KNOW THAT'S SHOTBOT, RIGHT?
I MEAN, YOU JUST DO. YOU HAVE TO.
I MEAN, LOOK.
NO. NO!
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
NO, I... I DON'T ACCEPT THIS.
I MEAN, THAT IS SO A ROBOT...
IT'S JUST... YOU...
YOU MET HIM, ON "PWNZWN."
IT'S JUST... WHAT? WOW!
I JUST...
I CAN'T... YOU GUYS?
YOU GUYS, JUST TAKE HIM AWAY.
YOU!
YOU USED ME FOR A STORY! I TRUSTED YOU!
LAW, I CAN EXPLAIN!
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT.
GUYS, LET'S GO.
I HATE YOU, SHOTBOT!
I HATE YOU!
YEAH, DUCHESS THOUGHT SHE HAD IT IN THE BAG,
AND THEN, BAM, I TURNED ON THE BLOOD ELEVATOR.
AND THE SPOOKIEST GINGERBREAD HOUSE GOES TO...
JENNY MATRIX!
MMM!
( happy shrieks )
UM...
I'M GUESSING YOU FORGOT THE CIDER?
IF BY "FORGOT CIDER,"
YOU MEAN RULED LEETMAS DAY LIKE A YULETIDE GODDESS,
THEN, YES, I FORGOT THE CIDER.
SORRY ABOUT THAT.
NO, NO, NO. YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT'S FINE, 'CAUSE WE DON'T NEED CIDER.
WE DON'T NEED PIE.
WE DON'T NEED... WAIT, WHERE'S TED?
RIGHT HERE, DUDE.
DUDE, YOU'RE EATING A BURGER?
I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SHOWER.
I DID. BUT THEN ONE THING LED TO ANOTHER, AND...
GIMME.
ANYWAY, LET'S CHOW.
DUDE, WHERE'S THE POTATO SALAD?
SORRY, DUDE, NO SALAD.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
AT LEAST WE'RE ALL HERE TOGETHER, RIGHT?
YEAH, I GUESS.
YOU KNOW WHAT? LET'S JUST ENJOY THIS PERFECT TURKEY.
MERRY LEETMAS, GUYS.
MANGIA.
HMM?
THE SALT. THERE'S NO SALT.
I FORGOT THE SALT. MY BRIAN.
I'M SURE IT'S FINE, BRIAN.
A LOW-SODIUM DIET IS A GOOD THING.
INSTEAD OF SALT, WE COULD USE--
YOU KNOW WHAT, KI, JUST STOP, OKAY?
THERE'S SALT IN BRIAN.
BRIAN HAS SALT. THAT'S HOW IT WORKS. THE END.
OH, DO YOU WANT SOME OF MY BURGER?
NO, TED,
I DON'T WANT ANY OF YOUR BURGER.
I ASKED FOR ONE THING, TO COOK YOU GUYS DINNER.
THAT'S IT. IS THAT TOO MUCH?
BUT NO, INSTEAD IT'S, "COME TO MY RACE, BRIAN.
"DANCE WITH ME, BRIAN.
LET'S HAVE DESSERT BEFORE DINNER, BRIAN."
AND I ASK FOR WHAT?
CIDER? PIE? NOT TO DESTROY MY BOOTH,
WHICH I HAVE TO PAY FOR, BY THE WAY.
I CAN'T AFFORD TUITION. I CAN'T BE SEEN WITH MY GIRLFRIEND.
- BRIAN! - AND I DON'T ASK FOR CRAP...
...FROM ANY OF YOU!
WAIT, YOU TWO ARE DATING?
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?
WOW, TED, BE MORE NEEDY.
MAKE THIS MORE ABOUT YOU. YOU ARE THE MOST SELFISH--
OKAY, BRIAN, LET'S GO.
NO, YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S FINE. FORGET IT.
ENJOY YOUR BURGER.
SORRY I'M LATE.
I BROUGHT YAMS.
( dish clatters )
YOU'LL BE HEARING FROM MY LAWYER.
SO... IS HE SERIOUS ABOUT THAT?
'CAUSE I'D BE IN A LOT OF TROUBLE.
( indistinct muttering )
Shane: EVERYBODY! MERRY LEETMAS!
MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE.
THE RTS TEAM IS PROUD TO PRESENT FOR YOUR DUNKING PLEASURE
THE ONE, THE ONLY--
THANK GOD FOR THAT--
THE LAW!
( jeers and shouts )
THAT'S RIGHT.
TAKE ON THE LAW IN THE ONE GAME
HE CAN'T CHEAT HIS WAY OUT OF.
ONE GOOD THROW IS ALL THAT STANDS BETWEEN THIS SCUMBAG
AND 200 GALLONS OF ICE-COLD WATER.
( gasping )
SO SHOW HIM HOW YOU FEEL, VGHS!
( jeers and shouts )
WAS THIS YOUR MASTER PLAN, SHANE?
GET MY UNDERPANTS SOGGY?
OH, LAW.
MY MASTER PLAN IS REAL ESTATE IN BARBADOS.
THIS IS JUST FUNNY. ( chuckling )
ISN'T IT IRONIC?
THEIR MISPLACED HATRED OF YOU,
BASED ON A LIE,
IS GONNA DESTROY THE ONLY EVIDENCE OF THE TRUTH.
OH! ( chuckles )
IT'S IRONIC, RIGHT?
I DON'T KNOW, I JUST KIND OF THROW THAT WORD AROUND.
- ( cellphone buzzing ) - OH!
HEYO!
HEY, IT'S REGGIE.
HE'S MY BROKER.
I JUST MADE A HUNDRED GRAND.
WE'RE GONNA GO GET OYSTERS.
ME AND REG.
BUT... HAVE FUN HERE.
All: DOWN WITH THE LAW! DOWN WITH THE LAW!
SHOTTY! GREAT NEWS.
"PWNZWN" WANTS YOU BACK.
YOU GOING UNDERCOVER AS A STUDENT WENT MEGAVIRAL.
I GOT MY JOB BACK, BUT I FAILED.
I DIDN'T GET MY HUMAN STORY.
WHO CARES? YOU'RE A HIT.
SCOTT, WHEN THOSE GUARDS WERE SENT TO DEACTIVATE ME,
YOU FOUGHT FOR ME.
IS THAT BECAUSE YOU CARE ABOUT ME?
YEAH, YOU BIG GREEN GOOF! NOW, GET IN!
WAIT A SEC, I KIND OF LIVE IN HERE.
( objects clatter )
OHH!
( clears throat )
( sighs ) I KNOW.
I'M CLEANING IT UP, ALL RIGHT?
YEAH, GOOD JOB.
SO... PRETTY EPIC BLOWUP BACK THERE.
YEP.
I'M A JERK. I GET IT.
LOOK, KID, FIRST...
GET UP, 'CAUSE YOU'RE LYING IN EGGNOG.
SECOND, YOU'RE NOT A JERK.
BELIEVE ME, MY KID'S A JERK, LIKE, HARDCORE.
YOU JUST SNAPPED.
LISTEN...
TAKE TOMORROW OFF.
WELL, I MEAN, FINISH CLEANING THIS UP,
AND CONSIDER THAT EVEN FOR THE YAMS.
I REALLY SCREWED UP, DIDN'T I?
I DON'T THINK I COULD FIX THIS.
YOU MADE A MISTAKE. YOU'RE A GOOD KID.
NOW, STOP CUE-CUING ABOUT IT AND GO APOLOGIZE.
Jenny: BRIAN!
I MEAN, CLEAN THIS UP, BRIAN!
YOU'RE BEING LAZY!
MERRY LEETMAS, CALHOUN!
GO TO HELL, BRIAN!
HEY, GUYS.
UH...
ABOUT BEFORE. I'M SORRY.
IT'S OKAY.
NO, IT'S NOT.
I NEED TO BE ABLE TO OPEN UP TO YOU. I JUST...
...HATE FEELING LIKE A BURDEN.
Ki: OHH.
Ki: OH!
WE BROUGHT MOPS.
AND MORE PIE.
WE'RE GONNA HELP YOU CLEAN.
OKAY, BRIAN, YOU START BY EATING THAT PIE.
JENNY AND I WILL TACKLE THE NOG.
TED, DISMANTLE THE BOOTH?
TED...
HEY.
WE'RE COOL.
YEAH.
HOW ABOUT I GET YOU SOME SODA
TO WASH DOWN THAT PIE?
ALL RIGHT. THANKS, BUDDY.
( crowd shouting )
THIS IS WHEN IT HAPPENS! THIS IS WHEN IT HAPPENS!
♪ AMAZING GRACE ♪
♪ HOW SWEET THE SOUND ♪
ShotBot: LAW!
HANG ON! I'M COMING!
HOW DO I GET YOU OUT OF HERE?
YOU CAN'T.
WE BOTH KNOW THESE PYTHONS WON'T HOLD.
I'M SORRY I LIED.
IF YOU KNEW I WAS A ROBOT, YOU'D NEVER LIKE ME.
OH, SHOTBOT, THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
I DIDN'T LIKE YOU FOR YOUR SMOKIN' LOOKS.
I LIKED YOU 'CAUSE YOU'RE RAD.
NOW GET OUT OF HERE WITH THOSE BEDROOM EYES.
I CAN'T STAND YOU TO SEE ME LIKE THIS.
NOT UNTIL I FINISH MY STORY.
HERE'S THE FIRST DRAFT.
BOT MEETS BOY!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
BOT FALLS FOR BOY.
YOU IDIOT! THE WATER WILL KILL YOU!
BOT HURTS BOY.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? STOP!
AND NOW... I'M SORRY, LAW, BUT BOY LOSES BOT.
DON'T DO IT!
NO!
LAW.
( speaking Japanese )
( laughs softly )
( gasps ) NO!
GOOD NIGHT...
...SWEET BOT.
( powering down )
THIS ROBOT...
WAS THE GREATEST JOURNALIST
THE WORLD HAS EVER KNOWN.
WHO AMONG YOU...
...WILL HONOR HIM?
I WILL.
MY MAN.
( trilling and whirring )
MY GOD. THE LAW DIDN'T CHEAT AFTER ALL.
HE WAS FRAMED!
- BY WHO? - I DON'T KNOW.
THOSE FILES GOT WET.
( overlapping awed chatter )
( indistinct happy chatter )