Hey Hey Apple.

嘿嘿，蘋果。

Hey Apple.

嘿，蘋果。

Hey Apple.

嘿，蘋果。

Hey Apple Apple.

嘿，蘋果蘋果。

Hey Hey what what what is it Orange?

嘿嘿，什麼什麼是橙色？

You glad?

你高興嗎？

I didn't say Apple again?

我沒有再說蘋果？

Yeah.

是的。

Yeah that joke was funny the 1st 400 times you said it.

是的，這個笑話在你說的前400次都很有趣。

Hey Apple.

嘿，蘋果。

What you look fruity?

你看起來像什麼？

Yeah that was hilarious.

是的，這很滑稽。

Hey Hey Apple what can you do?

嘿嘿，蘋果你能做什麼？

10 push ups in 10 seconds.

10秒內做10個俯臥撐。

What kind of question is that?

這是一個什麼樣的問題？

I don't even have arms.

我甚至沒有手臂。

How am I going to do one push up?

我怎麼能做一個俯臥撐呢？

Hey what?

嘿，什麼？

Hey Apple what can you do this?

嘿，蘋果公司，你能做到這一點嗎？

Try it, try it.

試試吧，試試吧。

Okay.

好的。

You've made your point Stop it.

你已經說了你的觀點了 別再說了。

Would you please be quiet for crying out loud?

你能不能安靜地哭出聲來？

Would you stop yammering for longer than three seconds?

你能不能停止嘮叨超過三秒鐘？

I can't even hear myself think.

我甚至聽不到自己的想法。

Yeah.

是的。

Hey Apple what knife?

嘿，蘋果什麼刀？

Huh?

嗯？

Oh I warned you.

哦，我警告過你。

Oh that looks like it hurt.

哦，看起來很疼。

I tried to warn him.

我試圖警告他。

Mm Hey pear Oh God.

Mm Hey pear Oh God.

Uh huh.

嗯哼。