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  • You feeling good, it seems. You feel good everybody?

    你們看起來不錯 大家都好嗎?

  • Wonderful, I'm happy to hear it. I, myself, have not been feel great the last couples of days.

    太棒了 我真高興聽到這件事 我自己這幾天是過得不太好

  • I have some sort of a cold, or something,

    我可能得了感冒或是什麼

  • but don't worry, I'm not contagious.

    但不必擔心 它不具傳染性

  • Anymore.

    現在啦

  • But the people yesterday, Sorry!

    昨天的那些 就不好意思了

  • Tony's rashes are still highly contagious, so just be careful with it.

    Tony的皮疹具有高度傳染性 大家小心一點

  • Oh boy!

    我的天呀

  • So last night, you know, I was trying to take care of myself.

    所以昨天晚上 你們知道的 我試著照顧自己

  • I poured a cup of tea for myself, and then I got on to the computer to watch my 900 favorite cat videos.

    所以我為自己到了一杯茶 然後到了電腦前面看我最愛的900部貓咪影片 (註:Ellen最喜歡的動物是貓,她也常常在節目中分享貓影片)

  • That makes me feel better.

    這讓我覺得好多了

  • And while I was online, I read an article.

    當我在線上時 我看了一篇文章

  • I could not believe, I don't know if you've heard about this.

    我真不敢相信 不知道你們有沒有聽說

  • Researchers in England did a study, and they found there's a certain age when people start to get grumpy.

    英國的研究 發現人類到某一個特定年紀就會變得暴躁

  • Guess what the age is. Guess!

    猜猜幾歲 你們猜

  • (All kinds of numbers coming out of the crowd)

    (猜測的聲音此起彼落)

  • I just want to see if everybody eventually..... Like:

    我只是想看看大家最後會不會都....... 就像是:

  • She's not going to stop until we all say something.

    「我都得出聲 不然她不會停下來」

  • It's 52.

    是52歲

  • And, uh, 52 you start to get grumpy.

    對 52歲 你就會變得暴躁

  • Guess how old I am.

    猜猜我幾歲

  • 52.

    52

  • Can you believe that?

    你可以相信嗎?

  • 52.

    52

  • And I was not grumpy before I read that, now I'm grumpy.

    再看那篇文章之前我還不暴躁 現在我很暴躁

  • The study says that once people turn 52 they only laugh 2.5 times a day.

    研究顯示人類過了52歲 每天只會笑2.5次

  • I don't know how, you even.... What's 2.5?

    我根本不懂你怎麼.... 什麼是2.5次?

  • Like.....

    像是.....

  • It's like two and a half laughs or something.

    就像兩個半的笑聲

  • It said it's opposed to infants who laugh 300 times a day.

    他們說這是相對嬰兒一天笑300次而言

  • It said it's opposed to infants who laugh 300 times a day.

    他們說這是相對嬰兒一天笑300次而言

  • Well, of course, they're babies.

    這當然了 他們是嬰兒耶

  • You know.

    你懂的

  • Of course they laugh more.

    他們當然笑得更多

  • Because you're.....

    因為你.....

  • People are always trying to make babies laugh.

    大家永遠在讓嬰兒笑

  • You're playing peak-a-boo.

    你們玩躲貓貓

  • You know.

    你懂吧

  • You're above the crib, you're below.

    我搖籃上面 現在在下面

  • You're doing those belly tickles, and it's not like that at work.

    然後你一直搔肚子 這跟工作不一樣

  • When you're at work, nobody comes up to you, "Ellen, I've got your nose!"

    當你在工作 沒有人會走過來 「Ellen我摸到你的鼻子了」

  • Peak-a-boo, Ellen.

    Ellen躲貓貓

  • Goo-goo-goo, Ellen.

    Ellen咕咕咕

  • I'm gonna get you.

    我來抓你囉

  • I would laugh, I would laugh more.

    我會笑 我絕對會笑的更多

  • But.....

    但.....

  • Also if someone came up and tickled my belly at work, I'd called human resources.

    假如我在工作有人搔我的肚子 我一定馬上到人資部門報案 (註:國外人資部掌管員工的留與走,所以員工之間的問題也都會向人資反應。)

  • I would do that.

    我會這麼做

  • But that's crazy to give you an age where people start getting grumpy.

    但限制一個年紀 說人從此會開始變暴躁太不合理了

  • You know, I mean everybody gets grumpy, it doesn't matter how old you are.

    你懂吧 我的意思是每個人都有暴躁的時候 這無關乎你幾歲

  • I get grumpy sometimes, and sometimes I'm happy.

    我有時會暴躁 但有時很快樂

  • And sometimes I'm bashful, and sometimes I'm sleepy, and sometimes I'm sneezy, or sometimes I'm dopey,

    有時我是害羞鬼 有時候我是瞌睡蟲 有時候我是噴嚏精 有時候我是糊塗蛋

  • or sometimes I put on a beautiful gown and pretend to be Snow White.

    有時候我甚至會穿美麗的晚禮服 假裝自己是白雪公主

  • who's I talking about?

    我剛剛在講誰?

  • I don't know.

    我不知道

  • But I know one thing, it's impossible to stay grumpy when you dance.

    但我知道一件事 你無法在跳舞時暴躁

You feeling good, it seems. You feel good everybody?

你們看起來不錯 大家都好嗎?

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