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  • - What do you mean, what else?

  • It's all her...

  • and some babies?

  • (laughter)

  • - These yours? You got a kid?

  • - Yes, I have a son.

  • You got a whole baby?

  • Oh, (beep).

  • - Hi, my name is Austin.

  • - My name's Chloe Holdridge.

  • Yes.

  • - I mean, I'm single, so I am on dating apps.

  • I talk to lots of guys.

  • Someone that's also open and honest,

  • someone who's stable

  • and just has things going for them.

  • - I mean, it's not shallow to say

  • she gotta be, like fit.

  • So like... I'm really like an athlete.

  • So like, I'd like for her to have a good physique.

  • - Obviously I go through like her Instagram,

  • kind of see how she is,

  • how she portrays herself.

  • - His initial messages to people is, is very telling,

  • like is it a "Hey"

  • or is it a "What are you doing tonight?"

  • - I didn't really have a chance to like,

  • delve through my photos at all.

  • - Sure. I'm ready to make a fool of myself.

  • - Hi.

  • - Hey

  • Try not to drop my phone.

  • - Okay. Well, he should have put a protector on it.

  • Okay. I'm just looking at selfies right now.

  • Oh, he works out.

  • He's at a gym or maybe like a home gym?

  • - Yeah. I have a sweet home gym set up.

  • - Yeah, a little bit, it looks like.

  • - Yeah.

  • - He has lots of pictures of girls on here.

  • Lots of screenshots.

  • He has the weirdest shit in here.

  • Like there's a picture of a girl

  • on a bike with her ass out.

  • - Uh... It pops up on my feed.

  • Maybe I want to share it

  • with my fellow brethren.

  • - This is like a dating app profile.

  • Like, I mean, I guess if he's sending it to someone

  • like a friend and saying,

  • "Hey, is this girl cute?"

  • That would be normal.

  • But he like, has them still,

  • like, this is from so long ago.

  • Dude, he screenshots everything.

  • Like, it's just a slight bit creepy.

  • I'm wondering if I've seen him on Hinge

  • because I also have Hinge.

  • I'm gonna look at that really quickly.

  • Okay. So he looks cuter in his Hinge profile

  • than he does, like, in his personal selfies.

  • Oh, he's got a fitness video, pushing a sled.

  • He's kind of doing it wrong though.

  • Oh, well I'm a trainer.

  • So he's not going low enough.

  • - Yeah, I know...

  • - Maybe not the one you post, you know.

  • Post the best workout video.

  • - Yeah. I mean, I've gotten plenty of comments on it.

  • - Oh, god. This is the message that he sent.

  • "May I interest you in some fornication?"

  • (laughter)

  • - And the girl replied, "Sounds tasty."

  • That was the end of convo.

  • - That was a good one.

  • - I feel like he is shorter than me.

  • He looks like he is

  • anywhere from 5'7" to 5'10".

  • Maybe 5'10".

  • - I'm not 5'7".

  • I'm not 5'8".

  • I'm like, 5'9 1/4".

  • - I'm 5'10".

  • - Oh, yeah.

  • She'd fucking tower right over me.

  • - Yeah. My phone is, like...

  • mild compared to that.

  • - Go for it.

  • - Your battery's low as fuck.

  • Charge your phone.

  • It's all in red.

  • This bitch about to die on me.

  • She does the whole, like, personalization thing.

  • Like, what are these called, widgets?

  • - Yeah, it's cute.

  • - It's kind of basic.

  • - Oh my god. He's hella rude.

  • - Let's just start with Instagram.

  • "Athlete. Founder of Define Beauty Brand."

  • Is that like your personal business or...?

  • - Uh-huh.

  • - Oh, neat. That's kind of cool.

  • - Fitness pics. She's feeling herself.

  • Yup. She got, yup.

  • Yeah. She's yoked.

  • - I'm bigger than you.

  • - She could beat the shit out of me for sure.

  • I mean, obviously, she thinks she's cute.

  • That's for sure.

  • All these different angles and all that.

  • - Dude. He is so judgy.

  • Like, I was nice to him.

  • - Oh, I see some ass!

  • Oof. There's a lot of skin going on here.

  • (giggles)

  • - See, these didn't make the 'gram.

  • What do you mean, what else?

  • It's all her... and some babies?

  • (laughter)

  • - Are these yours? You got a kid?

  • - Yes. I have a son.

  • - You got a whole baby?

  • - Fuck no!

  • Still live with the parents, right?

  • Oh, fuck.

  • Probably not, no.

  • I'm a child myself.

  • I'm sure she's fantastic.

  • - I'm going to take him out.

  • - I don't doubt it at all.

  • Damn! A lot of selfies.

  • All right. So let's just...

  • I'll go in fucking Hinge!

  • Let's go. Dating app for a dating app.

  • Let's do it.

  • I got two likes in the queue.

  • John, looking like an idiot.

  • Liked your photo.

  • Oh fuck.

  • I'm messaging this dude right now.

  • "Hey, cutie."

  • "You plus me tonight."

  • Let's see. Does he also have a kid?

  • Hey, kid for kid.

  • Here you guys go.

  • You guys can have like, dates with the kids.

  • (laughter)

  • That's awesome.

  • - Ugh.

  • (laughing)

  • - Oh, I'm in for it now!

  • (laughter)

  • - What's cracking, Chloe?

  • - You know, I was really nice to you.

  • You're just really rude.

  • - Just a lot of screenshots.

  • naked women.

  • - I don't have naked photos.

  • They're probably a little bit risqué,

  • but like, you know.

  • - Did you even find my risqué photos?

  • - 100%. 100%.

  • You look good without clothes on!

  • I mean, yeah. I mean, that's, that's good.

  • - Now you've seen them,

  • so I should just delete them.

  • Try again.

  • You actually look better in person.

  • Your selfie game is a little, like...

  • - 100%.

  • - It needs work.

  • - My photos are garbage!

  • - No.

  • - No.

  • - No, I mean... no.

  • - I think you're nice.

  • I think you're funny.

  • - Yeah, yeah.

  • - You're just a little rude

  • - Just blunt.

  • - But definitely not each other's type.

  • And like, I have a kid

  • and if that's like an absolute no, then goodbye.

  • - Yeah, exactly. Yeah.

  • You gotta put out your intentions

  • and what you're looking for upfront.

  • Like obviously, you don't meet it, so no harm.

  • - Yeah.

- What do you mean, what else?

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