Mhm, Yeah, yeah!

嗯，對，對！

Wow!

哇！

Wow!

哇！

In the city of Metropolis, soaring above all other structures, one can find atop the tallest building NL.

在大都會市，高聳入雲的建築，人們可以在最高的建築NL上找到。

Who's the dick bag that decided to literally hang that l over everyone's head, Just the one and only Lex Luthor, Born and raised in Smallville, Kansas.

誰是那個決定把 "我 "掛在每個人頭上的混蛋？ 就是那個獨一無二的萊克斯・路德，在堪薩斯州小鎮出生長大。

Lexus Early life was complicated.

雷克薩斯早期的生活很複雜。

His father, Lionel, was a scientist doing dubious experiments on Martian manhunter when the lid was cracked on this evil science operation as his head to be covered.

他的父親萊昂內爾是一名科學家，在火星獵手身上做著可疑的實驗，當他的腦袋要被蓋住的時候，這個邪惡的科學行動的蓋子被揭開了。

So Lex and his old man got a convenient memory wipe reducing Lionel to an alcoholic and setting Lex down a path to get away from his deadbeat dead right there with you.

所以萊克斯和他的老爹得到了一個方便的記憶抹去，把萊昂內爾還原成了一個酒鬼，並讓萊克斯走上了一條遠離他的死黨的道路，就在你身邊。

But But because this is comics, that's just like Historian one Continuity and another.

但是，但因為這是漫畫，這就像歷史學家一個Continuity和另一個。

He's a mad scientist in another, he's a self made billionaire, and in yet another, he was friends with Superboy until Superboy made him bald.

他是一個瘋狂的科學家，在另一個，他是一個自制的億萬富翁，而在另一個，他是超級男孩的朋友，直到超級男孩讓他變成禿頭。

No wonder this guy is so cynical.

難怪這傢伙如此憤世嫉俗。

Regardless of which likes we're talking about, he hates Superman in his eyes.

不管我們說的是哪種喜歡，在他眼裡，他都是討厭超人的。

If Superman continues to exist, humanity will become weak and reliant on him and ultimately perish.

如果超人繼續存在，人類就會變得軟弱，對他產生依賴，最終走向滅亡。

Supposedly ever since soups flew into town.

據說自從湯飛進城後。

He's been Lexus undoing but also his driving force in creating technology, chief among them being his war suit, this bad boy comes equipped with loads of goodies of Horsfield electro blast missiles, a chest laser and wrist blades.

他一直是雷克薩斯的敗筆，但也是他創造科技的動力，其中最主要的是他的戰衣，這個壞小子配備了霍斯菲爾德電爆飛彈、胸部脈衝光和腕部刀片等大量好東西。

For all your Batman, Schenkkan needs Lacks has utilized many different energy sources for his suits.

對於你所有的蝙蝠俠，斯肯肯需要Lacks已經利用了許多不同的能源為他的西裝。

But his newest and greatest is The Mother Box, a nice, inexhaustible piece of nougat technology with which likes can create energy beams, repair his suit and teleport via quantum folding.

但他最新最偉大的是 "母盒"，這是一個不錯的，取之不盡用之不竭的牛軋糖技術，有了它，喜歡的人可以創造能量束，修復他的衣服，並通過量子摺疊進行傳送。

The suit can survive a plane, it exploding and let's old legs go toe to toe with Superman himself.

這套衣服可以在飛機上活下來，它爆炸了，讓老腿和超人本人對決。

Well, it is questionable if his suit is directly comparable to Superman going all out, especially with his reliance on kryptonite.

好吧，他的衣服是不是可以直接和超人全力以赴相比，尤其是他對氪石的依賴，這是個問題。

But Lex has used it to fight with other D C powerhouses like this orange Bug man Lar Feliz, who's basically a one man lantern corps.

不過萊克斯已經用它和其他D C的強者打過交道了，比如這個橙色的蟲族人拉爾-菲利茲，他基本上就是一個人的燈籠團。

You know that band of green boots stoppers who can cross the universe in under an hour knowing D.

你知道那一幫綠靴攔路虎能在一小時內穿越宇宙，知道D。

C.

C.

Has a universe at least 100 trillion light years across.

擁有一個至少100萬億光年直徑的宇宙。

This would require a speed over five quintillion times the speed of light, Or how about the time green lantern, Kyle Rayner held back the big freaking bang.

這需要超過五萬億倍光速的速度 或者說綠燈俠凱爾-雷納擋住了大爆炸的時間如何？

Speaking of fights, I gotta go get dinner.

說到打架，我得去吃飯了。

Who are you fighting for?

你在為誰而戰？

Dinner squirrels, Man.

晚餐松鼠，人。

Little bastards are breaching my turf quiz.

小混蛋們正在侵犯我的地盤測驗。

I'll go get the rodent repellent.

我去拿驅鼠劑。

In the meantime, come back in a few days where we'll discuss Lexus.

同時，過幾天再來，我們會討論雷克薩斯。

New adversary, doctor do who also hates squirrels.

新的對手，也是討厭松鼠的醫生杜。