What in the absolute is going on in the White House?

白宮裡到底發生了什麼事？

Why can't Biden pushed Barcelona?

拜仁為什麼推不動巴塞羅那？

Activa accentuates the charm of our country's ancient instagram mobile death trap.

Activa凸顯了我國古代instagram手機死亡陷阱的魅力。

I'm pretty sure voter suppression is the most American thing There is.

我敢肯定壓制選民是最美國化的事情。

Congressman, border crisis, crisis, crisis, crisis, crisis prove me wrong.

議員，邊境危機，危機，危機，危機，危機證明我錯了。

I use preventable mass shootings as a regular reminder to take my fiber supplement These bills ignore the kitchen table issues like Pepe Le Pew or whatever bullshit we were talking about last week.

我把可預防的大規模槍擊事件作為定期提醒我服用我的纖維補充劑這些法案忽略了廚房餐桌的問題，比如Pepe Le Pew或我們上週談論的任何廢話。

They say Biden Bell well, going upwards.

他們說拜登貝爾好，往上走。

How is that possible?

這怎麼可能？

Unless he's a demon, even even even.

除非他是個妖怪，甚至連。

Looks like Ted Cruz gabbing away.

看起來像是Ted Cruz在閒聊。

Today's your lucky day, pal.

今天是你的幸運日，夥計。

Please don't start your own version of Twitter and immediately destroy our humble $53 billion company.

請不要建立自己的Twitter版本，並立即摧毀我們這個價值530億美元的卑微公司。

Are you in or out?

你要不要加入？

I'm in Jesus.

我在耶穌裡。

Goddamn right you are, Junior, Are you in the Oval Office?

該死的，你是，朱尼爾，你在總統辦公室嗎？

Oh, yeah.

哦，是的。

Yep.

是的。

Nice.

很好啊

And how did you get there?

你又是怎麼去的？

Let's just say security doesn't have time to do a clearance Check.

就說保全沒時間做通關檢查吧。

If your skip singing, please just say Biden is unfit.

如果你跳過唱歌，請直接說拜登不合適。

Yeah, I won't say please.

是的，我不會說請。

Yeah, I won't say that.

是啊，我不會說的。

No.

不知道

Damn it.

該死的。

Damn it, Susan, this is an emergency.

該死，蘇珊，這是一個緊急情況。