I can't play with you right now.

我現在不能和你玩了。

Mom is busy such a second window because, Tony, So you must end.

媽媽正忙著這樣的第二個窗口，因為，託尼，所以你必須結束。

I don't know what the shrimp sausage to me died.

我不知道蝦腸給我死了什麼。

It.

它。

I know.

我知道，我知道

Oh, man, I'm so sorry.

哦，夥計，我很抱歉。

I'm so sorry.

我很抱歉

I have done a lot in the last month.

上個月，我做了很多事情。

For starters, I have this.

首先，我有這個。

Yeah, I found this little guy two weeks ago when I was walking Kit in the park.

是的，兩個星期前，我在公園遛彎時發現了這個小傢伙。

He was kind of in rough shape.

他的身體狀況很糟糕

His face was covered with fleas, so he had a pretty rough skin condition and the skin all around his face was like flaking off.

他的臉上佈滿了跳蚤，所以他的皮膚狀況相當粗糙，臉部周圍的皮膚都像剝落了一樣。

So I took him to the animal hospital and got him the care he needed.

於是，我帶它去了動物醫院，讓它得到了需要的照顧。

And over the past few weeks, he's recovered greatly.

而在過去的幾周裡，他的身體恢復得很好。

He's so adorable.

他是如此的可愛。

I really wish I could keep him.

我真希望能留住他

But him and kids don't really seem to get along unfortunately, and this room is just too small to have two pets.

但他和孩子們似乎並不太合得來，遺憾的是，這個房間實在是太小了，不適合養兩隻寵物。

So if you know anybody who's looking for a cat, this little guy is so sweet.

所以，如果你知道誰在找貓，這個小傢伙太可愛了。

Loves cuddles.

喜歡抱抱。

He loves sleeping on the foot of the bed.

他喜歡睡在床腳。

He loves sitting on your lap while you watch TV.

他喜歡在你看電視時坐在你的腿上。

He is your new best friend.

他是你最好的新朋友。

If you know anyone who is interested in having a kitten and giving him a forever home, please, by all means, let me know.

如果你知道誰有興趣養一隻小貓，並給它一個永遠的家，請通過各種方式，讓我知道。

Um, it would be great if he could find someone to love him and take care of him because he is such a sweetheart.

嗯，如果他能找到一個愛他、照顧他的人，那就太好了，因為他是個甜心。

Okay, by today, I also took him to the vet and gave him his first round of shots.

好吧，到了今天，我也帶他去獸醫那裡，給他打了第一輪針。

So he should be good to go pretty soon.

所以他應該很快就可以走了。

Also last month, I went on a short trip to Thailand, which was really fun.

另外，上個月，我還去泰國做了一次短途旅行，真的很好玩。

I went by myself just because I wanted to take pictures and kind of have a vacation.

我一個人去，只是因為我想拍照，也算是度假。

Recently, I've been really into mobile photography and like instagram journalism or whatever it is where you go and you take pictures.

最近，我真的很喜歡手機攝影，就像instagram新聞或其他什麼東西，你去那裡，你拍照。

And then you teach people something about what you saw.

然後你再把你看到的東西教給人們。

If you follow me on Instagram, you might know.

如果你在Instagram上關注我，你可能知道。

But like I've been trying kind of hard to post interesting things and introduce bits of Japan and stuff on instagram, I like how it's like Yeah, instead of making a five minute video, you can kind of explain what you saw or what you did with one single photograph.

但我一直在努力地發佈有趣的東西，並介紹日本的位和東西在instagram上，我喜歡它是如何喜歡的，而不是做一個5分鐘的視頻，你可以種解釋你所看到的或你做了什麼用一張照片。

And that's something that I want to get better at.

而這也是我想做得更好的事情。

Um, from now on.

嗯，從現在開始。

So if you're interested in following me on Instagram, you can do that.

所以，如果你有興趣在Instagram上關注我，你可以這樣做。

A few pictures from Thailand are on there, too.

泰國的幾張照片也在上面。

And what else?

還有呢？

Right.

好吧，我知道了

My dog ate my passport literally.

我的狗吃了我的護照，真的。

He ripped the pages out.

他把書頁撕了下來。

So I also had to run around and get my birth certificate and find a guarantor to sign my application.

所以我還得跑來跑去拿出生證明，找擔保人簽字。

And then I had to send that off.

然後我不得不把它送走。

It's been I've already applied for a new one.

已經我已經申請了一個新的。

But in case you're wondering, you should never let your dog eat your passport.

但如果你想知道，你千萬不要讓你的狗吃你的護照。

It cost me almost $300 to replace, and I will not be making that mistake again.

我花了近300元換了一個，我不會再犯這種錯誤了。

I promise.

我保證。

Oh, my God, I won't.

哦，我的上帝，我不會。

It's Yeah.

是啊。

And tonight I'm on TV on a variety quiz program called Sorry, Margie Nippon on Fuji Television from 7 p.m. And I went to Tokyo last week to film that, and that was really, really fun.

今晚我在富士電視臺的綜藝問答節目《對不起，日本瑪吉》中，從晚上7點開始播出，我上週去東京拍攝，真的非常有趣。

But I you know, I still don't I don't think I'm good at T V, so I don't know, I wouldn't be like watching.

但我你知道，我還是不我覺得我不擅長T V，所以我不知道，我不會喜歡看。

It's gonna be awesome, but you can watch it.

這將是真棒，但你可以看它。

If you want, I will be on the quiz show.

如果你願意的話，我會上問答節目的。

The level is completely different of that of like the T V and Fukuoka.

與T V和福岡等地的水準完全不同。

So I don't know.

所以我不知道。

I don't know.

我不知道。

I tried my best to, like, kind of act like I fit in, but I don't know if I pulled it off so you can watch it.

我已經盡力了，就像，有點像我適合， 但我不知道我是否把它關閉，所以你可以看它。

And you can tell me about it because I'm not going to watch it because I don't have a TV.

而且你可以告訴我，因為我沒有電視，所以我不會看。

Let me know how it goes.

讓我知道它是如何去。

I'll be following the reaction on Twitter, I guess.

我會關注微博上的反應，我想。

Sorry.

對不起，我不知道

This teaches you nothing about Japan, but yeah, People were tweeting me and telling me to make a video.

這對你瞭解日本沒有任何幫助，但是是的，人們在推特上告訴我，讓我做一個視頻。

So I hope you're happy.

所以我希望你能幸福。

Follow me on Instagram if you want.

如果你想在Instagram上關注我。

That would be really great because Instagram is my favorite thing right now.

這將是非常偉大的，因為Instagram是我最喜歡的事情，現在。

You're also my favorite thing right now.

你也是我現在最喜歡的東西。

You are my number one favorite thing right now on Instagram is number two and number three is probably pizza.

你是我現在在Instagram上最喜歡的東西是第二位，第三位可能是披薩。

See you later.

回頭見

Bye.

掰掰