字幕列表 影片播放 由 AI 自動生成 列印所有字幕 列印翻譯字幕 列印英文字幕 -And now here he is, Jimmy Fallon! 現在他來了,吉米-法倫! [ Cheers and applause ] [歡呼聲和掌聲] ♪ -Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 嗨,嗨,嗨,嗨,嗨 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ # Hey, hey, hey, hey # ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ -What?! 嘿,嘿,嘿,嘿 什麼? ♪ -Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 嗨,嗨,嗨,嗨,嗨 -Wow! ♪ -Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ -嘿,嘿,嘿,嘿,嘿! -Wow! -哇! ♪ -Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 嗨,嗨,嗨,嗨,嗨 [ Cheers and applause ] [歡呼聲和掌聲] -Oh, my goodness. Wow! -哦,我的天啊哦,我的天啊! [ Cheers and applause ] [歡呼聲和掌聲] Is it real? Oh, my gosh! 是真的嗎?哦,我的天哪! [ Cheers and applause ] [歡呼聲和掌聲] Is this really happening?! 這是真的嗎? Thank you very much! 謝謝你 Please, please, please. 拜託,拜託,拜託。 Thank you very much. 非常感謝你。 Wow. Welcome, welcome, welcome, everybody, 哇,歡迎,歡迎,歡迎,大家好。歡迎,歡迎,歡迎,歡迎大家。 to "The Tonight Show!" You guys, we are -- 到 "今夜秀"!你們這些傢伙,我們是... [ Cheers and applause ] [歡呼聲和掌聲] We are finally back home in Studio 6B. 我們終於回到了6B工作室的家。 It is so good... [ Cheers and applause ] 它是如此的好...[歡呼聲和掌聲] ...to see this beautiful set and this crowd right here. ...看到這美麗的佈景和這裡的人群。 [ Cheers and applause ] Oh, my goodness. [歡呼聲和掌聲] 哦,我的上帝。 And also the family of raccoons that now live in my desk, 還有現在住在我書桌裡的浣熊一家。 which is -- [ Laughter ] 這是 - [笑] Please, just give me a minute to soak up this audience. 請給我一分鐘的時間,讓我好好吸收這些觀眾。 I've never been so excited to do a show 我從來沒有這麼興奮過,做一個節目 for 58 people in my entire life. 為我一生中的58個人。 This is -- [ Cheers and applause ] 這是 - [歡呼聲和掌聲] This is what -- this is -- this is -- seriously! 這是什麼... 這是... 這是... 真的! Seriously, after -- [ Cheers and applause ] 嚴重的是,後 - [歡呼聲和掌聲] After last year, this is like performing 去年之後,這就像是在表演 at a sold-out Madison Square Garden. 在售罄的麥迪遜廣場花園。 It really feels that way. It really does. 真的是這樣的感覺。真的是這樣。 That's right. For the first time in over a year, 沒錯,一年多來,這是我第一次一年多來的第一次。 we have an actual crowd. 我們有一個實際的人群。 So now if you hear total silence after a joke, 所以,現在如果你聽到一個笑話後完全沉默。 that's just because it wasn't good. 這只是因為它是不好的。 [ Laughter ] [笑聲] Yep, all week, our audience will include 是的,整個星期,我們的觀眾包括 first responders and healthcare workers. 急救人員和醫護人員。 -Whoa! [ Cheers and applause ] -哇![歡呼聲和掌聲] -Everyone here is fully masked, fully vaccinated, -這裡的每個人都戴著面具,接種了疫苗。 and fully skipping work, by the way. 並充分跳槽,順便。 [ Laughter ] You deserve it. [笑] 你應得的。 Of course, I just want to thank all of you for everything 當然,我只是想感謝大家的一切。 you've done for this country in the past year. 在過去的一年裡你為這個國家做了什麼? Thank you very much. [ Cheers and applause ] 非常感謝你。[歡呼聲和掌聲] Alright, everybody, let's start the show with some fun news. 好了,大家好,讓我們用一些有趣的新聞來開始這個節目。 March Madness is in full swing, and we're down to the Sweet 16. 瘋狂三月正在如火如荼地進行,我們已經進入甜蜜16強。 And already, there are zero perfect brackets left. 而已經有零個完美的括號了。 [ Laughter ] [笑聲] Yeah, I can't believe our strategy of five minutes 是啊,我不敢相信我們的策略是5分鐘 of research and blind guessing didn't work. 的研究和盲目的猜測都沒有用。 [ Light laughter ] [輕笑] Those are one of the jokes that didn't work, guys. 這些都是沒有用的笑話之一,夥計們。 [ Laughter ] [笑聲] You'll be hearing them throughout the evening. 整個晚上你都會聽到他們的聲音。 -It's real, man. It's real. -這是真的,夥計。這是真實的,夥計。 -One of the biggest upsets was number 8 Loyola Chicago -其中最大的顛覆是第8名的芝加哥洛約拉。 knocking off number 1 Illinois. 擊敗了排名第一的伊利諾伊州。 And no one's happier about it than 101-year-old nun 而最高興的莫過於101歲的老修女。 and team chaplain Sister Jean. 和隊裡的牧師珍姐。 [ Cheers and applause ] [歡呼聲和掌聲] She was psyched. 她被嚇壞了。 After the game, Sister Jean was amped up. 比賽結束後,珍姐很有底氣。 In the locker room, she was spraying holy water 在更衣室裡,她在噴聖水。 like it was champagne. [ Laughter ] 像它是香檳。[笑聲] And during the broadcast, they talked about Sister Jean's 而在廣播中,他們談到了珍姐的事情 pregame prayer that she delivered to the team. 賽前祈禱,她向球隊發表。 It's amazing. Listen to this. 太神奇了聽聽這個。 -Here's what she told them. -這是她跟他們說的。 "As we play the Fighting Illini, we ask for special help "當我們與戰鬥的伊利尼人交手時,我們需要特別的幫助 to overcome this team and get a great win. 來克服這支球隊,獲得一場偉大的勝利。 We hope to score early and make our opponents nervous. 我們希望能儘早得分,讓對手緊張。 We have great opportunity to convert rebounds as this team 我們有很大的機會來轉換籃板,因為這支球隊 makes about 50% of layups and 30% of its 3-pointers. 約50%的上籃和30%的三分球。 Our defense can take care of that." 我們的防守可以解決這個問題。" [ Laughter ] [笑聲] -Wow. -Wow. -哇哦哇。 - 哇。 -Right now, Charles Barkley is like, -現在,查爾斯・巴克利就像。 "She's better at analyzing college basketball than I am!" "她比我更擅長分析大學籃球!" [ Laughter ] [笑聲] If you think that's shocking, next season, 如果你認為這是令人震驚的,下賽季。 Sister Jean is being added to the cast of "Basketball Wives." 珍姐被加入 "籃球老婆 "的陣容。 [ Laughter ] [笑聲] Meanwhile, the tournament's true Cinderella 同時,比賽中真正的灰姑娘... ... is Oral Roberts University. 是奧拉羅伯茨大學。 They beat Ohio State and Florida, 他們擊敗了俄亥俄州和佛羅里達州。 becoming just the second 15 seed in history to make the Sweet 16. 成為歷史上第二個進入甜蜜16強的15號種子。 Oral Roberts fans were like, 口羅伯茨的粉絲們都像。 "Maybe now people will stop thinking we're a toothpaste." "也許現在人們不會再認為我們是牙膏了。" [ Laughter ] [笑聲] Actually, "Oral Roberts" sounds like something 事實上,"Oral Roberts "聽起來像什麼東西 you can't say around Sister Jean. 你不能在珍姐身邊說。 [ Laughter ] [笑聲] After Oral Roberts pulled off their second huge upset, 在奧洛爾-羅伯茨拉開了他們的第二次巨大的失利之後。 the students back on campus in Tulsa were pretty excited. 學生們回到塔爾薩的校園裡都很興奮。 Take a look at this. 看看這個。 [ Cheering ] -Enjoy it. Soak it in. [歡呼] 享受它。泡在裡面。 -Even spring breakers in Florida were like, -即使是在佛羅里達州的春假者也是如此。 "Everyone's pretty close. Just saying." "大家的關係都很好。只是說說而已。" [ Laughter ] [笑聲] Yeah, not only is it March Madness, 是啊,今天不僅是瘋狂三月。 it's also spring break season. 這也是春假的季節。 But over the weekend, Miami declared a state of emergency 但在週末,邁阿密宣佈進入緊急狀態。 and mandated a curfew due to COVID concerns. 並由於對COVID的關注而規定了宵禁。 You know things are out of control 你知道事情已經失去控制了 when Florida is worried about COVID. 當佛羅里達州擔心COVID。 [ Laughter ] [笑聲] College kids were like, "It's a shame, 'cause I flew to Miami 大學生們都說,"真可惜,因為我飛到了邁阿密 during a pandemic to party very responsibly." 在流行病期間,要非常負責任地聚會。" [ Laughter ] [笑聲] Yep, now there's a curfew from 8:00 p.m. to 6:00 a.m., 是的,現在有一個宵禁 從晚上8: 00到早上6: 00。 so spring breakers will have to return to their motel rooms. 所以,春假的人將不得不回到他們的汽車旅館房間。 Yeah. [ Laughter ] 是啊。[笑聲] The best way to guard against COVID 防範COVID的最佳方法 is forcing drunks into small, confined spaces. 是把醉漢逼到狹小的密閉空間。 That's what I've always heard. [ Laughter ] 這就是我一直聽到的。[笑聲] Some more news here. 這裡還有一些新聞。 Just when you thought he was gone, 就在你以為他已經走了的時候 I saw that former President Trump is creating 我看到前總統特朗普正在創建 his own social-media platform. 他自己的社交媒體平臺。 If it goes according to plan, 如果按計劃進行。 it'll be the first thing he'll help go viral 這將是第一件事,他將幫助去病毒的 since the coronavirus. 自從冠狀病毒。 [ Audience oohs ] [觀眾嚯嚯] [ Applause ] [掌聲] But you have to be careful with the Trump social-media platform. 但你要小心特朗普的社交媒體平臺。 The site will automatically flag 該網站將自動標記 any statements that turn out to be factual. 任何被證實為事實的聲明; [ Laughter ] [笑聲] Meanwhile, not to be outdone, last week, Joe Biden joined 同時,不甘落後,上週,喬-拜登加入了。 Tumblr on the stairs of Air Force One. Tumblr在空軍一號的樓梯上。 Take a look at -- Whoop! There you go. 看一下...你去那裡。 Oh, boy! Whoa! 哦,天啊!哇! [ Laughter ] [笑聲] At that point, just lay there. 這時,就躺在那裡。 "I'm taking my Zoom meetings from here." "我在這裡開我的Zoom會議。" [ Laughter ] [笑聲] Speaking of Trump, I just saw an update on 說到特朗普,我剛剛看到一個關於 what's going on with his old private plane. 他的舊私人飛機是怎麼回事。 Watch this. 看這個。 -It was the ultimate status symbol -- -這是最終的地位象徵 -- Donald Trump's Boeing 757. 唐納德-特朗普的波音757。 Today, however, the massive jet sits abandoned 然而,今天,這架巨大的噴氣式飛機卻被遺棄了。 at an upstate New York airport. 在紐約北部的一個機場。 One engine mostly missing, 一臺發動機大部分缺失。 one wrapped, idle, in apparent disrepair. 一個包裹著,閒置著,明顯的破損。 According to records, it hasn't been flown in months. 根據記錄,它已經好幾個月沒有飛過了。 -Yeah, one engine wrapped, the other's missing. -是的,一個引擎包起來了,另一個不見了。 Or as United put it, "We'll take it!" 或者正如曼聯所說:"我們要了!" [ Laughter ] [笑聲] "Get that baby in the sky!" [ Laughter ] "讓那寶貝在天上!"[笑聲] Some business news -- I saw that Krispy Kreme is 一些商業新聞... 我看到Krispy Kreme是。 giving free glazed doughnuts to customers who get vaccinated. 給接種疫苗的顧客免費贈送釉面甜甜圈。 [ Audience oohs ] [觀眾嚯嚯] I'd like to meet the one person who's like, 我想認識一個人,他就像。 "I wasn't gonna get the vaccine, but... "我本來不想打疫苗的,但是... ... [ Laughter ] [笑聲] "...I heard about that free doughnut." "......我聽說過那個免費的甜甜圈。" [ Applause ] [掌聲] "You pick the arm. I don't care. "你挑胳膊。我才不管呢。 I hold a doughnut with this arm. So you gotta get --" 我用這隻手拿著一個甜甜圈。所以你得..." [ Laughter ] [笑聲] So if obesity wasn't your pre-existing condition before... 所以,如果肥胖不是你的先天條件... ... [ Laughter ] [笑聲] ...it's about to be. ........就要成了。 [ Laughter ] [笑聲] I heard about a winery in California 我聽說加州有家酒莊 that's offering a pretty sweet job. 這提供了一個相當甜蜜的工作。 Listen to this thing. 聽聽這個東西。 -The Murphy-Goode Winery in Sonoma, California, -加州索諾瑪的墨菲-古德酒莊。 is offering $10,000 a month to work and live there rent free. 正在提供每月1萬元的工作和生活,免收租金。 The company is looking for someone who 該公司正在尋找一個人 "takes life one sip at a time." "把生活一口一口地喝下去" [ Laughter ] [笑聲] -When they heard that, every parent trying to -當他們聽到這句話的時候,每個父母都試圖 teach their kids on Zoom was like... 教他們的孩子在Zoom上就像... ... [ Cheering ] [歡呼] [ Laughter and applause ] [笑聲和掌聲] Check this out. A man in California is 看看這個加州一名男子 being investigated for using a drone to deliver meth. 因使用無人機運送安非他命而被調查。 Police got suspicious when they saw the man 200 feet in the air, 警察看到這名男子在200英尺高空時,產生了懷疑。 hanging onto the drone. 掛在無人機上。 [ Laughter ] [笑聲] And finally, a United flight from Newark to Miami 最後,從紐瓦克飛往邁阿密的美聯航班機。 was diverted after one man bit another passenger's ear. 在一名男子咬傷另一名乘客的耳朵後被改道。 [ Audience oohs ] [觀眾嚯嚯] When United heard, they immediately charged him 美聯航聽說後,立即起訴他 $8 for an in-flight snack. 8元的機上小吃。
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