[ Cheers and applause ]

[歡呼聲和掌聲]

First up, it's St. Patrick's Day.

首先，是聖帕特里克節。

The big parade might not be happening this year.

今年的大閱兵可能不會舉行了。

But that doesn't mean you can't celebrate the Irish

但這並不意味著你不能慶祝愛爾蘭人的節日。

with some corned beef and cabbage

加點牛肉和捲心菜

that you bought using the money from...

你用錢買的... ...

your stimulus check.

你的刺激檢查。

Biden says 100 million people will receive $1,400

拜登稱1億人將獲得1400美元。

or more in the next 10 days.

未來10天內，或更多。

Though I have a feeling a lot of them will blow their money on...

雖然我感覺他們很多人都會把錢花在... ...

March Madness.

瘋狂三月。

People are making bets left and right.

人們都在左顧右盼地下注。

Who will make it to the Sweet 16, the Final Four?

誰將進入甜蜜16強、四強？

Who will go all the way?

誰會一路走下去？

Well, if you want to go all the way why not try...

好吧，如果你想去所有的方式 為什麼不試試... ...

Tinder?

火柴人？

The app is in the news because they're mailing

這款應用之所以成為新聞，是因為他們在郵寄。

free COVID tests to people, so they can be safe

向人們免費提供COVID測試，讓他們可以安全地進行測試。

before going on dates.

在去約會之前。

Some users like the idea, others think it's weird,

有的用戶喜歡這個想法，有的用戶覺得很奇怪。

but one idea everyone can get behind?

但有一個想法大家都能支持？

Stimulus checks.

刺激性檢查。

Gimme that stim-y.

給我的刺激-Y。

That moolah. That cold, hard cash.

那筆錢那冷冰冰的現金。

That cheddar. That paper. That lettuce.

那個切達乾酪。那張紙那個生菜。

That...green.

那個......綠色。

Green beer. Green hair. Green clothes.

綠色的啤酒。綠色的頭髮。綠色的衣服。

Some people pinch you if you're not wearing green.

如果你不穿綠色衣服，有些人就會掐你。

And they're the kind of people you should avoid on...

他們是那種你應該避免的人... ...

Tinder.

火柴人。

You can get tested before a big date, and let's be honest,

你可以在大約會之前進行測試，我們說實話。

you should probably get "tested" after, too.

你可能也應該在 "測試 "後。

Though I've got to say, dating right now seems like complete...

雖然我不得不說，約會現在似乎完全... ...

madness -- 68 teams vying for the top spot.

瘋狂--68支隊伍爭奪榜首。

A bunch of college kids going at it,

一群大學生要去的地方。

which is also a great way to describe...

這也是一個很好的方式來形容... ...

Tinder.

火柴人。

In conclusion...

總之...

you're in luck.

你是幸運的。

Good luck out there.

祝你好運

You might get lucky.

你可能會很幸運。

[ Irish accent ] It's the luck o' the Irish.

這是愛爾蘭人的運氣。

This has been a "News Smash."

這已經是 "新聞大爆炸 "了。