We're about to surprise some people on Zoom

我們要給Zoom的一些人一個驚喜了

who think they're in a focus group

以為自己是焦點小組的人

about a cooking show.

關於烹飪節目。

They have no idea this is going to happen.

他們不知道會發生這樣的事情。

Are you ready, Michelle?

你準備好了，米歇爾？

-Ready. [ Laughs ]

-準備好了。[笑]

-There is this cooking column that my sister --

-有一個烹飪專欄，我姐姐... ...

-Michelle, thank you for coming on the show.

-米歇爾，謝謝你來參加節目。

I'm excited for our interview.

我很期待我們的採訪。

-What's happening right now?

-現在是什麼情況？

-Is that Michelle Obama? -Thank you, Jimmy.

那是米歇爾-奧巴馬嗎？-謝謝你，吉米

Thank so much for having me.

非常感謝你邀請我。

Are these all your friends?

這些都是你的朋友嗎？

It's great to be here with everyone.

很高興能和大家在一起。

-No, that -- -[ Laughing ]

-不，那 -- - [笑]

-I thought these were your friends.

-我以為這些是你的朋友

I know --

我知道...

-No. -Are you kidding me right now?

-你在開玩笑吧？

Is this real? -Are we -- It is real.

這是真的嗎？-是真的嗎？

-Are we -- -It's real.

-是真的嗎？

-Oh. -No -- [ Laughing ]

-哦，不-不 -- [笑]

-Yeah. -We're in the wrong Zoom.

-是的，我們走錯了，變焦。

-Oh, my God!

-哦，我的上帝！

-What happened?!

-怎麼了？

-So good for you, too,

-對你也有好處

You can see what it's like --

你可以看到它是什麼樣子 -

completely packed with everything.

完全裝滿了一切。

-Hello? -Hello?

-你好 你好

-Hello? -[ Laughs ]

-你好？

What?!

什麼？

-Wow. -Jimmy!

-哇哦-吉米！

Wrong book! -Oh, my God!

看錯書了！-哦，我的上帝！

-Wrong book, Jimmy. -What?

-看錯書了，吉米-什麼？

Oh, I think we're in the wrong Zoom!

哦，我想我們走錯了Zoom!

-Oh, my God. No, you're in the right Zoom!

-哦，我的天不，你是在正確的變焦！

-Stay! [ Laughs ] -Yeah.

-留下來！[笑] 是啊。

-Right. -Mm-hmm.

-好吧-嗯哼

-Yeah, we would -- -Hey, it's Jimmy Fallon.

-是的，我們會... - 嘿，我是吉米-法倫。

Wrong Zoom. -Oh, hello.

變焦錯誤-哦，你好

-No way! -[ Laughs ]

-沒門！沒門！ -[笑]

-You stop it!

-你給我住手！

-Hey, it's Michelle Obama!

嘿，是米歇爾-奧巴馬！

Wrong Zoom! -Oh, my God!

變焦錯誤！

Was that for real?

那是真的嗎？

-Yep. -Yeah, that was real.

-是的 是的，那是真的。

-It was real! -[ Screams ]

-這是真的！-[尖叫]

-Oh, my God!

-哦，我的上帝！

-That you should never use a boxed cake, ever.

-你永遠不應該用盒裝蛋糕，永遠不應該。

So if you use anything -- - Twinsy?

所以如果你使用任何...

Twinsy? -[ Laughs ]

Twinsy?-[笑]

-[ Laughs ] -Twinsy?

-孿生兄弟？

Twinsy? -Twinsies!

雙胞胎？-雙胞胎！

-[ Laughs ] -Twinsy!

-雙胞胎！

Oh, there you are!

哦，你在這裡！

-Ah, there you are, twinsy!

-啊，你在這裡，雙胞胎！

-Is this real? Is this really real?

-這是真的嗎？這是真的嗎？

Oh, sorry. Jimmy -- -It's real. It's real.

哦，對不起，吉米...吉米...是真的，是真的

-[ Gasps ] -Oh, I'm sor--

-哦，我很抱歉 --

-I don't believe it! -Sorry, our bad.

-我不相信！-對不起，我們的錯。

-This is so amazing!

-這真是太神奇了！

-That boxed cake sounds good to me, by the way.

-對了，那個盒裝蛋糕聽起來很不錯

-[ Laughing ] -Yeah, I love boxed cake.

-是的，我喜歡盒裝蛋糕。

-Let me make you a real cake.

-讓我給你做一個真正的蛋糕。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

-What song should we do? "Saints Go Marching In"?

-我們應該唱什麼歌？"聖徒進軍"？

[ Playing "Saints Go Marching In" ]

[播放 "聖徒前進"]

-Ooh, yeah. Ooh, yeah.

-哦，是的。哦，是的。

Ooooooh, yeah.

哦哦，是的。

-But before taking soda, I went into diet,

-但在服用蘇打水之前，我就開始節食了。

and I love diet more than I love the other.

而我對飲食的喜愛，更勝於對其他的喜愛。

So I'm with you, Jonie. -[ Continues playing ]

所以我支持你，喬尼。-[繼續播放]

We're diet sisters. -Oh, my goodness!

我們是減肥姐妹-哦，我的天啊！

♪♪

♪♪

-What?!

-什麼？

-This isn't band practice.

-這不是樂隊練習

-Wait, we're in the wrong Zoom, I think.

-等一下，我們走錯了變焦機，我想。

[ Call line chimes ]

[電話線報時]

-Michelle Obama?!

米歇爾-奧巴馬？

-That was odd.

-太奇怪了

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

-"That was odd."

-"真奇怪。"

-Cool, cool. Anyone else?

-酷，酷。還有誰？

-Wrong.

-錯了

-Zoom. -Oh!

-放大-哦！

-Wrong. -Huh?!

-錯了-嗯？

-What?! -Zoom.

-什麼？-放大

-Wrong Zoom. -Wrong Zoom.

-錯了-錯了

-What's happening? -Is this happening?

-發生了什麼事？-發生什麼事了？

-Oh, my God. -[ Laughs ]

-哦，我的上帝。-[笑]

Hi, Michelle! Hi, Jimmy!

嗨，米歇爾！嗨，吉米！

-Gosh! -We're in the wrong Zoom.

-天哪，我們走錯了，變焦。

Sorry, guys. -Our bad.

對不起，夥計們-我們的錯。

-Hi! -My fault.

-是我的錯

That's my fault. -You can stay!

都是我的錯-你可以留下來！

-You can stay!

-你可以留下來！

-Hello?!

-喂？

Can you come back, please? -[ Laughs ]

你能回來嗎？-[笑]

Wow, d-- -Oh!

哇，D--Oh！

[ Overlapping chatter ]

[重疊喋喋不休]

-Oh, my God!

-哦，我的上帝！

-It wasn't an illusion!

-這不是幻覺！

-It really happened!

-真的發生了！

-Oh, my God.

-哦，我的天

-You guys are awesome.

-你們真厲害