Mhm.

嗯

Yeah, yeah.

是啊，是啊。

Mm.

嗯。

What?

什麼？

Yeah, Yeah.

是啊，是啊。

Thousands of years ago, aliens that would come to be known as life fibers crashed to Earth.

幾千年前，後來被稱為生命纖維的外星人墜落到地球上。

These parasites attach themselves to the most intelligent species.

這些寄生蟲附著在最聰明的物種上。

They could find humans, and they even got humans to make them into close.

他們能找到人類，甚至還能讓人類把他們變成親近的人。

So it was easier for them to live on us and provide viewers with gratuitous fan service.

所以他們更容易在我們身上活下去，為觀眾提供無償的粉絲服務。

Yeah.

是啊。

Anyway, the life fibers helped humans evolve more quickly and soon just passively survived as humanity developed.

總之，生命纖維幫助人類更快地進化，很快就隨著人類的發展被動地生存了下來。

But some weren't content with such passivity, like Raggio Cuttery, who had access to the original primordial life fiber that landed on Earth so long ago.

但有些人並不滿足於這樣的被動，比如拉吉奧-卡特利，他能接觸到很久以前登陸地球的原始生命纖維。

And humans are gonna humans.

而人類是會人類的。

So she and her husband experimented on that sucker like nobody's business.

所以她和她丈夫就像沒事人一樣在那個傻瓜身上做實驗。

They attempted to infuse fibers into both of their daughters.

他們試圖將纖維注入兩個女兒的體內。

Their first daughter was too old for the experiment to be a success, and it appeared that their infant second daughter was also a failure.

他們的大女兒年齡太大，實驗不可能成功，看來他們幼小的二女兒也是失敗的。

So radio just through her away, she threw away her baby.

所以，收音機只是通過她走了，她扔掉了她的孩子。

Kinda reminds me of how my dad just threw away our relationship Well, Fortunately for this child, her father couldn't stand by radios decision and rescued her assuming the name machine McCoy, and raised this daughter himself.

還真讓我想起了我爸是怎麼拋棄我們的關係的 幸運的是，這個孩子的父親無法忍受收音機的決定，於是救了她，給她起了個名字叫機器麥考伊，並親自撫養這個女兒。

This is Ryuko.

我是琉子

Yeah.

是啊。

Things were okay for a while, but it wasn't a picnic at the McCoy household where you go and he's seen.

事情一度還算順利，但這不是麥考伊家的野餐，你去了，他就會看到。

Didn't always get along.

並不總是相處。

So he shipped her off to boarding school to fight other people there instead of him.

所以他把她運到寄宿學校，代替他在那裡和別人打架。

When she finally came home, she found dear old dad bleeding out, impaled by a weird looking sword.

當她終於回到家的時候，發現親愛的老爹血流不止，被一把看起來很奇怪的劍刺穿了。

This was the first half of what would become her signature weapon.

這就是後來成為她招牌武器的前半部分。

The scissor blades emissions.

剪刀的排放。

Last moments he urged for you go to find whoever wielded the other half of the weapon.

最後一刻，他催促你去找到揮舞另一半武器的人。

The one who killed him real good might not have known it.

真正殺他的人可能還不知道。

But the scissor blades were created by your father out of life fibers.

但剪刀片是你父親用生命纖維創造出來的。

They're actually one of the only weapons that can cut and destroy life fibers, which is important when your opponents are all using, you know, life fibers.

其實它們是唯一可以切割和破壞生命纖維的武器之一，當你的對手都在使用，你知道，生命纖維的時候，這很重要。

I would say we take a shot every time we say life fiber, but you definitely die with and do not try that at home.

我想說我們每次說生命纖維的時候都會打一針，但是你肯定會死，不要在家裡嘗試。

Anyway.

總之...

With the quest of revenge and half a scissor blade, she started hunting down her father's killer but she couldn't do it by herself, so she found us.

帶著對復仇的追求和半把剪刀刀，她開始追殺殺父仇人，但她一個人做不到，所以她找到了我們。

Can't be sailor suit to help her out.

不能當水手服來幫她。

Yeah, here's that fan service thing I was telling you about.

是啊，這就是我跟你說的那個粉絲服務的事情。

This is sunk.

這是沉的。

It's a living suit made from life fibers, also known as a comma.

這是一種用生命纖維製成的生活服，也叫逗號。

We now there's plenty of clothing out there made with some life fiber, but a common we like ST Kitts is unique in that it's made of 100% life fiber.

我們現在有很多的衣服都是用一些生活纖維做的，但是常見的我們像ST基茨是獨一無二的，它是由100%的生活纖維做的。

And yes, I said living suit point.

沒錯，我說的是生活服點。

Where you calling?

你在哪裡打電話？

These assassins can't hear me.

這些刺客聽不到我的聲音。

Oh, that fears nice.

哦，這恐怕不錯。

Yeah, that's not creepy at all.

是啊，這一點也不詭異。

Not just Anyone can wear sun kits as they have to successfully bond with him for the process to work.

並不是任何人都可以穿戴防晒衣，因為他們必須與他成功結合，這個過程才會有效。

Lucky for Yuko, she absolutely could in no small part thanks to the life fibers infused within her body when she was an infant.

幸子的運氣很好，她絕對可以，這要歸功於她嬰兒時期體內注入的生命纖維。

Wait.

等一下

I just realized she found her dad after years and years just to watch him die.

我才知道她多年後找到她爸爸，就是為了看著他死。

That's pretty awful.

這是非常可怕的。

Well, yeah, she'll be fine.

嗯，是的，她會沒事的。

Just wait.

等著吧

What about me?

那我呢？

With what?

用什麼？

What about you?

你呢？

What if I ever find my dad?

如果我找到了我爸爸怎麼辦？

He's He is there.

他的他在那裡。

Everything will be OK.

一切都會好起來的。

How about we take a break.

不如我們休息一下吧。

Tune in next week for the full death battle between Shadow the Hedgehog and Rico McCoy.

下週請收看刺蝟影子和瑞科-麥考伊的全場死亡之戰。

Where's give me?

哪裡的給我？

It'll be good.

這將是很好的。

Tell me you're proud of me.

告訴我你以我為榮

Tears are gross.

眼淚很噁心。