Name: 與瑪麗-麥克的 "套路" ("The Set Up" With Mary Mack)
Uploaded: 2021-03-16T18:55:54.000Z
Duration: 15 min 36 s

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My first Conan invitation to showcase for Conan,

情態助動詞 A2

I could not come and showcase the live show cases

我不能來展示現場展示的案例。

過去簡單式

because I did not want to break my contract

with the University of Superior, University

of Wisconsin at Superior, performing in their cafeteria.

威斯康星州蘇必利爾分校，在他們的食堂表演。

I'm like, guess these non-traditional students

我很喜歡，猜測這些非傳統的學生。

are getting my Conan showcase set tonight.

So, so I appreciate you keeping up with me.

所以，所以我很感激你跟上我的腳步。

[J. P. ]很多工作都要在短篇裡進行。

Join me, J.P. Buck, as I spotlight the comedians

加入我，J. P. 巴克，我將聚焦喜劇演員。

who came up with some of my favorite Conan sets.

誰想出了一些我最喜歡的柯南套裝。

[Conan] Please welcome, the very funny Mary Mack.

請歡迎，非常有趣的瑪麗-麥克。

I'm trying to remember when you and I first met,

我在努力回憶你和我第一次見面的時間。

like I feel like, if I go back I feel like

就像我覺得，如果我回去，我覺得像。

Somebody recommended me for Andy Kaufman,

Andy Kaufman awards in, um, that year was

安迪考夫曼獎在，嗯，那一年是

at the HBO comedy festival in Vegas that year.

在當年拉斯維加斯的HBO喜劇節上。

And what was great is the show that I got to

而最棒的是這個節目，我得到了。

produce was hosted, and we got co-hosts Reggie Watts

製作主持，我們得到了共同主持人雷吉-沃茨，

And I remember so many people afterwards came back

and were just telling me about how great you were.

I remember the first comment I ever saw of yours about me

我還記得我第一次看到你對我的評價

哇，是啊，鼓勵我不要再繼續了。

Like I was like, that's the best comment I ever got.

就像我一樣，這是最好的評論，我曾經得到。

All anybody ever said was, they'll never get it.

所有的人都說，他們永遠不會得到它。

你會不適合，我想，這很奇怪。

They say people will never get it because

他們說，人們永遠不會明白，因為

and seems like we all have a pretty good time.

而且似乎我們都有一個相當不錯的時間。

Back then, submissions where, I had a lot

當時，提交的地方，我有很多。

通過VHS錄音帶提交的材料的比例。

I think that's what my first, the first things you said

我想這是我的第一，你說的第一件事。

So I have, this is book three of a library of DVD

所以，我有，這是第三冊的DVD庫。

I've actually looked, there's, there's the first person

其實我看了，有，有第一人稱。

It's the M book starts with Mary Mack and there are four.

cause I don't have copies, I don't have copies.

因為我沒有副本，我沒有副本。

Boy, I'm surprised I didn't send you like reel

孩子，我很驚訝，我沒有送你像卷軸

好吧，不過謝謝你把這些東西留著。

So we met 2007, you weren't on the show until 2016.

所以我們2007年就認識了，你是2016年才上的節目。

你在這裡注意到了，你說的笑話。

out in 34 of the United States, Canada and Mexico

在美國、加拿大和墨西哥的34個國家中，有34個國家發生了火災。

I know, I do my own scientific experiments,

like I don't feel good about a joke going on TV.

就像我不覺得好 一個笑話去電視上。

I feel like I need to try it in at least 11 States.

我覺得我至少要在11個州試一試。

I need to know because it's a thing cause I grew up

我需要知道，因為這是一個東西，因為我長大了。

作為一個孩子在非常庇護的地區。

So even still some of my words aren't the right words

所以，即使如此，我的一些話還是不對頭的

So I have to do all these like trial and error.

所以我必須像試錯一樣做這些。

Like I keep little logs, but that's what comedy is.

就像我保持小日誌，但這就是喜劇。

And then, you know, yeah, it's interesting.

然後，你知道，是的，這很有趣。

You know, how I warmed up to do it was we went down

你知道，我是如何熱身做它是我們去了下來。

and we were doing nine shows at the Clay County Fair

我們在克萊縣集市上做了九場演出。

in Spencer, Iowa, which is the largest County Fair,

在愛荷華州的斯賓塞，這是最大的縣級博覽會。

對不起，對不起，向大家吹牛了。

but the largest County Fair in the Country, J.P.

但全國最大的縣級博覽會，J.P。

是啊，是啊。是啊，是啊。所以我做了三天

and I do three shows a day and clean to farmers

我一天做三場演出，給農民打掃衛生。

and the lion trainer from, there's tigers next door

和獅子訓練師從，有老虎隔壁。

I have to always be more entertaining than tigers.

So I did my Conan set up top, every show, for nine show,

所以我在上面做了我的柯南套路，每期節目，九期節目。

three shows a day, three, three days, nine shows.

And for the first five minutes of every show,

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