But this time he might have displayed some deeply inappropriate behavior.

但這次他可能表現出一些極不恰當的行為。

Politicians take positions for all sorts of reasons, including political expediency and bowing the pressure.

政治家們出於各種原因採取立場，包括政治上的權宜之計和向壓力低頭。

But people know the difference between playing politics, bowing to counsel, cancel culture and the truth.

但人們知道玩弄政治、向諮詢者低頭、取消文化和真理的區別。

How dare you appropriate our culture of blaming, cancel culture are cancel.

你怎麼敢挪用我們的文化的指責，取消文化都取消。

Culture criticism is not your costume.

文化責備不是你的服裝。

And if it were honey, you'd be wearing a J.

如果是蜂蜜，你就會穿著J。

C.

C.

Penney's outlets.

潘尼的網點。

Suit an American flag pin that's permanently drill into your chest cavity.

適合一個美國國旗胸針，永久鑽進你的胸腔。

Or be a guy with a mouthful of dove beauty bars where your teeth used to be.

或者是做一個人，在你以前牙齒的地方，有一嘴的鴿子美容棒。

Or you'd have the glint, the little eyes of two bugs they've got inside a human and just decided to eat his organs one by one.

或者你會有閃光，小眼睛的兩個蟲子 他們已經得到了一個人的體內，只是決定吃他的器官一個一個。

Or you look like you got your talents surgically expanded to make room for extra helpings of roast beef from a hotel conventions carving station.

或者你看起來就像你的才能被手術擴大了，以便為酒店會議雕刻站的烤牛肉提供額外的幫助。

So all that being said Senator, if Cuomo is allowed to blame this on cancel culture, how long until dirtbags everywhere start using it as a catch all excuse, and the phrase loses its gravity taller.

所以說，參議員，如果允許Cuomo將此歸咎於取消文化，那麼還要多久，各地的土豪們才會開始將其作為一個萬能的藉口，這句話也就失去了更高的重心。

I'm worried about you guys.

我很擔心你們。

Attorney General James is has lost an investigation and and And I trust that, uh, you know she is She is more than capable to be able to handle this investigation into of allegations we need to let our robust and infallible legal system do its job of giving wealthy predators the opportunity to settle out of court and face zero criminal charges.

總檢察長詹姆斯是失去了一個調查，我相信，呃，你知道她是，她是更有能力能夠處理這個調查的指控，我們需要讓我們的強大和無懈可擊的法律制度做它的工作，給富裕的掠奪者的機會，以解決法院和麵對零刑事指控。

That's right now, House Minority Leader and Manu swears deep faked Kevin McCarthy landed at the southern border to sound the alarm that the immigration crisis Republicans didn't solve can now be pinned on someone from the other party.

也就是現在，眾議院少數黨領袖、馬努發誓深造凱文-麥卡錫登陸南部邊境，敲響了共和黨人沒有解決的移民危機的警鐘，現在可以寄託在另一個黨派的人身上。

This crisis is created by the presidential policies of this new administration.

這場危機是由這個新政府的總統政策造成的。

There's no other way to claim it that a Biden border crisis when I talked to the doctor to see when they're being tested for covid when they get out, more than 10% are testing positive.

沒有其他的方式來聲稱它，一個拜登邊境危機當我和醫生交談時，看看他們什麼時候被測試covid，當他們出來時，超過10％的測試是積極的。

I mean, that's exactly right.

我的意思是，這是完全正確的。

If Biden was serious about covid, he would stop immigration.

如果拜登是認真的，他就會停止移民。

Also, he would end abortion since fetuses could become scientists who invent an amazing vaccine you may not know Steve Jobs.

另外，他還會結束墮胎，因為胎兒可以成為發明一種神奇疫苗的科學家，你可能不知道喬布斯。

His father was a fetus.

他的父親是個胎兒。

Exactly.

就是這樣

Senator, back us up.

參議員，支持我們。

No, he's absolutely wrong.

不，他完全錯了。

For representative McCarthy to be there on the border when he was nowhere to be found previously just really smacks of hypocrisy at this particular moment.

對於麥卡錫代表來說，當他之前無處可尋時，他卻出現在邊境上，在這個特殊的時刻，真的很有虛偽的味道。

He needs to be back, you know, in D.

他需要回來，你知道，在D。

C.

C.

Trying to help find the fix instead of having a political stunt.

試圖幫助找到解決辦法，而不是搞政治噱頭。

Immigration isn't just a shoehorn covid issue.

移民不僅僅是一個鞋帽的問題。

McCarthy also said this.

麥卡錫也說過這樣的話。

I just left a few border agents and I asked them, Who are the individuals you're catching?

我剛離開幾個邊防人員，我就問他們，你們要抓的個人是誰？

Yeah, they're from Central America.

是的，他們來自中美洲。

But you know who else?

但你知道還有誰嗎？

Iran.

伊朗：

Yemen?

葉門？

That's right.

是的

Immigrants travel here through a tunnel network connected to all our enemies.

移民們通過一個與我們所有敵人相連的隧道網絡來到這裡。

Yes, this is a thing everyone knows about and they're pushing so many new immigrants in that Americans are being forced up into Canada like that coin machine at the arcade.

是的，這件事大家都知道，他們把很多新移民推到了加拿大，美國人就像商場裡的投幣機一樣，被逼上了加拿大。

Oh, my God, Scary stuff here.

哦，我的上帝，可怕的東西在這裡。

Everyone moving on.

每個人都在前進。

Republican controlled states are introducing voter I D laws to prevent another 9 11 of voter turnout.

共和黨控制的各州正在引入選民身份識別法，以防止選民投票率的再次9 11。

Meanwhile, in Washington, House Democrats passed the HR one voting rights bill, which violates Americans inalienable right to disenfranchise Americans, Senator do we really want some pencil pushers in Washington telling the states how to best disenfranchise their voters?

與此同時，在華盛頓，眾議院民主黨人通過了HR一投票權法案，該法案侵犯了美國人不可剝奪的權利，參議員我們真的希望華盛頓的一些筆桿子告訴各州如何最好地剝奪選民的投票權嗎？

Every American should take pause at the fact that Republican controlled legislatures across the country are added again.

每個美國人都應該暫停一下，全國各地的共和黨控制的立法機構又增加了。

All of these bills are gravitating through legislatures across the country begs the question that if these people are afraid of people voting, I mean, why are they even running for election in the first place?

所有這些法案都在全國各地的立法機構中引出了一個問題，如果這些人害怕人們投票，我的意思是，為什麼他們甚至首先要參加選舉？

It lacks courage to suppress the vote.

它缺乏壓制投票的勇氣。

I mean, we need to get rid of the ballot drop boxes.

我的意思是，我們需要擺脫選票投遞箱。

I mean, they're confusing as hell and hard to get in and out of using an idea to vote is common sense.

我的意思是，他們很混亂，很難進入和退出使用一個想法來投票是常識。

Like I use my ID when I pay for something with a credit card, which in every way is the exact same activity is voting.

就像我用信用卡支付東西的時候用的是我的身份證，這在各方面都是完全一樣的活動就是投票。

The comparisons are ridiculous.

這種比較是荒謬的。

You know, having a credit card is not a fundamental right.

要知道，擁有信用卡並不是一項基本權利。

Agree to disagree.

同意不同意。

Oh, that sound of a dance fist slamming the dinner table means it's time for our new segment.

哦，那舞拳猛擊餐桌的聲音，意味著我們的新環節時間到了。

You don't think we can get mad at this wrong?

錯了還能不生氣？

Here's how it works.

下面是它的工作原理。

There's a thing you don't think we can get mad at.

有一件事你認為我們不能生氣。

But then you're wrong because we do.

但你錯了，因為我們錯了。

Let's start with this Joe, not my Trump.

先說這個喬，不是我的特朗普。

Biden says that because of expanding vaccine eligibility, Americans will be able to celebrate the Fourth of July with backyard cookouts.

拜登說，因為擴大疫苗資格，美國人將可以用後院野炊來慶祝國慶節。

That makes me mad somehow.

這讓我莫名的生氣。

And here's how everyone on my block is gonna bang on my door, banging into the ground to have the traditional Templeton backyard cookout, unaware that during quarantine, I converted my backyard into a half pipe risk scooter tricks.

而我街區的所有人都會在我的門上，敲鑼打鼓地進行傳統的坦普頓後院野炊，卻不知道在隔離期間，我把後院改造成了半管風險滑板車技巧。

Next up, Yo yo Ma's playing cello during his 15 minute post vaccine injection observation period.

接下來，馬友友在注射疫苗後15分鐘的觀察期內拉大提琴。

Cello playing encourages a lazy culture of sitting.

大提琴演奏鼓勵人們養成懶惰的坐姿文化。

If mod doesn't repeatedly clean and jerk that cello.

如果model不反覆清理和抽打那個大提琴。

Okay, the sitters violin.

好吧，坐席小提琴。

I don't want to hear that.

我不想聽這個。

Do nothing.

什麼都不要做。

Trash.

垃圾。

Yep, I'm mad at that, too.

是的，我也很生氣。

And lastly, sponges.

最後是海綿。

Look at that sponge.

看那塊海綿。

It's nuts.

這是瘋了。

Why is it that so?

為什麼會這樣呢？

Smell good and sponge smells bad.

聞起來很香，海綿聞起來很臭。

That sucks.

糟透了

You can't grow anything on that green part.

你不能在那片綠色的地方種任何東西。

It's not real grass.

這不是真正的草。

It's a liar.

這是一個金光黨。

And that's how you play.

這就是你的遊戲方式。

You don't think we can get mad at wrong?

錯了就不能生氣嗎？

Mhm.

嗯

Yeah, Mhm.

是的，嗯