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  • -Welcome to "The Tonight Show."

    -歡迎來到 "今夜秀"。

  • [ Cheering and applause ] That's what I'm talking about!

    [歡呼和掌聲] 這就是我說的!

  • That's right.

    是的

  • Happy Friday, everybody.

    大家週五快樂

  • [ Laughing ] Well, guys, last night,

    [笑]嗯,夥計們,昨晚。

  • President Biden delivered his first prime time address

    拜登總統首次在黃金時段發表演講

  • and he announced a new goal for the country

    他宣佈了國家的新目標

  • in the fight against COVID.

    在打擊COVID的鬥爭中。

  • -If we we do this together, by July the 4th,

    -如果我們在7月4日之前一起做這件事的話

  • there's a good chance you, your families, and friends

    你、你的家人和朋友們很有可能

  • will be able to get together in your backyard

    後院見分曉

  • or in your neighborhood and have a cookout

    或在你的鄰居,並有一個野炊

  • or a barbecue and celebrate Independence Day.

    或燒烤,慶祝獨立日。

  • -Yeah, Biden was like a first grade teacher who's like,

    -是的 拜登就像一年級的老師一樣

  • "If you guys behave this year,

    "如果你們今年表現好。

  • we can have a big pizza party on the last day, okay?

    我們可以有一個大的比薩餅黨 在最後一天,好嗎?

  • [ Cheering and applause ]

    [歡呼和掌聲]

  • Let's do it."

    讓我們動手吧。"

  • This is classic America.

    這是經典的美國。

  • We're safe all year and then celebrate

    我們一年都很安全,然後慶祝

  • by mixing beer and fireworks.

    通過混合啤酒和煙花。

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • Imagine the entire country

    想象一下,整個國家

  • throwing down on the 4th of July.

    在7月4日扔下。

  • Budweiser's about to be the new Bitcoin.

    百威啤酒即將成為新的比特幣.

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • I'm very prepared to barbecue on July 4th.

    我很準備在7月4日燒烤。

  • For the last year, I pretty much grabbed everything

    在過去的一年裡,我幾乎抓住了所有的東西。

  • with a giant set of tongs.

    用一套巨大的鉗子。

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • Everyone's excited. My aunt is already planning

    大家都很興奮。我姑姑已經在計劃

  • all the weird stuff she's going to put in the potato salad.

    所有的奇怪的東西,她要把 在洋芋沙拉。

  • [ As aunt ] You want raisins?

    [作為姑姑] 你要葡萄乾嗎?

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • I put a little coffee.

    我放了一點咖啡。

  • Everyone's like, "What's that mystery flavor?"

    每個人都喜歡,"那是什麼神祕的味道?"

  • Yeah, it'll be nice to go over to your neighbor's

    是啊,去你鄰居家會很好的

  • for a barbecue and realize they're the ones

    為一個燒烤,並意識到他們是那些。

  • who've been stealing your Amazon packages all year.

    誰一直在偷你的亞馬遜包裹一年。

  • It's like, "Hey, that dog bed has our dog's name on it."

    這就像,"嘿,那張狗床有我們的狗的名字就可以了。"

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • Biden also announced that,

    拜登還宣佈,。

  • in order to increase the rate of vaccinations,

    以提高疫苗接種率;

  • more people will be eligible to administer the vaccine,

    更多的人將有資格接種疫苗。

  • including dentists,

    包括牙科醫生。

  • veterinarians, and medical students.

    獸醫和醫學生。

  • Actually, I'm already booked to get the needle flipped

    其實,我已經預約好了,要去打針了。

  • into my arm by a Benihana chef.

    被Benihana的廚師塞進我的手臂。

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • [ Applause ]

    [掌聲]

  • [ Drumsticks clacking ]

    [鼓槌敲擊聲]

  • "Ooh!"

    "哦!"

  • Guys, Daylight Savings Time starts this weekend.

    夥計們,夏令時這個週末開始了。

  • A little reminder for you, there.

    給你一個小小的提醒,有。

  • I saw that a group of bipartisan senators

    我看到兩黨參議員組成的一個小組

  • led by Marco Rubio reintroduced a bill to make it permanent.

    為首的馬可-盧比奧重新提出了一項法案,使之成為永久。

  • Yeah. Number one on the list of issues

    是啊。排名第一的問題

  • Americans care about the most?

    美國人最關心的是什麼?

  • Clock stuff. [ Laughter ]

    時鐘的東西。[笑聲]

  • Oh, listen to this -- I heard that the U.S. Navy

    哦,聽這個... ... 我聽說美國海軍... ...

  • is having a problem with one of its boats.

    有一艘船出了問題。

  • Look at this. -Officials say

    看看這個-官員們說

  • the USS Connecticut,

    "康涅狄格 "號。

  • one of the most elite submarines in the U.S. Navy,

    美國海軍最精銳的潛艇之一。

  • is now infested with bedbugs.

    現在是臭蟲出沒的地方。

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • -There's nothing like being a mile underwater and hearing,

    -沒有什麼能比在水下一英里處聽到的聲音更讓人興奮的了。

  • "Okay, so don't freak out."

    "好吧,所以不要嚇壞了。"

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • I think it's a nuclear submarine

    我想這是一艘核潛艇。

  • because the bedbugs are all the size of little horses.

    因為臭蟲都有小馬的大小。

  • -Aw.

    -啊

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • -The bedbug situation is pretty brutal.

    -臭蟲的情況是相當殘酷的。

  • Apparently, everyone onboard was itching

    顯然,船上的每個人都很癢

  • like it was Fleet Week.

    好像是艦隊週一樣。

  • [ Groaning ]

    [呻吟]

  • Come on.

    來吧。

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • I can't believe it's been a whole year of the pandemic --

    我不敢相信這已經是整整一年的流行病了 --

  • a whole year!

    整整一年!

  • I mean, it's already time for the Grammys again.

    我的意思是,它已經時間 格萊美獎再次。

  • Oh, that reminds me. Tariq, did you hear that

    哦,這提醒了我。塔裡克,你聽到了嗎?

  • The Weeknd is boycotting the Grammys?

    The Weeknd要抵制格萊美獎?

  • -How can Saturday and Sunday boycott an awards show?

    -週六和週日怎麼能抵制頒獎典禮?

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • -You know what I meant.

    -你知道我的意思

  • -You heard what I said!

    -你聽到我說的了!

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • -This is it.

    -就是這樣

  • -Our big pandemic fight.

    -我們的大流行病鬥爭。

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • -Both: Go!

    -走!

  • -I'm sick of seeing you every day!

    -我已經厭倦了每天看到你!

  • -I'm sick of hearing you every day!

    -我已經聽膩了你每天的話!

  • -I'm sick of looking over there!

    -我已經厭倦了看那邊!

  • -I'm sick of looking over there!

    -我已經厭倦了看那邊!

  • -I don't feel heard!

    -我不覺得有人在聽!

  • -I don't feel seen!

    -我不覺得被人看見了!

  • -Apologize!

    -道歉!

  • -You apologize.

    -你給我道歉

  • -I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings!

    -對不起,如果我傷害了你的感情!

  • -Saying "if" negates the apology.

    -說 "如果 "就否定了道歉。

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • -You're right.

    -你是對的

  • I'm sorry for hurting your feelings.

    我很抱歉傷害了你的感情。

  • -And I'm sorry for the hurtful things I said.

    -我為我說的那些傷人的話感到抱歉

  • -Thank you!

    -謝謝你!

  • -My pleasure!

    -我的榮幸!

  • [ Both sigh ]

    [兩者嘆息]

  • I'm glad that's over.

    我很高興這一切都結束了。

  • -Yeah. And now we can enjoy the weekend.

    -是啊,現在我們可以享受這個週末了現在我們可以享受週末了

  • -But not at the Grammys.

    -但不是在格萊美頒獎典禮上。

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • [ Simple Minds' "Don't Forget (About Me)" plays ]

    [Simple Minds' "Don't Forget (About Me)" plays]

  • [ Laughter and applause ] -♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey

    [笑聲和掌聲] - 嘿,嘿,嘿,嘿,嘿

  • Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

    # Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh #

  • [ Laughter and applause continues ]

    [笑聲和掌聲繼續]

  • -Just -- Just -- Just --

    -只是... 只是... 只是...

  • -Where am I, man?

    -我在哪裡,夥計?

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • -As I mentioned, [ Clapping ] the Grammys are this Sunday.

    -我說過,格萊美獎在這個星期天舉行。

  • [ Cheering and applause ] Oh, my gosh. I'm excited.

    [歡呼和掌聲] 哦,我的天哪,我很興奮。

  • All the biggest names in music will be there.

    所有的大牌音樂人都會到場。

  • Check out this promo I saw today.

    看看我今天看到的這個宣傳片。

  • -Tune in this Sunday to the Grammy Awards,

    -本週日請收看格萊美獎頒獎典禮。

  • with special guests...

    與特別嘉賓...

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • ...and...

    ...還有...

  • [ Laughter and applause ] -Ah! I'm excited.

    我很興奮。

  • I am excited.

    我很興奮。

  • -Yeah. -I'm freaking out.

    -是啊 我都快嚇壞了

  • I'm psyched up.

    我很興奮。

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • [ Laughing ] Some more entertainment news.

    還有一些娛樂新聞。

  • [ Clap ] [ Laughter ]

    [拍手] [笑聲]

  • I saw that Netflix is trying out a new feature

    我看到Netflix正在嘗試一個新的功能。

  • to crack down on shared passwords,

    以打擊共享密碼。

  • by sending users a verification code

    通過向用戶發送驗證碼

  • before they can log into an account.

    才能登錄賬戶。

  • Americans heard and were like,

    美國人聽了,就像。

  • "Okay, then I guess we'll just share the code."

    "好吧,那我想我們就分享一下代碼吧。"

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

    [笑聲和掌聲]

  • Yeah, this is big. Netflix could be getting rid

    是啊,這是大。Netflix可能會擺脫

  • of the last remaining link

    殘餘環節

  • between you and your ex from three years ago.

    三年前你和你的前夫之間。

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • Apparently, people using their friend's password

    很顯然,人們使用朋友的密碼。

  • say they're getting a message on the screen that reads...

    說他們在螢幕上收到一條資訊,上面寫著... ...

  • Yeah, that's real.

    是的,這是真的。

  • Meanwhile, if you try to log in to Paramount+, it says...

    同時,如果你試圖登錄到Paramount+,它說... ...

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

    [笑聲和掌聲]

  • Why? Why? -Yeah.

    為什麼? - 為什麼?為什麼?

  • -Finally, I saw that Ace Hardware's offering

    -最後,我看到了Ace Hardware的產品。

  • something new to its customers. Listen to this.

    新的東西給它的客戶。聽聽這個。

  • -Ace Hardware offering to help customers find a sitter,

    -Ace Hardware提供幫助客戶尋找保姆。

  • so you can focus on home improvement projects.

    這樣你就可以專注於家庭裝修項目。

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • -Meanwhile, Lowe's is keeping it simple

    -同時,Lowe's也保持著簡單的風格。

  • by offering leashes to tie your kid to a nearby tree.

    通過提供繩索將孩子綁在附近的樹上。

  • [ Laughter ]

    [笑聲]

  • I guess this explains Ace's new jingle.

    我想這就解釋了Ace的新廣告語。

  • ♪♪

    ♪♪

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

    [笑聲和掌聲]

-Welcome to "The Tonight Show."

-歡迎來到 "今夜秀"。

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