[screaming]

[尖叫]

Make a sharp left!

向左急轉！

[screaming]

[尖叫]

[screaming]

[尖叫]

Ow!

嗷！

We're here!

我們到了！

I still don't understand why you had me wear a blindfold.

我還是不明白你為什麼讓我戴上眼罩。

Oh, um, I didn't want you to get anything in your eyes. See?

哦，嗯，我不想讓你的眼睛裡有東西。看到了嗎？

I-Ick.

我...

[laughing]

[笑]

Okay, thanks, buddy. I'm going to my club meeting now.

好的，謝謝你，夥計我現在要去參加我的俱樂部會議了。

What's your club, hmm?

你的俱樂部是什麼，嗯？

[giggling]

[傻笑]

Uh, it's the Empty Head Society.

呃，是空頭會。

Eh, it's a place where guys like me

誒，這是一個像我這樣的人的地方。

can give their "powerful intellects" a much-needed rest.

可以讓他們的 "強大智力 "得到亟待的休息。

Whoa! I'd love to rest my intellect. Can I join?

哇！我想休息一下我的智力。我可以加入嗎？

Sure! Anyone can join. It's exclusive.

當然可以！任何人都可以加入。這是獨家的。

[humming]

[哼哼]

Oh, that's not how you open it.

哦，這不是你打開它的方式。

You have to step on the automatic doormat.

你必須踩著自動門墊。

Hmm.

嗯。

Ding!

叮！

Ooh.

哦。

[mumbling]

[喃喃自語]

[mumbling]

[喃喃自語]

Wow. They do seem blissfully brainless.

哇哦他們確實看起來很幸福無腦。

Oh, oh, hold it!

哦，哦，等等！

You have to check your smart thingy at the door.

你必須在門口檢查你的智能設備。

[clucking]

[咯咯]

[mumbling]

[喃喃自語]

Huh.

咦。

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

[mumbling]

[喃喃自語]

[mumbling]

[喃喃自語]

Ooh.

哦。

[mumbling]

[喃喃自語]

- Hello, numbskull. - Hiya, dodo!

- 你好，笨蛋- 嗨，嘟嘟！

- Shall we do the Empty Head handshake? - Okay!

- 我們要不要來個 "空頭 "握手？- 好啊！

[screaming]

[尖叫]

What was that?

那是什麼？

The signal for the meeting to start. Come on.

會議開始的信號。來吧，來吧

[mumbling]

[喃喃自語]

Yay!

呀！

[mumbling]

[喃喃自語]

[music playing]

[音樂播放]

Hmm. Mm. Mm.

嗯，嗯。Mm. Mm.Mm. Mm.

Good, I see everyone's in their assigned places.

很好，我看到大家都在各自的位置上。

The secretary will now read the minutes.

祕書現在讀出會議紀錄。

These are the minutes.

這是會議記錄。

One minute, twelve minutes, wait a minute, give me a minute.

一分鐘，十二分鐘，等一下，給我一分鐘。

Hike!

徒步！

Are there any new initiates here tonight?

今晚有新的入門者嗎？

SpongeBob, go up. You always wanted to join the club.

海綿寶寶，上去吧你一直想加入這個俱樂部

[mumbling]

[喃喃自語]

Hmm, are you sure you're, uh, brainless enough?

嗯，你確定你，呃，沒腦子嗎？

Perfect!

完美！

You've earned your first badge.

你贏得了你的第一個徽章。

It's time to pass the jar.

是時候把罐子遞給我了。

Hmm?

嗯？

Hmm? Uh.

嗯？ - 嗯。嗯。

Drink! Drink! Drink!

喝！喝吧！喝！

Drink! Drink! Drink!

喝！喝吧！喝！

Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink!

喝！喝吧！喝！喝！喝！ 喝！喝！

[belching]

[噯氣]

[sighing]

[嘆氣]

Ugh!

啊！

What? You said drink!

什麼，你說喝！

Ahem. Lemonade?

咳咳檸檬水？

Oh.

哦。

We just save and date the drool.

我們只是保存和約會的口水。

But that was so dopey you earned another badge!

但是，這是太愚蠢了，你贏得了另一個徽章!

- There! - Ahh!

- 那裡！- 啊！

It's now time to go out in the community

現在是時候到社區去了

- and help the citizens - Ow!

- 並幫助公民 - 嗷！

of Bikini Bottom by doing our civic duty.

通過履行我們的公民義務，比基尼底褲的。

Whatever that means.

不管那是什麼意思。

We're gonna do some civic duty?

我們要去做一些公民責任？

We call it the "Nitwitting."

我們稱它為 "打盹兒"。

♪ We're all unfit ♪

我們都不適合

♪ We must admit We're dumb as a box of rocks ♪

我們必須承認我們笨得像一箱石頭

♪ But time permitting We'll be nitwitting ♪

但時間允許，我們將是nitwitting的

♪ Has anyone seen my socks? ♪

* Has anyone seen my socks? *

To the mini boats!

敬小船！

To the mini boats!

敬小船！

Patrick, why are we doing this, again?

帕特里克，我們為什麼要這樣做，再次？

I have no idea.

我不知道。

[screaming]

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Hey, mister. You dropped your ball.

嘿，先生。你的球掉了

[screaming]

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You keep running. I'll pace you.

你繼續跑。我給你配速

[screaming]

[尖叫]

These lights could use a smile.

這些燈可以使用一個微笑。

[crashing]

[崩潰]

[screaming]

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