DO YOU KNOW, THIS IT'S BEEN EXACTLY ONE YEAR SINCE WE LAST

你知道嗎，這已經是整整一年了，自從我們上一次

TAPED A SHOW WITH A STUDIO AUDIENCE.

錄音室聽眾的錄音表演。

>> WOW.

>> WOW。

>> A YEAR TODAY, ISN'T THAT CRAZY.

>> 一年了，是不是很瘋狂。

>> ISN'T THAT MAD?

>> 是不是瘋了？

SO THERE ARE BABIES OUT THERE, THERE ARE BABIES OUT THERE WHO

所以，有嬰兒在那裡，有嬰兒在那裡誰。

HAVE NEVER SEEN EMOJI NEWS.

從來沒有看到過EMOJI新聞。

(LAUGHTER) YEAH, YOU CAN CATCH IT ON

是的，你可以看到它的。

YOUTUBE BUT YOU HAVE TO SEE IT LIVE.

在YouTube上，但你必須看到它的現場。

THAT'S THE THING.

這就是問題所在。

IF YOU REMEMBER, VIN DIESEL, DO YOU REMEMBER VIN DIESEL WAS ON

如果你還記得，VIN DIESEL，你還記得VIN DIESEL是在。

THAT SHOW AND NOT EVEN HE COULD STOP THE PANDEMIC FROM

那場秀，甚至他都無法阻止PANDEMIC從。

HAPPENING.

發生。

THAT IS WHEN I KNEW IT WAS REAL.

這時我才知道這是真的。

AND IN MEMORIES OF THAT LAST SHOW.

並在記憶中的最後一個節目，

>> HE WAS GOLFING AROUND THE OFFICE AND I THOUGHT SURELY THIS

>> 他在辦公室裡打高爾夫，我想這肯定是。

WILL BE THE HIGHLIGHT OF THE YEAR.

將是今年的亮點。

AND IT WAS.

而它是。

>> IT WAS.

>> 它是。

>> James: BUT THINGS ARE LOOKING UP, IT'S BEEN ANNOUNCED

>> 詹姆斯。但事情有了起色，已經公佈了。

THAT ONE IN FOUR ADULTS IN THE UNITED STATES HAVE NOW RECEIVED

美國四分之一的成年人現在已經接受了。

THEIR FIRST VACCINE DOSE.

他們的第一個疫苗劑量：

YEAH, YEAH, ONE IN FOUR.

是的，是的，一進四。

ONE IN FOUR.

四分之一。

AND THE OTHER THREE OUT OF FOUR ADULTS ARE EXTREME LEIGH HAPPY

而其他四分之三的成年人則是極度快樂的。

FOR THEM.

為他們。

THAT'S WONDERFUL NEWS.

這真是個好消息。

GOOD FOR YOU.

對你有好處。

25 PERCENT THE WAY THERE.

25％的方式，在那裡。

TO PUT THAT INTO PANDEMIC TERMS WE'VE JUST PUT THE SOURDOUGH

把它用潘多拉的術語說出來，我們已經把源頭放在了這裡。

INTO THE PROOFING BASKET.

進入驗證籃。

IT IS MAD THOUGH, IF YOU HAD TOLD ME A YEAR AGO THAT NEARLY

如果你在一年前告訴我，幾乎是...

100 MILLION AMERICANS WOULD BE VACCINATED FOR COVID BY MARCH

1億美國人將在3月前接種COVID疫苗。

2021, I WOULD HAVE SAID WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.

2021年，我就會說你在說什麼。

THEY SAID THIS WILL BE OVER IN TWO WEEKS.

他們說，這將是在兩個星期內結束。

ALL WE'VE GOT TO DO IS FLATEN THE CURVE, THAT'S IT.

我們要做的就是把曲線拉平，就是這樣。

WHEN THE WARM WITH COMES IT WILL JUST DISAPPEAR.

當溫暖來臨的時候，它就會消失。

GEORGE IS HERE, GUYS.

喬治在這裡，夥計們。

THIS GEORGE.

這個GEORGE。

GEORGE IS ON.

喬治是在。

GEORGE IS ON CAMERA ONE.

喬治是在鏡頭一。

GEORGE IS HERE BECAUSE JOEL SIGNED A DEAL WITH NETFLIX.

喬治在這裡是因為喬爾與NETFLIX簽訂了協議。

YES.

是的。

YES.

是的。

HE SIGNED A DEAL, HE WAS SUCH A BREAKOUT STAR.

他簽了一份協議，他是這樣一個突破性的明星。

IT WAS AFTER WE DID CORDON'S CRAZY WHEEL OF MONDO BONKERS.

這是在我們做了CORDON的瘋狂的輪子MONDO BONKERS之後。

THEY WERE LIKE WE HAVE TO SNAP THIS GUY UP NOW.

他們就像我們現在要把這傢伙搶過來。

26 MILLION DOLLARS.

2600萬美金。

THAT IS WHAT HE HAS GOT, DOING TWO SPECIALS AND A REALITY

這就是他得到了什麼，做兩個特別節目和一個現實。

SERIES.

系列：

HE'S NOT IN THE REALITY SERIES, HE IS JUST EXECUTIVE BUT THE TWO

他不是在現實系列中，他只是執行者，但這兩個

LIVE SPECIALS, YEAH.

現場特輯，是的。

>> SHONDA IS BUILDING A COUPLE SHOWS AROUND HIM.

>> SHONDA正在圍繞著他打造一連串的節目。

>> James: THAT'S RIGHT, SHONDA RHIMES IS DOING A SHOW CALLED

>> 詹姆斯：這是正確的， 肖恩達-雷米斯正在做一個節目叫

JOELIS HIM, IT IS JOEL IN REGAL DRESS AND HE IS GOING AT IT IN A

喬伊斯，他是穿著正裝的喬伊斯，他正以一種全新的方式去做。

BIG WAY, BUT WE'RE HAPPY FOR HIM, WE'RE THRILLED FOR HIM,

大的方式，但我們為他感到高興， 我們為他感到高興。

JOEL, GOOD LUCK, JUST INVITE US ON THE YACHT THIS SUMMER.

喬爾，祝你好運，只是邀請我們在遊艇上今年夏天。

THAT SAUL WE SAY.

我們說，索爾。

HOW ARE YOU DOING, GEORGE?

你怎麼樣，喬治？

ARE YOU GOOD?

你行嗎？

EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?

一切都還好吧？

YEAH?

是嗎？

EVERYTHING GOOD, OKAY, COOL.

一切都很好，好吧，酷。

AND DID YOU-- WHERE ABOUT ARE YOU FROM, GEORGE?

你是從哪裡來的，喬治？

(LAUGHTER) I'M KIDDINGK I'M KIDDING.

我在開玩笑，我在開玩笑。

I JUST LOVE YOU WALKING AROUND WITH THAT MICROPHONE.

我喜歡你拿著那部手機走來走去。

>> YOU KNOW, MY MIDDLE NAME IS GEORGE.

>> 你知道，我的中間名是喬治。

>> James: WHAT IS YOUR MIDDLE NAME, GEORGE?

>> 詹姆斯。你的中間名是什麼，喬治？

(LAUGHTER) IT'S ALL RIGHT, IT DOESN'T

（大笑）這一切都對，它沒有。

MATTER.

事項：

ALL RIGHT.

好吧。

GEORGE WE'RE LOVE THAT YOU HERE.

喬治，我們愛你在這裡。

AND DID EVERYBODY SEE THIS, THE VACCINE VIAL THAT WAS USED TO

每個人都看到了這一點， 疫苗IAL，用於用於

ADMINISTER THE VERY FIRST DOSE IN THE UNITED STATES HAS BEEN

在美國的第一劑藥已被服下。

SENT TO THE SMITHSONIAN.

寄給《史密森人》。

YEAH.

是的。

EVEN MUSEUMS ARE GETTING THE VACCINES BEFORE ME.

甚至連博物館都比我先打上了疫苗。

THE VIAL WILL BE PART OF AN EXHIBIT PLAN FORD NEXT YEAR AND

VIAL將成為福特明年展覽計劃中的一部分，並且

THERE WILL EVEN BE AN INTERACTIVE PART WHERE A DIGITAL

甚至會有一個互動的部分，在這裡，一個數字的，一個數字的。

TOUR GUIDE WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN BUT DISERNTALLY HE WILL

導遊將出現在螢幕上，但DISERNTALLY，他將

BE ON MUTE THE ENTIRE TIME.

始終保持靜音。

CRAZY TO THINK THAT FUTURE GENERATIONS WILL LEARN ABOUT

瘋了吧，以為未來的一代會學到什麼？

THIS IN A MUSEUM.

這在一個博物館。

SOME DAY A KID IS GOING TO BE LIKE MY GRANDPA LIVED THROUGH

總有一天，一個孩子會像我爺爺一樣經歷的

THE GREAT COVID PLAGUE OF 2020.

2020年的大科維德之戰。

AND THEY WILL GO WOW, WAS HE ON THE FRONT LINES.

他們會去哇，他是在前線。

AND HE WILL GO NO, BUT HE DID FINALLY GET AROUND TO WATCHING

他將去不，但他終於得到了一個回合看

ALL OF SOPRANOS.

所有的SOPRANOS。

IN OTHER COVID NEWS DENMARK IS INTRODUCING DIGITAL VACCINE

在其他COVID新聞中，丹麥引進了數字疫苗。

PASSPORTS ELIMINATING THE NEED TO QUARANTINE AFTER TRAVEL.

護照消除了旅行後的檢疫需要。

SO GET READY GUYS, CLOG GIRL SUMMER IS ON.

所以，準備好了，夥計們，CLOG GIRL夏季是在。

THIS IS HOW MUCH THE WORLD HAS CHANGED IN ONE YEAR.

這就是世界在一年內發生了多大的變化。

TODAY I'M LIKE PARTY IN SONDERBORG, YEAH!

今天我就像在SONDERBORG開派對，是的！

MEANWHILE IN TEXAS, IT WAS ANNOUNCED THAT THE TEXAS RANGERS

在德州的時候，宣佈德州騎兵隊

WILL BECOME THE FIRST MAININGER SPORT TEAM IN THE UNITED STATES

將成為美國第一支主力運動隊。

TO PLAY TO A FULL STADIUM WHICH HOLDS MORE THAN 40,000 PEOPLE,

在一個能容納4萬多人的滿座體育館裡演出。

WILL BE FULLY OPENED FOR THE RANGERS FIRST GAME NEXT MONTH

下個月，RANGERS的第一場比賽將全面開放。

AGAINST THE TORONTO BLUE JAYS.

對抗多倫多藍鳥隊。

WHEN THEY HEARD THIS THE TORONTO BLUE JAYS WERE LIKE SORRY, WAIT,

當他們聽到這個多倫多藍鳥就像對不起，等待。

WHAT IS THAT NOW?

那是什麼呢？

I MEAN THIS IS THE ONLY BASEBALL GAME WHERE MOST OF THE CATCHING

我的意思是這是唯一的棒球比賽，其中大部分的接球

WILL BE DONE IN THE STANDS.

將在支架上完成。

IT WILL BE GREAT THOUGH, TO SEE AMERICA'S NATIONAL PASTTIME

這將是偉大的，想，看到美國的國家的時間

AGAIN.

再一次。

NOT BASEBALL, I'M TACKING ABOUT IGNORING PUBLIC HEALTH GUIDE

不是打棒球，我是在處理關於忽視公共衛生指南的問題。

LINES.

線路：

(LAUGHTER) AND DID EVERYONE HERE ABOUT STH,

(笑)這裡的人都知道STH的事嗎？

MATTHEW MK CON HEY SAID YESTERDAY THAT HE MIGHT RUN FOR

MATTHEW MK CON HEY昨天說他可能會參選

TEXAS GOVERNOR IN 2022.

2022年的德州州長。

MCCONAUGHEY DOESN'T HAVE A TON OF EXPERIENCE IN GOVERNMENT

MCCONAUGHEY沒有太多的政府經驗。

ALTHOUGH HE DID SERVE AS A LINCOLN LAWYER.

儘管他曾經擔任過林肯的律師。

I NEED TO HEAR MORE ABOUT IT BEFORE I CAN SUPPORT

我需要聽到更多關於它的資訊，然後才會支持

MCCONAUGHEY, I WOULD NEED TO KNOW MORE, DO YOU KNOW WHAT I

MCCONAUGHEY，我想知道更多，你知道我的意思嗎？

MEAN, ARE HIS POLICIES ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT OR

意思是說，他的政策都是對的，都是對的，都是對的，還是... ...

ALL HEFT ALL LEFT, ALL LEFT, ALL LEFT.

所有HEFT所有LEFT，所有LEFT，所有LEFT。

>> HE COULD BE RUNNING FOR OFFICE THOUGH, MATT U

>>他可能會競選辦公室，但，馬特U

MCCONAUGHEY, I DO GET T VERY PATRIOTIC MAN.

McCONAUGHEY，我確實得到了一個非常愛國的人。

I LEARNED THAT WATCHING "MAGIC MIKE" THAT JOEL IS DOING A

我看了 "魔力麥克 "才知道喬爾在做一件事。

REMAKE, A SERIES, MAGIC MIKE IN A SERIES, BUT THIS TIME THEY

重拍，一個系列，魔術師邁克在一個系列，但這一次他們

TAKE THE WHOLE LOT.

採取全部的地段。

>> SODERBURG HAD A LIST WITH ONE NAME ON IT, AND IT WAS JOEL.

>> 索德堡有一份名單，上面只有一個名字，那就是喬爾。

AND JOEL WAS LIKE I CAN'T, I CAN'T DO IT.

和喬爾是喜歡我不能，我不能做到這一點。

AND HE SAID IT'S ALL RIGHT, I'LL CALL GEORGE, BECAUSE HE JUST

他說沒事的，我給喬治打電話，因為他剛剛...

TURNED THE PROJECT DOWN.

把項目轉了下來。

GEORGE WAS ACTUALLY, GEORGE WAS TOO RICH FOR THE SERIES.

喬治實際上，喬治是太豐富的系列。

>> THEY SAID JOEL WOULD WALK IF THEY GOT GEORGE, NONE OF THEM

>>他們說喬爾會走，如果他們得到喬治，他們沒有一個人。

WOULD DO IT, NONE OF THEM WILL STAND NAKED ALONGSIDE GEORGE AND

會做到這一點，他們沒有人會站在赤裸裸的身邊喬治和

I UNDERSTAND.

我明白了。

GEORGE ASK LOOKING AT ME LIKE THIS.

GEORGE ASK看著我這樣。

YOU WANT TO STOP BUT IS HE ABSOLUTELY LOVING IT.

你想停止，但他是否絕對喜歡它。

>> WELCOME TO THE PARTY, GEORGE.

>> 歡迎來到派對，喬治。

>> James: GEORGE, WHEN YOU-- GEORGE, GEORGE, IF YOU ARE

>> 詹姆斯。喬治，當你 - 喬治，喬治，如果你是。

BACK ON THE SHOW ANOTHER TIME, WILL YOU START MIXING UP WITH

改天再上節目，你會不會開始和我混在一起？

SOME HAWAIIAN SHIRTS OR STICK WITH THIS ARM HUGGER?

一些夏威夷襯衫或堅持與此手臂隆起？

>> IF YOU COULD TAKE OFF THAT MASK, GEORGE'S FACE IS DOING

>> 如果你能摘下面具，喬治的臉正在做的

THIS.

這。

(LAUGHTER) AND FINALLY THE KEN DOLL TURNED

最後KEN DOLL轉過來了

60 YEARS OLD TODAY AND TO CELEBRATE MATTEL HAS RELEASE THE

60週年，為了慶祝馬爹利發佈了《馬爹利60年》。

SEVERAL NEW KEN DOLLS IN COLLABORATION WITH FASHION

與時尚界合作推出多款全新KEN娃娃

INFLUENCE EARNS, THERE IS THIS ONE WITH QUEER EYE STAR TAN

影響力獲得，有這一個與QUEER EYE STAR TAN的。

FRANCE.

法國：

TAKE A LOOK AT THAT.

看看這個。

LOOK.

看。

SO REALISTIC, HE REALLY DOES LOOK LIKE HE'S HOLDING A $12

太現實了，他看起來真的像是拿著12美元的股票

COFFEE.

咖啡：

THERE IS THIS COLLABORATION WITH FASHION DESIGNER DAPPER DAN.

還有這次與時尚設計師DAPPER DAN的合作。

LOOK AT THAT.

看看這個。

IF THAT KEN LOOKS A BIT DOWN IT IS BECAUSE HE WAS JUST BANNED

如果那個KEN看起來有點低迷，那是因為他剛剛被禁賽了。

FROM TIKTOK.

從TIKTOK：

AND THERE IS NICE, TO CELEBRATE THE BIG DAY MATTEL EVEN RELEASED

有好的，為了慶祝大日子，馬特爾甚至發佈了。

THIS ONE YEAR COVID ANNIVERSARY PEN DOLL AND YOU CAN TELL IT'S

這一年的週年紀念筆娃娃，你可以告訴它。

BEEN A ROUGH YEAR.

已經是艱難的一年了。

HAVE A LOOK.

請看一下。

(LAUGHTER)

(笑聲)