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  • BUT FIRST WE HAVE TO MARK AN ANNIVERSARY.

    但首先,我們得先過個週年紀念日。

  • DO YOU KNOW, THIS IT'S BEEN EXACTLY ONE YEAR SINCE WE LAST

    你知道嗎,這已經是整整一年了,自從我們上一次

  • TAPED A SHOW WITH A STUDIO AUDIENCE.

    錄音室聽眾的錄音表演。

  • >> WOW.

    >> WOW。

  • >> A YEAR TODAY, ISN'T THAT CRAZY.

    >> 一年了,是不是很瘋狂。

  • >> ISN'T THAT MAD?

    >> 是不是瘋了?

  • SO THERE ARE BABIES OUT THERE, THERE ARE BABIES OUT THERE WHO

    所以,有嬰兒在那裡,有嬰兒在那裡誰。

  • HAVE NEVER SEEN EMOJI NEWS.

    從來沒有看到過EMOJI新聞。

  • (LAUGHTER) YEAH, YOU CAN CATCH IT ON

    是的,你可以看到它的。

  • YOUTUBE BUT YOU HAVE TO SEE IT LIVE.

    在YouTube上,但你必須看到它的現場。

  • THAT'S THE THING.

    這就是問題所在。

  • IF YOU REMEMBER, VIN DIESEL, DO YOU REMEMBER VIN DIESEL WAS ON

    如果你還記得,VIN DIESEL,你還記得VIN DIESEL是在。

  • THAT SHOW AND NOT EVEN HE COULD STOP THE PANDEMIC FROM

    那場秀,甚至他都無法阻止PANDEMIC從。

  • HAPPENING.

    發生。

  • THAT IS WHEN I KNEW IT WAS REAL.

    這時我才知道這是真的。

  • AND IN MEMORIES OF THAT LAST SHOW.

    並在記憶中的最後一個節目,

  • >> HE WAS GOLFING AROUND THE OFFICE AND I THOUGHT SURELY THIS

    >> 他在辦公室裡打高爾夫,我想這肯定是。

  • WILL BE THE HIGHLIGHT OF THE YEAR.

    將是今年的亮點。

  • AND IT WAS.

    而它是。

  • >> IT WAS.

    >> 它是。

  • >> James: BUT THINGS ARE LOOKING UP, IT'S BEEN ANNOUNCED

    >> 詹姆斯。但事情有了起色,已經公佈了。

  • THAT ONE IN FOUR ADULTS IN THE UNITED STATES HAVE NOW RECEIVED

    美國四分之一的成年人現在已經接受了。

  • THEIR FIRST VACCINE DOSE.

    他們的第一個疫苗劑量:

  • YEAH, YEAH, ONE IN FOUR.

    是的,是的,一進四。

  • ONE IN FOUR.

    四分之一。

  • AND THE OTHER THREE OUT OF FOUR ADULTS ARE EXTREME LEIGH HAPPY

    而其他四分之三的成年人則是極度快樂的。

  • FOR THEM.

    為他們。

  • THAT'S WONDERFUL NEWS.

    這真是個好消息。

  • GOOD FOR YOU.

    對你有好處。

  • 25 PERCENT THE WAY THERE.

    25%的方式,在那裡。

  • TO PUT THAT INTO PANDEMIC TERMS WE'VE JUST PUT THE SOURDOUGH

    把它用潘多拉的術語說出來,我們已經把源頭放在了這裡。

  • INTO THE PROOFING BASKET.

    進入驗證籃。

  • IT IS MAD THOUGH, IF YOU HAD TOLD ME A YEAR AGO THAT NEARLY

    如果你在一年前告訴我,幾乎是...

  • 100 MILLION AMERICANS WOULD BE VACCINATED FOR COVID BY MARCH

    1億美國人將在3月前接種COVID疫苗。

  • 2021, I WOULD HAVE SAID WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.

    2021年,我就會說你在說什麼。

  • THEY SAID THIS WILL BE OVER IN TWO WEEKS.

    他們說,這將是在兩個星期內結束。

  • ALL WE'VE GOT TO DO IS FLATEN THE CURVE, THAT'S IT.

    我們要做的就是把曲線拉平,就是這樣。

  • WHEN THE WARM WITH COMES IT WILL JUST DISAPPEAR.

    當溫暖來臨的時候,它就會消失。

  • GEORGE IS HERE, GUYS.

    喬治在這裡,夥計們。

  • THIS GEORGE.

    這個GEORGE。

  • GEORGE IS ON.

    喬治是在。

  • GEORGE IS ON CAMERA ONE.

    喬治是在鏡頭一。

  • GEORGE IS HERE BECAUSE JOEL SIGNED A DEAL WITH NETFLIX.

    喬治在這裡是因為喬爾與NETFLIX簽訂了協議。

  • YES.

    是的。

  • YES.

    是的。

  • HE SIGNED A DEAL, HE WAS SUCH A BREAKOUT STAR.

    他簽了一份協議,他是這樣一個突破性的明星。

  • IT WAS AFTER WE DID CORDON'S CRAZY WHEEL OF MONDO BONKERS.

    這是在我們做了CORDON的瘋狂的輪子MONDO BONKERS之後。

  • THEY WERE LIKE WE HAVE TO SNAP THIS GUY UP NOW.

    他們就像我們現在要把這傢伙搶過來。

  • 26 MILLION DOLLARS.

    2600萬美金。

  • THAT IS WHAT HE HAS GOT, DOING TWO SPECIALS AND A REALITY

    這就是他得到了什麼,做兩個特別節目和一個現實。

  • SERIES.

    系列:

  • HE'S NOT IN THE REALITY SERIES, HE IS JUST EXECUTIVE BUT THE TWO

    他不是在現實系列中,他只是執行者,但這兩個

  • LIVE SPECIALS, YEAH.

    現場特輯,是的。

  • >> SHONDA IS BUILDING A COUPLE SHOWS AROUND HIM.

    >> SHONDA正在圍繞著他打造一連串的節目。

  • >> James: THAT'S RIGHT, SHONDA RHIMES IS DOING A SHOW CALLED

    >> 詹姆斯:這是正確的, 肖恩達-雷米斯正在做一個節目叫

  • JOELIS HIM, IT IS JOEL IN REGAL DRESS AND HE IS GOING AT IT IN A

    喬伊斯,他是穿著正裝的喬伊斯,他正以一種全新的方式去做。

  • BIG WAY, BUT WE'RE HAPPY FOR HIM, WE'RE THRILLED FOR HIM,

    大的方式,但我們為他感到高興, 我們為他感到高興。

  • JOEL, GOOD LUCK, JUST INVITE US ON THE YACHT THIS SUMMER.

    喬爾,祝你好運,只是邀請我們在遊艇上今年夏天。

  • THAT SAUL WE SAY.

    我們說,索爾。

  • HOW ARE YOU DOING, GEORGE?

    你怎麼樣,喬治?

  • ARE YOU GOOD?

    你行嗎?

  • EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?

    一切都還好吧?

  • YEAH?

    是嗎?

  • EVERYTHING GOOD, OKAY, COOL.

    一切都很好,好吧,酷。

  • AND DID YOU-- WHERE ABOUT ARE YOU FROM, GEORGE?

    你是從哪裡來的,喬治?

  • (LAUGHTER) I'M KIDDINGK I'M KIDDING.

    我在開玩笑,我在開玩笑。

  • I JUST LOVE YOU WALKING AROUND WITH THAT MICROPHONE.

    我喜歡你拿著那部手機走來走去。

  • >> YOU KNOW, MY MIDDLE NAME IS GEORGE.

    >> 你知道,我的中間名是喬治。

  • >> James: WHAT IS YOUR MIDDLE NAME, GEORGE?

    >> 詹姆斯。你的中間名是什麼,喬治?

  • (LAUGHTER) IT'S ALL RIGHT, IT DOESN'T

    (大笑)這一切都對,它沒有。

  • MATTER.

    事項:

  • ALL RIGHT.

    好吧。

  • GEORGE WE'RE LOVE THAT YOU HERE.

    喬治,我們愛你在這裡。

  • AND DID EVERYBODY SEE THIS, THE VACCINE VIAL THAT WAS USED TO

    每個人都看到了這一點, 疫苗IAL,用於用於

  • ADMINISTER THE VERY FIRST DOSE IN THE UNITED STATES HAS BEEN

    在美國的第一劑藥已被服下。

  • SENT TO THE SMITHSONIAN.

    寄給《史密森人》。

  • YEAH.

    是的。

  • EVEN MUSEUMS ARE GETTING THE VACCINES BEFORE ME.

    甚至連博物館都比我先打上了疫苗。

  • THE VIAL WILL BE PART OF AN EXHIBIT PLAN FORD NEXT YEAR AND

    VIAL將成為福特明年展覽計劃中的一部分,並且

  • THERE WILL EVEN BE AN INTERACTIVE PART WHERE A DIGITAL

    甚至會有一個互動的部分,在這裡,一個數字的,一個數字的。

  • TOUR GUIDE WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN BUT DISERNTALLY HE WILL

    導遊將出現在螢幕上,但DISERNTALLY,他將

  • BE ON MUTE THE ENTIRE TIME.

    始終保持靜音。

  • CRAZY TO THINK THAT FUTURE GENERATIONS WILL LEARN ABOUT

    瘋了吧,以為未來的一代會學到什麼?

  • THIS IN A MUSEUM.

    這在一個博物館。

  • SOME DAY A KID IS GOING TO BE LIKE MY GRANDPA LIVED THROUGH

    總有一天,一個孩子會像我爺爺一樣經歷的

  • THE GREAT COVID PLAGUE OF 2020.

    2020年的大科維德之戰。

  • AND THEY WILL GO WOW, WAS HE ON THE FRONT LINES.

    他們會去哇,他是在前線。

  • AND HE WILL GO NO, BUT HE DID FINALLY GET AROUND TO WATCHING

    他將去不,但他終於得到了一個回合看

  • ALL OF SOPRANOS.

    所有的SOPRANOS。

  • IN OTHER COVID NEWS DENMARK IS INTRODUCING DIGITAL VACCINE

    在其他COVID新聞中,丹麥引進了數字疫苗。

  • PASSPORTS ELIMINATING THE NEED TO QUARANTINE AFTER TRAVEL.

    護照消除了旅行後的檢疫需要。

  • SO GET READY GUYS, CLOG GIRL SUMMER IS ON.

    所以,準備好了,夥計們,CLOG GIRL夏季是在。

  • THIS IS HOW MUCH THE WORLD HAS CHANGED IN ONE YEAR.

    這就是世界在一年內發生了多大的變化。

  • TODAY I'M LIKE PARTY IN SONDERBORG, YEAH!

    今天我就像在SONDERBORG開派對,是的!

  • MEANWHILE IN TEXAS, IT WAS ANNOUNCED THAT THE TEXAS RANGERS

    在德州的時候,宣佈德州騎兵隊

  • WILL BECOME THE FIRST MAININGER SPORT TEAM IN THE UNITED STATES

    將成為美國第一支主力運動隊。

  • TO PLAY TO A FULL STADIUM WHICH HOLDS MORE THAN 40,000 PEOPLE,

    在一個能容納4萬多人的滿座體育館裡演出。

  • WILL BE FULLY OPENED FOR THE RANGERS FIRST GAME NEXT MONTH

    下個月,RANGERS的第一場比賽將全面開放。

  • AGAINST THE TORONTO BLUE JAYS.

    對抗多倫多藍鳥隊。

  • WHEN THEY HEARD THIS THE TORONTO BLUE JAYS WERE LIKE SORRY, WAIT,

    當他們聽到這個多倫多藍鳥就像對不起,等待。

  • WHAT IS THAT NOW?

    那是什麼呢?

  • I MEAN THIS IS THE ONLY BASEBALL GAME WHERE MOST OF THE CATCHING

    我的意思是這是唯一的棒球比賽,其中大部分的接球

  • WILL BE DONE IN THE STANDS.

    將在支架上完成。

  • IT WILL BE GREAT THOUGH, TO SEE AMERICA'S NATIONAL PASTTIME

    這將是偉大的,想,看到美國的國家的時間

  • AGAIN.

    再一次。

  • NOT BASEBALL, I'M TACKING ABOUT IGNORING PUBLIC HEALTH GUIDE

    不是打棒球,我是在處理關於忽視公共衛生指南的問題。

  • LINES.

    線路:

  • (LAUGHTER) AND DID EVERYONE HERE ABOUT STH,

    (笑)這裡的人都知道STH的事嗎?

  • MATTHEW MK CON HEY SAID YESTERDAY THAT HE MIGHT RUN FOR

    MATTHEW MK CON HEY昨天說他可能會參選

  • TEXAS GOVERNOR IN 2022.

    2022年的德州州長。

  • MCCONAUGHEY DOESN'T HAVE A TON OF EXPERIENCE IN GOVERNMENT

    MCCONAUGHEY沒有太多的政府經驗。

  • ALTHOUGH HE DID SERVE AS A LINCOLN LAWYER.

    儘管他曾經擔任過林肯的律師。

  • I NEED TO HEAR MORE ABOUT IT BEFORE I CAN SUPPORT

    我需要聽到更多關於它的資訊,然後才會支持

  • MCCONAUGHEY, I WOULD NEED TO KNOW MORE, DO YOU KNOW WHAT I

    MCCONAUGHEY,我想知道更多,你知道我的意思嗎?

  • MEAN, ARE HIS POLICIES ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT OR

    意思是說,他的政策都是對的,都是對的,都是對的,還是... ...

  • ALL HEFT ALL LEFT, ALL LEFT, ALL LEFT.

    所有HEFT所有LEFT,所有LEFT,所有LEFT。

  • >> HE COULD BE RUNNING FOR OFFICE THOUGH, MATT U

    >>他可能會競選辦公室,但,馬特U

  • MCCONAUGHEY, I DO GET T VERY PATRIOTIC MAN.

    McCONAUGHEY,我確實得到了一個非常愛國的人。

  • I LEARNED THAT WATCHING "MAGIC MIKE" THAT JOEL IS DOING A

    我看了 "魔力麥克 "才知道喬爾在做一件事。

  • REMAKE, A SERIES, MAGIC MIKE IN A SERIES, BUT THIS TIME THEY

    重拍,一個系列,魔術師邁克在一個系列,但這一次他們

  • TAKE THE WHOLE LOT.

    採取全部的地段。

  • >> SODERBURG HAD A LIST WITH ONE NAME ON IT, AND IT WAS JOEL.

    >> 索德堡有一份名單,上面只有一個名字,那就是喬爾。

  • AND JOEL WAS LIKE I CAN'T, I CAN'T DO IT.

    和喬爾是喜歡我不能,我不能做到這一點。

  • AND HE SAID IT'S ALL RIGHT, I'LL CALL GEORGE, BECAUSE HE JUST

    他說沒事的,我給喬治打電話,因為他剛剛...

  • TURNED THE PROJECT DOWN.

    把項目轉了下來。

  • GEORGE WAS ACTUALLY, GEORGE WAS TOO RICH FOR THE SERIES.

    喬治實際上,喬治是太豐富的系列。

  • >> THEY SAID JOEL WOULD WALK IF THEY GOT GEORGE, NONE OF THEM

    >>他們說喬爾會走,如果他們得到喬治,他們沒有一個人。

  • WOULD DO IT, NONE OF THEM WILL STAND NAKED ALONGSIDE GEORGE AND

    會做到這一點,他們沒有人會站在赤裸裸的身邊喬治和

  • I UNDERSTAND.

    我明白了。

  • GEORGE ASK LOOKING AT ME LIKE THIS.

    GEORGE ASK看著我這樣。

  • YOU WANT TO STOP BUT IS HE ABSOLUTELY LOVING IT.

    你想停止,但他是否絕對喜歡它。

  • >> WELCOME TO THE PARTY, GEORGE.

    >> 歡迎來到派對,喬治。

  • >> James: GEORGE, WHEN YOU-- GEORGE, GEORGE, IF YOU ARE

    >> 詹姆斯。喬治,當你 - 喬治,喬治,如果你是。

  • BACK ON THE SHOW ANOTHER TIME, WILL YOU START MIXING UP WITH

    改天再上節目,你會不會開始和我混在一起?

  • SOME HAWAIIAN SHIRTS OR STICK WITH THIS ARM HUGGER?

    一些夏威夷襯衫或堅持與此手臂隆起?

  • >> IF YOU COULD TAKE OFF THAT MASK, GEORGE'S FACE IS DOING

    >> 如果你能摘下面具,喬治的臉正在做的

  • THIS.

    這。

  • (LAUGHTER) AND FINALLY THE KEN DOLL TURNED

    最後KEN DOLL轉過來了

  • 60 YEARS OLD TODAY AND TO CELEBRATE MATTEL HAS RELEASE THE

    60週年,為了慶祝馬爹利發佈了《馬爹利60年》。

  • SEVERAL NEW KEN DOLLS IN COLLABORATION WITH FASHION

    與時尚界合作推出多款全新KEN娃娃

  • INFLUENCE EARNS, THERE IS THIS ONE WITH QUEER EYE STAR TAN

    影響力獲得,有這一個與QUEER EYE STAR TAN的。

  • FRANCE.

    法國:

  • TAKE A LOOK AT THAT.

    看看這個。

  • LOOK.

    看。

  • SO REALISTIC, HE REALLY DOES LOOK LIKE HE'S HOLDING A $12

    太現實了,他看起來真的像是拿著12美元的股票

  • COFFEE.

    咖啡:

  • THERE IS THIS COLLABORATION WITH FASHION DESIGNER DAPPER DAN.

    還有這次與時尚設計師DAPPER DAN的合作。

  • LOOK AT THAT.

    看看這個。

  • IF THAT KEN LOOKS A BIT DOWN IT IS BECAUSE HE WAS JUST BANNED

    如果那個KEN看起來有點低迷,那是因為他剛剛被禁賽了。

  • FROM TIKTOK.

    從TIKTOK:

  • AND THERE IS NICE, TO CELEBRATE THE BIG DAY MATTEL EVEN RELEASED

    有好的,為了慶祝大日子,馬特爾甚至發佈了。

  • THIS ONE YEAR COVID ANNIVERSARY PEN DOLL AND YOU CAN TELL IT'S

    這一年的週年紀念筆娃娃,你可以告訴它。

  • BEEN A ROUGH YEAR.

    已經是艱難的一年了。

  • HAVE A LOOK.

    請看一下。

  • (LAUGHTER)

    (笑聲)

BUT FIRST WE HAVE TO MARK AN ANNIVERSARY.

但首先,我們得先過個週年紀念日。

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