WELCOME BACK TO "A LATE SHOW."

歡迎回到 "深夜秀"。

LET'S SAY HELLO TO JON BATISTE.

讓我們向JON BATISTE問好。

JON.

JON.

♪ ♪ ♪ GRANDFATHER, IS THAT YOU?

爺爺，是你嗎？

I FEEL YOUR SPIRIT IN THE ROOM.

我感覺到你的精神在房間裡。

JON, JON, I LIKE THE CASUAL-- I LIKE THE CASUAL JON BATISTE.

喬恩，喬恩，我喜歡的CASUAL -- 我喜歡的CASUAL喬恩BATISTE。

I LIKE THIS.

我喜歡這個。

>> Jon: YES, SPRING IS COMING.

>> 喬恩。是的，春天來了。

>> Stephen: SAME HERE.

>> 史蒂芬：同樣是這裡。

LOOK I GOT-- I GOT SPRING PASTEL COLORS GOING ON, MAN.

看，我得到了 - 我得到了春天的醬油顏色去了，男人。

>> Jon: I LIKE THAT.

>> 喬恩。我喜歡這樣。

IT'S FEELING GOOD OUT THERE, TOO, RIGHT?

外面感覺很好，對吧？

>> Stephen: YEAH.

>> 史蒂芬：YEAH。

I CAN'T-- I CAN'T WAIT TO ACTUALLY GET OUT THERE BECAUSE

我不能... ... 我等不及要真正離開那裡，因為。

THIS FRIDAY, JUST TO REMIND EVERYBODY OUT THERE, THIS FRIDAY

這個星期五，只是為了提醒大家，這個星期五。

WE HAVE A SPECIAL SHOW.

我們有一個特別的節目。

MY GUEST IS DR. ANTHONY FAUCI, BECAUSE WE ARE MARKING ONE

我的客人是安東尼-福西博士ANTHONY FAUCI博士，因為我們正處於一個紀念日

FULL-- PARDON THE EXPRESSION-- DAMN YEAR OF DOING THE SHOW

全 -- 請原諒我的表達 -- 該死的一年做的節目。

WITHOUT AN AUDIENCE.

沒有聽眾。

AND I THANK YOU-- THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE EVERY NIGHT

我感謝你... ...感謝你每天晚上都在這裡

FOR A YEAR.

一年。

YOU'RE A ROCK.

你是一塊石頭。

>> Jon: OH, YEAH, ABSOLUTELY.

>> 喬恩。哦，是的，絕對的。

I LOVE IT.

我愛它。

LOVE BEING WITH YOU.

喜歡和你在一起。

AND THE PEOPLE IN THIS TIME.

和人民在這個時代。

IT'S WONDERFUL.

它是奇妙的。

>> Stephen: YOU GOT-- YOU GOT ANYTHING TO LIFT THE SPIRITS OF

>> 你有 -- 你有什麼東西可以振奮人心的嗎？

PEOPLE AS THEY'RE HOLDING ON THOSE LAST FEW-- WHITE KNUCKLING

人們因為他們抱著最後的幾個 -- 白手起家。

IT THESE LAST FEW MONTHS?

這幾個月的時間？

>> Jon: OH, YEAH, YEAH, LET'S SEE...

>> 喬恩：哦，是的，是的，讓我們來看看... ...

♪ ♪ ♪ HEY!

"嘿！

>> Stephen: JON BATISTE, EVERYBODY.

>> JON BATISTE, 各位。

THANK YOU, JON.

謝謝你，喬恩。

FOLK, EARLIER IN THE SHOW, BEFORE THE COMMERCIAL BREAK,

民謠，早在節目中，商業休息前。

I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE REPUBLICAN STRATEGY TO TALK LESS

我說的是共和黨少說話的策略。

ABOUT COVID RELIEF AND MORE ABOUT MR. POTATO HEAD'S--

關於COVID RELIEF和更多關於先生。洋芋頭的 --

SHALL WE SAY "STIMULUS PACKAGE."

我們是否可以說 "刺激包"。

BUT THAT'S JUST REPUBLICAN PLAN "A."

但那只是共和黨的 "A計劃"。

PLAN "B" IS TO SHATTER THE FOUNDATIONS OF DEMOCRACY.

"B計劃 "是要破壞民主的基礎。

AND THEY'VE HAD SOME SUCCESSES, BUT THEY DID SUFFER ONE MINOR

他們取得了一些成功，但他們也遭受了一個小的。

SETBACK ON MONDAY WHEN THE SUPREME COURT DECLINED TO TAKE

回溯到週一，最高法院拒絕採取的措施。

UP THE EX-PRESIDENT'S FINAL BID TO NULLIFY THE 2020 ELECTION

上升總統取消2020年選舉的最後投標。

RESULTS.

結果：

OH, SUCH A SHAME.

哦，真丟人。

THAT CASE WAS OUR LAST CHANCE TO HEAR RUDY GIULIANI'S DRAMATIC

那件案子是我們最後一次聽到魯迪-吉利安尼的戲劇性表演的機會。

CLOSING FARTS.

關閉故障。

OF COURSE, SOME REPUBLICANS ARE STILL SPREADING THE LIE THAT THE

當然，一些共和黨人還在散佈謊言，說是 "我的"。

ELECTION WAS STOLEN BY VOTER FRAUD.

選舉被選民欺詐偷走了。

AND WHILE COURTS FOUND NO FRAUD, THE G.O.P. DID FIND ALARMING

雖然法院沒有發現任何欺詐行為，但警方卻發現了令人震驚的情況。

LEVELS OF VOTER.

投票人的級別：

BIDEN WON THANKS, IN PART, TO RECORD VOTER TURNOUT.

比登勝出，部分原因是由於創紀錄的選民投票率。

AND IN RESPONSE, REPUBLICANS HAVE INTRODUCED 253 BILLS IN

作為迴應，共和黨人已經提出了253項法案。

43 STATES THAT RESTRICT VOTING ACCESS.

43個限制投票權的州。

ALTHOUGH, IF THOSE BILLS PASS, I HEARD IT IS ONLY BECAUSE THEY

雖然，如果這些法案通過，我聽說這只是因為他們的

GOT VOTES FROM DEAD LEGISLATORS DUMPING BALLOTS IN THE MIDDLE OF

從死去的議員那裡得到了選票，在中間丟棄選票

THE NIGHT ON DOMINION VOTING MACHINES WITH THE HELP OF THEIR

夜晚的多明尼加投票機，在其助手的幫助下。

I.T. GUY, GHOST HUGO CHAVEZ.

I. T. GUY, GHOST HUGO CHAVEZ.

THIS WEEK, A NEW LAW RESTRICTING VOTER ACCESS WAS SIGNED BY

本週，美國政府簽署了一項限制選民進入的新法律。

IOWA GOVERNOR KIM REYNOLDS, SEEN HERE DEMONSTRATING PROPER

愛荷華州州長KIM REYNOLDS，在這裡被發現展示了適當的。

TECHNIQUE FOR SMOOCHING THE EX-PRESIDENT'S BEHIND.

摸清總統背後的技術。

REPUBLICANS SAY THE LAW IS AIMED AT DEFENDING THE INTEGRITY OF

共和黨人說，該法的目的是為了維護國家的完整性。

THE STATE'S ELECTION SYSTEM.

國家的選舉制度；

HOW DOES IT DEFEND THAT INTEGRITY?

它是如何捍衛這種完整性的？

BY CUTTING IOWA'S EARLY VOTING PERIOD FROM 29 TO 20 DAYS, AND

將愛荷華州的提前投票期從29天縮短到20天，並。

ORDERING POLLS TO CLOSE AT 8:00 P.M. INSTEAD OF 9:00 P.M.

命令投票在晚上8:00而不是9:00結束。

OH, YEAH, YOU GOT TO, BECAUSE 8:00 TO 9:00 IS THE FRAUDING

哦，是的，你必須這樣做，因為8點到9點是金光黨的時間。

HOUR.

小時。

CROOKS REFUSE TO START THEIR CRIME SPREE UNTIL THEY SEE HOW

金光黨們在沒有看到他們的犯罪行為之前，拒絕開始他們的犯罪活動。

KATIE COURIC'S DOING AS HOST OF "JEOPARDY!"

KATIE COURIC作為 "JEOPARDY！"的主持人的工作。

BUT THE BIGGEST ATTACK ON VOTING RIGHTS IS HAPPENING IN GEORGIA.

但對投票權最大的攻擊發生在喬治亞州。

BIDEN NARROWLY WON THE STATE, WHICH TERRIFIED REPUBLICANS.

比登-納羅爾贏得了州政府，這讓共和黨人感到恐懼。

SO, ON MONDAY, THE G.O.P.-LED STATE SENATE PASSED A NEW BILL

所以，在週一，G.O.P.上司的州參議院通過了一項新法案。

REPEALING NO-EXCUSE ABSENTEE VOTING AND REQUIRING GEORGIANS

廢除 "無故缺席 "投票和要求格魯吉亞人投票的規定

WHO VOTE BY MAIL TO SUBMIT A PHOTO I.D. AND HAVE THEIR BALLOT

以郵寄方式投票的人士，須提交相片身份證並進行投票。

SIGNED BY A WITNESS.

由證人簽名。

THEY'RE CLEARLY JUST TRYING TO MAKE THIS IMPOSSIBLE.

他們顯然只是想讓這個不可能。

"HONEY, I'M MAILING IN OUR BALLOTS.

"親愛的，我在郵寄我們的選票，

DO WE HAVE ANY STAMPS, WITNESSES, AFFIDAVITS, CHEEK

我們是否有任何印章、證人、宣誓書、支票？

SWABS, SPARE KIDNEYS, AND TOENAIL CLIPPINGS OF A YETI?"

刀片，備用腎臟，和腳趾甲夾的YETI？"

THIS IS WIDELY SEEN AS A DESPERATE REACTION TO THE RISE

人們普遍認為，這是對崛起的絕望反應。

OF BLACK MAIL-IN VOTING IN 2020.

2020年黑人郵寄投票的比例。

STILL, COULD BACKFIRE ON THE G.O.P, CONSIDERING THAT IN 2020,

但是，可能會反過來對G. O. P. ，考慮到2020年。

MAIL-IN BALLOTS WERE CAST BY 450,000 REPUBLICANS.

45萬名共和黨人投了郵寄選票。

THAT'S RIGHT-- TO STOP VOTING, THEY'RE WILLING TO

這是正確的 - 停止投票， 他們願意去。

DISENFRANCHISE THEIR OWN VOTERS.

剝奪他們自己的選民的權利。

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY: YOU'VE GOTTA BREAK A FEW EGGS TO

但你知道他們說什麼嗎？

MAKE AN OMELETTE, EVEN MORE IF IT'S GOING TO BE EGG WHITES

做一個蛋餅，如果要做蛋清，那就更要做了。

ONLY.

只有：

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH "NEW YORK TIMES" BESTSELLING AUTHOR,

我們會馬上回來，與 "紐約時報 "暢銷書作者。

EMMANUEL ACHO.

EMMANUEL ACHO.

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