Um, our wonderful makeup woman Mara could not be here.

嗯，我們精彩的女化妝師Mara不能在這裡。

Uh, today, uh, and, uh, she she called in and she could not come in, so I have no makeup right now.

呃，今天，呃，呃，她... ...她打電話來，她不能來，所以我現在沒有化妝。

This is what I truly look like.

這就是我真正的樣子。

No need to panic.

不必驚慌。

What do you think, Andy?

你覺得呢，安迪？

You're Conan?

你是柯南？

Yes, Conan.

是的，柯南

Oh, my God.

哦，我的上帝。

Did you think I was the ghost of Conan?

你以為我是柯南的鬼魂嗎？

I wasn't sure.

我也不確定

I thought.

我想。

Yeah, I thought maybe it was like some medical exhibit about the circulatory system.

是啊，我想也許它是像一些醫學展覽 關於循環系統。

Yeah, I know, I know.

是的，我知道，我知道。

I don't have makeup on.

我沒有化妝。

And everyone on the crew has been asking me, Are you okay?

劇組裡的人都在問我，你還好嗎？

And would you like some bone marrow?

你要不要來點骨髓？

Um, but anyway, you do have because of your ironclad Irish genetics.

嗯，但無論如何，你確實有，因為你的愛爾蘭鐵血基因。

Your thousands of years of you do have, like, you have a face that, like, is timeless, You know, like your like, your face could be like from an old movie.

你幾千年的你有，喜歡，你有一個臉，喜歡，是永恆的，你知道，像你的喜歡，你的臉可能是像從一個老電影。

You know what I mean?

你知道我的意思嗎？

Is this a compliment?

這是在誇獎我嗎？

I mean, it is Well, I Yeah, I mean, if you choose to take it that way, you're a handsome man.

我的意思是，它是... ...嗯，我是說，如果你選擇這樣做，你是個帥哥。

Thank you.

謝謝你了

But you do have a you do have, like, a face that looks like it could be in a field in 18.

但你確實有一個你確實有，像，一個臉，看起來像它可以在18年的領域。

50.

50.

That's the part.

這就是部分。

I don't like the guy because they had no access to modern medicine.

我不喜歡這個人，因為他們沒有機會接觸到現代醫學。

Then you're saying I look like someone who probably died at the age of 31?

那你是說我看起來像一個可能在31歲時死去的人？

No, I'm just saying you look like the product of a lot of cousins.

不，我只是說你看起來像很多表兄妹的產物。

Oh, that's all I'm saying.

哦，這就是我要說的。

Well, I thought that was clear.

我想這已經很清楚了

After 28 years of television.

經過28年的電視。

Good God, no.

天哪，不。

You are a handsome man.

你是個帥哥。

Thank you, man.

謝謝你，夥計。

Thank you.

謝謝你了

You're very Irish.

你很愛爾蘭。

Yeah, I am very irish.

是的，我是很愛爾蘭人。

And, uh, and And look, the makeup makes a difference.

還有，呃，還有，你看，妝容很不一樣。

It really does.

確實如此。

You know, it's it takes a lot of makeup just to make me look like I'm not running a fever, But I think, seriously, I think you look good without the makeup.

你知道，這是它需要很多的化妝 只是為了讓我看起來像我不發燒， 但我認為，嚴重的是，我覺得你看起來不錯 不化妝。

Okay, Good.

好的，很好

Thank you.

謝謝你了

Like seeing you natural because it's natural.

喜歡看你自然，因為這是自然的。

It's what I see.

這是我看到的。

Maybe we should tell Mara.

也許我們應該告訴瑪拉。

Don't show up again.

不要再出現了。

You just cause you just cost this woman her job.

你只是因為你讓這個女人失去了工作。

I hope you're happy now.

我希望你現在快樂。

Well, she could come and just kind of like, you know, just dab just as I do need some dabs.

好吧，她可以來，只是有點像， 你知道，只是dab只是因為我需要一些dabs。

Yeah.

是啊。