Oh, Mr 9 11.

哦，911先生。

Oh, good.

哦，好。

It's you again.

又是你

There is a naked fat man using the telephone in my bathroom, staring right at me.

有一個裸體的胖子在我的浴室裡用電話，正盯著我看。

Can you describe the man?

你能描述一下這個人嗎？

Oh, I can describe him.

哦，我可以形容他。

All right.

好吧，我知道了

In the word Ugliest Hill, he's the ugly sumbitch.

用醜山的話說，他就是醜八怪。

He looks like a hungry blob fish.

他看起來像一條飢餓的小魚

He got chocolate smeared all over his lips and red eyes red like the devil fucking slob.

他的嘴脣上塗滿了巧克力，眼睛紅紅的，就像他媽的魔鬼一樣。

Who he looks crazy that I just shook my fist at him.

他看起來很瘋狂，我只是對他握了握拳頭。

He's shaking his bright back at me.

他在向我搖晃著他那明亮的背影。

Hold on, I'm gonna head.

等一下，我要走了。

But you, you son of a bitch!

但是你，你這個狗孃養的！

You don't want to do that, sir.

你不會想這麼做的，先生。

Oh, that twat sucker head butted me back.

哦，那個娘娘腔的傻子頭把我打回去了。

Oh, I'm bleeding, but I fuck Give up.

哦，我在流血，但我他媽的放棄。

His goddamn face is shattered, sir.

他的臉被打爛了，先生。

Calm down and listen to me.

冷靜下來，聽我說。

There's a clear explanation here.

這裡有一個明確的解釋。

You are standing in front of a copycat killer.

你正站在一個模仿殺手的面前。

I've handled thousands of calls like this before.

我以前處理過上千個這樣的電話。

And there's only one solution.

而且只有一個解決辦法。

Are you in a tall building?

你在高樓裡嗎？

Yes, I'm on the guards floor.

是的，我在看守層。

Perfect.

完美的。

He does everything you do.

他做了你所做的一切。

All you have to do is jump out the window.

你要做的就是跳出窗外。

Oh, my goodness.

哦，我的天啊

it's working.

它的工作。

I opened up my window and he opened.

我打開窗戶，他打開了。

He put my foot out and that stupid motherfucker put his foot out.

他把我的腳伸出來，那個愚蠢的混蛋把他的腳伸出來。

And here we go.

在這裡，我們去。

Thanks for calling 911 and we're even.

謝謝你打911，我們扯平了。