LET'S SAY HELLO TO JON BATISTE, HELLO, JON.

讓我們向JON BATISTE問好，你好，JON。

>> Jon: DID YOU HERE GLADYS KNIGHT,.

>> 喬恩。你在這裡格萊迪絲-奈特，。

>> Stephen: I DID NOT.

>> 斯蒂芬：我沒有。

>> Jon: SHE SUNG THE ANTHEM AT THE NBA ALL-STAR GAME THIS

>> 喬恩：她在這次NBA全明星賽上唱了國歌

WEEKEND.

週末。

MAN.

男人：

THAT ANTHEM, WHOOO.

那首讚歌，嗚嗚。

>> Stephen: NO, I DID NOT HEAR THAT.

>> 史蒂芬：不，我沒有聽到。

THE ONLY THING I WAS PAYING ATTENTION TO THIS WEEKEND WAS

這個週末我唯一關注的事情是

THE HARRY AND MEGHAN INTERVIEW AND THE FACT THAT YOU WON A

哈里和梅根的採訪和你贏得了一個事實。

CRITIC'S CHOICE AWARD FOR THE SOUNDTRACK, THE SCORE, YOU AND

評審團選擇獎：《音軌》、《配樂》、《你和我》。

ATT ICU S RUSS AND TRENT REZNER FOR "SOUL."

ATT ICU S RUSS和TRENT REZNER的 "靈魂"。

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'RE RACKING THEM UP.

祝賀你，你正在積累它們。

>> MAN, IT FEELS SO AMAZING.

>> 男人，它感覺如此美妙。

WE PUT SO MUCH INTO THAT FILM.

我們在那部電影裡投入了太多的精力。

AND I'M JUST SO HAPPY.

我只是太高興了。

I DON'T EVEN HAVE THE WORDS TO, PRESS, IT IS AMAZING.

我甚至沒有話說，按，這是一個驚人的。

>> Stephen: EVIDENTLY A LOT OF OTHER PEOPLE ARE HAPPY TOO

>> 斯蒂芬: 顯然很多其他人也很高興。

BECAUSE THEY WANT TO TELL YOU BY GIVING YOU AWARDS.

因為他們想通過給你頒獎來告訴你。

THE HAPPINESS IS SPREADING, JON, HAPPINESS IS SPREADING.

幸福在蔓延，喬恩，幸福在蔓延。

>> Jon: YEAH, YEAH, YOU KNOW-- .

>> 喬恩是的，是的，你知道 -- 。

>> Stephen: JON, DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING FOR INTERNATIONAL

>> 史蒂芬：喬恩，你對國際上有什麼事嗎？

WOMAN'S DAY THAT MIGHT FIT ON YOUR PIANO TONIGHT?

今晚適合你的鋼琴演奏的女人節？

>> Jon: YEAH, YOU KNOW, LET ME PLAY A SONG FOR MY MOTHER.

>> 喬恩：是的，你知道的，讓我為我母親唱首歌吧。

>> Stephen: BEAUTIFUL.

>> Stephen: BEAUTIFUL.

>> Jon: THIS IS OUR FAVORITE MARY J BLIEJ SONG-- BLIGE SONG,

>> 喬恩：這是我們最喜歡的MARY J BLIEJ歌曲 -- BLIGE歌曲。

REAL LOVE.

真正的愛情。

♪ >> Stephen: THANK YOU, JON.

>> 史蒂芬：謝謝你，喬恩。

SAY I HAD TO YOUR MOM FOR ME.

說我不得不對你媽媽為我。

>> Jon: YEAH.

>> 喬恩。YEAH.

>> Stephen: JON BATISTE, EVERYBODY.

>> JON BATISTE, 各位。

BIG NEWS IN THE WORLD OF BASKETBALL, YOU KNOW HOW A LOT

籃球世界的重大新聞，你知道有多少嗎？

OF STADIUMS HAVE SPITCAMS, THE MILWAUKEE BUCKS DECIDED TO

的體育場館有spitcams，密爾沃基公牛隊決定到。

REPLACE THEIRS WITH MORE SOCIALLY DISTANCE OPTIONS LIKE

用更多的社交距離選項取代它們，如

AN ELBOW BUMPINGCAM, A HAND WASHINGCAM AND SOMETHING CALLED

肘部跳動攝影機，手洗攝影機和所謂的 "東西"。

A HAND SANITIZERCAM.

一臺手部消毒機。

WHICH WENT VIRAL WHEN FANS POINTED OUT IT LOOKED

當粉絲們指出它看起來像的時候，它就開始傳播了。

DISTURBINGLY NOT GOOD.

令人不安的不好。

>> OKAY, THIS IS FUN.

>> 好吧，這很有趣。

YOU GOT TO GET THE HAND SANITIZER, GET THE HANDS NICE

你得去拿洗手液，讓手變得更漂亮。

AND CLEAN, THERE WE GO.

和清潔，我們去那裡。

OH, IT'S OUL OVER YOU, MAYBE YOU CAN WASH YOUR HAIR OUT.

哦，這是在你身上，也許你可以洗你的頭髮了。

LOOKING GOOD, GREAT JOB, BINGO.

看起來不錯，偉大的工作，BINGO。

LOOKING GOOD?

看上去不錯？

OH, THERE IT IS, THERE IT IS, YOU GOT IT, YOU GOT IT.

哦，在那裡，在那裡，你得到了它，你得到了它。

>> Stephen: JIMMY, THAT'S ENOUGH, THAT'S ENOUGH.

>> JIMMY，夠了，夠了。

I DON'T-- I DON'T, I DON'T THINK WE CAN EVEN SHOW THAT ON CBS.

我不... ... 我不，我不認為我們能在CBS上播放。

CAN WE BLUR THIS, PLEASE?

我們可以模糊這個，請？

NO, THAT'S WORSE, THAT'S NOT HELPING.

不，這是更糟糕的，這是沒有幫助。

THAT IS WORSE.

這是更糟糕的。

OBVIOUSLY THE HAND SANITIZERCAM TURNED OUT TO BE A LITTLE MORE

很明顯，手部消毒器的作用是更多一點。

SUGGESTIVE THAN THEY INTENDED BUT EXPLAINED THE BUCK'S NEW

暗示比他們的意圖，但解釋了巴克的新。

SAFETY INSTRUCTIONS, WEAR A MASK, STAY SIX FEET APART,

安全須知，戴上口罩，保持六英尺距離。

ENENABLE PRIVATE BROWSING.

啟用私人瀏覽。

FRIENDLY REMINDER IT IS IMPORTANT TO NOT COMPARE

友情提醒，重要的是不要進行比較。

YOURSELF TO THE HAND SANITIZERCAM.

你自己的手消毒相機。

A LOT OF BOTTLES ARE MUCH SMALLER THAN THEY APPEAR.

很多酒瓶都比表面上看起來要小得多。

FOLLOWING THE VIRAL FOOTAGE THEY ANNOUNCED THEY DO NOT PLAN TO

在病毒視頻之後，他們宣佈他們不打算。

USE THE HAND SANITIZERCAM AGAIN.

再次使用手部消毒機。

HERE TO WEIGH IN ON THE CONTROVERSY IS THE STAR OF THE

在這裡對爭議進行評判的是 "明星"。

HAND SAN ADVERTISERCAM, SANI THE SANITIZER BOTTLE.

手山廣告機，SANI的消毒瓶。

WELCOME TO THE SHOW, SANI.

歡迎來到這個節目，薩尼。

>> HEY, STEPHEN, PUT UP YOUR HANDS AND CLOSE YOUR EYESK I'M

>> 嘿，史蒂芬，舉起你的手，閉上你的眼睛，我是。

READY TO SQUIRT.

準備好了

>> Stephen: I'M GOOD, I JUSTED WASHED UP, EVEN SANG HAPPY

>> 史蒂芬：我很好，我剛剛洗完澡，很開心。

BIRTHDAY TWICE.

生日兩次。

>> IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, I HAVE SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR YOU.

>> 這是你的生日，我有一些特別的東西給你。

>> Stephen: THAT'S OKAY, THAT'S OKAY.

>> 史蒂芬：沒關係，沒關係。

SANI, WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THIS CONTROVERSY.

薩尼，你對這個爭議有什麼看法。

>> I THINK PEOPLE NEED TO GET THEIR MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER,

>> 我想人們需要把自己的思想從腸胃中解放出來。

KEEPING HANDS CLEAN IS MY JOB.

保持手部清潔是我的工作。

IT'S MY HAND JOB.

這是我的手藝活。

>> Stephen: SANI, COME ON.

>> 薩尼，來吧。

>> WHAT?

>> 什麼？

IT IS JUST THAT WHEN I SEE DIRTY DIRTY PEOPLE, I BURST WITH

只是當我看到骯髒的骯髒的人，我就會衝動地...

EXCITEMENT.

興奮。

I WANT THIS PANDEMIC TO HAVE A HAPPY ENDING.

我希望這個PANDEMIC有一個快樂的結局。

>> Stephen: SANI, YOU'VE GOT TOO FAR.

>> 薩尼，你已經走得太遠了。

PEOPLE ARE MISINTERPRETATIONING YOUR MESSAGE, ISN'T YOU GOOGLED

人們誤解了你的資訊，你不是被GOOGLE了嗎？

WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU.

人們對你的評價是什麼？

>> NO, WHY, WHAT ARE THEY SAYK?

>> 不，為什麼，他們在說什麼？

OH GOD, THAT'S FILTHY, I'VE GOT TO CLEAN.

哦，天哪，太髒了，我得清理一下。

THIS HUR A?

這傷害？

-- HURRAY!

-- ... -HURRAY！

>> Stephen: SANI, BEFORE YOU GO, NY THOUGHTS ON OPRAH'S

>> 斯蒂芬：薩尼，在你走之前，紐約對奧普拉的想法。

INTERVIEW WITH HARRY AND MEGHAN.

採訪與哈里和梅根。

>> I DON'T THINK I SHOULD WEIGH IN, PRINCE ANDREW IS AN OLD

>> 我覺得我不應該參與，安德魯王子是個老傢伙。

FRIEND OF MINE.

我的朋友。

>> Stephen: SANI THE HAND SANITIZER, EVERYONE.

>> 薩尼洗手液，每個人。

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

我們馬上回來。