Last night, Harry and Megan gave their big interview to Oprah.

昨晚，哈里和梅根接受了奧普拉的採訪。

Everybody's talking about like, yeah, apparently, like, 17 million people saw it.

每個人都在談論一樣，是的， 顯然，喜歡，1700萬人看到它。

Yeah, a lot of people watched.

是啊，很多人都看了。

Well, guess what?

你猜怎麼著？

The royal family is retaliating now.

皇室現在正在報復。

As we told you, Queen Elizabeth and Prince Charles have their own podcast.

我們告訴過你，伊麗莎白女王和查爾斯王子有自己的播客。

Yeah, we played you a little bit of that last week.

是的，我們上週和你玩了一下。

Well, they just released another episode this morning to fire back.

好吧，他們今天早上又放出一集來回擊。

Welcome to Fiddlesticks.

歡迎來到Fiddlesticks

I'm your host, Queen Discipline.

我是你們的主人，紀檢女王。

And I'm Prince Charles.

我是查爾斯王子

Your Majesty.

殿下

Did you see last night's broadcast on American television?

你看了昨晚美國電視臺的廣播嗎？

I did.

我有

It was shocking.

這真是令人震驚。

The court will never be the same.

朝廷將永遠不會改變。

It won't.

不會的

His Majesty the king reigned Supreme King James King James at the NBA All Star Game.

國王陛下在位至尊詹姆斯國王詹姆斯在NBA全明星賽上。

Charles.

查爾斯

I've never seen so many dunks.

我從來沒有見過這麼多的扣籃。

Your Majesty.

殿下

I'm not talking about baseball.

我不是在說棒球。

I'm talking about the interview with Megan and Harry.

我說的是梅根和哈里的採訪。

Oh, Dad.

哦，爸爸。

Yes, It was devastating, Your Majesty.

是的，這是毀滅性的，陛下。

We need to do immediate damage control direction.

我們需要立即做損害控制方向。

You need to do damage control, Charles.

你得控制一下損失，查爾斯

Megan said and I quote the queen was always wonderful to me.

梅根說，我引用女王對我來說總是很美好。

Here we go, and Harry and I zoom all the time.

在這裡，我們去，哈利和我 放大所有的時間。

In fact, he helped me put on the cat filter.

事實上，他還幫我裝上了貓濾。

I love it, Your Majesty.

我喜歡，陛下

Everyone is speculating that I made those awful comments about skin color.

每個人都在猜測我對膚色的那些可怕的評論。

Well did well, dolls.

幹得好，娃娃們。

I admit, it sounds like something I'd say, but it also could have been our footman whose a Spaniard people are saying that the royal family has been harder on Megan Markle than we were on Prince Andrew.

我承認，這聽起來像我要說的東西，但它也可能是我們的腳伕，其一個西班牙人的人說，王室一直對梅根馬克爾比我們對安德魯王子更難。

Who?

誰？

Prince Andrew.

安德魯王子

Your son?

你兒子？

My brother.

我的哥哥

He's been accused of pedophilia.

他被指控為戀童癖。

What are you talking about?

你在說什麼？

I don't have a sound called Prince Andrew.

我沒有一個叫安德魯王子的聲音。

I have three Children.

我有三個孩子。

You, Edward and an.

你，愛德華和一個。

You have four Children, Charles.

你有四個孩子，查爾斯

I'm looking at a family photo right now.

我現在就在看一張全家福。

There's you, me, Edward, Princess Anne and your father On the end of the couch, Your Majesty.

有你，我，愛德華，安妮公主和你的父親 在沙發的盡頭，陛下。

Prince Andrew's there.

安德魯王子在那裡。

His head is covered with a square space.

他的頭上有一個方形的空間。

What a Segway.

什麼賽格威。

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查爾斯，如果你正在尋找建立一個新的網站，方圓空間提供現代模板和可擴展的電子商務解決方案。

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去Squarespace。

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