SHOW, SO HAPPY YOU ARE HERE, THANKS FOR STOPPING BY ON

秀，很高興你在這裡， 謝謝你的光臨。

TONIGHT'S SHOW, WE'LL BE JOINED BY INCREDIBLE STANLEY TUCCI, A

今晚的節目中，我們將邀請到不可思議的斯坦利-杜奇，他是一位偉大的藝術家

PERFORMANCE FROM PENTATONIX, BE AROUND FOR THAT.

PENTATONIX的表現，是為那。

I AM SO EXCITED TO TALK TO STANLEY TUCCI, HOW MUCH DO WE

我很高興能和STANLEY TUCCI談談，我們有多少錢？

LOVE THE TUCC ON THIS SHOW, YEAH, FULL ROUND OF APPLAUSE.

我喜歡這個節目中的TUCC，是的，全場掌聲。

>> Reggie: YEAH.

>> 雷吉：YEAH。

>> James: FULL ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR THE TUCC.

>> 詹姆斯為TUCC鼓掌。

>> Reggie: MAX SMOOCH TO THE TUCC.

>> 麥克斯-斯莫奇到了TUCC。

>> James: SMOOCH TO THE TUCC.

>> 詹姆斯。向TUCC致敬。

I THINK HE SHOULD PUT OUT HIS OWN RANGE OF KOMBUCHA CALLED

我想他應該推出他自己的KOMBUCHA系列，叫 "KOMBUCHA"。

KOMTUCCI.

KOMTUCCI.

>> STANLEY TUCCI COME BUTCHI.

>> STANLEY TUCCI COME BUTCHI.

>> James: THERE IT IS, TUCCI KOMBUCCI.

>> 詹姆斯在那裡，TUCCI KOMBUCCI。

I THINK PEOPLE WOULD BUY THAT.

我想人們會買這個。

>> THEY DEFINITELY WOULD.

>> 他們肯定會的。

THERE IS NO DOUBT.

這是毫無疑問的。

>> James: I WONDER IF HE IS THINKING ABOUT IT.

>> 詹姆斯。我想知道他是否在想這個問題。

>> PUT A LITTLE ALCOHOL IN THERE, SOME HOOTCH TUCCI

>> 在裡面放一點酒精，來點土司。

KOMBUCCI.

KOMBUCCI.

>> James: I SAID IT ONCE, I SAID IT AGAIN, YOU ARE AN

>> 詹姆斯。我說過一次，我再說一次，你是一個。

ADVERTISERS DREAM, YOU REALLY ARE.

廣告商的夢想，你真的是。

>> MY TALENTED ARE WASTED HERE.

>> 我的天才都被浪費在這裡。

>> James: THEY ARE.

>> 詹姆斯。他們是。

YOU SHOULD JUST BE IN BRAND MANAGEMENT.

你應該只是在品牌管理。

THAT'S ALL YOU SHOULD BE DOING.

這就是你應該做的。

>> JUST WHERE SUITS WITH NO SOCKSK WALK INTO A ROOM, SAY

>> 沒有襪子的西裝走進房間的地方，說。

HOOCHI TUCCICOMBUCCI AND OUT.

HOOCHI TUCCICOMBUCCI和OUT。

>> James: YOU GO IN, AND YOU JUST PARTNER, BRANDS WITH

>> 詹姆斯：你進去，你只是合作伙伴，品牌與。

CELEBRITIES, AND JUST COME UP WITH SOMETHING INCREDIBLE.

名人，只是想出了一些不可思議的東西。

>> JUST KEN JEONG, DELTA, YOU PIG IT OUT, AND LEAVE.

>> 鄭健，德爾塔，你把它挖出來，然後離開。

>> James: LOVE THIS SHIRT.

>> 詹姆斯。愛這件襯衫。

>> THANK YOU.

>> 謝謝你。

IT'S ANOTHER EXPERIMENT IN WHAT-- .

這是另一種體驗... ...。

>> James: IT'S WORKING, BUDDY, IT REALLY IS.

>> 詹姆斯。它的工作，夥計，它確實是。

>> I TRY TO GO, LIKE WHAT MY STANLEY TUCCI WEAR.

>> 我試著去，就像我的斯坦利-杜奇的穿著一樣。

>> James: DEFINITELY NOT THAT BUT CARRY ON.

>> 詹姆斯。絕對不是，但繼續。

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> 好的。

>> James: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS.

>> 詹姆斯。這就是發生了什麼。

YOU LOSE A BIT OF WEIGHT AND SUDDENLY ARE YOU PUTTING

你失去了一點重量，突然間你把。

YOURSELF IN A TUCCI BRACKET?

你自己在TUCCI籃子裡?

HE IS BLOCK COLORS ONLY AM I DN THINK HE GETS INVOLVED IN THAT

他是BLOCK COLORS ONLY 我想他會參與其中的

SORT OF PRINT.

某種程度上的印刷。

MAYBE ON AN INLAY BUT NOT AN AN-- I'M NOT PUTTING MYSELF IN

也許是在一個插件，但不是一個AN -- 我不是把自己放在。

THE TUCCI, PLEASE DON'T THINK THAT.

杜奇，請不要這樣想。

>> YOU SHOOT FOR THE MOON AND EVEN IF YOU MISS YOU LAND AMONG

>> 你向月亮射擊，即使你失手，你也會降落在月亮上。

THE STARS, YOU KNOW?

明星，你知道嗎？

>> Reggie: THAT'S NOT TRUE.

>> 這不是真的。

>> James: THAT'S NOT TRUE.

>> 詹姆斯。這是不正確的。

(LAUGHTER) THAT'S NOT TRUE.

(笑)那不是真的。

THAT'S NOT TRUE, OH MY GOD, TIM, THAT IS THE MOST HONEST THING

這是不正確的，哦，我的上帝，TIM，這是最誠實的事情。

ANYONE HAS EVER SAID ON THIS NETWORK.

任何人都曾在這個網絡上說過，

NOBODY IS SPEAKING WITH THAT LEVEL OF HONESTY ANYWHERE.

沒有人在任何地方都能用這種程度的誠實說話。

SHOOT FOR THE MOON, YOU WILL END UP IN THE STARS, THAT IS NOT

向月亮射擊，你將最終在星星，這不是

TRUE.

真。

YEAH.

是的。

YOU SAID IT, YOU GET IT.

你說的，你得到它。

(APPLAUSE) THAT'S IT.

(掌聲)就是這樣。

IT'S TAKEN 892 SHOWS FOR THAT PEARL OF WISDOM.

為了那顆智慧之珠，我花了892場演出。

HE WILL NOW SLEEP FOR THE NEXT YEAR AND BRING BACK ANOTHER

他現在會在明年睡覺，然後再帶一個人回來。

PEARL OF WISDOM.

智慧之珠。

>> HOPPEDDED UP.

>>希望了。

WHO SAW THAT COMING.

誰能預料到會發生這樣的事。

SO REGGIE-- ABSOLUTELY FIRING OUT OF THE BLOCK, THE ONLY THING

所以REGGGIE... ...絕對是出磚頭了，唯一的事情就是...

THAT COULD REMOVE IS FIREBALL OF ENERGY WE'VE KREATED IS IF WE

能消除我們製造的能量火球的是，如果我們。

MOVE TO THE HEADLINES.

移動到頭條新聞。

>> Reggie: THAT IS TRUE.

>> 雷吉：這是真的。

>> James: THERE IS GENUINELY BIG NEWS, ON THE VACCINE THE FDA

>> 詹姆斯。有一個重大新聞，關於FDA的疫苗。

APPROVED A THIRD VACCINE, THIS TIME THE SINGLE DOSE VERSION

準許了第三種疫苗，這次是單劑量版本。

FROM JOHNSON & JOHNSON.

JOHNSON & JOHNSON的產品。

ISN'T THAT GREAT?

這不是很好嗎？

NOW THERE ARE THREE VACCINES, NONE OF US CAN GET.

現在有三種疫苗， 我們都不能得到。

HERE'S AN ADDED PERK, THIS IS JOHNSON & JOHNSON, IT DOESN'T

這裡有一個額外的福利，這是約翰遜和約翰遜，它不會。

STING IF THE VACCINE GETS IN YOUR EYES.

如果疫苗進入你的眼睛，會有刺痛感。

AND AUDIBLE OH NICE FROM HAGA, DID YOU HEAR THAT?

還有HAGA的好聲音，你聽到了嗎？

DID YOU HEAR THAT, I DON'T THINK I EVER HEARD THAT.

你聽到了嗎，我想我從來沒有聽說過。

BAND ARE ON FIRE TONIGHT!

樂隊今晚火力全開!

THIS IS GREAT NEWS UNLIKE THE PREVIOUS TWO VACCINE THIS ONE

這是偉大的新聞，不像以前的兩個疫苗這一個。

ONLY REQUIRES ONE SHOT.

只需要一槍。

IF IT HELPS, THE WAY I REMEMBER IT IS PFIZER, MODERNA YOU HAVE

如果能幫上忙，我記得的方法是，PFIZER，MODERNA，你有。

TO RETURNA JOHNSON & JOHNSON ONE POKE AND YOUR AWESOME.

迴歸JOHNSON & JOHNSON一戳和你的AWESOME。

THAT'S THE WAY I SEE IT.

我就是這麼看的。

IT ROLLS OFF THE TONGUE, A LITTLE-- YOU KNOW, IF YOU ARE

它滾開的音調，有點 - 你知道的，如果你是。

THINKING WHICH ONE DID I HAVE, JUST REMEMBER THAT, THAT IS THE

想到我有哪一個，請記住，那是我的。

WAY TO DO IT.

方式來做。

AND THERE IS ANOTHER REASON TO BE OPTIMISTIC ABOUT THE VACCINE

還有另一個理由對疫苗持樂觀態度。

LOGJAM BREAKING SOON, WHILE SPEAKING TO LAWMAKERS YESTERDAY

LOGJAM BREAKING SOON，WHILE SPEAKING TO LAWMAKERS YESTERDAY。

PFIZER AND MODERNA SAY THEY HAVE NOW STREAM LINED THE

PFIZER和MODERNA說他們現在已經串聯起了這段視頻。

MANUFACTURING PROCESS TO 140 MILLION DOSES WILL BE COMING IN

1.4億劑量的製造工藝將在未來出現。

THE NEXT FIVE WEEKS.

未來五週，

140 MILLION SHOTS IN FIVE WEEKS.

1.4億次射擊在五週內。

THOSE ARE STEVE NUMBERS.

這些都是史蒂夫的數字。

IS IT-- WE ARE SO CLOSE, GUYS, TO BE LIKE BACK IN RESTAURANTS.

是它 - 我們是如此接近，夥計們，要像回到餐廳。

I CAN ALMOST FEEL MYSELF, I CAN ALREADY FEEL IT, I CAN FEEL

我幾乎可以感覺到自己，我已經感覺到了，我可以感覺到。

MYSELF PRETENDING THAT I ONLY WANT TO TAKE A LOOK AT THE

我假裝我只想看一眼。

DESSERT MENU.

甜品菜單：

A COUPLE OF ANNOUNCEMENTS FROM THE WHITE HOUSE TO TELL YOU

白宮發佈的幾條公告要告訴你。

ABOUT.

關於.

THE ADMINISTRATION IS NOW TALKING ABOUT MAILING OUT

政府當局現在正在討論寄發......。

MILLIONS OF COVID MASKS TO INDIVIDUALS SOON, LOOK AT THAT.

幾百萬的COVID面具給個人，看那。

GETTING MASKS OUT, IN THE POST TO MILLIONS OF AMERICANS 11

在郵遞給數百萬美國人的信件中，把面具拿出來。

MONTHS INTO THE PANDEMIC.

幾個月來的大恐慌。

(LAUGHTER) MASKS SENT TO EVERYONE IN THE

寄給所有的人的面具

MAIL WHICH MEANS ALL OF THE MASKS WILL PROBABLY LOOK LEAK

意思是所有的面具都可能會有漏洞的郵件。

THIS.

這。

THE WHITE HOUSE ALSO ANNOUNCED THAT PRESIDENT BIDEN AND FIRST

白宮還宣佈，主席比登和第一任國務委員

LADY JILL BIDEN WILL BE TRAVELING TO TEXAS ON FRIDAY TO

LADY JILL BIDEN將於週五前往德克薩斯，參加以下活動

REVIEW RECOVERY EFFORTS AFTER THE HISTORIC WINTER STORM DOWN

回顧歷史性的暴風雪襲擊後的恢復工作。

THERE.

在那裡。

BIDEN PREVIOUSLY SAID HE DID NOT WANT TO BE A DISTRACTION BY

BIDEN此前曾表示，他不希望成為一個由Districtation

VISITING TEXAS.

訪問德克薩斯州。

THIS MAKES SENSE.

這是有道理的。

LAST WEEK WAS VERY MUCH HEAD CRUZ'S TIME TO SHINE.

上週是非常多的頭克魯茲的時間閃耀。

THE BIDENS ARE VISITING TEN DAYS AFTER THE STORM, BIDEN SAID HE

BIDEN夫婦在暴風雨後的十天內來訪，BIDEN說他。

WOULD HAVE GONE TO TEXAS SOONER BUT HE NEEDED TO FIND JUST THE

本想早點去德克薩斯，但他需要找到合適的人選。

RIGHT HAT.

右邊的帽子。

IS THIS THE NEXT THING WE'RE GOING TO-- TO PULL IT OFF, FULL

這就是我們接下來要做的... ...把它拉下來，全副武裝。

COWBOY.

COWBOY：

>> MAYBE.

>> 也許吧。

I DON'T THINK I COULD GO FULL COWBOY BUT IF I PUT A BOLO TIE

我不認為我可以去全牛仔，但如果我把一個波洛領帶。

ON.

ON：

>> James: THERE'S THE BOLO, OH, LOOK.

>> 詹姆斯。有波洛，哦，看。

>> Reggie: HUH.

>> 雷吉：呵呵。

>> I DON'T KNOW, I LOOK LIKE I JUST GOT SUED FOR GIVING A BUNCH

>> 我不知道，我看起來像我剛剛被起訴給一大堆。

OF PEOPLE SAL MONDAY ELLA AT MY BARBECUE RESTAURANT.

人的SAL週一艾拉在我的BARBECUE餐廳。

>> James: I THINK YOU COULD TRY IT, YOU NO WHAT I CAN'T DO?

>> 詹姆斯。我想你可以嘗試一下，你沒有什麼我不能做？

COWBOY BOOTS.

COWBOY BOOTS.

>> Reggie: THE BOOTS OF COW DO IS.

>> 雷吉：牛的靴子做的是。

>> James: NO, I CAN'T DO IT, I FEEL LIKE SHOULDN'T SHOES BE

>> 詹姆斯：不，我不能這樣做，我覺得像應該是鞋。

EASIER TO PUT ON THAN THAT.

比這更容易穿上。

WHO'S GOT THE TIME, ON AND OFF.

誰有時間，在和關閉。

>> I THINK YOU JUST KIND, IT IS CALLED A COMMITMENT FOOT WEAR.

>> 我想你只是善意的，它被稱為一個承諾的腳穿。

>> James: YEAH.

>> 詹姆斯。YEAH.

>> >> Reggie: YOU PULL THEM ON T

>> >> 你把它們拉上。

IS A LOT OF TROUBLE AND IT BASICALLY SAYS YOU AREN'T COMING

是一個很大的麻煩，它基本上說你不來了。

OFF UNTIL 7 OR 8.

關閉直到7或8。

>> James: I KNOW BUT I CAN'T MAJT.

>> 詹姆斯。我知道，但我不能MAJT。

I FEEL LIKE I AM NOT IN MY-- ENOUGH, WITHOUT ME

我覺得我不是在我的 - 夠了，沒有我

HAVING-- WITHOUT US GETTING HOME AND ME GOING SORRY, BABE, CAN

有 - 沒有我們回家，我去 對不起，寶貝，可以。

YOU, CAN YOU-- PULL IT!

你，你能... ... 拉它！

PULL-- DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME, PULL IT!

拉 -- 別擔心我，拉它！

I CAN'T-- I'M ALREADY ENOUGH OF AN ANNOYANCE IN HER LIFE WITHOUT

我不能... ... 我已經受夠了她的生活中的煩惱，沒有了

THE DRIVE HOME HER JUST THINKING OH, GOD, NOW I AM GOING TO HAVE

驅車回家，她只是想，哦，上帝，現在我將有。

TO WATCH HIM FLAILING AROUND ON HIS BACK, A SORT OF INEBRIATED

看著他趴在地上搖搖晃晃，一副無精打采的樣子

PIRM AS I PULL ON HIS HEEL, THIS NEW STUDY, WORKING OUT FOR JUST

我拉著他的腳後跟，這個新的研究，工作了只是。

TWO AND A HALF HOURS A WEEK CAN DRAMICALLY REDUCE YOUR RISK OF

每週2.5小時可以大大降低您的風險。

MIGRAINE HEADACHES.

遷徙性頭痛。

OR JUST LIE DOWN IN A DARK ROOM FOR TA AND A HALF HOURS, THAT

或只是躺在黑暗的房間裡TA和半小時，那

WILL DO IT, BUT IT'S YOUR CHOICE.

會做的，但這是你的選擇。

TYPES OF EXERCISE, THAT QUALIFY INCLUDED JOGGING, PLAYING A

符合條件的運動類型包括慢跑、打球等。

PORT, BICYCLING AND EVEN HEAVY CLEANING.

港口，騎自行車，甚至大量的清潔。

HEAVY CLEANING.

重度清潔。

I LIKE HOW THEY SLIP THAT IN, LIKE THEY PUT ONE EVEN WORSE

我喜歡他們怎麼把那東西放進去，就像他們把一個更壞的東西放進去一樣。

OPTION AT THE END TO MAKE JOGGING NOT SOUND AS BAD.

最後的選項，使慢跑聽起來不那麼糟糕。

SO YOU WANT TO TRY THAT, TRY THAT WITH THE PERSON YOU LIVE

所以你想試試，就和你生活的人試試吧

WITH.

與：

NEXT TIME THE PERSON YOU LIVE WITH GOES OH MY GOD, I'VE GOT

下次和你一起住的人走了，我的天，我有了。

THE WORST HEADACHE, JUST GO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED TO DO, SCRUB

最嚴重的頭痛，只是去你知道你需要做什麼，擦拭。

THE BATHROOM.

衛生間。

>> SOME SCIENTIFIC NEWS FOR YOU, A NEW STUDY SAYS THAT TALKING ON

>> 為您提供一些科學新聞，一項新的研究表明，說話在上

THE PHONE FOR JUST TEN MINUTES CAN MAKE YOU FEEL UP TO 20% LESS

僅僅10分鐘的電話就能讓你的心情減少20%。

LONELY, AND IF YOU DO IT RIGHT, A HALF AN HOUR LATER DOMINOES

寂寞，如果你做對了，一個半小時後，多米諾斯。

WILL BRING YOU A PIZZA.

會給你帶來一個比薩餅。

NOW YOU FEEL LESS LONELY, THAT IS OF COURSE ONCE YOU GET OVER

現在你覺得自己不那麼孤獨了，那是當然的，只要你過了這關。

THE INITIAL RAISE YOU FEEL WHEN SOMEONE CALLS YOU ON THE PHONE,

當有人打電話給你的時候，你會有一種初生牛犢不怕虎的感覺。

10 MINUTES ON THE PHONE CAN MAKE YOU FEEL LESS LONELY, IF YOU

10分鐘的電話可以讓你感覺不那麼孤獨，如果你

HAPPEN TO BE ON THE PHONE WITH PIE DAD IT CAN MAKE YOU FEEL A

碰上和派爸爸通電話，會讓你感覺很不舒服

LOT MORE KNOWLEDGEABLE ABOUT THE WEATHERING IN BUCKINGHAMSHIRE.

更多關於巴克漢姆郡天氣的知識。

THIS IS TRUE THOUGH, THE RESEARCHERS SAY LONELINESS DE

這是真實的，但研究人員說，孤獨DE。

CREASES EVEN MORE IF YOU ARE IN CONTROL OF THE CONVERSATION.

如果你控制了對話，就會有更多的收穫。

DO YOU AGREE WITH THAT, IAN?

你同意嗎，IAN？

>> I DON'T KNOW.

>> 我不知道。

>> James: I FEEL GREAT, I DON'T FEEL LONELY AT ALL.

>> 詹姆斯。我感覺很好，我不覺得寂寞。

AND WE WANTED TO TELL BUT THIS.

我們想告訴，但這個。

AN 81IER OLD WOMAN IN GERMANY HAS BECOME A FITNESS STAR ON

德國一位81歲的老婦人成為了健身明星，她的名字叫 "What's a FITNESS STAR ON"。

TIKTOK.

TIKTOK：

SHE REGULARLY POSTS WORKOUT VIDEOS AND AMAZED AROUND 125,000

她經常發佈健身視頻，驚呆了125,000人。

FOLLOWERS AND REALLY IMPRESSED ALL OF US WITH THIS VIDEO.

跟隨者和真正令人印象深刻 我們所有的這個視頻。

FOLLOWERS AND REALLY IMPRESSED ALL OF US WITH THIS VIDEO.

跟隨者和真正令人印象深刻 我們所有的這個視頻。

IT'S VERY CUTE.

它非常可愛。

IT'S VERY CUTE BUT MI LEGALLY REQUIRED TO TELL YOU THAT YOU

很可愛，但我必須合法地告訴你，你。

HAVE COMMITTED COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT AND A TEAM OF

有侵犯版權的行為，並有一隊人馬。

LAWYERS FROM CBS WILL BE CONTACTING YOU SHORTLY.

CBS的律師會盡快與你聯繫。

MY TAKEAWAY FROM THAT VIDEO IS AN 81 YEAR OLD GERMAN WOMAN IS

我從這段視頻中得到的啟示是，一個81歲的德國女人是。

NOT ONLY IN BETTER SHAPE THAN I AM SHE IS ALSO WAY BETTER AT

不僅在更好的形狀比我好，她也是更好的方式在。

TIKTOK.

TIKTOK：

FROM WHAT I CAN WORK OUT, I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT TIKTOK, IN

據我所知，我對提克托克的情況並不瞭解。

ORDER TO BE A TIKTOK STAR YOU EITHER HAVE GOT TO BE 16 OR 81.

為了成為TIKTOK明星，你必須要16歲或81歲。

THERE IS NO IN BETWEEN.

沒有兩者之間的關係。

THERE IS NOTHING IN BETWEEN.

這中間沒有任何東西。

NO ONE WANTS TO SEE A 42 YEAR OLD LIP SYNCING TO DOJA CAT.

沒人願意看到一個42歲的老嘴脣和DOJA CAT同步。

IS ADAM HERE, THERE HE S YOU ARE BIG ON TIKTOK.

亞當在這裡嗎，他在那裡，你對TIKTOK很感興趣。

HOW DO WE, WHAT IS THE VIBE ON TIKTOK, MAN.

我們怎麼做，什麼是對TIKTOK的氛圍，男人。

>> I THINK WE CAN MAKE YOU A STAR.

>> 我想我們可以讓你成為明星。

>> James: I'M ALL RIGHT.

>> 詹姆斯。我沒事。

>> NO, IT'S, YEAH, I MEAN IT IS ALL RANDOM.

>> 不，這是，是的，我的意思是，這是所有隨機的。

MY BROTHER STARTED TIKTOK LAST WEEK, 25,000 FOLLOWERS, ONE

我的兄弟上週開始做TIKTOK，25000個粉絲，1個

VIDEO.

視頻：

>> James: WHAT DID HE DO.

>> 詹姆斯。他做了什麼。

>> PUT A VIDEO UP OF HIS DOG.

>> 把他的狗的視頻。

I DON'T KNOW, I MEAN HE HAS ACCOMPLISHED MORE ON THE

我不知道，我的意思是，他已經完成了更多的上

PLATFORM THAN I HAVE WORKING FOR YOU IN SIX YEARS, SO.

平臺比我為你工作了六年，所以。

>> James: HOW MANY FOLLOWERS HAVE WE GOT ON TIKTOK?

>> James:我們在TIKTOK上有多少粉絲？

>> WE HAVE 4.5 MILLION.

>> 我們有450萬。

WE GOT SIZZLE THERE, BABY.

我們得到了大小在那裡，寶貝。

>> James: WE'VE GOT SOME-- WE'VE GOT SIZZLE THERE,

>> 詹姆斯。我們已經得到了一些 - 我們已經得到了大小有。

BABY.

BABY：

AND FINALLY, WE WANT TO TELL BUT THIS, THE UNITED STATES POSTAL

最後，我們要告訴大家的是，美國郵政總局

SERVICE JUST UNVEILED THE DESIGN OF ITS NEW MAIL TRUCK EXPECTED

SERVICE剛剛發佈了新的郵件卡車的設計，預計將在未來幾年內推出。

TO HIT THE ROAD IN 2023 AND IT WAS INSTANTLY MOCKED ONLINE.

將於2023年上路，並立即在網上進行了模擬。

HERE IT IS HERE.

在這裡，它在這裡。

THAT IS THE TRUCK.

這就是卡車。

DO YOU NOT LIKE THIS?

你不喜歡這樣嗎？

>> IT JUST LOOKS LIKE A DUCKBILLED TRUCK.

>> 它只是看起來像一個DUKBILLED卡車。

>> James: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT, I SAW IT, I STARTED

>> 詹姆斯。什麼是錯的，我看到了，我開始了。

FEELING SORRY FOR THE TRUCK.

對卡車感到抱歉。

LOOK AT THE TRUCK, AS IF SOMEONE JUST SPENT THE BEST YEARS OF

看看這卡車，好像有人剛花了最好的幾年時間

THEIR LIFE TRYING ON A LIMITED-- TRAYING TO DESIGN A

他們的生活嘗試在一個有限的--訓練設計一個

TRUCK AND THEN SOME 18 YEAR OLD ON THE INTERNET, THIS TRUCK

卡車，然後一些18歲的年齡在互聯網上，這個卡車。

[BLEEP] SUCK, BRO.

[BLEEP] 吮吸，兄弟。

IS THAT WHAT ST, TRYING TO GET A TRUCK CANCELLED?

那是什麼ST，試圖得到一個卡車取消？

BECAUSE THE U.S. POSTAL SERVICE HAS HAS ALL THAT MONEY TO REDO

因為美國郵政服務有那麼多錢來重做。

ANOTHER TRUCK.

另一輛卡車。

IS THAT WHERE WE ARE AT.

這就是我們所處的位置。

I THINK IT IS A BEAUTIFUL TRUCK.

我覺得這是一輛漂亮的卡車。

I DON'T THINK THE TRUCK NEEDS TO BE CANCELLED, DO YOU?

我不認為卡車需要取消，你呢？

>> NO, IT HAS THE KIND OF ENERGY LIKE IT JUST SAW A PICTURE OF

>> 不，它有那種能量，就像它剛剛看到的圖片。

ALL OF ITS FRIENDS AT A BIRTHDAY PARTY WITHOUT IT.

我所有的朋友在生日派對上沒有它。

(LAUGHTER).

(笑)：

>> James: IT REALLY DOES.

>> 詹姆斯。確實如此。

IT REALLY DOES.

它真的是。

>> I FEEL BAD FOR THE TRUCK, YOU KNOW, THERE IS NOTHING WRNG

>> 我為那輛卡車感到難過，你知道的，沒有什麼大不了的。

WITH IT.

與它。

>> James: LOOK AT IT AGAIN, I THINK THAT TRUCK IS HOT, I THINK

>> 詹姆斯。再看一遍，我覺得那輛卡車是熱的，我覺得。

IT IS IS A HOT TRUCK.

它是是一輛熱車。