Uh, for those of you watching around the world,

世界各地正在觀看奧斯卡的觀眾

it has been a tough couple of days for us here.

我們這裡最近過得比較辛苦點

It's been raining. We're fine.

一直都在下雨，但我們安然無恙

Thank you for your prayers.

感謝你的祈禱

I'm happy to be back. I hosted seven years ago.

我很高興回來，我七年前主持過

And I'm so honor and flattered that they have me back so quickly.

我很榮幸地謝謝他們"很快地"再次邀請我回來

Things are so different now.

現在很多事變得不一樣了

Last time, for instance when I was here,

舉例，我上次在這主持

Cate Blanchett was nominated, Meryl Streep was nominated, Leonardo Dicaprio was nominated,

凱特布蘭琪被提名，梅麗史翠普被提名，李奧納多狄卡皮歐被提名

Martin Scorsese was nominated, so different!

馬丁史柯西斯被提名，都不一樣

There are some first time nominees here tonight. June Squibb is nominated for Nebraska

今晚有些新人是第一次入圍，朱恩·斯奎布以"內布拉斯加"入圍

At 84 years old, she is the oldest nominee, she was wonderful in Nebraska

她84歲，是最年長的入圍者，她在"內布拉斯加"裡面表現的很出色

I'm telling everyone that you're wonderful in Nebraska, the film that you did, wonderful!

我正在跟大家說你在電影裡面表現很出色，很精彩!

We have other first-time nominees,Lupita Nyong'o is here, they're amazing.

我們這還有第一次入圍的人，露琵塔·尼詠歐，他們很棒。

Amazing performance in "12 Years a Slave" , she's from Kenya, she's a Kenyan.

在"自由之心"裡面有著精采絕倫的演出，她來自肯亞，道地肯亞人

And, uh, Barkhad Abdi is here, he is nominated for "Captain Phillips"

這裡還有巴克哈德·阿卜迪，以"怒海劫"入圍

He's a Somalia, so he knows a lot about wine. and that is impressive.

他是個索馬利亞人，所以他很懂酒，那令人印象深刻

Who's the wine captain now? Who's the wine captain....Now,

現在誰是品酒專家? 到底是誰啊？

the real Captain Phillips is here tonight, and the real Philomena is here tonight.

真正的菲利普斯船長今晚在這，真正的菲洛梅娜也在這

And I have to say, one of the most amazing lies impersonators I've seen in my entire life

還有我必須說，我一生中看過最棒的謊言模仿者之一

really, seriously, good job sir. I mean that is really....

真的，做的好，先生，我是說那是真的...

Tonight, steam is heroes in Hollywood.

今晚的好萊塢全是英雄

And we need hereos now more than ever.

我們現在最缺的就是英雄

And we need hereos now more than ever.

我們現在最缺的就是英雄

People around the world are going through hard times, and movies offer us an escape.

全世界的人們正過著苦日子，電影給予我們喘息的空間

Movies inspire us. I'm not saying that movies are the most important thing in the world.

電影啟蒙我們，我並不是在說電影是全世界最重要的東西

Because we all know the most important thing in the world is youth.

因為我們都知道全世界最重要的東西是青春

Now we know that the most important thing in life is love, and friendship, and family,

我們現在知道生活中最重要的東西是愛情，友情，親情

and if people don't have those things, well then, they usually get into show business.

如果有人都沒有那些東西，那...他們通常都會投身娛樂事業

Here we all, we're one big frighten family is what we are.

我們這裡算得上是一個大家庭

But I want you to know, that I love you and I think you're talented, I do.

所以我想要讓你們知道，我愛你們，我覺得你們都很有才華

And I think you should think of yourselves as winners, not all of you,

而且我覺得你們要把自己當作是個贏家，不是全部

but the people who have won before should think of yourselves as winners.

而是那些曾經贏過的人應該要這樣想

I know what you're thinking, Ellen, that's easy for you to say, you've been chosen to host,

艾倫，我知道你在想什麼，那對你來說，很容易，你被選為主持人

and that is sort of the highest award there is. Thank you... thank you... thank you...

那算是最好的獎項。謝謝你們，謝謝你們

But let's try to focus on you tonight, if we can.

但是今晚讓我們把重點放在你們，如果可以

Seriously, the work that you've done is incredible. I did a little bit of research.

認真地，你們的成就真的很了不起。我做了一些研究

And between all the nominees here tonight, you've made over 1400 films.

今晚所有的入圍者，你們至今拍過1400部電影

1400 films, and you have gone to a total of 6 years of college.

1400部電影，還有你們總共在大學讀6年

I'm kidding. Kids, stay in school!

開玩笑地，小孩子要認真讀書

I'm sure these people went to college. I mean, Amy Adams, you went to college, right?

我確定這些人都讀過大學，我是說，艾美·亞當斯，你讀過大學，對嗎?

No.

沒有

Ok, well let... ok! You're an amazing actress. You're not one, but two nominated films tonight you're in, that's

好，你是個很棒的女演員，你不只入圍一項，你今晚有兩部電影入圍

That is so, what is the word for it, selfish, I guess.

那真是，什麼字來著，自私，我想

I really do think it's an exceptional year for movies, of course one of the nominees is her, and by her, I mean Meryl Streep.

我真的認為今年是個電影年，當然"她"其中之一的入圍者

Meryl has been nominated for an Oscar a total eighteen times.

梅莉已經入圍奧斯卡18次

It sounds good. But if you do the math between dresses, hair and makeup, that's

聽起來很棒，但你如果算算出席的洋裝，造型，化妝品

hundreds of thousands of dollars. Simply put Meryl cannot afford to be nominated again.

那可是數十萬的花費，簡單說，梅莉無法承擔再次入圍的費用

That is lots of money.

那真的很花錢

I'm listing all these people, like you're up against each other

我正在排名入圍者，像你們互相逐鹿獎項一樣

and you're all so talented. I don't want you to think it's any kind of competetion, it's a celebration.

你們都很有才華，我不想你們認為這是競爭，這是慶祝

although, who are we kidding? It's a hunger game.

不過，我們在跟誰開玩笑?是"飢餓遊戲"

I mean, there are cameras everywhere, you're starving.

我是說，到處都鏡頭，你正在挨餓

Jennifer Lawrence, one last year, it is the hunger games.

珍妮佛·勞倫斯，最後一集，是"飢餓遊戲"

Jennifer, by the way, I'm not gonna bring up, what happened last year when you were,you know

對了，珍妮佛，我不是要提起去年發生的事，當你...

It's ridiculous, I mean, something like that happens and it's embarrassing and then people just talk about it, it's just, you know

很荒謬，我的意思是發生那種事，很尷尬，然後大家討論它

For those of you who don't know what I'm taling about,

有些人可能不懂我正在講什麼

last year, she fell on the way up, tripped. I don't know if she caught on the tip of the dress

去年，她跌倒了，我不知道他是不是踩到裙襬

let's just show the clip. Becaus what happened... I'm kidding, I'm not gonna show the clip.

讓我們看看當時的錄影....我開玩笑的，我沒打算撥放那個片段

I'm kidding, I am. I'm not. I'm not.

我是開玩笑的，我是，我不是..

but let's just.....and you know the thing when you fell out of the car tonight when you were getting out of the car?

但讓我們...你知道今晚你從車子走出來時摔倒

No one needs to know that, I'm not gonna mention that. (Thank you.)

不需要讓別人知道，我也不打算提起(謝謝)

She fell, on the way out of the car. Like on an orange cone you tripped or something.

她從車子走出來時摔倒，好像是被交通錐還是什麼絆倒

If you win tonight, I think we should bring you the Oscar, I don't wanna risk....

如果你今晚贏的話，我們應該把小金人送到你手上，我不想冒險

We can do that, right? Can we do that? No one's there.

我們可以這樣，我們可以這樣吧? 沒人理我

Win or lose you look beautiful,oh you all look beautiful tonight.

輸或贏，你們今晚都是閃閃動人

Sandy you look beautiful....and Cate, everybody looks beautiful. I'm not gonna say who looks the most beautiful.

珊迪你很美，還有凱特，每個人都很迷人，我不會說誰是今晚最美的

But let...it's clear, it's Jared Leto, he's the prettiest.

不過挺...明顯的，傑瑞德·萊托，他是最美的

Boy, is he pretty?I mean, he's uh, nominated for Best Supporting Actor and Matthew McConaughey, also pretty

各位，他漂亮嗎?我是說他入圍最佳男配角獎，還有馬修·麥康納也很美

by the way, but different, like uh, rugged dirty, dirty pretty. No, good dirty, not bad dirty.

不過有點不同，他是奇異的美，髒髒的美，好的髒，不是壞的髒

Both nominated for "Dallas Buyers Club" , a very important movie.

他們一起以藥命俱樂部入圍，很重要的一部電影

It deals with the serious issue of people who have sex at rodeos.

是關於人類在圈地發生性行為的嚴肅議題

Dont' do it. It looks appealing, but...ooh

不要這樣做，看起來很吸引人，但....

Speaking of sex at the rodeos, Bruce Dern is here tonight.

說到在圈地發生性行為，布魯斯·鄧恩今晚在這裡

I had a, repeated of transition, I had no idea.

我有....等一下，我不知道

A little background on Bruce, his grandfather was the governor of Utah,

布魯斯的些許背景，他的爺爺曾是猶他州的州長

his great uncle was a Politur Prize running poet

他的大伯父曾是普立茲獎獎獲得獎詩人

And his godmother was Illinois Roosevelt.

他的教母是伊利諾伊羅斯福

And here you are among us tonight, what went wrong?

今晚，你在我們之中，怎麼怪怪的?

Jonah Hill is nominated for his amazing performance in "The Wolf of Wall Street"

喬納·希爾以他在"華爾街之狼"出色的演技入圍

That, honestly, I have to say, you showed us something in that film that I haven't seen for a very very long time.

老實說，在那部電影裡，你讓我看到一些東西我很久很久都沒看過的

You get it?

你懂我嗎?

Well, we should get started, it's gonna be an exciting night.

好了，我們應該要開始了，今晚會是很棒的夜晚

Anything could happen. So many different possibilities.

什麼事都有可能發生，有眾多可能性

Possibility number one, "12 Years a Slave"wins Best Picture

可能性1: 自由之心奪得最最佳影片獎

Possibility number two, you're all racists.

可能性2: 你們都是種族主義者