And I looked in the mirror and I realized that I wore a shirt with buttons, a button up shirt that passes for fancy in this covid world we're in now.

我照了照鏡子，發現自己穿的是一件帶扣子的襯衫，一件釦子襯衫，在我們現在這個covid的世界裡，可以說是花裡胡哨。

I always just throw on a T shirt and then some sort of jean jacket, and I do the show.

我總是先穿上一件T恤，再穿上牛仔夾克，然後就開始表演了。

This morning I put on a shirt that's completely normal, you know?

今天早上我穿了一件完全正常的襯衫，你知道嗎？

Right.

好吧，我知道了

And it looks like I'm headed out the door to my wedding.

看來我是要出門去參加我的婚禮了。

It's It's also a lot of work, all those buttons that shows a lot of ambition.

它的 它也是一個很大的工作，所有這些按鈕，顯示了很大的野心。

So, kudos to you.

所以，為你點贊。

Thank you.

謝謝你了

It's actually just Velcro.

其實就是魔術貼。

Oh, right.

哦，對了。

Yeah.

是啊。

The buttons are just here, and then it just flips out, and I can rip this off and there's no back to this.

按鍵就在這裡，然後就翻出來了，我可以把這個撕下來，這個就沒有退路了。

It's just a bare back.

這只是一個光禿禿的背影。

I mean, your wife found it fancy.

我的意思是，你的妻子發現它的幻想。

If that she didn't see the back, if she had seen the back, she would have been horrified.

如果那她沒有看到後面，如果看到後面，她一定會驚恐萬分。

She would have probably been like, You gotta get that spot.

她可能會說："你一定要拿到那個位置。

Look at?

看？

Yeah, Yeah.

是啊，是啊。

Uh, my wife hasn't seen my naked torso in eight years.

呃，我的妻子還沒有看到我的裸體 八年。

Well, you got to get better lighting.

好吧，你必須得到更好的照明。

She said my skin looks like spam.

她說我的皮膚看起來像垃圾郵件。

That started to go bad.

開始變壞了。

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

是啊，是啊，是啊。

Didn't you used to help out in health class By showing the circulatory system by just standing there with a shirt off?

你以前不是在健康課上通過脫掉衣服站在那裡展示循環系統來幫忙嗎？

I get paid a lot of money.

我得到了很多錢。

I got $40 a class.

我一節課有40元。

Nice to give you a cookie and watch it pass through your digestive tract.

很高興給你一塊餅乾，看著它通過你的消化道。

Yep.

是的。

It's good work, if you can get it.

如果你能得到的話，這是好工作。