TOPICAL GRAPHICS, AND STRINGING THE NEWSIEST CUT-SCENES INTO AN

主題圖解，並將最新的剪接場景串聯到一起。

IMMERSIVE, NARRATIVE EXPERIENCE, TO CREATE FOR YOU THE

身臨其境的敘事體驗，為你創造出最真實的生活。

STATE-OF-THE-ART, VIRTUAL REALITY ROLE-PLAYING VIDEO GAME

尖端技術，虛擬現實角色扮演遊戲

EXPERIENCE THAT IS MY MONOLOGUE.

經驗，這是我的獨白。

BUT SOMETIMES, SOMETIMES, FOLKS, I BREAK INTO MY NEIGHBOR'S

但有時，有時，夥計們，我闖入我的鄰居家，

GARAGE, STEAL AN OLD CARDBOARD BOX AND DRAW ON IT WHILE HUFFING

車庫，偷一箇舊的紙板箱，然後在上面畫畫，一邊畫一邊抽。

THE MARKERS.

標記者：

THEN, I FASHION DICE OUT OF SOME TEETH I SWIPED FROM THE MORGUE,

然後，我用從屍體上取下的一些牙齒做了時尚的骰子。

SCULPT SOME GAME PIECES OUT OF THE CALCIFIED CHEWING GUM I

用我的鈣化口香糖雕刻出一些遊戲零件

SCRAPE OFF THE BOTTOM OF A MOVIE THEATER SEAT, THEN INVITE YOU

刮掉電影院座位的底部，然後邀請你去。

ALL TO THE MOB-OPERATED, UNDERGROUND PARCHEESI LEAGUE OF

所有這些都是為了MOB經營的地下PARCHEESI聯盟的利益

NEWS THAT IS MY SEGMENT: "QUARANTINE-WHILE!"

新聞這是我的部門。"QUARANTINE -WHILE！"

QUARANTINE-WHILE, A BELOVED CHICAGO TRADITION IS ABOUT TO

QUARANTINE-WHILE，一個廣受喜愛的芝加哥傳統即將到來。

DIE: THE CITY WILL NO LONGER ALLOW THE HALLOWED CHICAGO

死：城市不會再容許HALLOWED CHICAGO。

INSTITUTION OF USING HOUSEHOLD OBJECTS TO CALL DIBS ON PARKING

利用住宅物件叫停的機構

SPOTS AFTER SNOW REMOVAL, BECAUSE STARTING THIS WEEK, DIBS

除雪後的斑點，因為從本週開始，DIBS。

OBJECTS WILL NOW BE REMOVED BY TRASH CREWS.

現在，這些物品將由垃圾處理人員清除。

WHICH MEANS I ONLY HAVE A FEW MORE HOURS TO HOLD THE SWEET

這意味著我只有幾個小時的時間來保持甜蜜的。

SPOT I'VE BEEN SAVING AT THE CORNER OF WELLS AND EUGENIE

我一直在威爾斯和尤金尼街角尋找的地方。

SINCE 1991.

自1991年以來：

PLEASE DON'T TAKE IT!

請不要拿走它！

I'M HAVING A SOFA DELIVERED ANY DAY NOW!

我有一個沙發交付 現在任何一天！

DIDN'T YOU LIVE IN WELLS AND EUGENEIE OR WAS IT-- WILLOW,

你是住在威爾斯和尤金尼，還是... ...威廉？

WERE YOU GENE EUGINIE AND MINOMINI AND WILLOW, SHE LIVED

你的基因EUGINIE和MINOMINI和WILLOW，她住。

ON MY CORNER, I THINK.

在我的角落，我想。

YOU DONE MINE IF I JUST TOSS-- -- TOSS IN MY WIFE AT THE

你把我的事辦好了，如果我把... ... -- 把我的妻子扔進去

END OF THE SHOW, JUST SAY T WE WON'T BE OFFENDED, IT WILL BE

節目結束時，只需說我們不會生氣，會的

FINE.

好的。

NO HARD FEELINGS.

沒有難受的感覺。

QUARANTINE-WHILE, IN CALIFORNIA, "A PLASTIC SURGEON ATTENDED

VIDEO TRAFFIC COURT FROM THE OPERATING ROOM."

從操作室的視頻交通路線。"

HERE'S A LOOK: >> UNLESS I AM MISTAKEN, I'M

這裡是一個看。>> 除非我出了差錯，否則我... ...

SEEING A DEFENDANT THAT'S IN THE MIDDLE OF AN OPERATING ROOM,

看到一個在手術室中間的被告。

APPEARING TO BE ACTIVELY ENGAGED IN PROVIDING SERVICES TO A

看似積極從事為某一國家提供服務的人的情況

PATIENT.

病人：

IS THAT CORRECT, MR. GREEN?

是正確的，綠色先生？

>> YES, SIR.

>> 是的，先生。

>> I DO NOT FEEL COMFORTABLE, FOR THE WELFARE OF THE PATIENT

>> 我覺得不舒服，為了病人的利益。

IF YOU'RE IN THE PROCESS OF OPERATING THAT I WOULD PUT ON A

如果你在操作的過程中，我將把一個。

TRIAL.

審判：

>> I HAVE ANOTHER SURGEON RIGHT HERE WHO'S DOING THE SURGERY

>> 我有另一個外科醫生在這裡誰做的手術

WITH ME SO I CAN STAND HERE AND ALLOW THEM TO DO THE SURGERY

跟我一起，我就可以站在這裡讓他們做手術了

ALSO.

還有：

>> NOT AT ALL.

>> 一點也不。

I DON'T THINK SO.

我不這麼認為。

>> Stephen: CLEARLY DID NOT IMPRESS THE JUDGE.

>> 明顯沒有對法官施加壓力。

AND THAT DOESN'T BODE WELL FOR YOUR CASE IN TRAFFIC COURT.

這對你在交通法庭的案子沒有好處。

"YOUR HONOR, I WAS NOT DRIVING RECKLESSLY.

"你的榮譽，我沒有亂開車。

I ONLY BEHAVE THAT WAY WHILE PERFORMING SURGERY.

我只有在做手術時才會這樣做。

NOW, CAN YOU RULE ON THIS SPEEDING TICKET QUICKLY?

現在，你能不能快點裁定這個飛車票？

THIS GUY'S FLAT-LINING AND I HAVE TO ZOOM IN TO MY

這傢伙的扁平線，我不得不放大到我的。

MALPRACTICE TRIAL."

瀆職審判。"

GET ME ANOTHER QUARANTINE-WHILE, A NEW APP

再給我拿一個定量器------------------------------新的應用程序

CALLED "DEEP NOSTALGIA" BRINGS NEW LIFE TO DEAD ANCESTORS BY

被稱為 "深層鼻咽癌 "給死去的祖先帶來新的生命，由

REANIMATING OLD PHOTOS.

重塑舊照片。

LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

讓我們來看看。

WOW!

哇！

THAT IS SO UPSETTING, THERE HAS TO BE A GERMAN WORD FOR HOW

太令人不安了，一定要有個德語詞來形容這種情況

I FEEL RIGHT NOW.

我覺得現在。

THIS IS PERFECT FOR ANYONE WHO EVER SAID "I WONDER WHAT GRANDMA

這是完美的任何人誰曾經說過 "我想知道什麼奶奶"。

WOULD LOOK LIKE IF AN ALIEN HID INSIDE HER TEENAGE SKIN."

"如果一個外星人藏在她的少女皮膚裡，會是什麼樣子。"

QUARANTINE-WHILE, U.K. RAPPER SLOWTHAI HAS VOWED TO STOP

QUARANTINE-WHILE，U.K. RAPPER SLOWTHAI HAS VOWED TO STOP。

SPITTING IN PEOPLE'S MOUTHS AT GIGS THANKS TO THE CORONAVIRUS

由於冠狀病毒的緣故，人們在演出時口吐白沫。

PANDEMIC.

PANDEMIC：

THAT'S A BOLD STANCE TO TAKE A YEAR INTO THE PANDEMIC.

這是一個大膽的姿態，採取一年的PANDEMIC。

NOW WE KNOW WHY HE'S NOT CALLED FAST-THAI.

現在我們知道為什麼他不叫 "快泰 "了。

DEVIL'S ADVOCATE: WHAT IS THE POINT OF SEEING YOUR FAVORITE

惡魔的代言人：看到你最愛的人有什麼意義？

ARTISTS IN CONCERT IF THEY CAN'T SPIT IN YOUR MOUTH?

演唱會上的藝人如果不能在你嘴裡吐口水？

LAST TIME I CHECKED, THIS IS AMERICA.

我最後一次檢查，這是美國。

IF I FORK OVER 80 BUCKS TO SEE BOB DYLAN LIVE, IT'S BECAUSE

如果我花了80塊錢去看BOB DYLAN的演出，那是因為：

I EXPECT A HARD RAIN'S GONNA FA-ALLL.

我期待一場大雨的到來。

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JANE FONDA.

我們很快就會和JANE FONDA一起回來的