-♪ Hashtags ♪

# Hashtags #

♪ Hashtags ♪

# Hashtags #

-Now, we do this thing every week where I send out a hashtag,

-現在，我們每週都會做這件事，我發一個標籤。

and we ask you guys to respond to that topic.

並要求你們對該話題進行迴應。

So, since this week is the "WandaVision" finale,

所以，既然本週是 "萬達視界 "的收官之作。

I sent out the hashtag "RealLifePlotTwist."

我發出了 "RealLifePlotTwist "的標籤。

And I asked you guys to tell us about a time

我讓你們給我們講講以前的事。

when something totally unexpected happened to you.

當一些完全意想不到的事情發生在你身上的時候。

Within minutes, it was a trending topic,

幾分鐘內，它就成了熱門話題。

so thank you so much for playing along.

所以非常感謝你的演奏。

We love doing this with you guys,

我們喜歡和你們一起做這個。

so thank you for doing that.

所以，謝謝你這樣做。

Tonight, I thought I'd share some of my favorite

今晚，我想我要分享一些我最喜歡的。

"RealLifePlotTwist" responses from you guys.

"RealLifePlotTwist "你們的迴應。

This first one is from @GoingGonza.

這第一張是@去貢薩的。

He says...

他說...

This one's from @mgblazin -- or blzin27.

這個來自@mgblazin -- 或者blzin27。

He says...

他說...

A lot of plot twists in that one.

這裡面有很多情節的轉折。

This one is from @LukeThatHunts. He says...

這個是@LukeThatHunts的。他說...

Oh! -Ohhhh!

哦！

[ Cymbal crash ]

[鈸的崩潰]

-Oh! [ Laughs ]

-哦！

You have to laugh, man. -That's a plot twist.

你必須笑，夥計。-這是一個情節扭曲。

-You have to laugh. -Yeah.

-你一定要笑-是啊

-This one's from @Kyle27LIT. He says...

-這個是@Kyle27LIT的。他說...

She got you, man. -Got him.

她抓到你了，夥計-抓到他了

-She got you, man. -That's The Roots' tour bus.

-她抓到你了，夥計-那是 "根 "樂隊的巡演巴士。

-Oh, yeah.

-哦，是的

-This one's from @Trishamott. She says...

-這個是@Trishamott發來的。她說...

-Aww!

-啊！

-I love that.

-我喜歡這樣

That's a movie right there, man. -Yeah.

那是一部電影，夥計。-是啊

-"Hit On Me." [ Laughter ]

-"打在我身上。"[笑聲]

-Really? That's the --

-真的嗎？那是...

-Yeah, just go around and just hit-and-run.

-是的，只是繞著走，只是打跑。

"Hmm? Anything?"

"嗯，有什麼事嗎？"

-"Susan Sarandon. 'Hit On Me.'"

-"蘇珊・薩蘭登。"搭訕我"。

-Yeah, "Coming this Christmas."

-是啊，"今年聖誕節來了。"

-[ Imitates tires screeching, crash ]

-[模仿輪胎的尖叫聲，碰撞]

-The roads are dangerous...

-道路很危險...

and also romantic.

而且還很浪漫。

This one's from @DudeFromBurg. He said...

這個是來自@DudeFromBurg的。他說...

-Aah!

-啊！

-Oof! -Wow!

-哦！-哇！

-Ow. -I misread.

-哦-我看錯了

[ Breathes deeply ] Sorry.

[深呼吸] 對不起。

I must have misread the situation...

我一定是看錯了形勢... ...

the situation, because I thought that...

的情況下，因為我認為... ...

This one's from @tayraeswift. She says...

這個是@tayraeswift發來的。她說...

-Wow. -Small world.

-哇哦-世界真小

-That's the other Taylor Swift.

那是另一個泰勒-斯威夫特。

-I mean, but, again, how close are you?

-我的意思是，但是，再說一遍，你有多近？

You don't know that your second cousin's a singer

你不知道你的二表哥是個歌手嗎？

trying to make it in the business?

想在這個行業裡有所作為？

-I mean, maybe, you know, it's the daughter of

-我的意思是，也許，你知道，這是女兒的

the excommunicated brother.

被逐出教會的兄弟。

-Yeah.

-是的

He's cut off from the family.

他與家庭斷絕了聯繫。

-Yeah, but how long was he cut off, Tariq?

-是的，但他被切斷多長時間了，塔裡克？

-He's been cut off for like 18 years now.

-他已經被切斷了18年的聯繫了

-Oh, so you never knew she existed.

-哦，所以你從來不知道她的存在.

-No, I mean -- Well, he did.

-不，我是說... ... 他是這樣做的。

But, you know, he also --

但是，你知道，他還 -

He felt badly because he's been ousted from the family.

他感覺很不好，因為他被趕出了家族。

So, one day, he breaks down -- -He wanted to come back.

所以，有一天，他崩潰了，他想回來。

He wanted top come back in, man, get a little --

他想回來，夥計，得到一個小 -

-He says, "When you get home from school today,

-他說："等你今天放學回家。

I want to talk to you about something."

我想和你談點事情。"

You know? [ Laughter ]

你知道嗎？[笑聲]

-What is he smoking? It feels like a menthol.

-他在抽什麼？感覺像薄荷醇

-Yeah.

-是的

-It's, like, a menthol, a Marlboro menthol.

-就像薄荷醇，萬寶路的薄荷醇。

-Yeah. Yeah, that's his thing.

-是啊，是啊，那是他的事。是啊，這是他的事。

-"I got to talk to you," yeah.

-"我得和你談談"，是的。

-"Yeah, you know the singer Taylor Swift?

"是啊，你知道那個歌手泰勒-斯威夫特嗎？

The one who has the same name as you?

那個和你同名的人？

Well, it's also your cousin. I'm sorry."

嗯，也是你的表妹。我很抱歉。"

-"This Christmas." -Right?

-"這個聖誕節"-對嗎？

-"This Christmas.

-"這個聖誕節，

Not only did she hit someone, she didn't know...

她不僅打了人，還不知道... ...

he's also her cousin."

他也是她的表哥。"

Alright. This last one here is from @amyschwert.

好了，最後一張是@amyschwert的。最後一個是@amyschwert的作品

She said...

她說...

Well, there you go. You got one more year.

好了，你去那裡。你還有一年的時間

You're close. There you have it.

你很接近。這就是了

Those are "Tonight Show Hashtags."

這些都是 "今夜秀標籤"。

To check out more of our favorites,

要查看更多我們的最愛。

go to tonightshow.com/hashtags.

去tonightshow.com/hashtags。