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  • ♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY,

    嘿,EVERYBODY。

  • WELCOME BACK TO "A LATE SHOW."

    歡迎回到 "深夜秀"。

  • LET'S SAY HELLO TO MR. JON BATISTE.

    讓我們向JON BATISTE先生問好。JON BATISTE。

  • HEY, JON, GOOD TOY SOO YOU AGAIN.

    嘿,喬恩,好玩具,所以你又來了。

  • MAN, LAST NIGHT, WE'RE STILL HAVING TO COOL DOWN THE BUILDING

    夥計,昨晚我們還得給大樓降溫呢

  • FROM YOUR PERFORMANCE ON THE SHOW LAST NIGHT.

    從你昨晚的表演中,你的表現。

  • THERE WAS STRUCTURAL DAMAGE.

    有結構性的破壞。

  • THEY HAD TO BRING IN ENGINEERS TO SEE IF THEY COULD SHORE UP

    他們必須請來工程師,看看他們是否能撐起一片天

  • THE ED SULLIVAN.

    ED SULLIVAN.

  • >> Jon: YEAH, YOU KNOW, IT WAS FOUR OF ME.

    >> 喬恩。是的,你知道,是我的四個人。

  • WHEN YOU HAVE FOUR OF ME IT'S A LOT.

    當你有四個我的時候,就會有很多。

  • >> Stephen: LEGALLY YOU CAN'T HAVE MORE THAN FOUR JON BATISTES

    >> 史蒂芬: 法律上你不能有四個以上的喬恩-巴蒂斯特。

  • IN ONE LOCATION.

    在一個地方。

  • >> Jon: THAT'S RIGHT.

    >> 喬恩。沒錯。

  • I GOT FOUR REGISTRATION NUMBERS FOR THAT GIG.

    我得到了四個註冊號碼的那場演出。

  • IT WAS BIG.

    它是大的。

  • THE UNION HAD TO COME IN ON THAT, YOU SEE.

    聯合會不得不介入,你知道的。

  • >> Stephen: IS THERE ANY MUSIC LEFT IN YOUR BODY TODAY, JON?

    >> 史蒂芬:今天你身體裡還有音樂嗎,喬恩?

  • YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO FAVOR THE AMERICAN PEOPLE WITH?

    你可能會喜歡美國人民,用?

  • >> Jon: YEAH, ALWAYS A LITTLE TASTE IN THIS.

    >> 喬恩:是的,總是有一點味道在這。

  • ♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: YOU HAVE A FINE

    >> 史蒂芬:你有一個很好的。

  • WAY TO TREAT A STEINWAY.

    如何處理一個STEINWAY。

  • MR. JON BATISTE, EVERYBODY.

    喬恩-巴蒂斯特先生,各位。JON BATISTE,大家好。

  • THANK YOU, JON.

    謝謝你,喬恩。

  • >> Jon: LAY IT ON.

    >> 喬恩。躺上去。

  • >> Stephen: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THERE ARE A LOT OF

    >> 女士們,先生們,有很多人在這裡。

  • URGENT CONCERNS FACING AMERICANS RIGHT NOW: WHEN WILL THE

    美國人現在面臨的緊迫問題。什麼時候

  • VACCINATION RATE ALLOW US TO REACH HERD IMMUNITY?

    疫苗接種率能讓我們達到牛群免疫力嗎?

  • HAS SOCIAL MEDIA FLUNG OUR NATION INTO AN EPISTEMOLOGICAL

    社會化媒體是否將我們的國家帶入了語言學的漩渦?

  • CRISIS?

    CRISIS?

  • WHY ARE THERE SO MANY SWAMP-BASED TV SHOWS?

    為什麼有這麼多以沼澤為基礎的電視節目?

  • THE ISSUE IS THAT THERE ARE SO MANY BIG ISSUES, THAT SOMETIMES

    問題是,有這麼多的大問題,所以有時

  • YOU LOSE SIGHT OF THE LITTLE ISSUES BECAUSE OF SUCH BIG

    你會因為這些大問題而忽略了一些小問題。

  • ISSUES.

    問題:

  • AND THAT'S AN ISSUE.

    這是一個問題。

  • WHICH BRINGS ME TO MY RECURRING SEGMENT, "UH-OH!" WHERE WE

    這讓我想到了我的復發部分,"呃,哦!"我們在哪裡

  • EXAMINE ISSUES THAT, ONCE YOU START THINKING ABOUT, YOU REALLY

    審視那些一旦開始思考,你就會發現的問題。

  • WISH YOU COULD STOP THINKING ABOUT.

    希望你不要再去想:

  • TONIGHT'S "UH-OH," BIG TECH COMPANIES LOVE TO MAKE PROMISES

    今晚的 "烏龍",大科技公司愛做承諾。

  • IN ORDER TO SUCK UP THOSE SWEET SWEET STATE SUBSIDIES, LIKE THE

    為了吸食那些甜甜的國家補助金,如

  • PROPOSED WISCONSIN FOXCONN PLANT THAT PROMISED 13,000 JOBS, AND

    擬建的威斯康星FOXCONN工廠,承諾提供13,000個工作崗位,並。

  • FOR WHICH "FOXCONN TORE UP A SMALL TOWN," "RAZED HOMES AND

    其中,"福克斯康恩撕毀了一個小城鎮","夷為平地的房屋和"。

  • CROPS," AND WAS PROMISED "MORE THAN $4.5 BILLION IN GOVERNMENT

    農作物",並得到了 "超過45億美元的政府承諾"。

  • INCENTIVES."

    獎勵"。

  • AND TO THIS DAY, THAT PLANT "STILL HASN'T BEEN BUILT."

    直到今天,該廠 "仍然沒有建成。"

  • PLUS, THE FOXCONN C.E.O.

    另外,FOXCONN C.E.O.

  • PROMISED 76 TROMBONES!

    承諾的76個軍團!

  • PLUS, COPPER-BOTTOM TIMPANI IN HORSE PLATOONS AND DOUBLE BELL

    另外,銅底TIMPANI馬排和雙鈴鐺。

  • EUPHONIUMS AND BIG BASSOONS!

    EUPHONIUMS和大巴松管!

  • THAT FELLA'S BEEN A RASPBERRY SEED IN MY WISDOM TOOTH

    費拉一直是我的智慧之牙中的一顆紅莓種子。

  • LONG ENOUGH!

    足夠長的時間!

  • PLUS, NOW TECH COMPANIES HAVE REALIZED THERE'S A MAJOR

    此外,現在科技公司已經意識到有一個重大的。

  • PROBLEM WITH STRIPPING LOCAL COMMUNITIES FOR THEIR GOLD

    剝奪當地社區的黃金資源的問題

  • FILLINGS AND TAX BASE: THE HASSLE OF HAVING TO LIE FIRST.

    填報和稅基:先要撒謊的麻煩。

  • BUT THERE'S A SOLUTION TO THE PROBLEM OF ANY PUBLIC

    但是,有一個解決任何公共的問題的辦法

  • ACCOUNTABILITY, BECAUSE IN ORDER TO ATTRACT JOBS AND INVESTMENT,

    問責制,因為為了吸引工作和投資;

  • "A NEW NEVADA BILL WOULD ALLOW TECH COMPANIES TO CREATE THEIR

    "新的內華達州法案將允許科技公司創建自己的。

  • OWN GOVERNMENTS," "ESTABLISHING NEW BUSINESS AREAS WHERE THEY

    自己的政府"、"建立新的商業領域,在這些領域中,他們的工作是非常重要的。

  • CAN FORM SEPARATE LOCAL GOVERNMENTS," WHICH PROVIDE

    可以成立單獨的地方政府,"它們提供的是

  • SERVICES AND IMPOSE TAXES.

    服務和徵收稅款。

  • UH-OH.

    呃,哦。

  • I, FOR ONE, DO NOT WANT TO LIVE IN THE PRINCIPALITY OF

    就我而言,我不想生活在以下的原則中

  • "GOOGLETOWN."

    "GOOGLETOWN"。

  • YOU WON'T BE ALLOWED TO BUY GOOGLEMILK AT THE GOOGLEMART

    您將不被允許在GOOGLEMILART購買GOOGLEMILK。

  • UNLESS YOU BUY A GOOGLE GLASS!

    除非你買一個谷歌眼鏡!

  • NO ONE WANTS IT!

    沒有人想要它!

  • STOP TRYING TO MAKE IT GOOGLE HAPPEN!

    不要再試圖讓它GOOGLE發生!

  • NOW, ENCOURAGING INNOVATIVE COMPANIES TO COME TO YOUR STATE

    現在,鼓勵創新公司到你的州去。

  • IS A GOOD THING, BUT NOT IF THEY REPLACE THE STATE.

    是一件好事,但如果他們取代了國家,就不是。

  • AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THIS PROPOSES, WHICH LEADS TO MY

    而這正是這個建議,這也導致了我的。

  • "UH-OH" SUB-SEGMENT: "YIKES!" THESE CORPORATE GOVERNMENTS

    "UH-OH "SUB-SEGMENT:"YIKES!"這些企業政府

  • WOULDN'T EVEN BE SUBJECT TO LOCAL GOVERNMENT.

    甚至不會受制於地方政府。

  • THEY WOULD BE CARVED OUT SEPARATELY AS SO-CALLED

    它們將被分別刻畫成所謂的

  • "INNOVATION ZONES," AND WOULD BE GIVEN THE SAME AUTHORITY AS

    "創新區",並將被賦予與 "創新區 "相同的權力。

  • COUNTIES.

    縣:

  • YIKES!

    YIKES!

  • WE ALREADY HAVE A WORD FOR MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE WHO HOLD

    我們已經有一句話要對宇宙的主宰者說,他們掌握著:

  • THE SAME POWER AS GOVERNMENTS: IT'S CALLED "FEUDALISM."

    和政府一樣的權力。這就是所謂的 "封建主義"。

  • YOU REALLY WANT TO ESTABLISH A SOCIETY BASED ON THE MIDDLE

    你真的想建立一個以中產階級為基礎的社會嗎?

  • AGES?

    年齡?

  • GOOD LUCK, BECAUSE THE HOSPITAL YOU WILL NO LONGER HAVE THE

    好運,因為你的醫院不會再有了。

  • CORPORATE TAXES TO PAY FOR IS NOW JUST GOING TO BE A BUCKET OF

    公司稅的支付現在只是一袋錢。

  • LEECHES.

    LEECHES:

  • SUCKER!

    笨蛋!

  • NOW, YOU MAY BE ASKING, CAN ANYONE WHO OWNS A RADIOSHACK

    現在,你可能會問,誰能擁有一個輻射黑客?

  • FRANCHISE FOUND THEIR OWN GOVERNMENT IN NEVADA?

    FRANCHISE在NEVADA成立了自己的政府?

  • THE ANSWER IS NO, BUT THAT'S SOMEHOW LESS COMFORTING,

    答案是 "不",但這多少讓人不舒服。

  • WHICH LEADS ME TO MY "YIKES!" SUB-SUB-SEGMENT: "GULP!"

    這讓我想到了我的 "YIKES!"子子部分。"GULP!"

  • ACCORDING TO THE PROPOSED LAW, THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO COULD APPLY

    根據擬議的法律,只有在下列情況下才可以申請: 1.

  • FOR AN "INNOVATION ZONE" WOULD NEED TO HAVE ENOUGH MONEY, ACRES

    對於 "創新區 "來說,需要有足夠的資金和土地。

  • UPON ACRES OF UNDEVELOPED LAND, AND AN "INNOVATIVE TECHNOLOGY."

    佔地數英畝的未開發土地,和一個 "創新技術"。

  • GULP!

    咕嚕!

  • THOSE ARE THREE CONDITIONS BETTER KNOWN AS THE BOND VILLAIN

    這三種情況更容易被稱為 "邦德惡棍"。

  • COMBO.

    組合:

  • AND IT'S HAPPENING AS I SPEAK.

    我說話的時候,它正在發生。

  • A COMPANY CALLED BLOCKCHAINS L.L.C. HAS ALREADY COMMITTED TO

    一家名為BLOCKCHAINS L.L.C.的公司已經承諾:"我們將繼續努力。

  • BUILDING A "SMART CITY" THAT WILL RUN ON ITS TECHNOLOGY.

    打造一個依靠科技運行的 "智能城市"。

  • GULP!

    咕嚕!

  • BLOCKCHAIN IS WHAT THEY USE FOR CRYPTOCURRENCY, YOU KNOW, THE

    區塊鏈是他們用來做加密貨幣的東西,你知道的,就是...

  • MADE-UP MONEY FOR DRUG LORDS, HIT MEN, AND GUYS ON TINDER WHO

    為毒販、殺手和毒販子賺取的錢財

  • WANT TO EXPLAIN WHAT BLOCKCHAIN IS!

    想解釋一下什麼是BLOCKCHAIN!

  • THIS IS A BAD ROAD TO GO DOWN, FOLKS, BECAUSE IF WE START

    這是條不好的路,夥計們,因為如果我們開始。

  • HANDING OVER OUR INDEPENDENT GOVERNMENT TO THE INTERESTS OF

    把我們的獨立政府交給利益相關者

  • PRIVATE INDUSTRY JUST FOR JOBS AND INVESTMENT, THE NEXT THING

    私營企業只為就業和投資,下一個目標。

  • YOU KNOW, WE'LL BE SPENDING BILLIONS IN PUBLIC FUNDS TO A

    你知道嗎,我們將花費數十億的公共資金,以一個。

  • LEAGUE THAT PAYS NO TAXES FOR FOOTBALL STADIUMS THAT IT ONLY

    不為足球場館納稅的聯盟,它只有

  • USES FOR EIGHT GAMES A YEAR-- WHAT?!!

    一年八場比賽的用途--什麼?

  • UH-OH!

    呃,哦!

  • WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH STAR OF "WANDAVISION," PAUL BETTANY.

    我們馬上就會回到 "WANDAVISION "的明星,保羅-貝塔尼。

  • ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

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♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY,

嘿,EVERYBODY。

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